/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2381 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 306,677 (+31,080) ► Died: 13,017 (+1,630)

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
US fever map in real time has been developed
healthweather.us/

China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
archive.is/F5omw

38 year old civil guard dies in Spain, no previous conditions
archive.is/rVPjL

57 year old Manhattan lawyer dies after saying he was improving
archive.is/wIvDF

Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
archive.is/5hhjk

>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/TpnNV

Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
archive.is/8dsa9

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
archive.is/UA3g1

>REMINDER
All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
archive.is/1dWHC

China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
archive.is/yFMeT

People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
archive.is/YBLyY

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

>LATEST CASES
21 March
23:53: 76 new cases and 1 new death in British Columbia, Canada.
23:45: 178 new cases and 4 new deaths in Louisiana, United States.
23:36: First 2 cases in the Gaza Strip.
23:07: 70 new cases and 6 new deaths in Georgia, United States.
22:48: First death in Cyprus and 9 new cases. The patient was a 70-year-old British citizen with severe underlying health conditions.
22:33: 105 new cases in Florida, United States.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
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themoscowtimes.com/2020/03/21/exclusive-rich-russians-are-hoarding-ventilators-to-protect-themselves-against-the-coronavirus-a69703
themoscowtimes.com/2020/03/19/we-dont-have-enough-intensive-care-beds-coronavirus-will-test-russias-creaking-healthcare-system-a69675
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sunherald.com/news/coronavirus/article241398536.html
tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/total-new-zealand-coronavirus-cases-rises-14-in-last-24-hours
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241529417387651072
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twitch.tv/neet_feet
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>worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
>5,594 on March 20th
>4,825 on March 21st

DAILY USA CASES ARE DROPPING
THE LOCKDOWN IS WORKING

WE ARE SAVED!
HAPPENING OVER!

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Nothingburger, schizos.
Take your medicine.

>UPDATE ON GERMANY 21.03.

>2516 NEW INFECTIONS:
>22364 TOTAL INFECTIONS +9,09%
>16 NEW DEATHS:
>84 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 21.03. 23:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>NEW FATALITIES:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>median age of fatalities: ~80
>average age of fatalities ~81
>new youngest fatality: man, 55, no info on possible comorbidity
>probable average mortality: 10,25%
(Overrepresented mortality, because recoveries are not required to be reported.)

>RKI reports:
+2705 = 16662 cases
+15 = 46 dead
updated: 21.03. 0:00 GMT+1
>RKI COVID-19 DASHBOARD:
experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4

German virologists: Shutdown for 3 weeks necessary.
Decision on curfew to be found on 22.03.

>21.03.2020
76th death: Hessen, man, 72, *found dead in his flat*
Saarland implements drive-in testing.
Baden-Württemberg: First french patient admittet, 7 more to follow.
Tübingen: CureVac: production of vaccine ongoing, in vivo tests on tenthausands could start in fall, if authorities give their approval.
München: Senior doctor of clinic for infectiology: More and more young patients require IC, youngest are in their early 20s.
Some teenagers and young people celebrate "corona-parties" and violate ban on gatherings.
Secretary general of SPD appeals to german discipline: "If too many citizens don't reduce social life, a curfew is needed."
German foundation for petient sefety: Risk groups, in nursing homes for example, need more protection.
Supermarkets implement rules for minimal distance between customers.
Federal government to alter "Infektionsschutzgesetz" (law for protection from infections), to get more possibilities to take action.
Federal government to pass laws to allow the usage of movement data from mobilephones.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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>US State Leaderboard
330 total deaths
32/50 states (+DC/PR) on the board (MN, PR new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
94 deaths
>NY:
70 deaths
>CA:
23 deaths
>GA, LA:
20 deaths
>NJ:
16 deaths
>FL:
12 deaths
>MI:
7 deaths
>CO, IL:
6 deaths
>CT, TX:
5 deaths
>IN, OR, WI:
4 deaths
>KY, MO, OH, SC, VA:
3 deaths
>KS, MD, NV, PA, VT:
2 deaths
>AZ, DC, MA, MN, MS, OK, PR, SD, TN:
1 death

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Nothing Burger

STAY SAFE TIMBITS

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HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET TO 400K I NEED MORE CORONACHAN EXPANSION PORN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Are we really starting to call it "Chinese virus" now because Trump said so?
Christ this place has really fallen too far.

