Friggin giv'er bud
CAN/pol/ - BCC edition
Xavier Wood
Gabriel Morales
covid19tracker.ca
Good site for canada only
Noah Robinson
First for fuck China.
Connor Fisher
Julian Hernandez
How many of you have your RPAL?
Have you been stocking up on ammo?
Pic related my meme-machine
Hudson Morris
Why do you guys hate Americans? We don't hate you.
Kevin Gray
CPC only allows vetted candidates to run for office. It is either Peter MacKay or Justin Trudeau, the Canadian people won't vote for anyone else.
Carson Williams
>mistaking banter with hate
Carter Murphy
Yep, not an R but just got a chad10 yesterday. Nice meme machine
Ayden Watson
Inb4 the seething allcaps pajeet finds this thread
stop whoring for (You)s
Asher Hall
>canacuck memes
talk about a blast from the past oh fuck
Eli Cruz
we don't hate the white americans, but as the other leaf said, you guys really suck with banter
Caleb Green
Also another classic here
Joshua Reyes
upcoming lockdown is a good time for a good grab. if you had to register it they know you have it.
"never let a good crisis go to waste." Saul alinsky
Nicholas Carter
I don't. You'll find that most Canadians who 'hate' America are either 'new' canadians or people who only get their opinions from the media. Lots of old stock (ie white) Canadians love America.
Chase Price
gun* grab
Jaxson Martinez
PACKAGE PILEDRIVER ON THE NIGGLET FUCKING BASED!
Juan Anderson
You can own that here??? What's it called? Already got my CORE, and I've recently decided that I want to get my PAL.
We don't REALLY hate you. However we don't really like how you (and many others) think we're just an extension of your dumpy country. We're simply not the same. With a few Torrie governments that ease up on easy immigration, politically correct bills, gibs, and gun control, we'll be the best country on earth. All it takes is one or two based PMs and we're saved. Cool White Burgers will be welcome to immigrate.
>Lots of old stock (ie white) Canadians love America
True
Nolan Jenkins
>chad10
quite based
Cangen?
Xavier Diaz
Regular PAL here. Are we anticipating much civil unrest? Nogs and abos aren't capable of much
Connor Mitchell
Manitoba anons report in, our massive Asian population has not translated into a lot of cases but it’s a ticking time bomb. If it gets to any reserve the infection rate will be insanely high. My gym is closed, my local bar is only take out and my job has me working from home.... fuck this
Jason Lopez
Nobody with a single functioning synapse hates America conceptually, plenty hate Americans, occasionally for good reasons. there's a huge difference.
Cooper Martin
>We don't REALLY hate you. However we don't really like how you (and many others) think we're just an extension of your dumpy country. We're simply not the same. With a few Torrie governments that ease up on easy immigration, politically correct bills, gibs, and gun control, we'll be the best country on earth. All it takes is one or two based PMs and we're saved. Cool White Burgers will be welcome to immigrate.
I get that. Would it be wrong to say that I consider leafs to be true, freedom loving Americans that are unfortunately under a severely Anglo/Franc based government? Your people in Cangen love Stag Arms for example.
Brayden Carter
Unless you're living in nog central I doubt it.
Mason Parker
Ontari-ari-ari-user here
They have taken the TP, and the bags of milk.
There are screams in the night
distant gunfire. but it grows closer each day.
i saw a bleeding camel run down my sidewalk yesterday. I think it's an omen.
I scream, for the end does not come but the night grows darker still
Kayden Flores
My bad, other way around*. People detest what your jewish government does to the world, but as a people you're like anyone else.
Liam Collins
america is nuisance, we all must understand that democracy inevitably leads to liberalism and the degeneration of society. america actively promotes democracy so anyone who is for a truly conservative or reactionary world must necessarily be against america not only as a country but as an idea.
culture is downstream from politics, not the other way around
Joseph Phillips
Wtf, the franc shit I get but why shit on us? How could us influencing Canadian systems of government be a bad thing? You're trying to make them American you cock sucker.
Logan Ross
>You can own that here??? What's it called?
is this sarcasm lol?
no, but better to have it just in case. Plus with americans panic buying and our dollar going to shit the prices of everything will probably go up soon
Ryder Martinez
decades of cultural Marxism brainwashing .ppl think that we are better than Americans but in truth we are fucking nothing without you guys. this country has been demoralized since the 60s and the only thing ppl can be proud to say of it is "at least were not Americans." the marxists have done a great job subverting this once great anglo nation.
