Quarantine food

Looks great

>omg sourdough bread guyse, i'm baking sourdough bread

that shit is for depressed hipsters and child molesters

My local pizza shop refused my 30' order and only made a 15' one (pic related).They said that I was using too much of their supplies on a single pizza.
Truly we live in trying times.

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Dude, I’m on complan & tuna right now and I’m glad everyone else has to taste how hard it is to live like this. The things I do to get myself in bed with groups of chicks is extreme, yet worth ever bit of it.

Nothing because if this quarantine drags for another 2 weeks I will be homeless by middle of April, already got fired from my wageslave job.

I had blackened mahi mahi with roasted cauliflower and asparagus. About to mix a Kentucky mule.

steve is that you bro?

This is an outrage we should bomb the Germans now

Oahu?

Are grocery stores 100% bare on the east coast already or something? It seems WAY too early to be breaking into fuckin' MREs.

Teh fuck is this?! The Sad Tamale of Malnutrition?

its a fruit bar/cake

Do I eat it from the front or the back first?

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>complan
so you're short and poor?

im currently, this very minute, eating a bowl of rice cooked in chicken broth with steamed broccoli, carrots, and peppers, covered in garlic butter sauce

I'm in Texas.

how do you cook something as big as that? even the nazis didnt have ovens that were big enough.

Yeah, it's all we have on the East Coast

figured you call it dorado or something.

The Vomlette

>disgusting
Yeah no. I'm eating like a king, like I always do. Tonight's menu:
Homemade BBQ chicken pizza

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I'm eating my usual meal of pasta with broccoli and fried pork loin. Seems to work fine in quarantine.

American portion sizes are truly heroic. Amazing how this is considered a single serving in good ole USA. We werent even able to afford ‘zas like this in the best of times.

>The Sad Tamale of Malnutrition?

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Butter the crust with a few minutes left?

If you look closely, it's fucking disgusting. Also this isn't a single pizza, but sliced already. In other words they will do one slice at a time and jew it all back together. Jew tricks!

For lunch I made house speshoo lo mein, no corona

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Steal a raft and to make some cash smuggling cocaine into Canada. I’m worried about the supply lines.

That’s cool do you bake it in the cast iron ? What do you do to make crust ?

Looks decent for being a buger pan cooked pizza.
BBQ chicken isn’t exactly a traditional italian recipe, but whatever.

I'd eat that good job user

it's called the vomlette. It's the MRE omelette menu, steve1989 did a review of it
youtube.com/watch?v=O0ciBudwIV0
>spoilers: it was NOT nice

is that cat or a skunk?

It's called both, but mahi mahi is more common. It used to be called dolphin fish here as well, but I haven't heard it called that in more than 20 years.

My boss is sending me yet another ton of shopping. I’d be eating like a lord if I did actually eat any of it but like I said I have the sextuplets to think of (my ab’s) and am on a protein diet.
>poor
Not quite (sniggers in spoilt bastard). It’s just it is a complete diet and I need to measure it carefully. I work out like fug but i smoke bud too so I’m eating while I’m working out like a cunt and I needed to fix that.

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these Yas Forums homo fantasies get better with time

Get on my level scrub

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Jacob, stop it. Nobody on earth is that obsessed with jews except you. Fuck man, let your balls hang out, you're losing form.

Baked it in the cast iron, yes.
Dough was flour water oil salt and sugar. Mixed it in the KitchenAid and let rise for 1 hours. I think I still use Bobby Flay's recipe so google that.

>The things I do to get myself in bed with groups of chicks

Kindly explain. And also please do tell whether you are referring to drunken Bong slags or normal women.

Based

fuck off, mario
traditional italian pizza:
>throw some diced tomatoes on the crust
>add some lawn clippings
>haphazrdly drop 4 chunks of mozzarella that will never cover all the pizza
>ahh yes just like mamma used to make

Seethe
Cope
Dilate
Have sex

Thanks pasta nigger!

