/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2379 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Coronavirus Generals are the only good threads on Yas Forums since people here are actually civilized and everyone here is fun to talk with. Would be a shame when the virus dies and takes down the threads with it. Until a new virus will originate from China, that is. Only mass panic manages to connect us. Fuck the CCP.

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im only getting 4 to 5 hours of sleep a night family still thinks this is a nothing burger
>look we only have 40 cases its under control!
anyone else having trouble sleeping?

youtu.be/cTPaDbt_USA
Thread groove theme.

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this is the most fun we've had in a while, thanks china for shaking things up a bit you weirdo bunch of bat eating yellow nigs

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Check. Thank you Corona-Chan

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Is there anything to this picture or is Doogie Howser, M.D. trolling?

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China is a paper tiger. We have already gotten into roes with them in March.
navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2020/02/28/pacific-fleet-chinese-destroyers-laser-targeted-us-plane/

I was worried I would catch corona-chan too soon.

That I would not be here to see the shit storm that is about to hit.

Well got my tests back yesterday and Im corona free and hunkered down.

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every thread. same memeflag. i hope the virus kills you.

>Russian military learning from Italian disaster.
Based based putin

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>china is the virus

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is there anyone you have no relation to whose death from corona would unironically upset you?

if you lads want a comfy radio stream for your coronabunker, i made one, originally for Yas Forums but you fellas are welcome too :)
>comfyradio.blogspot.com

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Ive been sleeping 12 hrs a night since being laid off due to the chink plague

Smart thermometers?

I stay up real late and sleep until noon
Can't break the pattern
I live by myself tho

Yas Forums's waifu viruses are getting stronger. Next one will be in billions

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Sorry

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What in fucks name is a smart thermometer?

We're truly living in 1984.

good and based. i sleep about 20 hours a day everyday lol.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8138581/Coronavirus-frontline-NHS-doctor-reveals-patients-dying-agony-just-start.html

We're screwed lads

Why is the economy going down in flames for what is essentially a bad cough? Explain pls

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It is either a kike, leaf, or turk. They are they only ones using memeflags.

Kung Flu, Ching Chong Cough, Meat Market Malady, Beijing Bug, The Chink Cold, Wu Ping Cough, Shaolin Bat Technique, Chop Sick, Achuawei, Small Pecks, Mao's Malaise, Yellow Fever. Chinese Super AIDS, Dr Chu’s New Wu Flu, Dao Syndrome, CCTV Disorder, Shanghai Shivers, Eastern Epidemic, The Peking Plague, Bush Meat Monday, Chink Stink, Factory Flu, Yellow Death, Roll The Dice Rice, Tianamen Square Sickness, Slant Sickness, Asiatic Ache, Batman's Asian Revenge Bat-Chin-Drink, Wuhan Virus, Communist Philanthropist, Nightwing from Beijing, Wet Farm Frog in your throat, Batman and lung Throbin, Batgirl Bash, Wuhan Gone Wrong, Winnie's Whopping Good Time, SARS 2: Electric Boogaloo, The China Unwindah, Dim Sum-Ting Wong, Shaq Attack from Beside Iraq, Lung Kicker from The Rice Flicker, Respirator from The Tank Debator, Zedong Gone Wrong, Beijing Boogie, Szechuan Sickness, Mulan's Disease, Dragon Fever, Pangolin Pow Chow, Weird Food Flu, Pangolins Revenge, Panda Express, Gongrene, Tsingtao Virus, Bat sweet and sour, Wonton Flu, Nguyen's Nut Destroyer, Bat Wings n Tings, Italy Isolator, The Pangolin Punisher, The Wild Wet Wuhan, Bahrain Start Again, Ebola but Swolla, The Soup Droop, High Stakes Lung Aches, Flu By 4, Boomer Entomber, The Stock Market Smasher, The Darwinism Death Drop, Hubei Herpes, Gourmet Gone Astray, Close Quarter Destroyer, Global Gacha, Toilet Paper Caper, The China Commando, Respiratory Reaper, The Flu With A Flair, Chinese Lung Seize, Like Tetanus From Wetness, Yellow Face Mace, Red Flag's New Fad, The Chang Bang, Quaranteenage Dream, The Wetworker, Rick Shaw Slasher, Over Age Killing Phage, Bat Meat Beat, Exotic Ender,
The Six Feet Sneak, Killing Them Coughly, Coffin Cougher, The Wuhan Herse Verse, Biohazard Babe, Lung Pao Sicken, Covid Bryant, Wuu Flu, Sweet and sour sicken, Hong Kong Fluey, Ching Chong Cough, General Tso's Sicken, Ping Ling Pipebomb, The Chink Dink,
Gansu Got You, Rind-A-Ding From Chongqing, Zhuang Do Wrong, Hunan Flu For Nan

what you lads doing when societies start collapsing? I'm gonna commandeer a ship and go pirating up and down the south america coast collecting scalps and Latina harem of sex slaves, become a leader of a death cult around the anime corona-chan images or something, that sounds pretty fun

It's surreal to go outside and watch everyone except boomers moving away from each other. The instinctual fear is strong.

