/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2380 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

WHEN WILL THE GYMS OPEN BACK UP

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Fucking kek this

Why are you retards still panicking about this?

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Lol, still more threads than deaths per day.
Face it, this happening is over.

never.

Someone explain this to me please, genuinely
>according to China they "had" 80k cases
>now none
>start going about life as normal
>...
What about the other fucking billion people who never got it? Are they magically immune now?

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THE DYING ARE DYING
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0877mb2

You have 8 new critically ill patients a day Yas Forums and that figure is growing exponentially. You have 1 ventilator.

Who gets it?

San Antonio Walmart part 2

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never, ever. your kids kids will be amazed/disgusted at how people used to go to the mall, theatres

couple of weeks at least. also good job in at least getting a firearm.

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i have already gotten to the woods. they are closing the woods but i am on private property.

does anyone have a guide on growing food here for this region? i should google this. it is a property between the central valley and some
big mountains above us. a big river flowing behind us. flat land around us the soil is red, dusty and very rocky and shallow.

any guides? no seeds but lots of neighbors and it is springtime!

xxxxxxxx

>i should google it
i just found links to pintrest and amazon and im freakjbg out. can anyone link me a general farmingg guide i can transcribe/print to paper?
i need a fucking printer, fuck

also

local traffic since i got here has just been bros with trucks full of dirtbikes coming then hours later leaving. no weird shit in the mountains.

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>150 million people could die? who cares lol just keep working goy

What will happen if I fap to loli Corona-chan?

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Bro, Texas will be a bloodbath. People think this is vacation and non essential shit like restaurants are still open for no reason other than greedy kikes.

Chinese food and leech drink

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Tick tock america-kun.

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Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Please try and think about this rationally.
You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.
Hardy needs your energy.
palmbeachpost.com/news/20200320/watch-coronavirus-florida-lake-worth-beach-meeting-gets-ugly-and-heated-about-emergency-powers

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guys, how do I enjoy this scary ride?

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Can people please just start.makong full porn comics of corona Chan? Hentai doujins would be fine but im really loving some of the western r34 were getting too.

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She just keeps escalating things...

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You'll have a generally good time but feel immense shame and regret afterwards?

China lied
people died

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Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.
youtube.com/watch?v=WYH0LskZWVg
youtube.com/watch?v=Yo81j6o97Z4

so you think God will judge and send straight to Hell all the arrogant spring-break zoomers out there getting saturated in Corona and STDs only to bring it back to all their local communities and kill off a bunch of people all over the place and spread this shit even wider and faster

"It first struck me how different it was when I saw my first coronavirus patient go bad. I was like, Holy shit, this is not the flu. Watching this relatively young guy, gasping for air, pink frothy secretions coming out of his tube and out of his mouth. The ventilator should have been doing the work of breathing but he was still gasping for air, moving his mouth, moving his body, struggling. We had to restrain him. With all the coronavirus patients, we’ve had to restrain them. They really hyperventilate, really struggle to breathe. When you’re in that mindstate of struggling to breathe and delirious with fever, you don’t know when someone is trying to help you, so you’ll try to rip the breathing tube out because you feel it is choking you, but you are drowning."

propublica.org/article/a-medical-worker-describes--terrifying-lung-failure-from-covid19-even-in-his-young-patients

Half of this country is obese.

become an acceleration

Ask Her

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writefag here, someone explain the sisterfister user and I guess i could write about it after facesitting subplot

For an American?

Approximately 18 hours, counting two trips to the shitter.

You're just too fucking racist and colonial nostalgic to realize really were this virus strike the most.

In China it striked Wuhan, which is the core of the Chinese automobile industry.
In Italy, it striked the North, which is also the core of the Italian production.

So one should understand that this disease find condition favorable for its explosion in INDUSTRIAL places.

this is the key, in reality. The industry did this concentrating so many people around and in factories, and easing the spread.

See what was the chinks forced to do: stop all the fucking businesses.
See what the Italians were forced to do: stop all the fucking businesses.

You're not different from them kraut, you'll also have to stop all of your fucking businesses, as soon as the capacity of your health system will overflow.

Everyday I stare at this map hoping for the african circles to grow but it's not happening
gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

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Germany new cases Friday 4.472
Germany new cases Saturday only 2.289

it is over

>Germany new cases Friday 4.472
>Germany new cases Saturday only 2.289
Germany new cases Friday 4.472
Germany new cases Saturday only 2.289

it is over

>Germany new cases Friday 4.472
>Germany new cases Saturday only 2.289
Germany new cases Friday 4.472
Germany new cases Saturday only 2.289

it is over

>Germany new cases Friday 4.472
>Germany new cases Saturday only 2.289

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Ok uh guys can we meme this to an end here soon? It's been two months. I'm starting to think this might legitimately impact my life negatively. Can we stop? It's not funny anymore. Kek? Are you there? Can you put a stop to this happening?

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China lied, people died.

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looks low on fruit / citrus. i see a bottle, hope its at least a multi-vitamin

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Can kot get it?