Floomers btfo

>dead: 13,017
Lol. how long has it been at that? 4 days? 5 days?

bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0877mb2

You have 8 new critically ill patients a day Yas Forums and that figure is growing exponentially. You have 1 ventilator.

Who gets it?

thx so far

>March 21st is over

THE CORONA VIRUS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!!! SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF US LEFT! WE HAVE TO FIND A CURE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR ONLY 98% OF US WILL LIVE!

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>China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
what a coincidence...

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The youngest white person

It's 6k already user

Cute timbit

amazon shipments take a month now? fuckkk

>muh economy

wait what???

Do you have eyes user. It says 6.5k

>watch this: pizzagate

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They just didn't pay their bill, bro.

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We're coming for the #1 spot china, the corona cup is ours.

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You're welcome.

t. works for chyna

>tfw might not get my copy of Persona 5 Royal in time due to corona-chan
I love you Corona-chan, but also fuck you.

who are these people

I'm okay. I'm fine. Nothing is happening. I can leave my home. Everything is alright. NY is okay. The military is not outside. There's no way there's 11k here. Nope. It's not real. Fake. Fake virus.

Here fags, all the coronavirus tinfoil I could find so far:
youtu.be/A4jOZwLlR50
youtu.be/RjLQu61pyEQ
youtu.be/IqdYSzgVwWY
youtu.be/nkIVbF9BnNY

>Over 300,000 infected now. It just crossed 200000 last week. Exponential growth has taken off.

>Official death numbers likely 2 to 3 times the actual reported number, with China known to have changed their definition of testing and who's infected, and with other countries likely also not reporting those who died without being tested.

It'll be 500,000 infected, and between 18 and 20000 dead by the end of next week. mark my words.

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So this is it? Is this really a bioweapon?

>cops stopping more people today
>a helicopter just flew over my house

WE 1975 UP IN THIS BITCH

These people didn't die. They destroyed their phones that are used for tracking them. The insects are waking up . The coup has begun

I hope maybe then China releases the real numbers then so they can stay Numba Wan

Sänks

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>bought 40 cans of tuna last week
>my brother has been eating 4 cans a day
>I have 8 cans left
This better be a nothing burger otherwise I'm eating him first.

Are you one of those glownigger faggots from that base In kraut land

>Russia joins HERD Team
>Russia sent ICUs to Italy
>Russian medical officials recommends homeopathy
Fuck capitalism, fuck febralist dickheads in our gov, fuck pro-west boomers and most important - fuck this shit

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80% mild
>mild simply you don't need a ventilator
13% serious
>your lungs got so fucked you need mechanically assisted breathing ventilators but with them you should recover, without you die
6% critical
>even with all the medical care the modern world has to give you there is still a significant chance you die

>about 120,000 ICU beds
>75% already on use
>only 30,000 available

>once they fill up triaging will begin
>30,000 will only be given to the serious cases most likely to survive
>critical patients sent home to die

>once the ICU beds fill up with serious cases won't all be able to get ICU beds

So we have three phases
Phase 1
>initally enough ICU beds for all serious and critical patients
>mortality rate is only 3% from the few serious (13%) cases dying and about half the critical (6%) cases dying
Phase 2
>ICU beds full, triage begins
>all critical patients denied care as ICU beds are given to serious cases only
>mortality rate jumps to at least 6% as all critical cases die
Phase 3
>not enough ICU beds for either serious or critical cases
>mortality rate jumps to 20% as only around 30,000 citizens are allowed ICU care every three weeks or more
This doesn't count reinfection. A fifth of America will die.

3/27
Nationwide lockdown
Do not look at the sky

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BRRRRRRRRR

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THE PANIC IS DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY!!!! SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF OUR GDP LEFT! WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR ONLY 98% OF OUR GDP WILL SURVIVE!

