/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2379 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

It's no good I can't sleep

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Looking for the timeline capture/post. The one where they announce martial law on 3/23 and ends with ayys on 7/20.

Someone plz help. Thanks

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youtube.com/watch?v=Nun2xJdY68E

Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested.
You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.
Hardy needs your energy.
palmbeachpost.com/news/20200320/watch-coronavirus-florida-lake-worth-beach-meeting-gets-ugly-and-heated-about-emergency-powers

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> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FERMATI CHE TI ADASTERÀ SOLO UN 99.7% DI SOPRAVVIVENZA SE SEI SOTTO 40 ANNI!!! SIAMO ESTINTI!!!

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remindEr

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A lot less deaths than Japs tho

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Achuawei, Airborne AIDS, Ancient Chinese Secret, Anhui Are Sorry, Asian Ailment, Asian Alveoli Abuser, Asian-American Virus, Asian Contagion, Asian Microinvasion, Asiatic Ache, Asiatic Alveoli Assasin, Bahrain Start Again, Bamboo Shoot Poops, Batbola, Bat-Chin-Drink, Bat Eating Nigger Gook Flu, Batgirl Bash, Batman and Lung Throbin, Batman's Asian Revenge, Bat-Man Virus, Bat Meat Beat, Bat SARS, Bat Soup Boogaloo, Bat Soup Croup, Bat-Soup-in-Mouth Disease, Bat Stew Flu, Bat Su Pneumonia, Bat Sweet And Sour, Bat Wings'n'Tings, Beijing Bellyaches, Beijing Boogie, Beijing Bronchitis, Beijing Bug, Beijing Bung Lung, Beijing's Bronchial Beatdown, Beijing Surprise, Big Trouble from Little China, Biohazard Babe, Black Pepper Death, Bolshevik Bronchitis, Boomber Entomber, Boomerpox, Boomer Remover, Brack Prague, Breaking Bat, Bush Meat Monday, Calculator Killer, Canton Coof, Cantonese Killer, Chaids, Cheating Chinese Wheeze, Cheynna Fru, Chinaids, Chinaman Infliction, China's One Corpse Policy, Chinese Bio-Terrorism, Chinese Clap, Chinese Coronavirus, Chinese Cough Pandemic (CCP), Chinese Lung Seize, Chinese Originating Viral Infectious Disease, Chinese Super AIDS, Chinese Takeout, Ching-Chong Chang Flu, Ching-Chong Cough, Ching-Chong Die Along, Chinkanitus, Chink Chest, Chinkenpox, Chink Flying AIDS, Chink Stink, Chinky Chicken Feet Fever, Chinky Fever, Chinobyl, Chop Fluey, Chopsick, Chop Sickey, Chumonia, Close Quarter Destroyer, Coffing Cougher, Communist Lung Herpes, Communist Philanthropist, Confucian Cancer, Coofit-19, Coolie Cooties, Coolie Cough, Coronachan, Coughing Tiger Hidden Dragon, COVID-19, COVID Bryant

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>soulless asians lie all the time
Welcome to real world user

Here's to another week of delicious red markets!

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writefag here, want me to keep going?

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please anyone, any info on this? where can i find more?

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Making 2379 when 2379 already has ~300 posts, what's wrong with you?

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In case the german Anons don't know about this map:
>interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/

It shows all countries and lets you scroll back in time to track the outbreak. Pretty neat.
You other Anons are free to use it, too of course.

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BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.
>BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.
BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.

Trump should remove him immediately.

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>boomers suck lifeblood out of US economy for 70 years
>coronavirus hits
>we are supposed to suspend our economy, send millions into poverty, and welcome a Second Great Depression
>all to save 50,000 seventy year old boomers

this is what is happening right? Let's get back to normal, gain herd immunity, and those old fucks can isolate themselves. I get isolation for 4 weeks to >flatten the curve but I WILL NOT stay home until a vaccine is developed. I literally cannot!

