>LATEST CASES 22:14: 122 new cases and 3 new deaths in Spain. 22:01: 269 new cases and 11 new deaths in Washington state, United States. 21:58: 539 new cases and 22 new deaths in Switzerland. 21:57: 123 new cases and 4 new deaths in Sweden. 21:56: 189 new cases in Norway. 21:55: 365 new cases and 7 new deaths in Germany. 21:23: 217 new cases in Texas, United States.
It's time to take the chillpill and get comfy, anons. Calm down and listen to the best german music has to offer right now. youtube.com/watch?v=TSvgi9z0EBM
Listen up, cause clearly my point wasn't gotten: I'm a trained and practicing psychologist of 30 years and I've had 1000's of patients over the last 3 decades. From general #100 I've been observing. I've only got one thing to say about the type of people who skulk these foul /cvg/ threads:
Their psychopathic behavior and attitude is way more than enough reason not to trust any of the bullshit on here. They suffer from a pathetic, parasitic existence and only wish to see innocent happy people die to fill some sick void. This void was likely caused by some childhood trauma. It's sad to watch really, why they don't seek some kind of help is beyond me.
Stop making this threads. Go outside, get some fresh air. Look at the Diamond Princess. >712 infected, 8 dead It's a near mirror death rate of seasonal Influenza.
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax. You're terrifying your family. This virus will not and can not do substantial damage. There is a mountain of evidence to prove that. As people now stay home; the amount infected will quickly flatten.
It's time to leave this thread, leave this site and leave your computer. It's time for you to move on.
Hunter Reed
All the churches are closed. Can we do Sunday Mass on /pol? Anyone remember the nightly ossuary threads?
unrelated: I'm seeing in the headlines that the DOJ is pushing for the power to detain people indefinitely during an emergency. I thought the government already had the power to do that whenever with the NDAA (national defence authorization act)?
Landon Young
Did they already have the Italy conference thing?
Noah Hernandez
The reason why Germany is so superior in this crisis is because orderliness, diligence, efficiency and high intelligence are extremly helpful to curb the spread. I recieved a phone call already because I had been identified as a contact (15 minutes of talking) of someone who is infected. The health departments are working with extreme accuracy to prevent additional infections.
Germany has such a good cases to deaths ratio becauset the test density is extremely high. Imagine living in a country where only hospitalized cases are tested. Just look at all the jealous flags itt, they can never become only remotely effienct as we are. Their departments are filled with diversity hire niggers and unmotivated slobs, of course they will have more infections and deaths, while we have highly efficient incorruptable civil servants tracking cases and extremely well trained doctors and nurses in well equipped hospitals with plenty of beds and mechanical ventilators. We even took in some French people because we haven't even reached a fraction of our capacity yet.
Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.
Justin Flores
yeah, all factories that aren't necessary are shut down.
Non posso più tacere, la rabbia e il dolore sono forti e non voglio e non devo più contenerli. Siamo un paese in emergenza , in guerra. Sì in guerra, i decreti non servono più a nulla, sono confusi, servono a indebolirci e non a rinforzarci. Sono pallottole al sale quando metaforicamente servirebbero quelle vere. Dove siete tutti voi politici salvatori del popolo, dove siete nascosti, con i vostri sorrisi, i proclami e i video ipocriti e inopportuni. Dove sono le signore con le gambe accavallate che spopolavano in tv difendendo o attaccando a destra e a manca ? Dove siete voi che salendo sulle navi pirata avete incensato e legittimato l'aggressione ai nostri militari della Guardia di Finanza. Dove sono le sardine e i centri sociali sempre pronti a scendere in piazza contro e mai per? Prendete le vostre mascherine, mettetevi una tuta da palombaro e correte a supportare e portare vicinanza ai soldati in prima linea . Sanitari, militari, autotrasportatori, operatori del commercio, volontari e tanti altri che rischiano la vita per tutti noi e anche per voi. Il parlamento è chiuso? Vi riunite due volte a settimana? Siamo in guerra e voi vi nascondete come topi? No, non possiamo accettarlo. Questa volta la misura è colma, penso a coloro che stanno rischiando e combattendo con pochissime armi, a volte addirittura senza. Un popolo si riconosce da chi lo rappresenta, ma io in questo momento non vedo nessuno. Chiudete tutto, lasciando aperti i servizi essenziali per la sopravvivenza, garantendo agli operatori la tutela adeguata. Schierate l'esercito, istituite il coprifuoco, chiudete i confini, i porti, sigillate il nostro paese all'Europa che ci ha lasciati soli e che ci ha presi in giro senza che nessuno dei nostri governati ci abbia difesi. Siamo eccellenza in tutti i campi, cultura, sanità, intelligence, militare ecc. e voi a colpi di decreti a puntate , peraltro confusi e spesso impraticabili, chiusi nelle vostre dimore, nei vostri agi non date l'esempio.
