/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2383 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Dont forget to microdose on sars-cov-2

>twitter.com/Conflits_FR/status/1241074030289051653

#Coronavirus pandemic: the 450 deaths recorded are only those who died in hospital, announced Jérôme Salomon. Authorities are working to merge all of the data. (press point) # Covid_19 # COVID19 #CoronavirusFrance

The French government admit he doesn't count all the deaths and will try in the futur.
Now you know user

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Can anyone explain for what do you need fucking tanks to make some blockades in roads and shit like that? Isn't it enough with trucks and those big military jeeps to block the roads?

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>Honey I'm heading out to buy tendies and toilet paper! You wanna come with?
>No mom I told you I'm hunkering down in the basement and closely monitoring the end of the world situation on the internet. Besides I told you it says on Yas Forums all the stores are empty anyway, idiot.
>OK sweetie have fun. I'll be back in an hour or so.

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It's ogre

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Just raid food.
A kilo of cashews should keep you alive for three days. A litre of olive oil - four days. Basically you could live on a mash of the two and carry a month's supply of healthy calories on your back at all times. You'll be incredibly constipated, though.
These foods are also shelf-stable, so you could hide them somewhere for long term storage.

Anyone know how many tests the Yanks are doing per day?

I can't wait for all the headlines saying it has killed more than H1N1, and all the angry nothingburger mutts literally unable to comprehend the difference between estimate and DNA-confirmed.

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mods ban him, he might spread it to us over the internet!

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Daily reminder faggot

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Does someone have this graph updated?

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Its because they never get to use them

F___ C____

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You still alive writefag?

>lack of TP
what the fuck are these niggers doing?

I dont know for sure if this means anything but I figure youd all be interested. Im Michigan, got this from my employer today. We were told it's "just im case".

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my babywipes say they are plumber approved and flushable on package

don`t worry, it`s just a flu

Fuck cunny

OH NO NO NO NO

>Coronachan hit obese and boomers hardest
>Latinos and Blacks are more prone to obesity
This is Trump's 4D chess to make America white and young again

Nice you made a chart! Third grade stuff. Kys

dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8138675/PETER-HITCHENS-shutting-Britain-REALLY-right-answer.html

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Been innahouse for a month now

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Argiebro, include pastebin.com/cs4sdPxu to help user's get threw this hard time

>mostly white
Thank God for that.

it's to make sure that nobody else can make an effective barricade. they'll run right over/smash through whatever Antifa or Black Lives Matter tries to block the street with.

prolly writing the sisterfister saga atm.

Every hour this number increases.
We’re going to reach 1000 in no time

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Practice "social distancing " & you will be fine.

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Farm Cabbage

See:

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Doesn't even fucking matter that China contained the outbreak. If the rest of the world can't then it will eventually make its way back there. I'm looking forward to China getting hit by the second wave. Fuck the chinks

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This please, he's doing a great service

Now that we know that 88% of deaths in Italy had other health problems, we can now figure out an estimate of the real number of deaths in germany, which would be 790.
~790 people have died in germany.

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Old video, 2 weeks at least, never seen an actual check point with a tank on italian road.

you mean in the house?

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>340 deaths
Oh no, better destroy the economy over a flu

a little yeah, im in a hotspot. predicting spain will overtake us by tomorrow though. have they locked down?

I honestly have no idea why Putin is doing what he's doing right now, because, you know, we could use all this stuff ourselves. Oh well, maybe he knows something. Anyway, godspeed, you'll need all the luck and equipment available to win this battle.

checked
contagious period is 20 days

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I'm drinking it away with cheap beer. Hopefully it's nothing, but I'm prepped in the case it is.

>Coronachan hit obese and boomers hardest

4D chess indeed

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+5 social credit points

WERE GOING FOR THE HIGH SCORE

is it true all billionaires are hoarding up respirators? what will happen when russia starts getting hit hard?

We’re fucking done for. I do service appointments for work, and was booked three weeks out. Called everyone and mashed them into this week to ride out the storm, getting together enough income for 5 weeks in one after I cut all of my expenses in half. I will not leave my house after this week, pic related is only half of my stash.

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Ximxom has a point, you know...

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You've probably got it. The shits are a widespread early symptom that has been underreported. Not even memeing, time for that has gone. Monitor yourself carefully. If you get better after a week then it comes back and your chest is bad, get to a doctor and don't fuck around.

no idea
no idea

Thank you

HAZCHAD is out of XXXL magnum condoms for his monster dong again.