Just ate some deenz over pasta

Tomorrow morning I shall have some pork chop and eggs

feels comfy

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this guys army ration tasting channel will fucking SUCK YOU IN

literally every other country makes sourdough only retard

I ate a big mac yesterday. Got the shits.

Actually laughed thank you user

>italian
pizza is american now
we made it better

Get real
You didn't let it rise enough and the dough was a little wet.

KEK

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meals rejected entirely

No. Fuck you. Dumb burger.

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Fucking lol and 100% nice

I had a small burger delivered by their daughter, then traded a pack of pudding for a blowjob.

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I've been using my loads of flour and yeast to make pizza, it's been a nice quarantine so far. My online game gave free premium account so I've just been going at it

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Baker here

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Mamma mia, you’re retarded leaf.
You’re welcome, next time try using the oven.
Kill yourself idiot, never speak to me again.

You're supposed to shit in the toilet; not present it on a plate and take a photo

10 varieties, two and a half bucks each.

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I wish I could find pasta here but it flies off the shelf as quickly as it’s restocked. Annoying, really, I don’t want to make my own. I can, I just don’t want to.

>disgusting quarantine food
Why? Buy a freezer.

dude its bread

Fuckin facts

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have a corona

pix pls

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human cat food

Can confirm, made my own bread the other day using baking powder. It took 5 minutes of work and I didn't have to spend weeks raising a pet yeast infection in a jar.

Post body, fatboy

Oven hahaha like creamating I get it

Lmao I got frozen chicken strips, perogies, pot stickers, and chicken pies along with frozen peas and corn. Then I got plenty of jar sauce, pasta, beans, rice, noodle side dishes, and soups and frozen ravioli. I will be freezing chicken and hamburger as I get more in a vacuum sealer and I have a big freezer downstairs. Next year I'll be hunting deer and filling her up. Pro tip: never get frozen meals, only frozen items.

Ive been cooking as usual, panic npcs bought all the pasta but bruh i don’t even eat that shit, produce industry is fucking bussin’ right now. Finally tried vegan food and that shit actually good but I’m still too embarrassed to say it irl. Im gonna be alright i don’t eat tp and i don’t even wipe.

I had carbonara for lunch and dumplings for dinner..

oh snap! u brute.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

Give me a good life recipe user? Italian loaf?
I plan on making burger buns tomorrow cuz I'm too afraid to go buy them

You have alot of moxy for your size, mafiabro.

an btw, you know what you posted is like one of the gayest fucking things i've seen here and that includes Yas Forums

I'm cutting back and simplifying since it's just me.

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Lolmao nice job leaf

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>i don’t even wipe
wtf

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I had some soup and a salad later. Not really hungry today.

Eating better than usual, no work no traffic, fresh fruits, veg, cream, frozen chicken, dry pasta, sauce, canned foods, salt spice & everything. Drinking lots of coffee. Its a manditory vacation and hopefully ill get paid.

fuck i wish i was american, probably cost you 10$ for everything

I had green besn doup followed by fried rice and mushrooms yesterday. Home made bread as well. Pickled hot peppers and yellow cheese as sides. Lemon water for drinking.

Had al entil soup and home made beef/cheese/shroom/pickles pizza today with some canned peach juice.

Tomorrow I'll do either pasta with cheese and meat sauce or thick besn soup with veggies, haven't decided yet.

Feels good to be a prepper and live like a king egile the world burns and normies browse empty shelves alongside coofers. Non-preppers BTFO eternally.

almost looks German.

that looks like a pastafrola!!! love your waffle. Take care and be nice!!

I'm not sure what that is, but did you happen to see my pet guinea pigs? They're both missing ;(

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Its red rice and beans....shittiest mre ever

btw: everyone relax this is simply frozen soup. most good soups that come from local restaurants sell it this way.

10/10 user just need some bread to accompany this delicious meal.

Sorry for the typos I'm a fucking phone poster, but it's 4AM here, give me a break.