Your ancestor

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take your meds, schizo

she cute

Why'd he do it, bros?

I'm walkin' here.

Imagine being an atheist commie cuck and actually believing you evolved from that

for sex

my ancestor :)

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Why couldn't we be evolved from T-rexes bros?

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To escape sea niggers.

dad?

my ultimate original ancestor is also the one who went to the Cross for all of us

WE
WUZ
ALLIGATOR-FISHES
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SHEEEIT

found the jew

Is that one of your Hebrew culture stories? What if I don't descend from Hebrews though?

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My ancestor

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Jews don't believe that tho

>your ancestor

Not mine, but you can claim it as your ancestor if you wish.

Jews don't believe that Jesus was jewish?

I thought we were genetically spliced with ayys

Can't deny the resemblence.

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They took this from you

Since Jesus followed his own teachings I would assume he was the first Christian.

This thread exposes the IQ decline on Yas Forums

*schlop schlop sclhop*
suck up the evolution lie goy

Hi grandpa

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we're talking ancestry not religion

“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

Evolution was discovered by Europeans. The creation myth you believe in was written by Jews

First ever white flight.

WHY MR TIKTAALIK, WHY DO YOU PERSIST?

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fish are more like reptiles than anything else, show me a reptile/mammal

to escape from shark

What are you talking about?

Evolution never ends. Eventually humans can enter into the matrix in ways currently beyond comprehension.

Crystalline psychology.
Crystalline (aryan) biology.
Ability of flight.

There will be no ugly. No jewish. No gook. No nigger. No criminal. No diseased.

Pure Joy.
Pure Love.
Pure Compassion.

All the way into Infinite.

Evolutionary Logic Proves God's Existence.

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at least he's not black.

shut the fuck up bitch

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Nazis btfo

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Who's this gorgeous cumslut, OP?

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my ancestor

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>image is titled "dinosaur"
LOL No.
... but yes we are descendants of prehistoric fish. We've risen above our ancestors though.

>andromeda strain

You know William Luther Pierce was an atheist right?

so was hitler

>Why couldn't we be evolved from T-rexes bros?
Because T. Rexes starved to death during a mass extinction event.

It's Hillary Clinton without adrenochrome

Can`t be. My Ancestor is Heinrich Himmler.

Because they failed to adapt

Because anything bigger than a cat destines itself to becoming a genetic dead end.
The world truly is inherited by the meek.

Also, that pic contains propaganda. Scientists start with evidence. Evidence is what leads to "man's word" in this case. Religion is also man's word, but it comes from imagination, not evidence.

Inter-species sex

i was about to say the same fucking thing

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>Muh Jesus and God were the same person.
When Jesus was on that cross, he begged God for mercy. The Bible says so. Why did he need to beg to himself?
Also, why did the medieval Catholic Church persecute non-trinitarian "heresy" so much?

trad-cestor

cool story bro

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The ocean is scary

That's not what they looked like. Feathers are based and birdpilled

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>White, Aryan Jesus
No.

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Dude. Jesus even declared himself the "King of the Jews".
>But ... Jesus hated the Pharisees!
This was just a conflict between two different Jewish sects. You might as well say that Protestants aren't Christian due to the Protestant/Catholic conflicts.

>Jews don't believe that Jesus was Jewish?
Regardless of what modern Jews say about Jesus, Jesus WAS a Jew. Again, this is just a bitter rivalry between Jewish sects.

There is no evidence that aliens have ever reached earth.

oh lawd he comin

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Imagine being a christcuck and believing your grand-grand-grand-mother was tricked by a talking snake

>Since Jesus followed his own teachings I would assume he was the first Christian.
Sort of ... but the word "Christian" didn't even exist until after the death of Jesus.

youtu.be/0UekqPic42c

Based tiiktaalik

Nurse forgot to feed the SSRI meds.

The Jewish holy books are creationist. The fucking Talmud even reinforces the Israelite creation narrative.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_in_rabbinic_literature
The only Jews who acknowledge evolution are non-fundamentalist Jews ... who are not as Jewish as the fundie Jews.
Also, the creationist propaganda film Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed was made by the Jew Ben Stein.

Jesus was a virgin. He is no one's ancestor

Snakes also have lobe-finned fish ancestry. You technically aren't wrong.

Jesus was a capricorn and he ate organic food

youtube.com/watch?v=e0imsTv5Ez4
Skip to ~30min in to find out why Tiktaalik isn't really evidence of sea to land evolution

Exactly.
Europeans used to have crazy creation myths too. Science overthrows all the myths, from ancient European myths to African negro myths.