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>have diarrhea
>chillhole is sore from the tp at work
>no wipes to be found anywhere
Fuck.

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its gonna make it back there when the rest of the world is looking for blood because of the chinks

kek these fucking limp dick buzzwords that these dicksmokers push...

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Corona-chan confirmed IMMORAL

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where did he go? is he going to write more??

China numba wan!
Disease is kill!
China is won!
Situation is below control!
Quarantine is no more!

China numba wan!
Pic related!

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>COVID-19 AKA CHINESE VIRUS CHARTS @ 22 MAR 2020
You do not find this kind of charts around.
Look at the delta increments (and CFR): it's inexorably increasing without mercy.

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fuckin' based writefag

MUST NOT BE PART OF THE NUMBERS!!!
MUST NOT BE PART OF THE NUMBERS!!!!
MUST NOT BE PART OF THE NUMBERS!!!!
20+ CASES IN A DAY?!?! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Es una hamburgesa vacia retarded argie

underrated

But we're about to take first place user. How can I possibly be scared?

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>implying HAZCHAD would even risk sex

China needs to be wiped out

cunny corona is best corona

how come only 2,5k new cases in germany? did we run out of test kits again, or is this already the peak?

t. le iniciaron una causa penal por salir de su casa sin permiso

THIS IS DECIDEDLY NOT GOOD YOU GUYS

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luckily I don't work this coming week, but I start my new job next weekend. I'm kinda wigging out, because that's not how I want to start my new job.

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I'm watching a conspiracy video, and I am starting to get convinced that Corona Chan was a lie, she doesn't exist. It's 5G towers that are killing peope.

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no socks...in slipers....pffft ...infected

This makes sense. To smash other barricades.

>Old video, 2 weeks at least
2 weeks ago Italy was in lockdown already I think.

meant to post this imagine.

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Quarantine like everywhere

>mini ravioli
>not that garbage beefaroni

patrician taste, but i am disturbed by your lack of hash and other corned beef products.

corned beef > canned tuna

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Italy is already slowing down. that's a good sign

This country is finished if things are going to continue how they appear to be. Our government is too corrupt and built around good-times profiteering and looting to fix this in any real way, normies are angry they can't go out and fuck random strangers and wage slave. This country needs a serious purge. Tens of millions of deaths and starvation before they wake up and turn way from their shitty ways.

This is a global war against an invisible enemy.
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Can you repost this vertically easily? Trying to red pill a friend and she won’t even bother if it’s horizontal.

There is no pandemic. 5g is killing people

He has a bunker full of bitches that have been hermetically sealed inside since December

None of this matters anymore in the usa they are stopping testing of anyone not a healthcare worker or not in the united states government or not rich. It'll be back to buisness as usual in 3 weeks since there will be no "positives" since no testing. And whoever gets it good luck you and your family are on there own

>reply with your corona theme music
youtu.be/4hdKXr8wGrk

after 4 years making mexico pay for the wall trump will spend 4 years making china pay for the coronavirus

It's actually all because of vaping.
Has anyone here really seen an old person die of the virus? Do some research. It's because all the deaths have been vapers with gauges in their ears. Wake up, sheeple.

Take your meds

Those are military trucks arriving a cemetery with the bodies of the dead.

> Implying he'll win
Biden isn't Hillary

Yeah, this is actually legit. Covid-19 is pretty nasty, worse than the flu, and in a lot of cases that's enough to kill the frail boomers that are already battling with cancer, diabetes, a history of heavy smoking, and other such illnesses. Italy reports deaths from Covid-19 & deaths with Covid-19. The majority of deaths are the latter. The vast majority are people in the 70+ age group. This virus, is in fact, a scam. Not only for the (((vaccine))), but also for a power grab. Multi millionaires and billionaires are going to buy out every relevant company in existence and become even richer. ID2020 may become reality, even though a vaccine for this is literally impossible. Do you get vaccinated for the cold? Of course not. And the same shit applies for this. They'll try to sell you a vaccine that won't do shit and get rich from it. The pandemic's here and it's a shitshow. It was either organized by the elites or they're merely being opportunistic vultures, exploiting the situation, as they always do. This shit is never going to go away. Remember to stay as healthy as you can. If you get a cough and you get worried, buy yourself an oximeter, if possible, it will tell you the approximate condition of your lungs (95%+ is fine) and keep following the news about it. There already exist some therapies, even though they may be quite dangerous, such as Malaria meds that cause blindness. I think there's no other way but to weather the storm. Just remember that once this is over, and it will end, you're going to be in a very shitty position because the economy's going to be completely dead. Don't be a deadbeat who's here just for the show with buttered popcorn. Buy those dips after they collapse even more. In a few months, as they start to recover, you may be living a different life, if you invested enough and into the right company. And if you're a poorfag, well... tough luck. I guess that simply enjoying the shitshow isn't that bad either.