We're all gonna die from this shit but the weather is lovely.
Matthew Gray
MAP UPDATE MAP UPDATE
Wyatt Reyes
>barely 300 deaths A fuckin COMMON COLD
Jonathan Ross
Rollìng for first major public figure to be killed by Corona-Chan:
00: George Soros 11: Recep Tayyip Erdogan 22: the Ayatollah 33: the Queen 44: Joe Biden 55: Donald Trump 66: Bernie Sanders 77: Hillary Clinton 88: Benjamin Netanyahu 99: Emmanuel Macron triples: both Clintons quads: Angela Merkel quints: Pilot dies in mid-flight, crashes entire planeload of Eurocrats into EU Headquarters hexes: Virus mutates. We get Twelve Monkeys shit.
Singles: None of the above. Anons roll.
Jaxon Wright
Non ho sentito né letto un sacrificio da parte vostra, la rinuncia ai vostri benefici.. dove sono i vostri sacrifici? Li devono fare sempre i soliti? Prendete in giro artigiani, piccoli imprenditori, gente che fa fatica ad andare avanti e voi che fate per aiutarli a sopravvivere? Spostate la data delle tasse? Ma come ragionate? Come pensate che riusciranno a pagare se sono chiusi e lo saranno ancora per molto senza avere guadagni? Vergogna!! Siamo rappresentati da un ex partecipante al grande fratello? Questo è quello che meritiamo? No, chiedete unità e cantate l'inno di Mameli ma non ne siete degni. Il popolo lo canta per farsi forza, per sentirsi unito e con un'identità, voi per mettervi in mostra.Un premier non eletto che si presenta con la bandiera europea in bella vista e non con il tricolore per il quale tanto sangue è stato versato dai nostri padri mi strazia. Ora scoprite tutti di essere Italiani a parole, fumo negli occhi per chi muore ogni giorno, ogni ora, ogni minuto da solo, senza il conforto di un familiare. Quanti muoiono a casa? Quanti infettati tra i sanitari, le forze dell'ordine e nel settore commerciale? Siete tutti responsabili di questa che assume i contorni di una strage senza uguali dal dopoguerra. Già la guerra, quella che ho visto con i miei occhi in terre straniere e che mai avrei pensato di poter rivivere nel mio Paese. È il momento dell'unità? Allora ascoltate tutti, munitevi di mascherine e tute e fate squadra, insieme si diventa invincibili. Per il bene del paese mostrate umiltà e collaborazione con tutti. Ognuno può dare un consiglio e un supporto anche se non riveste lo stesso colore politico. È il momento dell'unità, quella vera, per il bene comune. Molti di coloro che attualmente sono al governo non sono stati eletti dal popolo. Siamo mica in dittatura? Cosa mi sono perso?
Elijah Baker
>shitty virus cannot infect you when you're locked in your home and socially distancing from loved ones Wow, so it's still just a nothing-burger? Call me when it starts invading your personal space and killing you in seconds. Dicks.
Basta, ora urlo forte il mio dolore, prima che sia troppo tardi..ma forse lo è, obbligate la gente a stare a casa in ogni modo possibile, correre e andare al mare deve diventare in questo momento di emergenza un reato, o siamo tutti assassini. Chi corre per esibire un fisico da statua greca quest'estate, il mare, andando avanti cosi lo vedrà con il binocolo. Forza non si molla, avanti, non si arretra. Siamo partiti tutti insieme e torneremo tutti uniti a costo di portare a spalla i nostri feriti macchiando le nostre divise del loro sangue. Non è il momento della brillantina o del rossetto, è l'ora di indossare ognuno la propria divisa e combattere in prima linea dando l'esempio . Sono cattolico, ma chiedo al Santo Padre di elargire non solo con le preghiere il suo aiuto , chiedo perdono a Dio per questo pensiero, ma non posso più stare zitto . Non dormo sentendomi impotente mentre i miei fratelli e le mie sorelle si ammalano e muoiono combattendo. Basta, datevi da fare , basta stare seduti in poltrona e combattete
Parker Bennett
Ok Mehmet
William Johnson
Shit's fucked, and it's only just now gotten al dente.