1 in 500 people under 30 dies from this

They aren't testing, Japanese anons have said so. It's to keep them from canceling the olympics.

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Dao Syndrome, Death by a Thousand Coughs, Decisive Tang Strategic Victory, Dim Dictator's Dysentery, Dim-Sum Diarrhea, Dim-Sum-Ting Wong, Ding Pow Wow, Dog Meat Diphtheria, Dragon Fever, Dr Chu's New Wu Flu, East Asian Lung Sputum, Eastern Epidemic, Ebola But Swolla, Egg Roll Toll, Event 201, Exotic Ender, Experimental Bioweapon CW-19, Factory Flu, Falun Gong Fatality, Finger Trap Clap, Flu By 4, Flu-Manchu, Flu-Tang Clan, Flu Yung Hai, Flying AIDS, Formosa Fever, Fujian Foodie Fuckup, Fu-Manchu Fever, Gansu Got You, General Tso's Revenge, Genghis Cough, Global Gacha, Gongrene, Gook Flu, Gook Germ, Gooking Cough, Gook Puke, Gourmet Gone Astray, Guandong Gout, Gutter Oil Boils, Haching Hachong, Haikou Street Sushi, Han Hemorrhagic Fever, Han Sanitizer, Han Shot First, HAZMAT Bat Scat, High Stakes Lung Aches, Holocough, Hong Kong Cholera, Hong Kong Fluey, How Long-4 Mi Chronic Asthma, Hubei Hellstorm, Hubei Herpes, Hubei's Baby, Hunan Flu For Nan, iFlu, Insectoid Infection, Italy Isolator, Jianxi Cage Skeet, Jingpei Jitters, John Whu, Justa Flu, Killing Them Coughly, Knock-off Red Cough, Kung Flu, Kung Flu Fighters, Kung Flu Lung Flu, Kung Pao Pneumonia, Kung Pao Sicken, Like Tetanus From Wetness, Lo Mein Pain, Lung AIDS, Lung Kicker Fron The Rice Flicker, Lung Nao Sicken, Macau Mucus Mover, Mandarin Malady, Mandarin Microbe, Mandate of Heaving, Mandate of Sniffles, Mao's Malaise, Mao Wei All Cough, Meat Market Malady, Me So Hoarsy Me Lung Flu Long Time, Monarch, Mongolian Basket Wheezing Forum, Mongoloid MERS, Mossad's Measles, Mulan's Disease

Yes I do

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If the numbers of infected keep growing exponentially how long will it be before they start to tail off because too many people have been infected?

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could you write about the sisterfister?

if you lads want a comfy radio stream for your coronabunker, i made one, originally for Yas Forums but you fellas are welcome too :)
>comfyradio.blogspot.com
I am taking requests now!

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nCoV-2019, New Yellow Peril, Nguyen's Nut Destroyer, Niggerlung, Night of the N95's, Nightwing From Beijing, No. 19 with Egg Roll, Not a Bioweapon, Nothingburger, Not So Mellow Yellow, Oriental Onset, Oriental Organ Hacker, Over Age Killing Phage, Ow Chi Lung, Panda Express, Panda Pandemic, Panda Plague, Pangolin Plague, Pangolin Pow Chow, Pangolins Revenge, Peking Pandemic, Peking Plague, Pindick Pandemic, Ping Ling Pipebomb, Pu Pu Pandemic, Qinghai, Quaranteenage Dream, Rangoon Doom, Reddit, Red Flag's New Fad, Red Plague, Respirator From The Tank Debater, Respiratory Reaper, Ricein, Rice Nigger Bat AIDS, Rice Noodle Rickets, Rice Rabies, Rice Ragnarok, Rick Shaw Slasher, Ring-A-Ding From Chongqing, Roll The Rice Dice, Ron Paul's Redemption, SARS 2: Electric Boogaloo, SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo, Seoul Damage Control, Shanghai Cough and Die, Shanghai Shingles, Shanghai Shivers, Shaolin Bat Technique, Shaq Attack From Bedside Iraq, Sicken Fried Rice, Silk Swolla, Sino-Sinuitius, Sino-Sniffles, Sino-Suffocator, Slant-Eyed Death Cough, Slant-Eyes Demise, Slant-Eye Sickness, Slant Sickness, Slanty-Iris Virus, Small Pecks, Spring-fected Roll, Sum Ting Wong, Sweet and Sour Sicken, Szechuan Sickness, Szechuan Sore Throat, Taiwanese Typhus, Taiwanese Wheeze, Teriyaki Terror, Terminal Taoism, Terracougha Army, The Asian Contagion Sweeping The Nation, The Bamboo Burden, The Bucktooth Fairy, The Chang Bang, The China Commando, The China Unwindah, The Chink Cold