Those look like disposable plastic shoe covers to me.

Friendly reminder that just 3 hours ago, the USA was behind germany.

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This. I vape and I'm currently dead. Wake up people.

s. korea stable, italy slowing down, how is that not good? well the happening might be cancelled, but i'll take that over WW3, NWO or some other apocalypse-tier shit that has been theorized during the last few days

>be me
>jaunary 2020
>pol posted videos of chinese people passing out on the streets..with no reason
>pol blames Corona
>me, skeptical, don't believe it
>must be some kind of joke that the chinese are doing....some tik tok shit
>march 2020
>the daily mail wrote this:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8137071/Moment-man-collapses-New-York-City-subway-requires-emergency-treatment-amid-coronavirus-panic.html

>my country have 500+ infected which means after two weeks we will hit 1000 easily

POL WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIGHT....

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I would seriously rather just nuke them. They are a massive liability to the rest of the world.

it might be propaganda, but the media here is saying there will be 0 respirators there because of it being bought up by oligarchs.

Corned beef hash with runny fried chickun seeds is delightful. Also, sketti-o's with meatballs is best tinned pasta.

Bad news, mate, that y axis is on a logarithmic scale. The graph is just showing that it isn't speeding up as fast.

youtube.com/watch?v=j84Z_4IPbHk

>Chile
>first death
>83 year old woman
>she already had some lung issues
what's next?

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I'm going for two classics.

youtube.com/watch?v=1712qm0iuVY

youtube.com/watch?v=DBY7FnkNI4c

>66% CFR
oh fugg :DDDD
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Bill's resolve is strengthened
He is prepared for the times ahead
Bill trusts the Leader
Do you?

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If it starts getting hit hard. They are quite far behind as of now AND they are testing a lot. Not China or Korea tier but much more than USA/Europe. Chances are Russia won't be hit as hard their neighbors.

TAIWAN NUMBAH WANNNNNNNN

SOLE OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT OF CHINA

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But at what price? Total shutdown, and for how long? As long as there are other cases anywhere in the world, borders can't be reopened anyway, once the shutdown is lifted, another, harder wave might come. If this shit goes on, it will have catastrophic economic effects and might STILL not save anybody long term.

Absolutely user.
Here we go

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>More dead than recovered
Mutt healthcare

when does the world go to war with china.
everyone hates china now.

yikes

US 8k new cases today

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>Spain and Italy worst affected in Europe
Could it be that a the virus likes a warmish mediterranean temperature?

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Her dog

you

Making #fuckchina trend on Twitter is counter productive and is too on the nose.

We need to cater something to SJW
doublethink such as:

#Chinahatesthechinese

#Istandwithchinesepeoplenotchina

#FuckChinaSaveTheChinese

#ChinaForTheChinesePeople

#HumanRightsForChina

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i know how it works. i didn't say it's decreasing. the rate of increase is slowing

In the next two weeks the health system will be saturated, people who work there will get infected, sadly the old people will be sent home to die....

maybe we will get rid off HIV cunts?

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Same I've been coofing and my throat is dry.

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truly is a chinese virus

>vaping makes you a risk factor
tick tock millennials

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He's gonna make it lads

Add a zero in there for the real number. Asymptomatic coofers inbound.

Oof. He was doing such a good job...

how come it slowed down before accelerating again?
is that the second wave already?

could it be that the virus spreads easier in warmish temperatures, where people go to the beach and hangout instead of being cold at home? dumbass

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU CORONACHAN, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

100% CURE RATE IN FIVE DAYS

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CASES EXPLODING IN MURRIKA

Have you seen your media lately? They are worse than tabloids, spewing pol-tier bullshit.

The fact that so quickly I received 3 shill derail replies makes me think I'm onto something here.

5g is known to interfere with oxygen intake, these pneumonia cases that are popping up are of people with no phlegm, and you have cases of people randomly passing out without previous symptoms. This is the elites using their newest weapon toy, the 5g frequencies.

