>Getting a Coronavirus Test Is Like ‘Being Stabbed in the Brain’
>What will you be in for? About ten seconds of mild discomfort or extreme anguish, depending on whom you ask. The test, which requires a sample to be taken from the back of the throat, is done with a nasopharyngeal swab, which looks like a giant Q-tip. The swab is inserted into a patient’s nose, twisted around, and yanked out. According to one doctor, it takes ten seconds for a calm patient to complete the test. Some patients have to get multiple swabs.
>President Trump was asked how he felt taking the coronavirus test last week: "Nothing pleasant about it"
>The test, which requires a sample to be taken from the back of the throat, is done with a nasopharyngeal swab, which looks like a giant Q-tip. Q-tip predicted this!
Elijah Myers
see Can I get my brain chip in my asshole? Asking for a friend.
Jackson Watson
They did that to me when I had swine flu. Wasn’t that bad
Ayden Flores
This is bullshit. My brother had the test.
Jaxon Kelly
how much of this stuff is even real tho? People have already taken covid tests and this has never been mentioned before, not even in rumors, anecdotes, whistleblowing leakers, etc. Is this a new and improved test?
Christopher Murphy
Same thing they do for the flu. It fucking sucks for about 30 seconds but thats it
Evan Stewart
He borg now?
Xavier Reyes
>this is how you get the new flu
FTFY
Ethan Morales
praise KeK
Bentley Morris
>t. Bill and Melinda Gates foundation Enjoy your microdot chip when the 5G mass-surveillance goes live.
wow fucking 3 seconds of discomfort how can we even stand living in this fucked up clown world.
Josiah Young
Who the fuck has a nose canal shaped like this? Every poster in this thread RIGHT NOW
Take your index finger and attempt to do what this illustration displays. There will be a WALL OF CARTILAGE blocking your finger from going horizontal like this. In order for this to work it would have to go up your nose, around the wall, and down to the back.
Jeremiah Johnson
Wow it’s literally one second of a swab going in and rubbing then it’s out Blood test is more “intense” than this
Colton Taylor
Ok schizo
Hunter Cox
I have a nasal swab coated with caustic salts violently rubbed all over my nasopharynx every week as treatment for inflammation
It’s not that bad you guys are just pussies
Gavin Edwards
Couldn't do it without being massively sedated, it'd be a sure fire way to watch a physician get launched across the room the moment that thing went beyond 1" into my nasal cavity.
Matthew Rogers
ohy vehy noht myh sihnuhses
Liam Roberts
>"Nothing pleasant about it" He really does have a way with words.
Easton Russell
They are infecting people with the swabs. That's how the elites are facilitating a controlled outbreak. That's why there is all this hype about getting the "limited" and precious test. Why do important yo get tested there's no cure!
Tyler Morris
Just brush the roof of your mouth daily.
Jack Rogers
Testing is absolutely useless. Even if you get tested today, you could have it tomorrow.
Leo Clark
Gonna be honest... same. I have difficulties when doctors try and look down my throat by shoving one of those flat wooden sticks in my mouth. Huge fucking gag reflex. Can't imagine what it would be like doing a coronavirus test.
Elijah Brooks
Yeah and if the guy happens to sneeze or somebody bumps into him from behind he could stab you in the brain Pierce your sinus right into skull
Wyatt Wilson
Isn't it remarkable that the media is trying to discourage mild cases from being detected?
Thomas Morales
severely underrated
Jeremiah Ross
I'm getting shot for sure. No way am I allowing anyone to do that to me for any fucking reason.
it's really not as bad as you think it is t. got a "generic" flu test in february that was this
Christopher Nelson
I literally do this to dislodge pesky boogs as a matter of routine This will not bother me even slightly
Brody Myers
There's no such conduct in the body, what the fuck. The hole of your nose goes up, why didn't the first 50 posts point it out? Fucking retarded americans don't even know how the hole they need to live works.
Ryan Sanchez
kek
Oliver Parker
Can confirm took the test last week. This is how they do it. It has a sting to it. Bonus is that nostril is clear for like a week after. Also after it feels like you just hit your head against a moving car. Not pleasant not unsufferable pain either.
lmao. really? everyone has had this done to them at some point probably. i'd be more concern if they had to do a fecal swab
Joshua Moore
I've had the test. This isn't it, you fear mongering faggot.
Jaxson Martinez
no it doesnt, it goes straight into your head as shown. I know its freaky
Austin Price
I recently had a nosebleed for 12 hours straight and ended up going to the ER for it. They put 4 inches of pic related up my fucking nose. It blows up with air and fills your entire sinus cavity while putting extreme pressure on the opening in your skull. Shit was fucking awful. Ended up having to leave it in for 2 days and had to have my nostril cartarized anyways because they ripped it open pulling it out. Since then my nose is always stuffed. Seeing people scared of a quick poke makes me giggle.
I think I would like it. Being touched in a sensivite spot I was never touched before, would give me much pleasure.
Asher Ward
We don’t go that far, but yes it’s far and uncomfortable. If they just stick the swab in a few inches and right back out, they aren’t doing it right. Nurse here
Isaiah Morales
Doctors are some of the most psychopathic people ever. They seem to enjoy giving you pain and discomfort. Why don’t more entrepreneurs come up with ideas for less invasive procedures?
>Doctors are some of the most psychopathic people ever. They seem to enjoy giving you pain and discomfort. Why don’t more entrepreneurs come up with ideas for less invasive procedures? Entrepreneurs are some of the most psychopathic people as well. It's pretty well documented.
Nathan Ross
You want... a non-invasive way to... stop a bleed?
Logan Morales
Are you retarded? It's literally the same way they test for flu. How stupid are you guys
David Hughes
Doctors put something in your nose and fucking ruined you, so people shouldn't be concerned about doctors putting things in their noses?