Redpill me on what makes the virus worse than mainstream is admitting right now.

I hope your lungs decay kike

My guess is their deaths are the only things on their end that is accurate.

Bolsonaro is such a fucking retard that he's going to make the states and the governors rebel in the middle of this pandemic

Trump said this is the greatest pandemic in human history today. Is he a Clinton plant too?

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The Chink Dink, The Commie Cold, The C-Virus, The Darwinism Death Drop, The Flu With A Flair, The Gates-Xinping Virus, The Great Reap Forrard, The Great Sneeze Forward, The Great Whoop of China, The Happening, The Karate Craps, The Knack Hack, The Pangolin Punisher, The Pirbright Plight, The Red Terror, The Rice Field Reaper, The Shaolin Sneeze, The Six Feet Sneal, The Slit-Eye Shit Flu, The Soup Droop, The Stock Market Smasher, The Three Kingdom Killer, The Toilet Paper Tribulation, The Wetworker, The Wild Wet Wuhan, The Wugaloo, The Wuhan Hearse Verse, The Wuhan Wobble, The Yellow Flu Chingdemic, Tiananmen Square Sickness, Tiananmen's Revenge, Tiananmen Toxicant, Tik Tok, Toflu, Toilet Paper Caper, Tokyo Airborne Torpedo, Toyota Corolla Virus, Traditional Chinese Malady, Traditional Chinese Microbiology, Tsingtao Virus, UwU Flu, Wanton Wheezer, Weird Food Flu, Wet Farm Frog In Your Throat, Wet Market Surprise, WHO Flu, Winnie's Whopping Good Time, Winnie The Flu, Wonton Flu, Wonton West Nile, Wubonic Plague, Wuchoo, Wu Flu, Wuhan Coronavirus, Wuhan Gone Wrong, Wuhanic Panic, Wuhan Lung, Wuhan Weapon, Wuhan Wheeze, Wuhan Woopsie, WuHu Flu, Wumonia, Wu-Ping Cough, Wu Tang Flu, Xi Jinpandemic, Xi Jinping Sting, Xi Jinplague, Xinping Cough, Xirus, Xi Sniffles, Year of the Bat, Yellow Death, Yellow Face Mace, Yellow Fever, Yellow Reaper, Yellow YEET, Zedong Gone Wrong, Zephyr, Zhuang Do Wrong, Zip Grip, Zipperhead's Biological Warhead

Can anyone even compete with her

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Permanent lung damage in younger people although msm has begun admitting as much

MUH OLYMPICS

I coofed a little today desu

The sister fister?
Okay, give me a minute to get some water. I still have facesitting to do. I hope someone has part two of the paste bin for this

pastebin.com/KW1eG0Je part one

>rate my prep
Couple ounces of weed,7 pounds of pasta and some beer

Didnt see any toilet paper and I cant wear my n95 mask again for a week so i guess I'm shitting out the window again

fucking nyc

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>i literally cannot stay at home i must keep the jew shekel supply steady

WE ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED.

How the fuck does one state with a population of 4 million manage to accelerate faster than Italy?

