>"Youths" robbing a Sainsbury's
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>Chimpout roundup from last night
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>Social distancing enforced globally
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>Tesco, Asda, Aldi and Lidl go on hiring spree
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>Toilet roll alternatives blocking sewers
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>we're going to use a memeflag thread
We're going to use the fucking memeflag thread aren't we lads?
Sargon threads are unironically better.
boris johnson is a piece of shit and he has blood on his hands.
Communism is the way to deal with this crisis. It's an inclusive, non-racist, and quintessentially British pragmatic expression. Karen a cute also.
Does anyone have the Jonathan Bowden speech where he talks about what life is really about?
>boris johnson is a piece of shit
fair enough
>and he has blood on his hands.
not really mate
>Not trusting the eternal science of Bojo-Leninism
baka honestly
>Sargon threads are unironically better.
Because he's so intelligent.
LAbour would've done far worse in this situation. Boris has handled the situation pretty well
The Punch and Judy one?
yes he does; he didn't close the borders to travel and immigration in an intelligent, preemptive manner, which would have averted the absolute fucking mess we are in now
No, it goes 'Is life really about making more and more money?' etc.
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He'll be fine after Barb dies...Right?
>PETER HITCHENS: Is shutting down Britain – with unprecedented curbs on ancient liberties – REALLY the best answer?
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Very quickly becomming the least sufferable tripcunt.
Based OP
Based 1st
it is now
He's really going all in on this one.
Why can no one on the BBC say 'vulnerable' properly?
They keep saying
>vunrable
>vunrable people are urged to self-isolate
Fucking drove me mad, lads I swear.
Naw mate he's fucked completely. Barb got a reverse mortgage on her house which is in her name, which means when she kicks the bucket Chris is homeless lmao. Unless one of his fans decides to live with him, he's fucking dead
Then fuck off lad.
Nice Karen Thread.
Another one is
>secketary
or you could kill yourself, you vacuous shit.
Well Boris isn't really running the show. That's more the fault of his real masters - the bankers and their enthusiastic dogsbodies in the Civil Service. But I suppose he's an accomplice.
united kingdom 234 deaths
b-but muh herd immunity!! lol boris is a retard
Have you ever heard them say "Muslim"?
>Asian
>Asian
>Asian
Fucking drives me mad, lad.
>Chris lives with different fans trying to get famous for having an "e-celeb" live with them for a while before they realize it is a bad idea and are forced to pass him along to the next person
I smell wacky sitcom stuff
>waaaah get off my blog
No.
Sometimes they don't even fucking try and they just say
>sekkatree
civ nat soc is better.
Also
neck yourself you dirty commie
priti patel for Fuhrer
Why are Irish obsessed about the UK?
National Patelism
stop sending me these textses
It'll be like that little robot they had go hitchhiking across the world the ended up getting beheaded in America. Except instead of an inanimate object, it's a fat schizophrenic tranny retard with a Sonic OC
>waaaah get off my blog
>says the tripcunt to user
beyond help. disgusting. end your life.
I know you're the LARPing panic spastic that spams the same shit every thread, though I'm going to give you a ( you ) so I can say this.
Boris doesn't ave blood on his hands and he's handling this in a way no worse or better than any other PM could. I'd also like to add that his handling of this will usher in a 10 year tory reich.
>national only 3 school children allowed it the shop at a time
>giving me all this attention
Thankyou darling xx
why do you suck boris' cock?
Based eddie pissed on stream talking about the blisters on his cock lol
I reckon most pol lads who like morrisey didn't even like the smiths and only like him because he say the right wing un-pc thing.
at this rate we shall need many informational advertisements, films and programmes with hyperenthusiastic RP voiceovers to boost the national spirit
Imagine Jezza trying to deal with this. Kek
At this point some of the weens more or less unironically worship him. He could end up as some kind of cult leader yet.
Also that Clyde Cash is an evil cunt, whichever way you slice it. He sounds like the kind of literal faggot closet Satanist that has become mainstream in the 10 years since he was fucking up this innocent retard's head. He claims there are much more evil people in this world than him, but are there? The guys who fucked up Chris Chan were literally bullying a retard and making him miserable, exposing him to thoughts he would have never had and bringing teenagers who were like 13 along for the ride, having hour long phone sex sessions with him that were recorded.
That's part of what makes the Chris Chan story so compelling. Sure he's a selfish fuck, a literal retard and a manchild who refuses to grow up and has now chosen his fantasy over reality despite having good counsel on hand... but the people who went after him before the Asperchu shit were more or less nonces in the literal sense.
Chris should've somehow tried to profit from the "I got a fish" song since that could've actually made him some money due to being original content.
the braphog has rammed him forever
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Lads.. McDonalds starts closing at 10pm from next week. What is the world headed to?
seething guardian reading tranny
there's always one
kgs of maimuscle in a big plastic pouch. corona BTFO
>priti patel
a pajeet zionist traitor
GTFO
>saw someone with a tatty EU flag outside of their cottage the other day
>refuses to grow up
he can't -- he's a sperg
Typical charade you are lad. Always trying to prove yourself eh? Trying to pick fights? I like morrisey. I didn't say I did not so fuck off. What I said is true.
I know right.
2018 deaths from jan 1st to march 20th were like 3000 by now.
Step up your game coronacunt
I've been siffering you in silence for a while. Just thought I'd let you know you are not entertaining at all, clearly of low intelligence and generally a net negative on the board. Must be nice to enjoy all attention irrespective of its intention. Truely, ignorance is bliss.
imagine keeping that disease-pit open at all
a house on my street has had one for years now, it's actually got moss growing on it
Imagine the smell
>wake up
>go to work
>finish work
>go home
What's all this talk about a pandemic and self-isolating?
u gonna lift the virus mate?
But there are plenty of retards out there who make a decent enough fist of working at McDonalds or whatever
Chris is lazy and his detractors' critiques are all true - he could make more effort to accept his lot in life and make the best of it, but instead he wants to LARP as a God.
Honestly, Chris was still fucked even before his internet fame and all the weens. It's likely that internet fame probably saved him from Barb's fucking retarded financial decisions.
>He could end up as some kind of cult leader yet
Chis going full Jonestown and started his own cult retarded dimensional merge suicide cult would be funny as fuck
Looks like you'll have to find another car park to sit and rev your 2013 corsa with your college mates
i didn't say it wasn't true, i just said you are a tranny
keep seething
schwarzenegger never got wuflu
Based Animals ref.
he has the mind of a 10-year-old and no amount of whinging about what a manchild he is can change that
>We must protect the minorities as they are hardest hit.
>We have enabled the trade unions so now the workers that are so vital to the cause can be asked to strike bring the country to its knees.
>We have donated 30bln to Palestine and will ship some of our ventilators there.
I expect Josh from Kiwifarms will step in to protect him again.
he was never on job seekers either
that's two differences between you
>>We have donated 30bln to Palestine and will ship some of our ventilators there.
just the broken ones