Jerk off the the greentext user wrote about mommy corona
pastebin.com/SQnViFb4

Isn't their armor strongly cancerogenic?

I'll let you in on a secret, m8.

....they're fucking lying.

by understanding that our race wont survive unless corona crashes this globalist system with no survivors.

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Lmao all the onions milk is still there

>falling for a Chinese and Jewish media hoax

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We need Abe to quarantine Japan for that.

looks like all those fake ad-clickers went off business. as all the fucking industry of China, idiot !

based

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youtu.be/ID2xTWVE7t4

Breaking Louisiana Update
Cases 763
Deaths 20

ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

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I bet the shredded wheat is still there.

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We just bought 10 million kits and will start mass testing so expect amount of cases to surge here, media will use it to spread panic so watch out.

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>world han chinese organization

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>striked
>flag

not a single ounce of intelligence found anywhere. disregard this frogman's post

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The fun has just begun

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If get happening ends

U wot m8

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Nothing is happening, schizos.
Take your meds.

imagine unironically wearing that shit in public.. yikes

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>You couldn't believe you were actually going through with this, you were with THE most popular girl at BSL-4-University
>Corona-Chan, the new exchange student from China
>You couldn't quite remember the region she said she came from, Wu-Tang? WuKong? Ah well
>Your classmate and best friend Ebola-Chan seemed a bit off since she arrived
>"What's so great about her exponential growths anyways? They look like two balloons!"
>You couldn't help but notice them, it was hard not to
>Two pendulous, soft and warm looking breasts that seemed to pull at any fabric she was wearing
>The first time you ever met her she was wearing a varsity T-shirt, the "S" in BSL was being contorted in a shape that made it almost unrecognizable due to her massive breasts
>Ebola-Chan was fidgeting uncomfortably, the fact that she had almost nothing in the way of tits was always a deep insecurity for her. Corona-Chan's arrival just escalated her already damaged ego
>It wasn't just her cleavage either, Corona's wide, child bearing hips pulled at jeans, even her high-wasted mom jeans were held up higher than normal, her saddlebag ass acting as a shelf for her pockets
Trying my hand at write fagging for the first time since 2010

WHERE THE FUCK IS JIM STREAM

what the fuck is that ayyy bitch doing

apnews.com/6d9382c1e8ee36f9ed1a4dfe7815ceb1

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You should have bought food when you had the chance, you aren't going to grow enough to survive, and certainly not soon.

Ummm... *clears throat* oh no... oh no... I'm gonna... I'm gonna.... COOF

oh fuck this guy used to head the WHO and he's gone full doomposter:

Anthony Costello
@globalhlthtwit
·
4h
London will be worse than Wuhan. We need all people confined to home, shops closed except food stores and pharmacies, police + army to manage lockdown + panic buying, medical reservists brought in, aid or purchase of protective equipment from abroad, and a state of emergency.

Shit what have I done

oh god, why did I open this

Worst magician, ever.

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at least they do waterbording only with dogs

Whoever gets the roll.

there was 10,000 new in usa yesterday
it's really grinding to a halt huh?

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Coronavirus was man-made by French kikes from Pasteur university
patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/e0/4e/2e/09e238c87e2d20/EP1694829B1.pdf
You niggers better save this shit before they shut it down
I MEAN IT NIGGERS

Corona Research Comfy Stream /CRCS/
Chilling come hang out.
youtu.be/_R94AeosPVo
twitch.tv/neet_feet
dlive.tv/neet-feet

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>US State Leaderboard
316 total deaths
32/50 states (+DC/PR) on the board (MN, PR new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
94 deaths
>NY:
56 deaths
>CA:
23 deaths
>GA, LA:
20 deaths
>NJ:
16 deaths
>FL:
12 deaths
>MI:
7 deaths
>CO, IL:
6 deaths
>CT, TX:
5 deaths
>IN, OR, WI:
4 deaths
>KY, MO, OH, SC, VA:
3 deaths
>KS, MD, NV, PA, VT:
2 deaths
>AZ, DC, MA, MN, MS, OK, PR, SD, TN:
1 death

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[spoiler]the hottest one [/spoiler]

bad

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just the indrawn breath

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 25,896 (316) Spain 25,496 (1,378) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,992 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,178 (18) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 273 (4) Panama 245 (3) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) …

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +6,557 (+793) United States +6,513 (+60) Spain +3,925 (+285) Germany +2,516 (+16) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1,248 (+24) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +343 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +131 (+4) Canada +241 (+7) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +208 (+7) Japan +47 (+1) Turkey +277 (+12) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Chile +103 (+1) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Peru +55 (+1) Philippines +77 (+1) Egypt +9 (+2) Panama +45 (+2) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino +9 (+6) Argentina (+1) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Cyprus +9 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Paraguay +4 (+1) Ghana +5 (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +205 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 Pakistan +144 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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You're a pussy

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Hold on to that Tabasco. They're infected now. It could be a rare commodity after the collapse.