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THE CORONA VIRUS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!!! SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 99% OF US LEFT! WE HAVE TO FIND A CURE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR ONLY 99% OF US WILL LIVE!

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The numbers won't grow exponentially anymore because most of the world is in lock-down right now. It will be a bit faster than linear and the goal for herd immunity is ~60%.

I seriously hope the Olympics don’t get cancelled

Dont be a antisemitic, sideways leaf

Corona Research Comfy Stream /CRCS/
Leave a follow white.
youtu.be/_R94AeosPVo
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dlive.tv/neet-feet

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Is not anyone else being of the impress with how Xi handle the America Virus?

Democrats: If you spread the Virus you are a Nazi REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
news.yahoo.com/federal-law-enforcement-document-reveals-white-supremacists-discussed-using-coronavirus-as-a-bioweapon-212031308.html

Republicans: If you spread the Virus you are a Communist REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/if-i-do-get-the-coronavirus-im-attending-every-maga-rally-i-can-denver-communist-official-says-she-will-use-deadly-virus-as-bio-weapon-against-trump-supporters/

pastebin.com/tWY1pnVP Here you go bro

We should do a /cvg/ or Yas Forums sings komm sußer tod

It's going to be amazing, it's like he's asking to get shot every time he speaks now, fuck it hand him the gun and let he an hero already.

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>300,000 infected
>8 gorillion on the planet

uhhhh

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,496 (1,378) United States 24,218 (302) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,992 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,128 (18) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 273 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,925 (+285) United States +4,835 (+46) Germany +2,516 (+16) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1,248 (+24) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +343 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +131 (+4) Canada +241 (+7) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +158 (+7) Japan +47 (+1) Turkey +277 (+12) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Chile +103 (+1) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Peru +55 (+1) Philippines +77 (+1) Egypt +9 (+2) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino +9 (+6) Argentina (+1) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Cyprus +9 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Ghana +5 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +205 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 Pakistan +144 Poland +111 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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degenerate

boomers world man, we're just living through the end of it.
>death rattle

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LOL

“The reason why you would want to do that is if somebody comes in, tests positive, if you send them back home they’re likely to infect the people that they come in close contact with in their home, so then the virus continues to spread,” DeSantis said during a news conference at the state Emergency Operations Center. “If they have a place to self-isolate where they’re not going to be in close contact with anybody, then the virus dies with them.”

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>Dude, Trust in China

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i don't have the money nigger. what am i supposed to do? also some of are not so pathetic they can waste their lives home alone living off the government. at that point literally consider suicide.

choose one
>150 million in poverty
>50,000 seventy year olds dead

seems easy to me

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>When someone has an infection, I’m used to seeing the normal colors you’d associate with it: greens and yellows. The coronavirus patients with ARDS have been having a lot of secretions that are actually pink because they’re filled with blood cells that are leaking into their airways
archive.is/5hhjk
There are retards out there still not taking this seriously

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muh olympic games

How long you been using this meme for? Four? Five Days?

Hell yeah, but i already finished off the corona chan part 2 pastebin, I can remake a new one if you want

ok chink

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> then the virus dies with them
Fucking morbid, but not wrong

SONG FLU

Wu Flu!
Wu Han!
Wu Flu!
Wu Han!
I got my world rekt
By a wet market
Bat soup is easy
But it’s so greasy, yeah
Wu Flu!
When I just can’t breathe at all
Wu Han!
And I need a hospital
Wu Flu!
Well I cough and I'm queasy
All of the time but I'm never sure which strain hit me
Ventilate me
I got my lungs done
By the Chinese Bung
It's not me coughin’
It's not my coffin, yeah
Wu Flu!
When I just can’t breathe at all
Wu Han!
And I need a hospital
Wu Flu!
Well I cough and I'm queasy
All of the time but I'm never sure which strain hit me
Ventilate me
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
I’m
dead

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Death hotels?

