/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2383 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 307,613 (+32,016) ► Died: 13,050 (+1,663)

>LIVE
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>NEWS
57 year old Manhattan lawyer dies after saying he was improving
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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Jordan under lockdown, 9 million people
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>RESEARCH
Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
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Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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>REMINDER
California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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Washington under lockdown, 7 million
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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>LATEST CASES
00:58: 50 new cases in Brazil.
00:29: 109 new cases in Germany.
00:27: 122 new cases and 3 new deaths in Spain.
23:53: 76 new cases and 1 new death in British Columbia, Canada.
23:45: 178 new cases and 4 new deaths in Louisiana, United States.
23:36: First 2 cases in the Gaza Strip.
23:07: 70 new cases and 6 new deaths in Georgia, United States.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8138675/PETER-HITCHENS-shutting-Britain-REALLY-right-answer.html
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cnn.com/2020/03/17/politics/andrew-yang-trump-stimulus-coronavirus-cnntv/index.html
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>US State Leaderboard
342 total deaths
32/50 states (+DC/PR) on the board (MN, PR new today)

>spreadsheet
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>WA:
94 deaths
>NY:
80 deaths
>CA:
25 deaths
>GA, LA:
20 deaths
>NJ:
16 deaths
>FL:
12 deaths
>MI:
7 deaths
>CO, IL:
6 deaths
>CT, TX:
5 deaths
>IN, OR, WI:
4 deaths
>KY, MO, OH, SC, VA:
3 deaths
>KS, MD, NV, PA, VT:
2 deaths
>AZ, DC, MA, MN, MS, OK, PR, SD, TN:
1 death

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hahahahaha

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15,000 total dead tomorrow

The Great Daemoness of 2020 indeed!

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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twitter.com/lucasfelix/status/1241399436485505025

Brazilian governors are not going to listen the president and the federal gov anymore.
CIVIL WAR INCOMING

I got diarrhea and a fever. I'm worried

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Hahaha-

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AMERIBROS ARE YOU SCARED

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