Mason Nguyen
I know we can't trust China but can we trust South Korea?
>Go outside, get some fresh air. I am sorry but that is not possible anymore. We are on state wide quarantine.
Levi Hughes
As far as I see it, there are three acute stages (or clusters) of emotion that occur when a grown adult shits their own pants. First, the realization of what's to come: a sudden, gripping panic, quickly joined with the burning need to prevent it at all costs. You know what's about to go down, and you know that you have to stop it no matter what. Even if you have to put your life on the line. "Dear God, this can't be happening. I will not let this happen."
But, of course, all the willpower in the world cannot stop this torrential flow of hot mud. So, as the dark deed commences, these emotions will slowly melt away into the second stage: a combination of sadness that it's happening, anger that you've let it happen, and, ultimately, acceptance that you can't stop it now. You can't unshit these pants. It is at this point that most will try to will themselves into astral projection just so they don't have to be present within themselves for the duration of the shitting. "Why? Jesus Christ, why me? I thought I was a good person. Good people don't deserve this."
The third and final cluster of emotions comes to you as you sit there, used and broken, with the fresh-brewed stew quickly growing cold around your ass. This is the moment when all faith tends to leave the average human soul, and when most people begin to truly understand that the universe, chaotic and unfeeling, truly does not care about them. "This is the end. This is the end of everything. This body of mine is nothing but a husk, now."
Angel Gonzalez
>EU sent China 50 tonnes of respirator/ventilator machines instead of giving them to Italy
>Be China >Coof >Arr is grod evelyone I go eart barsourp >Coof coof >Arr is grod >Cooof Cooof Coof >Need mole barsorup >Cooof Cooof Cooof >Why evelyone dyring? >Cooof Cooof cooof >Evelything is fine whierty
Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers may be higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)
>Well, he coughed his lungs out, but thanks to our efficient health system we know he also had diabetes so I will be marking that as a non-covid death. Yes, thank you. Next patient please.
Nolan Perez
just cause you're doing more tests famalam. Corona-cup is a game between italy and spain right now
Corona is a hoax. >Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season. >Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims. youtube.com/watch?v=WYH0LskZWVg youtube.com/watch?v=Yo81j6o97Z4
Caleb Hernandez
Breaking quarantine is illegal Advocating for crimes is illegal Reported
Henry Morgan
cringe
Eli Gonzalez
This is probably a good time to watch GitS, thank you for the music user.
Elijah Smith
rollin. There had to be others that die too besides Bernie.
If we ask pastor Steven L. Anderson, will he livestream for us?
Dylan Barnes
Fuck off with your garbage meme.
Zachary Lopez
It's almost like China still needs those ventilators, but why would a "contained and cured" country need them?
Robert Rogers
Most big cities will end up infected and mostly all die. Only people surviving will be people living in huts or isolated houses in the forest, who could in worst cases live self sufficiently.
Spain's healthcare system is about to go under. New cases will simply die. France will reach that point soon and Germany a while after. UK is predicted to possibly become worse than Italy.
Every political leader that does not implement strict curfews today has the blood of their people on their hands. Think of the people you know. Family, coworkers, acquaintance. Especially the older and less fit ones. Someone will not make it through this.
Yas Forums has some of the most informed people on the planet and still most can't feel what's actually coming. None of the things you can do right now to prepare yourself go too far.
Imagine living in China right now, youre government giving away equipment to other countries whilst outbreak is still going on and possible worse 2nd wave
Won’t calm down until my laptop has had it’s graphics card replaced, imagine spending the lockdown using an eight year old gaming laptop to play vidya...
Most people are in lockdown at home now; the virus will run out of hosts in a couple weeks and it'll level out. >inb4 shilll shilll It's just the truth, sorry.
Josiah Clark
I hate rollfags
Wyatt Moore
Is Berni gona be the 1st one for the 3rd time?
Daniel Cook
Here are the numbers for outside of China. Columns from left are Infected, Deaths, Deaths per day. Red columns to the right are projected numbers obtained by multiplying the prior day's numbers by 1.2. The new cases aren't keeping up with deaths. Not enough testing being done?