Is there a new edit of this yet?

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yeah i can't sleep either. too overwhelming.

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!

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This. Literally 0% of 0-29 year olds have died in Italy so far.
Only +60 year olds are left to die.

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Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.

Chop Fluey, Jiangxi Cage Skeet, Kung Flu Fighters, Qinghai, Faces Low, Not So Mellow Yellow, Anhui Are Sorry, Fujian Foodie Fuck Up, Me Flu you lung time, Haikou Street Sushi,
The Rice Field Ripper, Rice Ragnarok, Asian Avioli Abuser, Beijing's Bronchial Beatdown, Silk Swolla, Wuhan Lung, Wu Tang Flu, Winnie The Flu, Ding Pow Wow, Yellow Reaper, Chop Sickey, Xi Jinpandemic

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>995 infected
>0 dead
>6 recovered
>4 in critical condition

exblain

Taking my kids up to my mountain cabin up in Tennessee. I have already been up there and prepped it for two years worth.

yo panic fags, calm the fuck down. unless you're old as fuck already on death's door or some lazy diabetic disease-ridden fatty, it's gonna be just fine

now say it with me: nothing...

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Who else /dead/ here?

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>people here are actually civilized and everyone here is fun to talk with
Primal screaming, panicposting and cultish behavior is not exactly what I would define as fun and civilized

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because no one can get their shit from ching chong land, no one is making any major purchases, no one is flying or travelling, do I need to go on

Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.
youtube.com/watch?v=WYH0LskZWVg
youtube.com/watch?v=Yo81j6o97Z4

Here's the website: healthweather.us/
The data is probably more up to date and accurate than what the CDC has, which is notorious for being a few weeks behind in tracking the flu well.

However they can't distinguish between coronavirus and common flus. Also if you look at the yellow spots on the map, you'll see that they are only a single percent or so higher than normal.

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80 million workers in the world's manufacturing continent stayed in their homes and half a world away Wall Street crashed and keeps crashing, and Trump dumped 1.5 trillion shekels for a bailout plus another 800 billion for emergency wartime welfare.

This is the best bioeconomic nuking I've seen in my life.

Don't worry about it but do go outside and get as close to as many people as possible.

Gotta spread that herd immunity

Let's have a moment of silence for all these anons telling us it would be a nothingburger. Let's think back of all these times our normie family, coworkers, roommates laughed at us for prepping and informing. Gentlemen, let's rejoice!

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It's extremely big
Bigger than all white nations put together

i can BARELY stay awake 4 hours a day i feel like i'm peaking on benadryl about 95% of the time for some reason

We had Africa and China, next one should be India.

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kek, tedros redemption arc, when?

Over 30% (~100m people) of your nation is obese

Americans sent half a milion test kits from Italy to the US with their military a couple of days ago

>OMG look at italy and their numbers
>completely ignore that most East Asian countires have the virus under control without resorting to draconian lockdowns
JUST WEAR A MASK

>10 day old tweet
>not even an issue because cargo wasn't b&
yes dumbass trump misspoke but that's barely newsworthy at this point

show flag glownigger

markets got big fat and juicy because cheap labor and over-valuation. some one coofs on the other side of the world and infects thousands of slave-workers so cheap shit gets shut down. all the rich people and insiders see this and sell all their shit before cause a nose dive and creating low investor confidence.
>the rich get richer

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Yes, Same as SARS.
Book
"SARS, Governance and the Globalization of Disease
David P. Fidler"
You can find it on libgen.is is the biblia for this crisis.

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>just two weeks bro

Oh how the turntables.

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Im dead inside.
oshiete oshiete yo sono shikumi wo

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Is it degeneracy to furiously fap to corona chan?

bless

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Because this whole thing is a big set up

How long do you lads think the gyms will be closed?

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Shills are on the rise again, expect some more serious shit to go down

Corona Research Comfy Stream /CRCS/
youtu.be/_R94AeosPVo
https;//twitch.tv/neet_feet
dlive.tv/neet-feet

How's that sign racist? Wtf.

I would understand if it was super ebola we were talking about but not this boomer disease

The virus is a nothingburger, what is a problem is you panickers shutting down everything over a disease that only kills boomers and fatties.

Why is it so common to cremate the bodies? Is it simply governments being efficient? Or are the bodies still toxic after death?

China is only 25% larger than the US. Strikes on the The Three Gorges Dam and Beijing would be enough to cripple them.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,496 (1,378) United States 23,993 (301) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,992 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,128 (18) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 273 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,925 (+285) United States +4,610 (+45) Germany +2,516 (+16) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1,248 (+24) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +343 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +131 (+4) Canada +241 (+7) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +158 (+7) Japan +47 (+1) Turkey +277 (+12) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Chile +103 (+1) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Peru +55 (+1) Philippines +77 (+1) Egypt +9 (+2) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino +9 (+6) Argentina (+1) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Cyprus +9 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Ghana +5 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +205 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 Pakistan +144 Poland +111 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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yes

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Cultish behavior is the most fun part

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When the west starts testing 10k people a day, we'll be able to compare with SK.

