Neetbux just doubled

AHHHHHH just when i go to nz for 3 months

neets should get nothing

Vic and nsw MIGHT be doing the shut down from Tuesday.
Prep your tendies.

run out in the street naked and keep yelling that you are in fact Christ reborn.

They will put you in a 2 week hold in the happy hotel for this. Claim a disability after this and request neetbux. tell them you are unable to work because voices in your head tell you that youre a demon

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For me, I had to basically be homeless and living as a vagrant in order to get it. I think the state sort of realized I was going to have to resort to crime to feed myself so they ended up just giving it to me for "mental health reasons". But it was a pretty arduous road to get there, for me anyhow, and I was living out in the woods and shit for a long time.

Then when I got it, after a couple of years of sitting on my ass and recouping from all of the stress of homelessness and vagrancy, I learned web development with all of my free time and now I'm pretty much a web developer and was going to start looking for new jobs, or at least try to get freelance work, but then BOOM just as I'm setting myself up on fiverr and websites like that the corona hits and now there's no market for anything, esp not someone with zero practical experience or education like me. So NEETbux will be all I have for the foreseeable future. If it's increasing, that would be very good

Yeah just heard. Not sure for for how long though. An extra $550 a fortnight.

What are you guys going to spend your doubled up, fiat, polymer neetbux on?

Feeling pretty comfy here gents. Might start making some Hydrogen generators aye?

youtube.com/watch?v=cqjn3mup1So

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new graphics card, vr headset, some drums, maybe a synth

Seethe wagie seethe

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where the hell do you get off acting like you should be able to live off the taxpayers dime?

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Don't you read the Bible Ameribro?

"And the neets shall inherit the Earth"

or something like that. Hows your diabetes?

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suck my fat neet dick you sloppy wagecuck commute slave

Dont mind him m8.
He thinks food prices aren't going up and it will be extra cash for him.

checked

current renditions of the bill have stated people with no income in 2019 will likely get nothing

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neets are modern day aristocrats. We are the culture generators the wagies need. Like Goethe or Voltaire would live in princes' courts and produce works of art and philosophy, so too does the neet.

wagies enjoy being slaves and go insane if they aren't following orders. just look at the last 2 weeks. neets are the next step in evolution

I was brought to this world without consent
I didnt ask to be born
I hate everything
The least society should do is keep me shut away in my basement, paying me some government bucks while mummy feeds me tendies
Its the LEAST

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stay strong user
i'm really struggling right now too, but in a different way
we're all going through our own personal hell
every human is, always
it is what it means to be human

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score
does this include SSDI?

I'm not sure Yankee doodle. I think it may have something to do with Australians taking care of their countrymen. You know having Love and Compassion and taking care of your mates.

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How much is that per month?

You need to lay off the shard.
If you were producing anything you would be flush with bucks from your programming/ sale of street art/ Twitter followers.
You havent put in the effort to even try to market your skills if you have any at all.
Enjoy the cost of living reducing your neet bucks to fuck all.

>tell mom about trump giving everyone money
>"well you dont have a job so if they send you anything it goes to us"

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history will not remember boomers kindly

Based boomers parents.

She can't do that
That's literal child abuse and exploitation

Theft of mail is a federal offense user.

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Really? That's kind of selfish user. Can you at least promise me you'll make an epic Australian Synth Song for all to enjoy?

youtube.com/watch?v=uTtmjn2QqNo

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Sue her for theft and take her house, then charge her rent.

they won't send you anything, they'll send your parents more because you are a dependent when they file their taxes

seems fair to me
t. hardworking millennial

Right? Its sad how wagies thing they're better yet they can't understand this basic concept.

Bank fraud as well

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>australian synth
>not rufus
pathetic

based aussied cucked government. Get them tendies nigga

this is why assisted suicide should be legal

are fellow neets not worried about all the wagies getting neetpilled?
who gunna pay our neetbux if they stay home once this blows over!

Fugg, i just noticed op is aussie, i thought i was actually getting money.

howerver, she can throw him out of the house

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Don't think so mate. I just heard it was for job seekers, but like old mate said they're still working on it. Don't those on disability get a good shake anyway?

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Yeah that's child abuse
That's jail time and home alone for a while

>courts shutdown
No she cant.

Bwahahahaha.

She'll just cut the internet til he moves out or sudoku's.
1 week max.

Internet access is a basic universal human right.

what self-respecting neet doesn't have terabytes of entertainment stored away on a hard drive lmao

yeah, who would've thought Scomo would go full Bernie?

My life ended when she took my foreskin. I told her this. If she throws me out, I will simply lay in the street and die.

6 months

Source?

Based

theage.com.au/national/victoria/live-coronavirus-victoria-updates-793-dead-in-italy-in-a-single-day-spain-s-death-toll-jumps-by-30-per-cent-while-covid-19-cases-in-australia-surpass-1-000-20200321-p54cky.html

>universal human right.
Trump will hook him up right?
That's not the same as shitposting.
Imagine if your only human contact for weeks was your mum and regular tv.

About 2 grand depending on what unemployment benefits you're eligible for.

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if I didnt waste time with you ugly non-white incels I'd probably be better off
shitposting isn't human contact

Our pm just did a press thing and essentially doubled gibs no questions asked.

The measures include:

Early access to $20,000 from their superannuation if they face financial hardship due to the coronavirus pandemic.

People struggling due to the fall out of the disease will be allowed to access up to $10,000 of their superannuation in 2019-20 and an extra $10,000 in 2020-21 without paying tax.

The minimum superannuation drawdown requirements will be cut by 50 per cent for the next two financial years, in a similar measure to that introduced during the Global Financial Crisis, and the government is cutting deeming rates by 0.25 per cent.

A six-month coronavirus supplement of $550 a fortnight will be given to existing and new recipients of benefits including JobSeeker, Youth Allowance, Parenting Payment recipients, Farm Household Allowance recipients and Special Benefits.

This change will cost the government $14.1 billion. A $750 payment to those on social security and veteran income support from 13 July 2020, which will benefit about five million people of which half are pensioners.

Sauce??

cope wagie. I have culture to produce and you have taxes to pay. Chop chop.

>non-white
What flag are you flying?
Hahahahahahaha.
You shitskins crack me up.

NEETs are already dead.

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The only culture you're producing is mould under your unwashed ball bag m8.

do you know how good tendies are?
do you understand that?
do you think you really deserve tendies?
think about that

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