I just got one of those as well. My company sent them out shortly after the shelter in place was issued in Illinois.
So maybe you guys will be doing that soon

Fuck

But vaping is better than smoking though.

Where is Joe Biden?

No, Germany's numbers are the most legit. Germany reports deaths FROM Covid-19, only. Italy & Spain are drama queens who report deaths WITH Covid-19 as well. So if that stage 4 cancer patient or someone in critical condition from a car accident were tested positive and died from it, Covid-19 would be listed as the cause.

you first, fren

>young
>strong
>healthy
i won't die

biden isn't ready for shanghai shivers

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They're fucking not. I'm a plumber and I fucking hate people that clog their toilets with dumb shit like that. Throw it away nigger.

but then why is flu worse in winter hmm

No because here the virus hasn't killed many yet.
Italy and Spain were full on "just a flu" bro and did nothing. We locked down everything the moment the 10th case was announced iirc

think it has to do with the previous test kit shortages

>people go to the beach
>in February
>in Lombardia

Are you actually retarded?

and 16% reinfection rate in another 2 days, which is why they cut off the study at 6 days

Why exactly are all the suits I'm seeing in Blue/White?
I usually thought the Yellow hazmat suits must've been the norm but apparently not.

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It's the 5g! The 5g is killing all those Chinese and Italians!

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Because it slowed down in China before picking up here in Europe.

He has finally accepted that this is something big?

To be fair, German numbers are most likely - wait for it - doctored. Seems they are not counting anybody that had a previous condition, whatever it was.
Think of HIV/AIDS, you could do a similar trick with it, you don't really die of it, but of other diseases/illnesses that can kill you because AIDS destroyed your immune system. So by that logic, you could claim to have zero AIDS deaths - it's always something else that actually kills you.

Too convoluted, the beauty of #fuckchina is that it's short and concise. WuhanFlu would have been better to be honest because it's both accurate and a fuck you to China who hates the term

>any humor = kike shills paid by ccp
Come on, dude. And I wasn't even responding to you.

But your grandparents maybe will have problems, hope not.

Take your meds

my guess is that they are cheaper to make

>this shit is looking to last over a year
how the fuck are they going to do voting in situations like this?

That *totally* explains why people are catching it in regions with no 5g

fucking idiot

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it's eating through New York and California, both turbocapitalist shitholes densely packed with homeless, shitty housing conditions for the poor and hordes of uninsured and undocumented running around. Not to mention the general health of the american population. Texas is going to be a shitshow.

Reminder that Spain and Italy are the only honest countries and that tens of thousands of chinamen have died.

TAIWAN IS THE SOLE GOVERNMEMNT OF CHINA

TAIWAN NUMBER ONE JAPAN NUMBER TWO

FUCK THE CCP
>FUCK THE CCP
FUCK THE CCP
>FUCK THE CCP
FUCK THE CCP
>FUCK THE CCP

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I’m not a shill, you’re just retarded. Why do you feel the need to cope? Why do you need to believe there are super villain elites that are pulling all the strings? Is it because the reality that no one is actually in control too much for you?

Rat on him to the police user. Blood is thicker than water, but death is forever. If you feel uneasy about it atleast have the balls to confront him and make him understand, even if it requires physical contact.

cnn.com/2020/03/17/politics/andrew-yang-trump-stimulus-coronavirus-cnntv/index.html

Hopefully we're getting our Trump bucks

The Chink demands thanks as he infects you.

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HIV people will die?

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so does drinking lmao. a certain group in society is fucked.

I lol'd

youtu.be/JZY3_4kaXKQ

LA county not testing anymore
Paraphrasing **

That was the chinks data before exploding in the rest of the world.
I have no reason to believe chinks data, the increments were too smooth, no random fluctuations, no transparency or clear data breakdown.
Western data is the reliable one.

I'M SITTING COMFY KNOWING THE CURE HAS ARRIVED

FUCK THE MEDIA AND PANICKERS, EVERYONE WAS EXPOSED AFTER ONLY 2 MONTHS OF UNCERTAINTY FOR THE TERRIBLE PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE

>soon this will be over
>trump has new treatments
I believe this is the bargaining stage

Burgerbros, I don't feel so good....

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>wartime
Last I checked, the Senate didn't declare war.

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>death/cases
UK: 4.6%
US: 1.3%

Once the governments of every country have everyone on home/work lockdown, dependent on rationed supplies and the authority to detain anyone they wish at any time, what incentive do they have to relinquish that power?

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