/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2382 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

GUYS

>R0=3.5

R NOUGHT OF 3.5

THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU LOOK AT CONFIRMED CASES

PREPARE YOURSELVES.

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Whats your honest opinion on how Trump has handled this so far?

The chinese shills... i wonder what goes in their mind to be so disrespectful of the dead by lying of the nature of the disease that killed them.

not very honourable, only something those who are genuinely evil could swallow doing.

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welfare pay date is march 25

>We changed our mind, 4,800 people haven't died

Thats not how it works nigger

I mean pop is pretty cheap here and is only kept alive by kids who dont know how to moderate their intakes, is coke seriously cheaper than water in America?

>pre-morbidity
Most people that age have some kind of morbidity. Doesn't mean they died from that and not from coronavirus.

4 cases in my state by European and Spanish

WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY

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also I thought only 1% of Italian deaths had no previous conditions? 12% now? Wew.

>whole world crashing and burning
>japan acting like everything is ok MUH OLYMPICS

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NIPS!?

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lying about their numbers.

There's two possibilties here. Either this virus is a man-mad bioweapon from the Wuhan Institute of Virology which somehow got out and spread among the local population, patient zero who is likely long dead was most likely a worker at the institute but the CCP will never let this information see the light of day if this is the case. The other is that this is a natural disease which began at a wetmarket in Wuhan, most likely from wildlife such as bats or pangolins, patient zero was most likely someone who worked closely with the animals and is now long dead too. I'm inclined to believe the latter but either way this is still a CHINESE VIRUS.

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Apologise.

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17 in my State rn, all imported.

Complete the sentence:
>The Jew is_________.

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ziare.com/stiri/cedo/romania-activeaza-derogarea-de-la-conventia-drepturilor-omului-judecator-consider-hazardata-aceasta-solicitare-1602585

>Romania (together with Armenia, Latvia and Moldova) activated Article 15 of European Convention on Human Rights
>Article 15 allows contracting states to derogate from certain rights guaranteed by the Convention in a time of "war or other public emergency threatening the life of the nation".
tl;dr might ingore certain human rights in order to maintain the quarantine and halt the infection

Oh shit nigger

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[CHART UPDATED]

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>Died: 13,034
What the fuck, it was at like 4000 a day ago

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>Herd inmunity

They are truly the master race

>and we've only just begun user

Works for China. Dude, just ignore it and it goes away. Stop testing, if someone feels ill, tell them they have the flu (it can't be Corona, as the Corona cases are zero), send them home, and if they die, they die because of whatever. The flu, pneumonia, organ failure, whatnot. At least we know it can't be Corona, because there are no more Corona cases in China.
You need to get into the right mindset.

First local transmition cases in argentina

youtu.be/JZY3_4kaXKQ

LA county health officials have said not to test symptomatic patients unless the positive result will impact the way the patient is cared for.
Basically just not gonna test
Paraphrasing**

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eternal

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EVERY countries greatest ally

Ok, go lick doorknobs fren, show us the power of empty bun

This took me like 10 minutes to calculate these simple stats. Maintain perspective on this nonsense.

0.00017297476

That is the percentage of the worlds population that have died from Corona. 0.0012589 is the percentage of the worlds population that have recovered from the virus, yes that is a number that is well over 10 times actually almost 15 times higher than the number of deaths. CDC has estimated (based on weekly influenza surveillance data) that at least 12,000 people have died from influenza between Oct. 1, 2019 through Feb. 1, 2020. he CDC also estimated that 31 million Americans have caught the flu this season. Approximately 9.4 percent of the American Population has contracted influenza this year and only 12000 died from it. We are currently at 23,707 positive cases of Corona Virus in the US.

ALWAYS MAINTAIN SUSPICION OF BUREAUCRACY AND DO YOUR OWN MATH

PIC RELATED

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>A long time ago
>I can still remember how
>That music used to make me smile
>And I knew if I had my chance
>That I could make those people dance
>And maybe they'd be happy for a while

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>AMLOCO don't close airport or put in quarantine all migrants.

Look Spain chart

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I N F E C T E D

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DARING UMEGAAAAAAAAAA

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>Chinese
>honor

You see the problem, right? Soulless bug people are gonna be soulless bug people. Just the fact that their lie about this virus originating in a wild wet market is somewhat plausible speaks volumes -- they are an unclean, disgusting fork of humanity that needs to be deleted.

> I'm immunocompromised, but I have already spent a lot of money on unrefundable plane tickets, hotel, and Disney World tickets. Should I still go to a tourist attraction with hundreds of thousands of other people?

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Yeah...they counted heart disease and high blood pressure and such as other conditions, so what does that make Amerifat?

The Chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus.
As harsh and far-reaching these actions are; they have proven the Chinese administration can no longer contain this within the confines of their quarantine zones which is most concerning because whites are now obligated to deal with the consequences of the pandemic.
I'm not sure they're capable of coping with the miscellaneous facets of this sociopolitical crisis as well as Asians have so far.
It is obvious whites may face numerous issues in light of the fact that their societies lack the kind of asian discipline the Chinese population exhibits and this may very well exacerbate the current situation and propel it beyond the boundaries established by the Chinese authorities through their robust security measures and rigorous attention to details.

No amount of baseless, slanderous accusations can negate the valor and the extreme perseverance shown by the Chinese administration and Chinese people over the last month or so.
Whether europeans and other ethnicities are able to keep up with this laudable display of asian discipline and thus, decelerate the spread of this mysterious disease remains to be seen.

>these threads are sloooooooooooooooow
it's the weekend. the real happening here is the economic collapse and all the other happenings being drowned out by the fauxpocalypse (Iran war, epstein/ghislane/pizzagate)

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If a TP hoarder takes 1 hour to take a dump and uses a whole roll each time and a group of hoarders has 15 toilets that are occupied for 24 hours a day how long does it take the hoarders to use 6 million rolls of TP?

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>Having a chronic disease when you the Chinese Virus and die means you didn't really die from it

Wew imagine that absolute level of cope
At least we know now how Germany cooked its mortality rates

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 26,112 (325) Spain 25,496 (1,378) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,992 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,178 (18) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 273 (4) Panama 245 (3) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) Italy +6,557 (+793) United States +6,729 (+69) Spain +3,925 (+285) Germany +2,516 (+16) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +245 (+10) Switzerland +1,248 (+24) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +343 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +131 (+4) Canada +241 (+7) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +208 (+7) Japan +47 (+1) Turkey +277 (+12) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Chile +103 (+1) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Peru +55 (+1) Philippines +77 (+1) Egypt +9 (+2) Panama +45 (+2) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino +9 (+6) Argentina (+1) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Cyprus +9 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Paraguay +4 (+1) Ghana +5 (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +205 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 …

>FULL LISTS
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its a nothingburger, its only going to kill at least 1% of the world population, absolutely no big deal, the mathematical constant "e" is a myth

Bill, you do realise tens of millions of Americans have pre-existing health conditions, right?

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>Evidence Cumfirmed!
>Twitter checkmark screencap

Try again kraut

Technically nobody has died of AIDS either.

Mexico 251 (2)

Don't think the EU's gonna make it

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fuck him
moron got that he deserved

Total social and economic isolation is coming, chink

You thought we were kidding when we said to wait for two weeks? Except it to skyrocket.

19 million chinks missing rn

>34 visiting Disneyland
if he doesn't have kids or something he deserved it, if he had kids it's more forgivable but he was still a shit dad letting them watch that pedowood trash

WHO /COMFY/ HERE?
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>tfw prepped for a year's worth of food and utility supplies when I first heard about a virus being discovered in China
>tfw everyone called me crazy
>tfw 3 months later I get the last laugh
topkek, get fucked. I am also fully loaded an prepared if these niggers try to enter my bunker.

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That's not how it works

Tldr

Causes inflammation in lungs
Causes antibodies to attack lungs
Lungs get scar tissue
Lungs can't right off regular bacteria

This is where the aids claim comes in

Bacteria infect weakened immune system

You die

>falling for a Chinese and Jewish media hoax

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Is he crying?

>United States +6,729 (+69)
BYE BYE NEW YORK
NICE KNOWING YA SEATTLE
GOOD LUCK CALIFORNIA
MY TURN IS COMING SOON

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80% mild
>mild simply you don't need a ventilator
13% serious
>your lungs got so fucked you need mechanically assisted breathing ventilators but with them you should recover, without you die
6% critical
>even with all the medical care the modern world has to give you there is still a significant chance you die

>about 120,000 ICU beds
>75% already on use
>only 30,000 available

>once they fill up triaging will begin
>30,000 will only be given to the serious cases most likely to survive
>critical patients sent home to die

>once the ICU beds fill up with serious cases won't all be able to get ICU beds

So we have three phases
Phase 1
>initally enough ICU beds for all serious and critical patients
>mortality rate is only 3% from the few serious (13%) cases dying and about half the critical (6%) cases dying
Phase 2
>ICU beds full, triage begins
>all critical patients denied care as ICU beds are given to serious cases only
>mortality rate jumps to at least 6% as all critical cases die
Phase 3
>not enough ICU beds for either serious or critical cases
>mortality rate jumps to 20% as only around 30,000 citizens are allowed ICU care every three weeks or more

We're in phase 1. Phase 2 happens at 150,000 infections
>30,000 is the 20% so times 5
Phase 3 happens at 231,000
>30,000 is the 13% so times 7.7

We were at 20,000 yesterday. The numbers double every 2 days.
>tomorrow is 40,000
>3 days is 80,000
>5 days is 160,000
>7 days is 320,000
Enjoy your last week before the apocalypse.