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>People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms

It's the same in Germany, and even worse. I personally know someone who had symptomes and who was working at school where someone was positive. BUT THEY DID NOT TEST HIM. THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT

Effect on daily growth can be expected with a delay of up to 12 days after implementation of measures.

never

The title of the op is a small sacrifice to make to stop the retarded thread splitting and spam while we don't have the mods looking over and banning the fags.

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Where. It says 4k for yesterday (thats the 21st cause of how the websites time works).
Then look at cases per day, it was 5000+ on the 20th.
It's dropping.

lol

Iu a wällkomm.

Hope we Austrians can beat Italy, and become number 1!

No one in the cities and villages cares about Corona only Eastern Europeans who live here and Turks.

Austrians are riding bikes, jogg ang hang out everywhere.
We literally have traffic because of those tards.
Trains and busses are full, and teens hang out in large groups.

We can make it my bros, Austria will be #1!!

Can you beat 14 million dead chinks tho

Bruh if it just stays at the same rate as now 30k per day we have 550k cca next week
And it isnt slowing down
Probably 700k

>the whole world desperately studying the virus
>this random guy locked in his house is the only one who thinks there is no vaccine possible

>The 2009 H1N1 pandemic originated in the United States before spreading around the world.
>The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimated that from April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, there were 60.8 million H1N1 cases, with 274,304 hospitalizations and 12,469 deaths in the U.S. alone
Just a question for /cvg/, why did the H1N1 virus spread quickly, but it killed way less people than it infected? Was it an empty bun?

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2% are still 1.640.000 People dying in Germany

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Post quarantine vidya
>Blasphemous
>HOTS
>Front office football

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FLASHBACK

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>Women's shelters acroos the country scrambling to make space for women escaping violence.
Do
Not
Beat
Your
Wife
Please

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>>Russia sent ICUs to Italy
thats because you have a cure already.
vodka and balalaika.

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twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241499345209483265

>don't be afraid pastanon, china is coming to save you!
You really gonna let these Chinks in fuck you guys even more?

Nothing to worry about. Move along.

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I wonder how many fascist nation states we'll see form out of this

That just happened outside my house last night. Like seven cop cars in the neighborhood. I live in a relatively, quiet suburban sprawl.

Looting begins next week. Gotta get dem new Yeezys

Name one coronavirus you can get immunity to

its a chinese virus though

just playing some touhou

you forgot one thing russiabro

themoscowtimes.com/2020/03/21/exclusive-rich-russians-are-hoarding-ventilators-to-protect-themselves-against-the-coronavirus-a69703

themoscowtimes.com/2020/03/19/we-dont-have-enough-intensive-care-beds-coronavirus-will-test-russias-creaking-healthcare-system-a69675

Tennessee isn’t doing shit. Cases keep growing in our counties, we have been given NO information about who these people are and where they’ve been, and the governor is taking no action

SARS was man made

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TRUMP TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

>3255

What do you guys think the actual Chinese death total is?

It was a literal slightly worse flu

>Russia sent ICUs to Italy
Srsly?

I bet in two weeks people start diying in russia. But ok old people die, this is life.

Non High letal bird flu vs Super SARS

Hahaha holy shit we're really gonna reach the 1M mark.
Where's that dumb mutt who spammed the "bUt yoU'rE jUsT drAwiNg a sTrAigHt LiNe hurR dUrr". Who's laughing now, faggot?

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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I like our gubmint's trolling style of doing everything, and at the same time I wish they died first in the pandemic

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Louisiana surpasses Washington as #2 per capita. New York still in #1 spot both for total number and per capita.

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Who else /psychedeliccontainmemt/ here

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Still less than what burgers sent to Israel over the years

Dude China quit testing a month ago, they just let them die and burn the body without determining cause of death.

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RARE

t.they just forgot to pay their bill, user, nothings to be worrying about here. All is fine in Wuhan, numba 1 post-Corona city.

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the WHO should be defunded, they're no longer fit for purpose

Can Argentina even go a decade without civil unrest and government change?

