CAN/pol/ - Coofer edition

>only a few dozen cases

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east vancouver, lots of shops closed or takeaway only. gas is cheap and i’m working monday.

>If I get hungry, I will eat Doug Ford.
It's only supposed to last 18 months user.

A true Canadian tradition

Report is you have chinks near you so other non subhumans can avoid the area

currently dead here, succumbed to the virus like a week ago

none in vancouver it’s safe so come have a beer with me

Good man Johnson, report back in one hour with a status update!

n-no u

Cozy in Coronto ATM

Just making planz with muh broz to head innawoods and set up a streamer/gaymer cabin and raid surrounding towns for supplies.
Should be pretty awesome.
My one bro, went camping with his family in Algonquin park, so he's basically a survival expert. He's been watching tons of youtube vids on making a fire and stuff like that.
Another bro, went hunting with his uncle once and has a pellet gun, so we're covered for food and raiding. I'll probably kill a moose right away, so we have enough food for the winter.

Going fucking bad ass Im telling ya. My mom even gave in and bought me a whole bunch of lunchables.

I got my gaymer laptop I built from scratch and wish.com parts. It's beast broz.

Gayme, stream, raid towns, chill with muh broz, I honestly can't wait,

My mom even said she's cool with it so whatever.

Calgary here.

Still salty that gyms closed. One of the lucky few to still have work though.

GB is probably the best part of Ontario. Only whites and natives. Water is so fuckin clean you can sip it straight from the lake. Fiddleheads and wild leeks abound. Deer everywhere. Fuckin feel sorry for cityfags right now.

>youtube vids on making a fire
just buy a few lighters bro, they are easy to use

Started a new job in February, laid off now. My boss called me and said he wants to keep me after this whole thing is over with, but who knows how long this will take.

Who else got job cucked?

^_^ HORING UP WERY GOOD :D

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We want a more authentic experience ya know? LIKE DUH ya we know about lighters, but we wanna test our canadianess.
Everyone says gaymers and streamers are losers, but we'll show em.

Had deer the other morning in my backyard
that feel

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>dude we have fire now but I'm too tired to do anything anymore, let me die warm

t. Coping with your exponentially worse situation than Canada's. Within the week you will be Italy-tier. Stay mad, mutt.

who /london/ here?

Bro, Ive been training on my walking simulator and even able to do one push up.
We're going to find an already built cabin and just take it over. Come on man, are you like not planning this seriously??

reposting

Surrey Memorial Nurse pleads for people to stay at home. Says the media cannot report on the number of cases because they simply cannot keep up anymore. The inflow of critical patients is constantly increasing.

files.catbox.moe/28qpbm.mp4

This video was posted to Reddit, and then removed: reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/fmaphf/enjoy_the_sun_go_for_a_walk_but_please_maintain/

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Less exciting than bears or Fishers though. Those god damn Fisher cats are fucking fearless. Chew the damn face off a porcupine, those dirty bastards. Had a family of them stalking my porch a while ago, greasy fuckers.

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Rural AB here, laid off since Feb for non-disease reasons.
Anyone know anything about the mentioned GST return increase?
Broke as fuck right now.
Also, seems like people are really taking this shit seriously, whole town's mostly dead and Calgary was barren last night, is the rest of the country this dead?

Canada is full of Chinks. A fucking lost cause.

But i'm already in a cabin inawoods user

74.3% European

Fucking mutt

>5% chinese vs 15% black and 20% plus spic
>y-your n-not white ok????
Amerimutt cope is delicious

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Waterroo here.
Absolutely full of chinks, always has been.
Never liked them, and this virus is just more of an excuse to vocalize it.

Here comes the BBC posts

I suspect one of these little bastard to have killed my last cat

Yeah they do that regularly, even large dogs too. People think they're harmless because they're small but once you've had one of those fuckers stare you in the eye or heard one screaming like a banshee in the woods you realise they're actual fucking demons. I just wish the things were still worth $2000 a pelt.

see you on the other side user
good luck with your death

I just stock up on Bootleg Maple Product. This feel weird.

