7news.com.au
>shits about to get intense
theguardian.com
>(((Media))) machine trying to deny that ching chongs are stripping shelves bare in regional towns
sbs.com.au
>normies ignoring social distancing rules
news.com.au
>Australia about to find out stimulus doesn't work
How are you lads coping?
hina is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.
While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.
Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.
going broke and homeless? just get a loan duh
You will be squashed.
>DOUBLING JOB SEEKER PAYMENT
HOLY FUCK
REEEEEEE
NEETS WIN AGAIN
I'm so fucking rich, I'm starting my online shopping now before the price hike
If 澳大利亚 (Australia) were to wage war against China, the Chinese people would win. Australia has a weaker military than China and would get absolutely demolished. 澳大利亚 is for the Chinese, all the wh*Te ang*oids will go extinct or get deported back to Eng*and where they belong and suck some Arab/Paki cock.
Can 澳大利亚 really stand up to this? Austra*ians would get killed off one by one in a war and a mass genocide happening will occur with the scum wh*Te ang*oids. The result? The result would be a worse outcome for the Austra*ians than Gallipoli. All the wh*Te ang*oids will suffer a much worse fate than Gallipoli. This is the grim reality of ozcrackers. The Chinese will finish the job the Turks started. It's already happening, we are just waiting for the first bullet to be fired and you Austra*ians are done for. You either stay and get killed by Chang, or get deported and set sail back to Eng*and. Your choice.
大利亚 rightfully belongs to the Chinese. 澳大利亚 is located in the Asian sphere of influence, it is rightfully ours for the taking. You are many, many miles away from your Motherland. I suggest you go back to your cave in Eng*and where you all belong. 澳大利亚 was illegally taken from the natives that you took advantage of and manipulated like the scheming j*ws you are. There's a reason why the Austra*ian and B*ng shitposter meme image has a hook nose similar to a j*w. Give back 澳大利亚 to the superior Chinese.
Kek
This scares the Austra*ian ang*oid scum.
Imagine yourself as a gwai*o scum, casually walking and right as you're about to turn around the corner, you suddenly see a mob of Chinese Red Dragon Sun On Yee 18K gangster members. You don't have the courage to look up to their eyes, so you stare down pitifully, like the ang*oid scum you are, scared and passive like a little bitch to the golden chang man. As you proceed to walk past, one of the members says ''HEY, gwai*o scum, where's the toll to pass through this corner ?'' you then think back to your racist days on 4ch*n, trying to think of every possibility of every insult and slur to the superior GOLDEN man that you have read on 4chinz, but alas, you just didn't have the courage to say shit. So, you, in a pathetic attempt to not sound like an awkward faggot and the little manhood you have left, still looking down, stutter your words ''U-umm, ye-yeah o-o-kay here's some mo-money''. You hand out $10. The gangster man says ''what the fuck is this shit? you want to die gwai*o?'' You then hand over more money... ''You fucking dumb wh*Te boi'' the gangster proceeds to take your whole wallet while you stand their like a submissive bitch. ''okay, you can go now wh*te piece of shit'' You proceed to walk but right as your back is turned, you get knocked out from behind in one shot, only a technique that was passed down from generations of generations and excellency in the art of kung fu martial arts could have done this. You get knocked the fuck out, and lay down like a good little dog you are. The next day, you wake up - in the alley way with all your clothes stripped. You then cry all the way home like a little bitch, until you pass the exact same corner. You, crying like an embarrassed pinkie bitch, get knocked the fuck out AGAIN but this time, there are 100 members of the Red Dragon Sun On Yee 18K Gangster Triad Members. You get your shit beaten to kingdom come.
The end.
Before this disease they were already taking about quantitative easing in Australia, about 50% of hedge funds were betting against it working. We're so fucked.
if they close the gym it's time to revolt.
Imagine being a slant eye
You lads swallowed the gympill yet?
extra $1200 for ice addicts
You can make him disappear
>Hint: trolling outside of Yas Forums
Yep, all the auscrackers are done for. You all stay here on 4chin while 澳大利亚 gets taken from you. A bunch of weak-willed cucks will never amount to anything.