It’ll be way worse

>13% serious
>your lungs got so fucked you need mechanically assisted breathing ventilators but with them you should recover, without you die

BS. Making up definitions here.

It wasnt made in a lab

your estimate is honestly probably lowballing it

wait..

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I really wish they'd ban cunts like you who tell blatant lies. But hey, MODS = FAGS and all that so what can you do?

Also Rabbi (((Kurz))) told us we can soon be back at work after Easter!

So we can explode in Corona people within weeks to NUMBA WAAAAN

4.5k on Thursday. 5.5k on Friday and today we are on 6.7k and counting.

Chink virus

I drink Water.

can anyone clarify on this?

>17 years study by thousands top scientifics still no vaccine for SARS

dont forget to link these


nola.com/news/coronavirus/article_34ceafa6-6ae1-11ea-9608-63b33f054a0e.html

sunherald.com/news/coronavirus/article241398536.html


we are so fucked.

See Maybe check for yourself before being a retard huh?

Looks like China has killed nearly 5000 Italians.

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Yeah fuck JANNIES and mods for real tho.

Fag

based

>14 new cases in NZ bringing total to 66
tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/total-new-zealand-coronavirus-cases-rises-14-in-last-24-hours

depends on the numbers tested really. could easily be 1 million next week if enough tests are done. US and Spanish deaths about to go to the moon too

That's the metric user. Serious cases can't keep their oxygen level in their blood high enough. That is a death sentence.

That's preliminary
It'll get pushed back most likely

There's probably another 80 percent on top of the 80 percent 'mild" that are genuinely mild IMO, and they're the ones that are causing the overall spread.

European "union" is dying as we speak, and the entire Europe will become brown after the pandemic

Have we started the fire?

>oy vey goy who cares about SARS it's uhhhh TOTALLY a different and NOVEL strain we have today
>it has NOTHING to do with the work of these French guys too btw

Totalitarianism is best solution to our problems.
Look at DRPK - 30 years without normal foreign trade and knowledge sharing, but they already have successful nuclear and space programs.
Fuck this shit, give me one totalitarianism, please.

SARS
Drawback it lasts for 6 months max

Its not funny. Stop laughing. I've got 6 dozen eggs that fucker could have eaten before they go bad but noooo that takes effort to wash a pan, easier to open a can!

We are fine. Nothing is happening. My state of NY is perfectly ok. The military is not outside. Go to bed. We are okay. I am okay. Nobody here is coughing. There are no ambulances passing. We are okay.

Remember when the spanish Conquistadores wiped out the inland natives (aztecs I believe) without resorting to violence? They did it because they were carrying pathogens that the natives didn't have any immunity to, so they all died in a flash (so-to-speak).

This is a similar scenario. No one was prepared for this degree of virulence. Hence why we need to contain as much as possible.

If it's a bioweapon or not remains to be seen... I remain skeptical.

It comes from China

I think the critical are the ones that need tubes. Severe tend to need 02.

Boomer mom says this is a bio weapon. She says nothing like this has ever happened.

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15 million

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Without masks like in asian countries, we are doomed.

is there any data on how long it takes for mild corona cases to stop giving symptoms

No Rabbi Kurz will let us work until 12 or 15 so we can all spread the love of Corona.
20 000 in late May baby, yeeehaaw

67 new cases in Argentina
225 total

67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK! 67 NEW CASES! FUCK!

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next one at 500k, I presume.

It's time to resurrect Stalin.
Brezhnev also OK.
Fuck.this.shit.

based and alexjonespilled mom

your brother will die of mercury poisoning, keep letting him eat it, one less mouth to feed when the actual hard times begin

Yes, CCP virus is also good.

We all better hunker down and get to fucking our sisters, it may be the only chance to save humanity

Then it's not immunity user
Every six months another 20% dies

We could live to see that happen. I have a feeling the reset button has been hit on a lot of things.