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blimey

twitter.com/RepDeSaulnier/status/1241505755758379008?s=20

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The weekends are so boring with out he markets.

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>USA surpassed us
bros...

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>doesn't use mask, sports the toothbrush anyways

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>being so poorfag you cant ride out a few months
literally your own fault
also
>50k dead
yeah right in your dreams

so it will be like this for the next 5-6 months?

DUDE

is your country lying to you? Canada is making this seem likes it's nothing...

>There are retards out there still not taking this seriously
What am I doing wrong senpai?

Self isolating means I can still chain smoke so...

that map shows everyone in China as cured though

Checked and betting on VIX to make me some shekels.

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They'd be incredibly retarded not to cancel
There are travel restrictions everywhere, it will the the biggest flop of the century

WEED

corona deathrattle orgy when?

Western governments know what China did. You can see it on Trump's erratic tweets, him insisting on calling it the Chinese Virus, Fauci's desperate look, and the absolute unpreparedness of the most advanced societies of all time in history. They know. Alphabet agencies know what happened in Wuhan.
The truth is that China unleashed a biological nuke on the world and no one knows what is the antidote.

Jesus Christ roll the fucking dice then.

Wahhh 2 people in my high school *might* die if everyone gets it. Your numbers are based off the statistics based on people tested, when there's large populations that aren't tested and asymptomatic. It is likely lower than that.

I don't get how people can freak out at even 1 in 500 death possibility. The cumulative probability of dying on your high school graduation night is probably just as high

China is of have the America Virus control

Sounds like the tests don’t work

where do you get that 99%?

Posting for archive reference

>editor of the Lancet says NHS is fucked
>people working there are telling him it's fucked all day
>shill ''''''''''''''''doctor's receptionist'''''''''''''' appears
>no goy everything is perfect here you are a boris is bad man
>she is in the usual shill chains and does nothing but retweet propoganda all day
[[[[[[[[[MIchelle Allardice]]]]]]]]]], obviously works at a paradise doctor's surgery, she had absolutely fuck all to do all day.
Really makes you think. So relieved the NHS is in good hands like hers.

So who exactly wants us dead here?
twitter.com/michelleallar17

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I believe in you Emilio, that one's gonna be a comeback for the books

Trudeau has it

>Cepheid granted FDA EUA authorization for a 45-minute SARS-CoV-2 molecular POCT
Get fucked, virus

No, because China is likely lying about there being 0 cases.

Your stonks are gone kike
They're not coming back
You will have to get a wageslaving job like everyone else

Yep, That's the happeningfag for you.

"It's easier to fool a man than it is to convince a man he has been fooled"
They are still stuck in the general #500 mentality; where they though millions were dead and the CFR was 50% for all ages.

It's both sad and funny to watch it progress into baseless conspiracy theories and bad math.

When do I start eating my reserves food?

Now even though I can still order food or save it for when everybody is in quarantine and martial law and you can't go out?

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>statistically half the anons in this thread won't make it til May
RIP in advance bros

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Fuck off get sanitized
wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

Neh they are preaty serious about it. It's more "we must join together ageinst this great threat ~~and get Duda reelected~~" type of narrative

>If they have a place to self-isolate where they’re not going to be in close contact with anybody, then the virus dies with them.

great start, but the international community needs to apply this logic to China

Is there any NYC hospital footage?

They can only work with what they have.
I trust you are a big boy and know what to do with chink data.

niggers and "itsjustaflu" trump voters

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>is sexually attracted to graphs
Kek

Yeah they're lying. They're making it seem like it's the end of the world. Next cunt who tells me wash my hands is getting a slap.

RIP brain cells, health, hygiene, and honor. Disgusting.

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Would you?

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Think twice before going out and getting a beer or a bottle.