Angel Green
fuck I haven’t heard that in a while. too funny. here’s something that will make a lot of anons laugh
Chase Martin
bro i've got 6 bags of milk. stocked up yesterday
Henry Anderson
>Would it be wrong to say that I consider leafs to be true, freedom loving Americans that are unfortunately under a severely Anglo/Franc based government?
You'd be right and wrong. Ignoring cities as one should when discussing a western country, most Canadians definitely believe in the New World euro settler's concept of absolute freedom, it's just that life is too easy up here and we've become pacified and complacent without any immediate threats to our peace. It is also true however that many of these same Canadians also paradoxically hold an imaginary allegiance to the Crown. My family are UELs and it's comical to watch the cognitive dissonance when these two concepts have to be reconciled.
Christopher Miller
Why yes of course
Hunter Jackson
I hate them a little bit.
Benjamin Hughes
Agreed, democracy is a failed experiment that only exists as a stealthy backdoor for fifth column subversion
Jaxson Cook
Julian Scott
AB was fucked enough before this started. Once things get better I'm getting the fuck out asap because the economic problems here are worse than the disease.
Matthew James
When you say 6 bags do you mean triple baggers or single bags?
For those unfamiliar with Canadian bagged milk lore, the milk is bagged and then three bags of milk receive a second bagging to form the final milk cluster product.
Zachary Bennett
>soon
My man x39 and real fn nato have been increasing daily here
Hudson Adams
dunno if you lads have seen this, but it seems much worse than they are letting on
files.catbox.moe
Adam Garcia
leaf flags that shit on the US are pakis and chinks
James Green
2 triple bags
Bentley Green
where you gonna go user? were in for a global depression we haven't seen since the 1930s
James Murphy
typical baggers.... my homo milk comes in big jugs like it’s supposed to
Jacob Carter
Nice, I stocked up as well.
Blake Green
No idea. Maybe Vancouver, if it still exists.
Colton Phillips
Serious question, why do you let the shitposts get to you? It's really bizarre that you're all so sensitive to obvious pisstaking. Everyone else seems to have realised that it's a meme but the burgers still get mad. You've all seen trailer park boys why do you still tell yourselves we're being earnest
Henry Young
sauce on tits?
Kayden Gonzalez
just before they welded me into my home, armed men in hazmat suits stole my TP and milk
they'll get yours too
Jack Ward
Based I say! Based
The "Muh Canada isn't racist"
This is the biggest lie ever. Everyone is racist. Black, white, yellow, red. People just don't really show as much here.
Josiah Williams
>Anglo/Franc based government
This is an inseparable part of our culture and history. French Canadians are just as Canadian as Anglos.
Michael Ortiz
God damn it, your flag makes me so horny. Every time I see it, especially when it's accompanied with some leftist bullshit, I imagine some hot little piece of boipucci on the other side and it drives my dick crazy. I've gotte nto the point where I just fantasize pulling your femboy legs open and work you over like a slut moose. You'll resist a little at first and say I'm being too 'masculine'and 'problematic' but your moans will tell me everything I need to know when I'm balls deep inside you. NGGGGGHHHHH, FUCK, I WANT A LEAF FUCKBOI SO BAD!
Samuel White
>sauce on tits?
Nah but how bout maple
Jaxon Young
Related Leaf only thread
Alexander Jones
imagine some chick actually doing that. the amount of s t i c k y the broad would feel is unfathomable
Colton Johnson
sure but animosity between the two is also an inseparable part of our culture and history
Zachary Torres
Imagine not being allowed to wash after and having to put clothes back on. Literal torture.
Benjamin Powell
here mutt have some attention you poor thing
Ayden Foster
alberta and poutine are the only two good things about canada
Landon Evans
fuck man i'm getting the heebie jeebies now
Elijah Harris
you mean Northern BC and canadian rye
Samuel Taylor
Imagine sticking your dick in pure Mennonite farmer's market maple and ramming that shit as hard and fast as you can into a Rottweiler's anus
Hunter Turner
WHERE MY FELLOW SOUTHERN-ONTARIUH CHADS OUT????????
Nicholas Peterson
reporting, where you at?
Christopher Campbell
I think your eyesight is right fucked there buddy
Hunter Garcia
Near Georgetown where the women aspire to be Oakville wives and the darkies think theyre Toronto mans because were in the GTA
Grayson Morales
Rye > poutine. It's your BMI that's fucked you fat mutt
Easton Miller
I agree. poutine is overrated as fuck.