>go to doctor with a bit of pneumonia
>die from heart attack/daibeetus/obesity
huh guess it was their own fault all along, looks like we don't need these N95s anymore boys

This thing is going to be accelerating for the foreseeable future, US and UK folk are acting like all is normal aside from the panic buying. Expect the cases to skyrocket

There's a third option, that it was from an animal sold illegally to traders at the wet market by someone working at the lab

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Me. /cvg/ threads are nice.

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Nah, Im /DED/

>everything in their power
Except tell the truth.

It's literally Germany admitting their death rates are 80% higher because they only report deaths with no chronic conditions at all

>200 new cases in one day in florida despite strict testing guidelines
It's happening. Incubation is over. Time for an exponential growth in symptomatic cases

>he let people know he prepped
have fun when they all come begging at your door, and when you turn them away they come back with a mob

boards.Yas Forums.org/search#/Weaponized%20Autsim

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>assholes at work are still using TP for curtains because the stalls' openings are a little too wide
FOR FUCK SAKES!

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Prepared for 3 months here, im a britbong so my only home defence tools are a pistol crossbow, baseball bat and cheap spray paint (to blind). Luckily my apartment is quite easy to block in.

So a food poisoning K.O.'ed me for 2-3 days, what have I missed lads? I see that we broke 300k cases and 10k deaths! Also TOP KEK 19k DOW.

What's been happening the past few days?

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3.0 million pneumonia deaths worldwide in 2016.
2.65 million in 2017. WHO statistics. Wouldn’t these Coronavirus deaths just blend into those numbers if there wasn’t 24 hour reporting on it? Think about it. Is tyranny and our submission the answer?

I'm not. I was gone to Uni the whole time.
Got out before they closed off the city. When I got home, I find out my family hasn't even bothered prepping because they didn't give a shit and thought it's nothing.

Now they're forcing quarantine on everyone and you're not allowed to go out unless you're starving and have a local market nearby. Hope to God we're not dying.

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This kid gon b da first to get dat bbc up his bunker sheeeeeeeiiittt

>CCPIDF had to flee to foreign countries

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i really hope diablo 4 and baldurs gate 3 don't get cancelled

Russia will send help to Italy to fight against virus
tass.com/politics/1133571

so much for unalienable rights ;^)

fucking hell

Shouldn’t put face right up against counter, might be dirty.

I got it from the dailymail but I think it might be shop

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/GBG/ Greek Borders General

>GET lN HERE
GET lN HERE
>GET IN HERE

Man what level of cope is this?

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Was bit busy but found an old page of CVG open. To the guy who asked me here if you're still around at this late hour
Weather was good these days, so the kid was glued to the window asking to go outside. I went to my parents house the other day, empty streets, isolated courtyard, was nice. But I exposed my family to a relative who is a doctor - big, big gamble never to repeat in the weeks ahead.

Shit really hit the fan today here, almost full lockdown. This is a piece of shit country who is controlled by EU and Us deepstate, the stooges in power will be unable to provide basic rations and they will steal together with relatives whatever available anyway with the rest being looted by gypsies and gypsified (in behaviour) population.

I do not feel like starting to open cans yet, but might be necessary in 1 week. Interesting things ahead, having a wife panicking from anything who went full berserk today does not help. No guns of course (the worst case in the whole word except NK maybe) but knives.

THIS

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOTHER FUCKING TRUMP BUX??????

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you missed the infamous sisterfister

MUH FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUMBS
MUH CIVIL LIBERTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
MUH GOD GIVEN RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS

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The number jumps 10k everytime I check, RIP world

In Jewmer and Pelosi pocket

IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER

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So german cases are in fact 88% higher ?

Fucking state of the world when someone has to write this up....

I hope everyone who ignored the warnings perishes.

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>USA leaped into the #1 Corona-chan spot
>vaulted over Italy and Spain to claim the 'Most Cases Per Day' title

How the fuck did that happen so fast? WTF? Ameribros, are you alright?

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They're going to keep pushing that goalpost further every day until "nothingburger" is the ((truth)). Eventually I'm sure that they'll decide life itself is a pre-existing medical condition that lets them claim no-one died from the virus, they just died from co-morbidity because they were unfortunately alive.

Hysterical. At one time it had been said that the sun never set on the British flag. How the fuck?

Consider reading this:

Any other Londoners here? I've been comparing UK's infected rate to Italy's. This time next week, this city's going to be an absolute shitshow. I honestly think there might be riots

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kek
big if true, Chinese numbers right now are very suspicious

FUG
WHAT AM I GONNA DO

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Are we going to go into a dept crisis by the end of this? That's what I'm scared of the most. Nothing is being produced outside of essentials, no one's making money and so no one's buying anything. If this takes months, entire industries are going to collapse. How will we financially recover from this?

OI YOU BLOKES GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT RIOT

Steve Munchinin says the earliest you would get your checks would be late April