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Kys, grandma of my frend died this morning.

Is it even possible to accurately estimate what store shelves are going to look like as this develops? i mean if things are all locked down things don't move, but if the virus doesn't really kill the people who shift the goods then it stands to reason that necessary supply chains could be made to run right? i suppose that's what's so scary, not being able to guess.

It is SARS you dunbfuck
It's literally a strain of SARS and chinks went out of their way not to call it SARS

No it gives her energy. I'm going to do it all night for her!

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one point. the flu season is ending. much of flu-like symptoms no longer make sense as it gets warmer

Just shows that this "economy" is just pure BS

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>/cvg/ is still more afraid of le viruse than the dire economic consequences of it

cope harder faggot

Thanks for good material

I'm Swedish not a glownigger. Yas Forums doesn't detect my location for some reason while whatismyip and whatismyipaddress do. Proof: svennar har ingen kultur dom käkar kebab.

It could hurt feels

>Corona is a hoax
Kys, do a favor to everyone

Can someone make a hazmat or face mask edit for me?

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>1 month from now 1,000,000

it's saying you can only get it from china but corona is worldwide now

>doesn’t have older family members to worry about

pretty sad user

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SARS wasn't natural

So, it's likely this one isn't either

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and who do you think is buying stocks, houses, flights, if not boomers

Kinda wanting off this ride

>#2379
Do you fags even have lives?

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The US has 320 million people
China has 1.4 billion
How on earth did you get the 25%

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Is it more dangerous than we think?

We hit 13,000!

>Is it even possible to accurately estimate what store shelves are going to look like as this develops?
Yes: empty

Yup

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COVID more daily deaths than flu, worldwide. And only 3 countries have just started to get numbers. Imagine when 100 countries start to grow the numbers

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Just kys, do a favor to the gene pool

Would've happened anyway.
99% of people who die from this have underlying disease that put them on track to death.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

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When there are no masks?

Oh no. She has down syndrome

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S-stop growing!

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0 - 29 year olds have the highest chance of survival, therefore they receive the ventilators, while everyone else is left to die.

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>kebab.
it's ok, you pass

Who cares?

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Louisiana updates at 9:30 AM and 5:30 PM every day, but they failed to update an hour again. Uh oh.

where do you think we are?

>MUH ECONOMY

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at least these """people""" skin their food and cook it. have you seen how chinas eat bats?

Corpses highly infectious, also funerals are a big no no

Just wanna let you liberal faggots know that if Trump gives me NEETbuxx I WILL be voting in him in November instead of Biden. First I was Yang-Gang, then I was a Bernie-Bro, I thought I'd Ride for Biden, but it turns out you just can't quite beat NEETbuxx.

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buy a cotton mask and boil it every night faggot

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die.

My Body is real for Real Life Run and Gunner. People where I live are hoarding ammunition like crazy.

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>thinks people prepping for months weren't fully aware

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Facesitting user, I haven't forgotten. Sorry, it takes me a minute to write and these threads go by so fast.

>she has gripped your hands by the wrist and is holding them at an awkward angle, not allowing you to get any leverage
>her muscles inside are flexing, coiling around your member
>you can't believe she can get any tighter
>her face is twisted into a smile of joy and understanding, she clearly doesn't think this is wrong
>her speed has picked up, wanting you to cum
She slams her hips down onto your pelvis, causing a deep pain
Her eyes lock with yours while she bends your arms into an uncomfortable position.
>Small amounts of pain and large amounts of pleasure are being inflicted to you
>Her body bounces to life, ramming your cock into her canal

“Yeah we cleared it all up like China it’s fine now” >_>

Yes
Medics confirm virus goes brain and heart muscle.
Affect Children and young people too!

Land area. Square kilometers. Striking the Three Gorges, Shanghai, and Beijing would take out their economics and split the country down the middle with flooding.

If you dont "destroy" your economy the fucking virus will.

>oy vey, go to work goy. Your family are dying but that's no excuse to be out of your cubical

Motherfucker, I hope you will die soon.

>It is SARS!
>It's literally a strain of SARS
So it's not SARS.

no it's actually very safe bro

Will we finally trigger the second circuit breaker on Monday?

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Chink tier empathy, neck yourself

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he wants cities to keep trading monopoly money after 10 nukes? wtf

Can someone give me the Pembroke Pines national guard COVID-19 testing information?
Im palm beach bro, showing symptoms.
Help.

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No, it is beautiful and you should do it as much as possible.

D O
I T
F O R
H E R

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Oh God Florida Governor just said he's going to use China's model of putting people in "isolation centers"

You mean: Grow more

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Can't wait till u die of it cuck

We're way past the economic question, at this point it's a given it will be fucked to a global reset
Your only economic worry now is if three chickens can be bartered for a milk goat

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