>globalhealthnow.org/2020-03/hold-quarantinis-alcohol-and-novel-coronavirus-might-not-mix

>The bottom line: A glass of wine seems fine, but repeated rounds—especially of hard liquor—or increased alcohol use over days or weeks might suppress immune responses or lead to a greater susceptibility to pneumonia. (Pneumonia has developed in cases of moderate-to-severe COVID-19, the illness caused by the novel coronavirus.)

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so far no pastabros here... damn

It's not just that, it's the fact that some of these people fail to realize that if the number of infected AND symptomatic people is greater than the number of hospital beds and other resources that are needed to keep a person stable (among others), a total collapse of the system is inevitable. THIS is the main reason why they want to contain it as much as possible.

But trying to explain this, among other details about this problem, is not easy for the layperson. I mean if the first thing people think in an emergency like this is buying toilet paper en masse... I think it's obvious what's the end result is.

>falling for a Chinese/Jewish media hoax

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Take a guess

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USA and China are fighting for first place.
14.88.2020 in color

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Standard blurry pic of two generic birds.

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Yes, without hesitation
>He doesn't want Corona-Chan to brutally rape him

Anyone else invest in cruise liners?

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I’m talking about the legions of MIGAtard dipshits who think that you should never, ever follow the government’s advice even if it’s in your own best interest

>if you aren't an obese boomer.
USA will lose half of it's population.

Fuck no go away corona chan, let me admire you from distance.

Highly infectious diseases don't spread you lying kike
Everyone in /cvg/ was aware of this
Hope you took out a mortgage to buy those stocks

Would I what?
Let her inside?
Yes
Let her in my room during this quarantine?
Yes
Let her sleep with me?
Yes
Let her brutally rape me?
Yes

Yeah and by then Japan will have a don't travel advisory because Corona will be everywhere,

You the man!
>Several minutes have passed, you are still locked inside of her and her grip on your wrists are still iron
>nothing has been said during that time, her gaze upon you. You could almost feel a real weight to it.
>She suddenly breaks the silence
"....wh... what's wrong?"
"n-no it... it was..."
>you respond, trying to assert what little dominance you have
She says while releasing your wrists, and lays down on top of you
>You are STILL inside of her, still sporting a semi-erection
>she snuggles into your chest and takes a deep breath
"Excuse me?"
>she's pressing her face hard into your chest, dragging her nails across your nipples
It seems her attitude has changed again
A heavy silence hangs in the air for a moment
>Her nail digs into your skin, drawing a small amount of blood
You answer out of fear
>"Y-yes! I love you, too!"
>Oh fuck you scream in your head, what have you done
She bounces up, a broad smile pasted across her lips

I stopped following it after it went over 80%

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I say there is a 66.67% chance this is true

Go hug some old wops and chinks then tough guy

44% of resolved cases in Italy DIED

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The weak should fear the strong.

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They are doing all they can to underreport, but we see through their bullshit

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Can you add the worldometers chart to the OP links?
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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I wish Corona chan was real bros, god what I wouldn't do to pump her full of massive loads of coom in the mating press.

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NO THOTS ALLOWED

ONLY 100% OF 0-29 YEAR OLDS WILL SURVIVE THIS!! THIS IS AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! WE ARE D O O M E D

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/ourguy/ continues to be the lone voice of reason in this hysterical world

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I'm with Chad here

it's a pass for the waiflu

>Highly infectious diseases don't spread
They literally do, that's the definition of "infectious."

They have to spout white lies or omit some information because hysteria is a real thing. If only people kept calm and followed the procedure none of this would be needed.

And we call ourselves civilised.