Kek

There was plenty of violence, it's just cope to pretend there wasn't
Spaniards literally created a whole new race via rape

Just got word of armed robberies at aCheyenne WY wal-mart parking lot Repeat, armed robberies for supplies have commenced. Need wyoming-fag to confirm.

thanks user
she's a good girl, kek twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241529417387651072

Under the cover of nonstop Corona coverage, Ghislane Maxwell has filed in court to get her share of Epstein's millions. Get in here
NOW

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>chinese students around of world special Canada,Australia,Spain,USA and Italy buyout all your mask

I for one am looking forward to the new era of world wide anti-Chinese racism

It's about time

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Tell your schizo mum to take her pills.

Hey Alemanistan, you can actually beat Italy soon, if Spain or Bongalia doesn‘t catch up!

Ok chink

How about the "Fuk Yu" virus? catchy, I thought.

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What's going to happen when everyone in the US starts taking this seriously?

>tfw you realize this shit's only been rampant for two months

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usually 4-6 days. But you're only save after 14 days, as i heard.
Can't give you data

If people actually obey the lockdowns, maybe not.

Mostly because "recovered" people have lungs all fucked up due interstizial pneumonia.

based on the mobile phone statistic or anything else?

Nice doubling unlike New Zealand over there .

There is nothing to take seriously, it's just the flu.
Schizo.

Tell your chink parents I'll be visiting their restaurant in minecraft soon

A big igloo, if you catch my drift

Civil unrest, then government comes
Then civil war.

good, we were already on a sinking ship, might as well set fire to it if we can kill all the rats on board before they have a chance to swim away

The turtle is back from his weeklong holiday now?

Corona Research Comfy Stream /CRCS/
Come chill out with me.
youtu.be/_R94AeosPVo
twitch.tv/neet_feet
dlive.tv/neet-feet

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you don't recover from a chemical weapon

>mercury poisoning,
Not fast enough and we both make bank in an essential job field that provides top of the line health insurance

pls help im looking for this gif
also i have had a sore throat/runny nose for 2 days, had trouble sleeping last night. am i fucked?

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>dabbing on the CCP by posting inconvenient math and /cvg/ memes

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This, i like wuflu or kungflu better

Faggot

Frig Germany

>am generally a shut in who goes to work, comes home, and falls asleep
Even I'm starting to go stir crazy and it hasn't even been 2 weeks.

I can give you more than that... :)

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Have you stopped belching yet? It's rather uncouth, user.

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The initial panic is dying down and I can feel it. But I am not fooled. Yesterday I saw mexicans casing neighborhoods where I live.

Fucking fuck, wanted to watch a movie, and now i am stuck on the toilet shitting.
AAAAAHHHHH

not this one, but somewhat similar

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makes sense. I can see a split in the future ala /sg/ where trumptards and zoomers will discuss coronaconspirancies and a second proper general where actually intelligent discussion will be going on

Consider suicide.

Sure, there was *some* violence, but it's a known fact that the natives eventually died from disease and not violence as in being hacked up, etc.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conquistador#Disease_in_the_Americas

wuflu is my goto, shit's great

boomer go away

Hopefully your border closing was early enough.

So is it true that it's impossible to develop a vaccine for RNA viruses?

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Of course then they begin serious and critical. You are only mild once

based

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They must detest her in CCP HQ, fair dues to the girl.

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drawfags, get on it

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saved

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Guys i have just been informed that one of the coworkers that my mom works with has tested positive for coronavirus.

wat do?

to be fair to us this time ISNT OUR FUCKING FAULT!!!!!

who else waiting on their Trumpbux?
youtube.com/watch?v=ybtwzNpJ0YA

You fuckers really have to be #1 in everything eh?

US is a fucking disaster. They'll pass Italy and China within the next 2 weeks, screencap this.

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not as bad as austria's history with inbreeding but okay

not a boomer

It's 1900's again.
Our soldiers dies in France during WW1 for foreign loans and some mechanins vills.

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The fire rises

Probably not impossible. Don't count on it happening anytime soon. There are probably dozens of things that people thought were impossible medically a century ago.

Give it to me straight, Hans. In Germany, do they only consider it a WuFlu death if the person didn't have comorbidities?

Practically made for mutating.

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No.

I still don't know what a "godform" is

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M A R T I A L L A W

closest thing

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Stay the fuck away from your room until they test her.