This is your life, here on 4ch*n.
While you sit here and shitpost, your women are taken away from you due to the horrendous, incel-like appearance most Austra*ians have here on 4chin and in general.
While you rant and rant and rant, nothing will be ever achieved because the government supports us and bows down to the mighty golden superior chang cock, and anything racist you do against us will send you all the gaols and get deported AGAIN like the bri*ish did, except this time it is to the Chinese prison and concentration camps where you will be whipped and work for us like slaves.
While you post in your safe space here on FourChan, us Asian masterrace are actually achieving something; getting university degrees (most of us), replacing you and your jobs/careers, fucking and breed with your women, becoming your landlord, having a higher salary than you on average, more successful in life, etc... Do I even need to list more?
The conclusion of the story is, 澳大利亚 is for the Chinese. We are the true masterrace. We are the superior race. We are the master, you the slave.
Time for me to leave while i make money off from my slave cracker piggies and impregnating their women.
Haha.
who else buying a ton of anime figures with the doubled newstart?
I'll post pics of me cumming on them for all of you
Breaking news 550 extra a fortnight for jobseeker payments, what is going on here ? $20 bread incoming
Based, keep acclerating.
I feel like I have a few symptoms coming on, they're very mild and I'm in no real discomfort but I can feel the shortness of breath and weird throat, no fever though.
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/GBG/ Greek Borders General
>GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
Nah, I'll probably end up having to support my folks with my neetbux. Mum's a Childcare teacher and Dad's a sparky for the railway, they're both on the verge of being put on leave. My younger brother's already lost his job as a barman down in Brissy.
I don’t even know who’s jewing who anymore.
what will you spend it on
>tfw the wagie salt is tastier than the tendies
>this is so serious we're going to lock down the country one suburb at a time
>but not schools
>lol
>teachers don't need to be isolated
All lockdowns are a cover for the fact that we are about to harvest less than 20% of our average crop yields.
You will be rationed food by the government, and corona will be the excuse given.
Fucking schloMo, let the fucking dole scum starve. We all have to pay for this shit for the rest of our lives.
Based. sole trader here and i’m getting free gibbs. REEEEE. minimum 550+ rent assistance of 160 a fortnight
It’s only for 6 months
Seriously though it cant be real the media has made a misinterpretation
Doubt it
>Financial help if you’re between 22 and Age Pension age and looking for work. It’s also for when you’re sick or injured and can’t do your usual work or study for a short time.
There's going to be thousands of wagies who caught the flu jumping on this.
>ONLY
6 months. kek. It’s gonna cost wagies billions in taxes
>Doubt it
They just said it live on tv retard
Source me up, link the government press release
i have shortness of breath too and was coofing last night... bit worried too, but still been having durries
bruh turn on ur TV, ABCnews
scomo said it on tv idk where the press release is
I'm getting paid more in my neetbux than if i had a job
thanks wagies. I'm extra comfy today frens
Most neet bux goes directly back to the government through frivolous purchases which is why they dont care
To sum up the change to #Newstart (Jobseeker Payment). They are almost doubling the rate for six months. Eligible jobseekers will get a base rate of $1115.70 a fortnight .
also allowing you to withdraw 20k from super
Some NEETs already were getting almost just as much as minimum wage wagies (680 a week DSP+RentAssist versus 740 a week min wage). Now they will be getting paid way more with the free extra 550 a fortnight/225 a week
If im a job seeker can i empty my super or do i need flu
I’m torn on this. I don’t think it’s great but anything closer to user pays is the best way out of it. There is a fucking massive bill coming at the end of this and as usual it will almost certainly hit those of us who are economically prudent at the upper end of middle class. Given we got a 2% Medicare levy I’m full expecting a 5% corona levy on my taxes for the next decade.
Actually it costs everyone in the form of inflation. Government borrows this new money that is created by the central bank out of thin air.
this is why i gave up being a full time wagie. You just get fucked again and again.
Anyone being able to empty their super sounds great
go find a jew and give him a cuddle.