LOL stock market will recover after pandemic ends. It's only permanent if you pull your stocks out... Do you get how stocks work? You buy shares, they are valued at X dollars.... Crisis hits, they are now valued at 0.75X dollars.... If you cash out then you have 0.75X * num_shares. If you leave it in and wait a few months/years, it should grow depending on what stock /bond you invested in

imagine those lips wrapped around your cock
fuuuuck

Exclusive: Rich Russians Are Hoarding Ventilators to Protect Themselves Against the Coronavirus

themoscowtimes.com/2020/03/21/exclusive-rich-russians-are-hoarding-ventilators-to-protect-themselves-against-the-coronavirus-a69703

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>YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% CHANCE OF SURVIVING
Why do retards still believe that dying and "surviving and being perfectly fine" are the only 2 options?
You have a good chance that your lung is going to get fucked in the process.

are local landlords crying about not getting renr apr 1st? remember they cannot evict you in this pandemic and cough on them if they try. Cunts have to give you 6-12 months FREE rent.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE

Good answer. We all love our girl

Wiener dogs are bred for wiener

Heads up: we're going to start mass testing in the coming days with new faster test kits so expect cases to jump quickly, this won't be a superspreading event but rather just a shift in strategy.

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Oh yeah, China would NEVER want America and Europe to shut down their economy!

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>Their country is about the size of Austria
Ob du behindert bist, hab ich gefragt.
Japan ist VIEREINHALB mal so groß wie Österreich.

I only know that you cannot be born without parents, a mother, a father, maybe grand-ma and grand-pa.

Unless you're are a schizoid narcissistic deranged psychopath that doesn't care of your relatives, one day you will find out that your nothingburger just paid a visit to one of your relative. That is the very moment that you will realize how retarded you are now.

I'm getting second hand exhausted for user desu

Question is though, is our theory about (((Lieber))) and the Canadian Lesbian Jew and their Chinese cohorts stealing the virus from our labs is true or not. Personally, I think it's true, there's too many cohencidences via paper money trails to not be.

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Yas Forums no font conspiracy, nothing to see here

twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1241480956512534532

America is going to war with China. This letter from Trump to Kim is a temptation to make North Korea join side with America

tfw still under 30

who here /theweakmustfearthestrong/?

you don't need strong lungs to be a neet watching anime, playing videogames, and jerking off all day

is he right though about lower deaths counts? what was U.S. deaths yesterday?

this man makes my blood boil. Reading his tweets and his followers tweets. Its an echochamber, just as terrible as the sjw ones.

youtube.com/watch?v=u8xZQnAnOoE

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>23:36: First 2 cases in the Gaza Strip.

oh no, stay safe palestinian bros

But muh interviews with mild cases who didn't come down with the pneumonia

Not too mention these death rates are before the hospitals fill up and collapse, wwit until that happening and these nothing burgers will shit themselves

STILL NO PROOF OF THIS HAS BEEN PROVIDED OTHER THAN 9 CASES OF 80 YEAR OLDS

pastebin.com/SQnViFb4 here's the ending pastebinned

>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUFF ON SOME REEFERINOS!!!!! ITS THE JEW CABBAGE!!!!!

Faggot

What page is this? Google not helping me out

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Underreporting so they don't have to cancel the Olympics and commit suicide in shame.

Don't blame them, russian healthcare is shit

or maybe Japanese aren't retards, wear masks, behave respectful and take care of their society unless the nigger-tier, mixed, culturally-enriched, parallel-societies in the western world.

>ordered a package in the mail
>got the UPS guy to sign for me and leave it on my front door
>went out to get it two hours later
>wore N95 mask, goggles, beanie, plastic gloves
>put everything in a bag afterwards and tied it up in the garage
>showered afterwards as well

>meanwhile everyone outside is still going for walks, riding their bikes, kids on the playground
Everyone was sent home from work and school and they are treated it like vacation instead of an emergency because of a pandemic

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you only start once grocery stores aren't getting restocked anymore, duh
as long as you can buy fresh food, do so, as there is currently no way to predict how long the quarantine is going to last, australia announced fucking six months, i'm sure most reserves won't last this long, a few weeks at best, so keep it save until you absolutely need it

>Spent the last six years turning my life around, getting my own place, investing my money, growing a nest egg and making connections
>tfw could have spent it playing vidya and watching anime

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Gentlemen, can you help me understand why this nothingburger shill is wrong?

medium.com/six-four-six-nine/evidence-over-hysteria-covid-19-1b767def5894

so when 100% of the 0-29 people survive the rest dies?
So 70% of the populations is going to die and it's not an "EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!"?