If you're running around Vancouver you're an idiot. Where I live near DTES it's pretty barren. Pedestrian traffic down by 90%. Even homeless traffic down, but they usually only come around here for the recycling depot.

I'm situated by a major inter-city road/highway, by the harbor, by the trains. I'm in the heart of the shipping infrastructure. Cars and big-rigs are down. Trains seems constant/normal. Shipping ships are still moving normally, less cars in the port parking lots.

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I’m on Vancouver island, not leaving the house except for walking in the forest and prepped for a few months.

T. Joe Gupta

I'm up in northern BC, fsj, work for me is still steady and busy. I got food poisoning the other day and panicked I might have covid but nah.

My personal life isn't affected much other than grocery shopping is fucking hard.

Are you saying even the Hastings fiends are staying "indoors"? That's both hilarious and worrying. You know shit's bad when the addicts aren't wandering. Gonna have to ask my Coronto frens about the tweaker situation. If there's nobody dissembling e-bikes in front of the Yonge and Wellesley Tim's then these truly are the end times.

You live in the least white country in the west by a significant margin and your impotent cope is very transparent. Go cry somewhere else, Jamal Hernandez diLuigi O'Reillyberg. Enjoy your significantly higher death rate you genetic bingo card.

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Niagara Falls here. Also known as Canada’s Osgiliath from the Amerimutt horde in New York for centuries.

Capitalist gimmicks and boomer casinos are empty and quiet. I’m seeing families walking together in peace near the beautiful river. I could get used to this, as long as the mutts don’t cross the river all is well in the south.

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Do Ontario fags really think being located in the middle of Ontario is being “in-a-woods”? Holy fuck they really do think they are the centre of the universe, I hope the coofers get them

>as long as the mutts don’t cross the river
Theyre extremely buoyant, this is a real risk. shoot them full of holes before they make it across. Hopefully the roadblock gaps are narrow enough to prevent mobility scooter passage.

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Chang detected

It's literally just two cities, Vancouver and Toronto. They make up loke 99% of Canada's nonwhite population

Yeah, London. What's actually going on in the city? I've been hiding out in my apartment for a week.

My work is still open. Restaurants and shit like that are closing.
Taking all the hours I can get.

so should I not go on a date tonight? is it safe?

Is he clean?

Figured I might as well enjoy what freedom remains. Kind of expecting this kind of thing to be stripped in the coming weeks.
Easy up there to forget the world is burning.

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Lol we're fucked.

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Vancouver fag here, expecting things to really kick off any day now. Provincial government dragging their feet as usual.

Montréal reporting in, every day I lose more and more hope of the big Happening... stores started to be full of supplies 80% of the day they’re even having sales in the heart of downtown. Guys... i think we’re gonna make it... fuck are we latching onto nothing? I want it to be the huge fucking end but all i see now is faggot schizos starting to outweigh the true redpilled and actually scary stats. I kinda wish the cure gets sabotaged. Im gonna wake up in three months still a fucking wagie. I want my apocalypse anons, I want my fucking collapse. Please I need this. I just want to ride motorbikes in the wasteland with some bros...

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>citycuck shitskin has no concept of how massive Canada is
My property is road-invisible and road-inaccessible late fall through early spring. Sorry not sorry your condo is so small, that's your problem pajeet.

This stupid fucking waterloo airsoft chink and his brainlet take. He is 100% serious.

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Leave it to a Quebec fag to post some shit like this

Noooooo not my heckin BB guns!!!

Gonna be heading there myself soon.

I have a cabin my grandfather built and no it’s not in shithole Ontario where they get 5 cms of snow and think a road is now impassable (and call the army
to help). It sits on a nice lake surrounded by real Canadians and not craft gin drinking transplants from Toronto.

>b-but m-muh uncle
>spot the double down
Metropolitan tears are delicious.

Where the fuck is my apocalypse user, where is it

>every province is 1000km from itself.
Pretty surprising we are one country.