And tell her to stay the fuck away from everyone else in your family.

Kill your mom.

>Super SARS
Nice way to put it.

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It looks like SARS was 1st gen, but wasn't infectious enough. Enter Corona.

Done.

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This guy believing those China numbers when they changed what the definition of tested and infected means.

When I said I wanted the military back I didn't mean a leftist military. Will this country ever do something right?

Get rekt

they raised the iq of indians by 20 points

>civil war
Between which factions I wonder. The areas that will be worst affected by the virus are majority Leftist/non-white, so unless Trump does a 180 and goes full UNATCO FEMA Camps, I can't see a lot of common ground between major ideological blocs except maybe Libertarians+suburban Blue Collar whites and roof Koreans

Yeah this neoliberal trade union is comming to an end

I hope so but the people outside my window still strolling the park like every sunday. At least they seem to keep the mandatory distance.

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So far I've seen the same
>Greek flag
>Serbian flag
>Korean flag
>Romanian flag
>Croatian flag
All shilling for China. Are they VPNs? Chinks in those countries? Or traitors paid by the CCP?

Dude you post this same post and picture like 3x a day. We get it you play HOTS

We're the third most populous country

Where can I find a good male provider who will protect me when shit hits the fan?

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H o t

Makes my Austrian dick hard!
Would fuck my sister if i would have one!

0.00017297476 that is the percentage of the worlds population that have died from Corona.0012589 is the percentage of the worlds population that have recovered from the virus. Yes that is a number that is well over 10 times actually almost 15 times higher than the number of deathsCDC has estimated (based on weekly influenza surveillance data) that at least 12,000 people have died from influenza between Oct. 1, 2019 through Feb. 1, 2020.The CDC also estimated that 31 million Americans have caught the flu this season.Approximately 9.4 percent of the American Population has contracted influenza this year and only 12000 diead from it. 31 million people in the United State have had influenza over the last year. We are currently at 23,707 positive cases of Corona Virus in the US.

THIS ENTIRE CHARADE IS SURELY COVER FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

Going back to having fun with Resident Evil 5 all comfy in self isolation.

PIC RELATED

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>tfw thin walls in my accommodation
>tfw the guy next door has had a hacking cough for the last 10 minutes

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youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

go fuck yourself faggot

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Wagies,report in.
>most of the shit's gone
>not a single roll of toilet paper seen in over 5 days now
>paper towels came back 2 days ago but only lasted half an hour
>missing/partial deliveries
>people (somehow) wearing their fucking masks wrong left and right
>getting coofed at at least once a day by inconsiderate, degenerate scum
>"user, how soon can you come in?"
Just.

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If by that you mean retroviruses then more specifically, there is no cure.
Retroviruses hijack your cells and change their DNA. Being able to cure them would be pretty similar to being able to cure cancer.
However, if we can get the virus before it does that we can stop it.

It's like how we can treat HIV - which slows down the progression of AIDS, which is incurable.

That's fine, I believe depending on the area. But I've also heard that the virus is in the air for about six hours after it's aerosolized.

>US is a fucking disaster. They'll pass Italy and China within the next 2 weeks, screencap this.
Pretty much just going to be the coasts and Chiraq. Most of Midwest is fairly barren

10/10

F

ATM?

Cough back!
Show you dominance!

I'm surprised you'd be able to here anything over the sheep's Falkland bro.

that's it user thank you

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>louisiana
and nothing of value will be lost

>Ow0 in id

Risk factors for Covid-19

>hypertension
>respiratory disease
>diabetes
>cardiovascular disease
USA USA USA

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I want my cells to mingle with Corona-chan!

The toilet paper thing is so dumb

Grab a couple packs of TP next shipment and walk off into the sunset.

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i know and it scares me. I have to walk the dogs at least once a day so they dont shit in my house.

very cool picture

Watch your beans, taco.

I hope her and pic related both make it so they can hold hands and birth a superior breed of Chinamen that aren't entirely subhuman

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WTF this is literally discrimination.

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status of uk?

Attaboy

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