You wont do shit.
Wash your hands you disgusting potato nigger.

How retarded are world leaders? They keep trying to play the short game and letting this playout when if they really want to get this over with we need to do a world quaratine, bite the bullet, and deal with the aftermath.

The way every country is approaching this is prolonging this and making it worse all in the pursuit of profit.

I agree with him that it's overblown but he is setting traps for himself with every tweet. He will be btfo in a few weeks and have to move the goalposts. It's worse than he thinks but cartainly not the apocalypse.

vancouversun.com/news/vancouver-man-attacked-by-stranger-who-coughed-in-his-face/wcm/920992ef-57ba-452b-aae8-76c4991ce36e/

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It's literally a drawing.

people have to fucking work, how retarded are you exactly?

>STILL NO PROOF
>he need proof now

fuck

Kek

twitter.com/VictorKvert2008/status/1241355754327678976

oh for fuck's sake it's going to be worse than us in the USA isn't it

Yeah all the people with pneumonia right now are going to die next year if they get "just a flu" or "just a cold bro" due to their shredded lungs. The second wave may not be Coronachan, but literally "just the flu" or "just the cold bro" fucking people over.

Want me to keep going on this story line? I was thinking of making her start up again or going in a different direction where it spends a day in the lives of them two (more wholesome, less sexual. May include some blowjob in a park or something iunno yet)

Very useful chart thank you. At this rate the official number will be 1,000,000 infected officially, and probably more like 2,000,000 in reality.

>2 hours
It lasts on cardboard for days my man

China 0 new cases for 2 days.
I don't believe it's even statistically possible, that a country of almost 1.4 Billion people can have zero new infections, while Europe is currently in the process of getting raped and collapsing.

>this man makes my blood boil.
Yeah it must suck to get BTFO constantly.

They're prioritising old folks who are often in critical condition already.

pastebin.com/CPHftASz Sorry here's the real one, forgot the blowjob ending link

it does can't he just let me be wrong in peace??

I just heard on ABC News on the local radio that there has been online chatter about spreading the virus to "cops and Jews". I've been on here almost every day for months and I've never seen a post about this. So is this just the usual Joo lies or did I miss the posts?

>a huge amount of Burkina Faso's ministers have tested positive for the virus
twitter.com/markc_anderson/status/1241425435776430080

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H-hello? Do you guys remember that corona was patented and developed in France literally by French Jews? You guys remember that French video right? It got deleted.
youtube.com/watch?v=OV5J_slEs9o

Is the Watchmen tv show even any good

What a fucking sperg. The 3 people watching are only there to laugh at you.

electionbettingodds.com/Recession2020.html

They also do coronavirus now

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I'm leaving the package in the garage for like two weeks minimum, forgot to add that bit

they just added a single new case lel

Do what you feel like doing. You did great job so far, no reason to doubt you

Just buy the dip we will be okay.

>nola.com/news/coronavirus/article_7cb2af1c-6414-11ea-b729-93612370dd94.html
Louisiana at 763 cases and 20 deaths
Probably has less to do with spread of the virus and more to do with increase of testing, increased testing is also helping the ratio of negative/positives, meaning our proverbial k/d is getting better

A sexy one at that bro. I'm a visionary, I hope to live in a world one day that can turn drawn dream girls like her in to reality. A world where Corona chan will be my real life waifu, and coom dump.
I DREAM FOR THE PEOPLE!

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prioritizing killing them?

Facesitting user here, I'm good after my request, desu. Just do whatever comes natural to you user. You have any requests for me?

Jesus fuck, 90% of the threads outside of /cvg/, are schizo threads. If this ever passes and the world returns to normal - or somewhat normal, I'm not sure if I'll be able to get used to Yas Forums again.