God why is it so cringe when boomers try to be "cool"?

Jealous dumbass!

nice suck his dick now faggot

Guy seems able to hand over the ass of 90% of all the fags here

IMAGINE HOW LAME YOUR DAD WAS 20 YEARS AGO

NOW YOUR DAD IS IN HIS 60S

NOW HE'S STILL LAME, BUT TRIES TO PRETEND HE'S IN HIS 20S AND DRESSES LIKE A "PLAYER" TRYING TO PICK UP GIRLS THAT ARE YOUNGER THAN YOU

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What a talking about faggot. He looks cool as fuck.

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tfw dennis mangan redpilled me daily at his sailer-adjacent blog in 2008 and now he's an influential fitness meme

yep, he is in better shape than me

It's called jealousy and it's all on you son. Get better

Implying he isn't cool. OP's just mad a boomer is more fly than he is

> makes homosexual proposition
> calls another faggot

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Damn, Joe Biden's lookin' real good these days. Fuck it, now I'm ridin with Biden.

why do young ""men " have such low testosterone compared To us older people .?

FUCKING UNIT

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Wait... but he is cool

i'd let him cum in my pussy

The same reason it's cringe when children play adult.

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

Looks like he needs to hit that DMT and learn to relax.

He would look cooler if he wasn't 5'2"

He needs long hair and a beard. Short hair like that is for lesbians. He looks like Joan Jett circa 1997 or a typical dyke on bike motorcyclist.

He do be looking kinda fresh doe.

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Did you draw this?

Because it's a bit too transparently desperate to cling on to not being an "old man." Same applies to middle aged women who dress in styles clearly not for middle aged women. It's weird to see a teenager in a suit, and it's weird to see a 55 year old trying desperately to look 35. Just age gracefully nigger, have some dignity.

PUMP MY ASS DADDY

Don't forget: The current 'totally authentic' wave of boomer hate is nothing but another divide&conquer campaign in addition to trying to discredit family bonds by blaming everything on the older generation.

They want you to be atomized, rootless, constantly hating and anxious. The perfect consumer wageslave drone.

Don't fall for this bullshit.
United we stand.
Divided we fall.
Have hope.

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I chin checked a few broads in my day too, bucko.

and he can do it. he can still beat your ass, has more money, bigger arms and a better car. ha's prolly fucked your gf. so reee, bitch. let me hear you REEEEEEEE

Years of drinking estrogens in the water supply.

he's a Vietnam combat veteran, so doesn't count.

Shitty he was a MUHREEN though

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Because they dont give a shit about your virgin opinion

SHUT UP, GOY

2019: OK Boomer
2020: KO Boomer

Why is it that zoomers always pay with cash, is it because they don't have a bank account or don't qualify for a credit card?

And who in their right mind would give them credit, they can't even manage the one loan they took out at the overpriced school they forced themselves into.

Math it appears is a lost art to a whole generation.

>hey zoom zooms. My name is Dennis Mangan and I hate each and every one of you....

He's probably an order of magnitude cooler than you. You're probably some fat piece of shit weeb.

What are you doing on this board instead of crushing puss?

That guy gets a hell of a lot more pussy than you little bitch.

bwahaha, he's just a little guy in a chick's car.

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A lot of burgers in genral are cringe mate.
I mean when you fags start talking about love and shit.
And the simps you have over there, holy fuck.

Thank you.

It actually wouldn't be so bad if you didn't just know that he would sound like a complete dopey moron putting on an outdated act when he spoke.

Cuz you’re easily offended by strength and confidence? Cringe yourself

his name is Dennis Manga
dude is so into based weeb stuff he changed his name to reflect his basedness

The only thing "they" are preaching is to the boomer's bitch. There's literally nothing anti-boomer that "they" have ever put in any of their movies, games, music, media, etc. Everything anti-boomer is 100% independent.

haha he's gonna be out of test and viagra when SHTF. his balls can't produce test anymore so he's going to grow some nice big titties and be a good little fuckdoll.

He's spunked up more slags than you. He's several more cool points ahead, innit?

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>Do they think the screentouch buttons are actual physical buttons that require massive amounts of pressure to get through the screen to them?
Resistive touchscreens fucking suck, just as they did back in the Palm Pilot days. Using a stylus is for plebs and normies.

Have you ever seen some faggot teenager / young 20's dude wearing a full suit for no fucking reason? Same shit. Goes both ways.

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better go ask cornpop. he was one bad hombre, jack. they liked my fuzzy wuzzy leg hair and sat on my lap. those negro kids now. bad hombre, jack. don't tell me. i'll tell you, fat.

Because you can't understand where they're coming from or what they have seen. You learn respect as you gain experience. This is why many young people are assholes that seem like retards.

hilarious underrated post and true

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Dennis is 5'10" and an SLK 230 is a fun car to drive fast don't be a bitch

>zoomers don't have credit card debt
ok

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western boomers are literally more interesting and cooler than western millenial fags and even worse, western zoomers (barely conscious humans - they're so nihilistic i don't consider them human to be honest). future of western world is mass suicide and take over by china who already owned you in trade war and most western zoomers are pro-communism LOL i don't understand you retards at all. biggest LARPers in the planet.