It's very important that we don't let racism win
10k now and 10k 1st of july
i'm gonna withdraw 20k
And you assholes said the jews were the bad guys
suck it wagies, get back in your cagie
wait I can take out all my super to invest in whatever I want?
That's awesome!
Won't cost taxpayers too much extra
>childcare centres shut down.
>frees up fee assistance money.
Gday faggots
Its old mate who's gf cucked him for the last few years and just found out yesterday
Been all over social media last night and this morning sharing my experiences of my now ex with everyone
Safe to say everyone knows she is a whore
Been inundated with messages from people I've never even met congratulating me for exposing her
Suprisingly most of the support is from women who have said they would do the same thing
It's made me realise there are good people in this world
Keep your head up cunts because you can always come out on top, and if some cunt wants to play hardball, then fucking play that shit
Where does it say NewStart is doubling?
will this decimate super funds and companies? if everyone rips out 20k total won’t that fuck their shit up
turn on your tv
give me suggestions on what to buy lads
>have 3 kids
>gonna get some neet bux
nice
What about Australia’s most precious treasure, dsp neets
We get bonus too right?
I’m wagie and run a small business. I have to suck a cock while getting fucked in the arse. What’s so fucking annoying was I was 5 years from being able to quit the game and raise my family in peace off the grid. I have no idea what all this shit will do to that plan.
Aussie dollar going down the toilet.
by the time you retire (if at all) you won't even be able to buy a microwave with your super.
Information on accessing your super early and what neets get
dont let her go inside your house, dont be alone with her anywhere. if she needs something have her call the police and escort over to your place to watch it take place.
dont trust these sluts not to fuck you over because they will
I'm not going on newstart until it's less fucking retarded to get sign up to and get going. I don't care how expensive it is. I was fired from my job six months ago and I've been living off savings because I refuse to engage with their shitty fucking system.
only jobseekers get doubled. DSP nothing except 750 bux
>news.com.au
>Australia about to find out stimulus doesn't work
New stimulus only benefits small and medium business...again. looks like the cunts are getting a 100k tax free cash payment
they've just removed all barriers of entry and no requirements re: cash savings and what you own
its basically a free for all right now. no waiting periods either.
Electronics and whitegoods.
Global supply chains are permafucked, so no more imports from Asia.
And as the dollar drops it'll get more and more expensive to import what little there is available.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I got my youth allowance cancelled cause dumb error and i'm too lazy to get it back and I could have gotten $1.5k if I wasn't so fucking slow and stupid.
Mate she won't be pulling anything over me
She is a proven sociopath and liar and everyone knows it
I gave her her bag and told her to get out
Do you still have to go in to the office before you can begin receiving it?
Lmao
aww fuck.
>full time maths teacher
>will not get a single day off for this
>can't access my super
>have to watch it become utterly worthless
Tanks don't float.
Wtf fuck you skummmo cheap bastard
wtf i love scomo now
what? can I quit my job and get neetbux right now or what?
yes
Worse. You’re missing $14,300 in fortnightly payments over the next 6 months.
Me too.
So should I quit my $2K/ month part time job and go on Jobseeker to get the same fucking amount? or I can get both somehow?
Chinks master race.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
can i go on now?
getting the new computer now
yeah it will crash the market even harder, which is confusing as fuck. Libs hate super and have been using any chance they can to destroy it, their logic is also that super is the reason wage growth hasn't gone up because everyone is realistically being paid 15% more via their super.
Only thing is wage growth hasn't gone up because we keep importing cunts and devaluing the labour market.
quit and get the same amount, you can still work but you have to report income
>too lazy to get free money from the government.
Should have learnt from your boomer parents. Doesn't matter if the amount is small, as long as it's free it's worth kicking up a stink to get it.
uh.. very big if true. link? it's way more economicl for my to quit, get my scomobux + access my super than keep working my shitty $400 a week job
No, see
Super is dropping because of the stock market, not people withdrawing.
I just lost my job, its ending in 2 weeks now cause of corona. Are they really doubling newstart? Cause unfortunately I'm going to be on that shit and I dunno if my field will have more jobs until this is over.