CHAT HANKS - WEIRDEST VIDEO YET

Lmao he even has the tattoo

Whats with the gay mood ring? Also, trim your fingernails.

And goodbye.

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fpbp

He said he’s mocking us
He can suck two dicks tonight and three tomorrow
#chetcuck

Chet will you please tell the truth about pizza and quit being a massive faggot?

Look at how large his pupils are

what did user do to this kid ? besides call his dad a cannibal ? really.

they tell us it is Draco vs Reptile, but really it is Canine vs Feline.
Aka hell vs heaven.

is his tattoo sarcastic
brain dead fucking retards

Dude is on drugs and literally a nobody. Why does anyone care what this wigger says? He’s fucking with the crazies on here. Nothing is going to happen.

look at what Madonna is doing youtube.com/watch?v=IfkHXsGNBDk

Why the fuck this tatoo on your chest ?

BUMP. Check out his tattoo with the pedo symbols within the cross. He's shitting himself

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Could 3/22 be Project Zeyphr's start?

Chet looks like he has a black gf and likes to get hammered on the weekends

If you typed in " messy job ossad" the last few years then the Jew is laughing at you because you thought Jews was always doing a messy job

this was actually funny

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must be terrible to not have inherited a shred of talent from one of goat actors of all time kek fucking fag loser

why do you have the all seeing eye in the pyramid tattooed on your chest?
what does this symbol mean to you?

What does the adrenochrome rush feel like?

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Yo Chet. Come at me bro

what a fucking dork

Chet is a bad ass who could best the shit out of most poltards. He should be in the next Rocky creed movies.

he is a cup cake

Oh magic user, what do we do to get out of the kelp forest?

There's nothing you can see that isn't shown.

IT'S EASY!

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>ama
Sure thing, tranny hands. But first you gotta do something for us: For the love of god, trim those creepy yellow fingernails (especially the thumb with the obvious speck of fecal matter lurking nastily underneath). You hearing me ol' short eyes (pic related)? Do that & just maybe we'll consider your final request, this being your remaining hours before the feds move in for the BIG arrest that'll be all over faggoty-ass TMZ tomorrow morning.

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I'm about his same size and he looks like a scared little daddys boy

what does fried fish mean? what makes you go from Madonna to Zeyphr?

imagine being passed around like a bag of chips as a kid, only to grow up hating people that had nothing to do with your bussy getting busted on the regular.

sad.

wut?

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Someone who was just joking around wouldn't know about pineal glands or FEMA camps. That shows his knowledge about the conspiracy is more than shallow.

spoted the wigger nigger

Somebody get some shots of the comments where he's "flagging" and threatening people. I deleted my insta last night so can't get into the comments now.

symbol for pineal gland. you have to try it to believe it.

user from Putin thread, standing by.

looks nothing like him imo.

I want to kiss and fuck him

heh

I like him

that nigga spends too much time on Yas Forums

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He forgot to mention the secret handshake.

Son of pedo

Everyone knows about those conspiracy theories, user, don't be naive.
He's trying to take the piss but it's going to backfire on him Big time. Cocky cunt he is.

Are you okay?

HEY BROS ITS ME CHET. YOU GUYS WANNA GO CRUISE VENICE BEACH? I WANNA DO SOME STUNTS ON MY NEW VINTAGE SKATEBOARD

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based

who is this nobody?

>Greatest of all time actors of all time

Jej

>while pretending he is mocking us
user, I...

i wonder how many loads have been blown on that tattoo

Salty lmao

Tom Hanks son....

oh, it's sonny and cher's "son", i see now

>I'd like to butter her muffin...
Didn't your parents ever watch Weird Science and realize Chet was a douche name?

>we are out of pasta so we're gonna eat some fried fish

They're going to go after Christian's. Jesus fuck, the symbolism.

>post yfw the third world war is between the Bavarian Illuminati and Yas Forums

What the fucking fuckass fuck

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YO WHATS THE TATTOO ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK? ANYBODY?

a puffer fish?

This. Pineal gland and adrenochrome aren’t surface level theories. This isn’t 9/11, ayy lmaos, Satanic Panic stuff that are known by normies.

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>Fried
>Fish

False
Flag

We're out of little boys so we're gonna need a false flag.

it's called an Opal you colossal nigger

Could "out of pasta" mean something about the Italian death rate?

Are there a bunch of pedo symbols in that cross?

That's not an Opal you tremendous casserole.

Is it true your dad is gay

imagine . just really imagine, larping as this man. not trimming your nails to get in to character. refusing to wipe your ass after shit. buying an ten ugly rings from the coin dispenser until you find one that fits on hotdog finger of your tiny hands. writing sharpie illuminati all over chest. making this post ...

Little boys

He plays it off as sarcasm, but it's true. It's all true.

Didn't FF pop up in a recent Trump video also?

a fucking wigger lmao.

dude seems like a nice guy tho, chill ass cat. can totally see myself being in a bromance with him

As tattletales as his pedo father.

Also, where did you get my pic it 404ed earlier immediately and then I was ip banned.

I collect illuminati symbolism jewelry. Pic related. I probably didnt take them off of dead illuminated ones after extinguishing their sparks.

Probably.

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>Forty four

Now you're just fucking fucking with me.