They're keeping the ventilators which is what matters, why else do you think Boris is scrambling to have them made. Masks might stop you catching it but ventilators can help you survive once you're infected
James Long
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>Celebrity faggots singing a commie song, despite the fact that the virus and the subsequent pandemic was caused by a commie government
Cameron Ortiz
and we have a winner
William Hall
>"I... I can't..." while still leaning close to your ear and raises her hips and slowly pushes downwards over your member She raises again and lowers >She leans up, sitting erect over your crotch She says while pointing to the intersection where you are joined together "y-yes." >She raises her hips and lowers her hips in a slow methodical motion Her rhythm keeps pace, not slowing down or speeding up >"C-can we please go a little faster." Each bump is playing hell on your mind, her insides are way too good >She teases you like this for the next 6 minutes, Oh thank god you yell in your mind >Her speed doesn't change much, only slightly faster
Angel Adams
80 million workers in the world's manufacturing continent stayed in their homes and half a world away Wall Street crashed and keeps crashing, and Trump dumped 1.5 trillion shekels for a bailout plus another 800 billion for emergency wartime welfare.
This is the best bioeconomic nuking I've seen in my life.
Alexander Mitchell
So we're just going to exist in a constant loop of isolation/distancing - normality for the foreseeable future?
Brandon Scott
400,000 tomorrow?
Jayden Kelly
China sold this equipment Sold China is making money with this pandemic
UK getting worse than Italy was mentioned frequently on German TV today. And Yas Forums knew it before already
Mason Parker
Eager for new pic?
Adrian Johnson
0-100000 was actually all the time before it happened retard. Literally infinity
Brayden Wilson
random old folks home got infected I think
Robert Harris
>>EU sent China 50 tonnes of respirator/ventilator machines instead of giving them to Italy where does it state that the EU sent China ventilators/respirators?
Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.
Why are you fucking idiots panicking over this? This is only going to hit you hard if you are old or have the beetus. I am pretty sure I got this thing, it was the mildest fucking flu I ever experienced, got better 5 days later. Just lift this fucking lockdown already so I can go back to my business, I have gains to make and pussy to slay.
Christian Russell
the world coundn't be that lucky.
Christopher Ortiz
they're perfectly qualified to be health minister
Jacob Green
definitely will survive, nice hazmat suit
Henry Mitchell
Wait till Africa starts contributing, millions per incoming.
>how do you feel about the way your country is handling the pandemic badly. deaths are rising here faster than Italy at the same point >what do you think your future looks like? Bleak. I'll survive though.
Roastie probably had that suit for fetish purposes way before this corona virus thing
Jack Nelson
Soon
Jack Young
still in denial but I want that to continue until Friday because that’s when my laptop should be fixed, replacement graphics card should arrive by Wednesday.
Aaron Butler
Kek
Lucas Russell
welcome to earth 2020.
Ryan Long
/GBG/ Greek Borders General
GET IN HERE
Nolan Hall
Nicely done..so 4.12% death rate of reported infected numbers..and that's with healthcare systems still coping.
Rollfags are shills that aim to slide a thread to keep any exposure of relevant info to a bare minimum, effectively reducing discourse to crayola-level emotional impressions. Same with the "this poster is a [meme]" arrowfags.
Noah Williams
>57 year old Manhattan lawyer dies after saying he was improving Wow what a surprise, a lawyer telling a lie
Carson Collins
It has different symptoms than the flu No runny nose, dry cough, lung pain and trouble breathing Gtfo larper
Daniel Roberts
Here's todays update for the USA...I started keeping a record when we started testing.
I wouldn't call myself a nothingburgerfag, but I thought it will end up having about 1% CFR once more mild cases are discovered. Still not sure if it won't.
Brody Ward
seems like I'm not forced to wageslave during the apocalypse anymore. I'll prepare for Corona-looters in the meantime.
if you lads want a comfy radio stream for your coronabunker, i made one, originally for Yas Forums but you fellas are welcome too :) >comfyradio.blogspot.com
>COV-19 What's that? You mean Chinese Bat Ass Aids right?
Xavier Sanchez
this shit is definitely gonna cause a crack down on the freedom of the internet. 0 doubt that governments will blame fake news spreading online of causing deaths thanks to the virus. Fucking boomer bureaucrats better all die off from this.
Jose Phillips
>Reading comprehension
oh the irony! No wonder you insipid fucks known world wide as retarded.
Cooper Williams
I know. I have been for years. I was helping the new ones.
They are trying to bribe to EU and to not bomb the shit out of them; when all of this is over. Which, we(USA) might very well do.