Bullshit. This isn't some arbitrary hatred of older people. This is specifically about Boomers and what they did to the West. Not only what they did, but how they have circled the wagons and protected their own generation at the expense of the unwritten rules of civilisation - that every parents raises a child with the goal of the child having a better life than the parents. Boomers willfully sabotaged this. Read A Generation of Sociopaths, the book.
Fucking shame on you for pandering to the destroyers of Western civilisation.

you just mad a lot of 14-25yo girls want to fuck him, and because he's older and wiser with tons more resources and toys. He also has had a vasectomy and barebacks all his bitches and nuts in them with no repercussions.

Why do you care what other people choose to dress like and drive? I bet you’re the dude making the anti truck threads

HA! Sounds like you need a safe space you demonrat libtard millennial

-Hank
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Cigar connoisseur
Goldwater Republican
I ain’t scared of no virus

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I like malady more

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>The current 'totally authentic' wave of boomer hate
nigger we have been hating boomers for the last decade. where have you been?

That's probably why they're forced to pay with cash, all their cards got the scissor treatment

That's the kind of car a divorcee drives. I expect a boomer to be restoring the same year/model muscle car he had when he was 18. Like a Mercury Cougar or something.

Here’s the thing jack, I’m wiping my penis with your hufflepuff tee after banging your mom. Later I’ll crack open a cold barqs and fart on your pillow.

he's legitimately cooler then any millennials or zoomers, most of you are half-fruits at best and almost none of you would have survived a day in a typical gen x highschool, let alone boomersville

>Boomers willfully sabotaged this
pretty much this. The first generation in history selfish enough to wish their time on earth better than their children's. Then do everything in their power to ensure it.

5'10'' in heels maybe. don't worry, Dennis, nobody's making fun of your rebadged 20 year old Miata.

>my life is soooooooooo hard, why can't boomers accept it's THEIR FAULT and fix it for me?

What did millennials and zoomers mean by this?

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Mental illness cope

My boomer father is literally restoring a Ford Capri kek

>strawman
boomer, everyone.

Because "cool" is an inherently juvenile affectation that well adjusted people stop caring about when they get real jobs and start families.

divorcees and manlets^

Zoomer here, recently had a chat with my auntie about how whenever she gets a credit card she maxes it out and goes into debt, meanwhile I use mine to buy everything I need and plan on never owing credit card debt.

You won't live as long as him, PhatBoi

boomers literally have no balls dude haha. they take so much test that their balls just gave up and disappeared. when they run out of exogenous test, their body will have none.

Also they have the balls to be absolutely confused their kids aren't interested in having kids

>what do you mean you won't have kids just because I fucked everything up for you

They can suck it, this is the end.

Lol Test is one of the drugs we will never run out of because there is so much non-pharma that is legit

Cougar, the mustang for sophisticated boomers.

Old people trying to be young and hip again will always be cringe.

I guess that's one thing zoomers and women have in common. Their addiction to shopping and being in perpetual debt. Paying back? Ha! That would be cruel and unusual punishment

68 merc cougar 351 cleveland ftw. vinyl top. bitch

It'll happen to you.....

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We were cool before it was cool to be cool. You guys just bitch and moan, pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Praise god, praise country, praise the USA. Hooorahhh

I agree he looks like a faggot, but using "cringe" as an adjective means you're an even bigger faggot.

>Later I’ll crack open a cold barqs and fart on your pillow.
you win actually kekd

Unions made it impossible for small construction businesses to succeed without mafia protection.

>home ownership is boomers fault and not jewish landwords a la NYC

>blames boomers for Jewish money lending schcmes a la college loans

wtf is your point about jimmy carter and work?

>complaining your parents had a better time finding work than you or their grand parents
really cringe and gay.

>muh college was expensive
its' objectively false because I know americans who went to community college for 2 years paying next to nothing and then getting good grades there and getting free tuition into a 4 year school after transfer. how is it boomers fault milennials are literally retarded faggots that are becoming communists due to their own failing in life?

>muh federal deficity
implying it wasn't already there retard.

the rest is just so stupid I lose more pity. i hope you starve to death or something.

Auto or stick shift, XR7 model?

I don't think Cougar drivers thought they were more sophisticated than Mustang drivers in 1968. The every boomer drove a mustang or cobra meme is gay. And boomers in Shelby Cobra kit cars cringe.

It actually far more cringe to be so obsessed with boomers that you google images of them and start dozens of threads about them.

Mustang or Corvette*

oh holy shit stfu stupid pole...blah blah blah next thing you'll be talking about niggercocks. just go away, faggot

some boomers are cool, tho not finna lie

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that dude would kick your ass faggot.

Yep. I see enough 75 year old farts who probably held some administration job with the government and now have a pension. Meanwhile I have to figure out a way to make ends meet.

>God why is it so cringe when boomers try to be "cool"?
Because with Boomers "cool" = "young" = "sexy" -- IOW, they've never learned to either grow up or age gracefully... this is why you see ridiculous headlines like "70 is the new 40!"

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Everything they believe is cool is a cliche they saw in a movie.

>some boomers are cool
but not that faggit actor

>have pension that doesn't exist anymore
>force your children to also pay your social security check they'll never see
boomers.