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Nothingburger confirmed

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No preg, 6 out of 10.

OH NO NO NO
POLTARDS BTFO
NO MORE CORONA VIRUS
ALL THE WHITE SCHIZOID FAGGOTS BTFO

>time.com/5806180/wuhan-china-covid19-no-new-cases/
>nytimes.com/2020/03/18/world/asia/china-coronavirus-zero-infections.html
>nbcnews.com/health/health-news/live-blog/coronavirus-updates-california-issues-stay-home-order-no-new-local-n1164541/ncrd1165441
>technologyreview.com/s/615383/wuhan-reported-no-new-coronavirus-cases-today-for-the-first-time/
>theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/19/china-reports-no-domestic-cases-of-coronavirus-for-first-time-since-outbreak-began

why doesn't Yas Forums report this?
because white people are delusional and racist

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>Can we stop?
Nothing has begun yet. Sit down and enjoy.

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+6k in burgerland today?

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 21.03.

>2516 NEW INFECTIONS:
>22364 TOTAL INFECTIONS +9,09%
>16 NEW DEATHS:
>84 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 21.03. 23:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>NEW FATALITIES:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>median age of fatalities: ~80
>average age of fatalities ~81
>new youngest fatality: man, 55, no info on possible comorbidity
>probable average mortality: 10,25%
(Overrepresented mortality, because recoveries are not required to be reported.)

>RKI reports:
+2705 = 16662 cases
+15 = 46 dead
updated: 21.03. 0:00 GMT+1
>RKI COVID-19 DASHBOARD:
experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4

German virologists: Shutdown for 3 weeks necessary.
Decision on curfew to be found on 22.03.

>21.03.2020
76th death: Hessen, man, 72, *found dead in his flat*
Saarland implements drive-in testing.
Baden-Württemberg: First french patient admittet, 7 more to follow.
Tübingen: CureVac: production of vaccine ongoing, in vivo tests on tenthausands could start in fall, if authorities give their approval.
München: Senior doctor of clinic for infectiology: More and more young patients require IC, youngest are in their early 20s.
Some teenagers and young people celebrate "corona-parties" and violate ban on gatherings.
Secretary general of SPD appeals to german discipline: "If too many citizens don't reduce social life, a curfew is needed."
German foundation for petient sefety: Risk groups, in nursing homes for example, need more protection.
Supermarkets implement rules for minimal distance between customers.
Federal government to alter "Infektionsschutzgesetz" (law for protection from infections), to get more possibilities to take action.
Federal government to pass laws to allow the usage of movement data from mobilephones.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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Whoever gets doubles

>An ancient evil awakens
independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/olympics-tokyo-2020-coronavirus-update-curse-cancelled-japan-taro-aso-a9410561.html

damn. i've heard of leeches crawling into lady bits when they work in the rice field but this is something else.

So in other words, only liberal dipshits are suffering?

shit. mass is finally on the board

post link. if they slobber on shit, or sneeze, can we get it from them?

This bowl of batsoup cost... the world

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Most states don't report "critical" data, so all cases are assumed as "mild".

the what?
please explain

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Anthony Costello
@globalhlthtwit
·
4h
A million people died in 4 months of the Battles of the Somme. We're facing something similar. We needed a lockdown twelve days ago. Every day of delay causes thousands of new infections. With a total lockdown we might get some control in 8-10 weeks. Be afraid and comply.

Its saturday you mong

Baton Rouge checking in. THE NIGGERS DOOMED US ALL. THEY'RE ACTING LIKE IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL SINCE THEIR WELFARE CHECKS KEEP COMING IN

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Fever hallucinations are terrifying.

this is after the 1 trillion a day repos

It might be more profitable to buy Zimbabwe dollars.

Memeflag deflects all gets dont worry.

>more than 50% of all hospitalized corona cases here are Turks
The fuck are you roaches up to?

Hit a nerve bruh?

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It is time friends
youtu.be/RDMD8LrPySQ

...

Why do I have this feeling that Ivan will get through this shit just fine.

Nah

ah.. dalai lama..

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> In Italy, it striked the North, which is also the core of the Italian production.
...where there are a shitload of chinese that work in factories.

>Source: ass

what happend today? why do we only have 2k new cases after 4k on Friday?

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>The US had less cases today. Soon the lockdowns will slow this to a halt

The level of cope of nothingburgers is astonishing, they where telling that
>Will not be a pandemic
>Will be contained in china only
>Nobody will close their borders
>Nobody will lockdown they cities
>It's plateauing, will be forgot in 3 weeks

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Admit: you were wrong, you are wrong, you will be still wrong,

And yet people act surprised when East Asians figured out a way to eat fugu fish.

My mom just made a plate of tendies.
The best part is this isn't a shitpost my mom really made me a plate of tendies IRL.

aren't caterpillars poisonous?

>exponential growth of Corona-chan pics
Is literally everybody drawing her now?

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frying some insects in hot oil then eating them.