>"Youths" robbing a Sainsbury's
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>Chimpout roundup from last night
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>Social distancing enforced globally
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>Tesco, Asda, Aldi and Lidl go on hiring spree
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>Toilet roll alternatives blocking sewers
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Are we still commies lads?
Bojo-Lenin-Karenism!
First for are Mozza
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Tories are socialists and you're wrong if you think differently.
Fuck this nothing burger and fuck the virgin doomer LARPers.
How are tories socialist?
Don't be racist. Be Better. Be British.
fucking hate commies
Not racist mate
>
we're never going to get a vaccine in time, even if they can somehow get around the ADE.
>IT'S CHINA'S FAULT WE HAD OPEN BORDERS WITH THEM AND RELIED ON THEM FOR ALL OUR MANUFACTURING
WE’RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING GET INFECTED!!!
Me too, but I like larping as a commie
Lads reckon it'd weird a bird out if I bought her back my place and she sees I dont even sleep on a bed or owt and basically only own my PC and clothes?
shoot yourself in the back of the head
ate china luv tories simple as
Need a photo lad
she's going to laugh at you and leave
Dont use a phone mate. Why would I wanna be tracked everywhere?
thas not reyt pal
Wash your hands, lads
not a nazi larper, but nationalism and socialism is obviously the best system
A dont like feeling cluttered in so I live as minimally as possible.
Are Labour socialists?
Just seen a picture of Woes in a nice shirt.
>wash your hands while driving
Why are people retarded?
Well you're a Nazi. (And that's a good thing)
Labour doesn't have a central ideology and can be anything from Blairites to SocDems to Socialists, spastic
>bed
>clutter
wew
Has he lost weight yet?
This is what your typical pot-noddle eating cunt looks like
hes lost weight and all the good lad
"Nazi" is a slur. A national socialist proudly calling themselves a "nazi" is the same as a black man proudly calling himself a nigger. Pathetic little slaves, both.
You envy the simplicity of the pot noodle
Sure thing, let me just open up my hand gel and was for 20 seconds while I drive this 18 wheeler.
On an unrelated note, harvested some vintage Internet today lads, does this count as hording?
Nice sport bra you got going user
Just hold the wheel with your knees while you wash em, simples
>On an unrelated note, harvested some vintage Internet today lads, does this count as hording?
those must be 20 year old
fucking lol
>modem sounds
Me mum was a bit of a hoarder so I ended up like this. Been considering getting rid of computer as well an going completely off the grid.
>mum has a cough
>is still going down the shops etc
>asked her to stop doing that and she comes out with "what's for you won't pass you"
I love my mum lads but I can't stand her stupid housewife truisms and retarded mentality sometimes.
All Greggs locations were unharmed, and remain open for business. Sleep easy Britain.
I'll always have a soft spot for woesy, he was my friend simulator when I was a mentally fucked alcoholic NEET
why are you on /brit/pol if you havent got a clue about pol
I see chocolate rations have gone up again.
Doubleplus good.
The clues he was going to turn out to be a tranny were there all along.
What did Amazon mean by this?
>UK coronavirus death toll soars by 56 in a day to total of 233 as youngest victim is revealed as 41 years old and 5,018 people in Britain test positive
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Kneecap that bitch for her own good user. Only way lad.
how should natsoc be marketed post corona-chan?
These had been left under a roll of old carpet in some woodland. Their brethren used as bird scarers (hung on twine).
Has anyone ever seen an adder in the wild?
Hammond and May are on this. We will have a "hand washing while driving machine" within 48 hours.
>£6.66
Not racist, just don't like 'em
yes lad. and grass snakes.
I've seen her in the wild but not adder.
Another BASED and DECEITPILLED headline.
>All new victims in England had underlying health conditions
Yes.
>what's for you won't pass you
what does that even mean
Trying to shag this bird lads.
We went out and had a nice night out with a bit of dancing last weekend but now she says she is sick and taking time off work
>even though she works from home
>kek that wage gap monster eh?
So I suppose I'll just send her texts asking her if she's feeling better until we can meet up again
Is autism an underlying health condition?
is master brew still around anywhere?
Yes, saw one in Dartford Heath when I was 12.
Ever seen Final Destination?
What is (meant) for you will not pass (by) you. Your destiny cannot be avoided.
if it gets you it gets you
fatalism
must be a slav or a paki
My mum's been actively prepping and getting more and more Yas Forumsack in her attitudes for the last couple of years, she's bugged in and told everyone to stay the fuck away from her. I love my mum.
thought he killed himself after doing the "roaring for rory" cringe LARP
1st and 2nd BASED!
My step-dad once had a canal boat and some chavs burnt it down.
overt Satanism is all around us lads.
Simple as.
niggers hate white people FYI
imagine the inside of its mind
you send her texts
i'm clogging her toilet
we are not the same
get a fucking load of cryptonigger over here.
funny how they always find an (((underlying condition)))
yeah thanks for that memeflag
think he stopped making stuff years ago lad
>NOOOOO! NOT IN THE HECKIN' HULL DAILY MAILERINO!
>it's probably some temple offerings...ritually shaped soul tokens or something
>almost everything they used to do was connected with religion back then
>people who say this is ancient science are being ridiculous
>There is no proof they used advanced maths during the early part of the 3rd millenium...that all came later
get the fuck out of our thread, mutt
shoo, go back to your cuck porn
>day 1 of normie quarantine
Timothy James Byrne here in my intensive care unit in Stoke Mandeville. I can hear an electronic beeping noise all night and I want them shut down.
scum
Whatever became of Godwinson?
i would like to learn more about NatSoc.
It's clear in the short decade under Hitler, Germany achieved remarkable things.
And his people loved him.
Largest crowds.
Highest voter approval.
Something about it must work.
Perhaps it just needs to be balanced with a rock solid bill of rights,
then people dont need to fear the facist leader can abuse his power.
IMO, China is actually Facist today.
They have pivoted to capitalism
But still maintain absolute single party control
What is that?
Facism.
This is why China's development has skyrocketed in the last 2 decades.
And is now set to overtake the US and become the number 1 economy.
(well at least before this corona shit. convenient...)
have any of you been buying shares ? do you plan to if market falls more on monday?
based
hes still around
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Hell yeah BOI
kek
hi bongs, ah you guys have problems with “youths” too do ya. Cheerio gents
"Underlying health conditions" includes being overweight, being asthmatic, or having diabetes, so you're fucked m8.
>My step-dad once had a canal boat and some chavs burnt it down.
I recon, it was you, as he was knobbing your mum, innit?
PPP said he was coming back to Youtube with a show and a new intro a few days ago but that never happened.
Why?
he gets 100 viewers a video talking about dumb american e-drama
from what i could tell stumbling upon his new channel the other month
think he posts here sometimes tbqh
Hitler was simple. Currency backed by labour. International trade done by barter and trade of good and services, not by trade of currency. That's all you need. That alone is why he was aniihilated and why the German people were humiliated and continue to be humiliated.
based Orwell poster.
best instruction manual ever.
double up on your chain mail gloves
Ghost her for a few days till she texts you.
nah point mate. im a zoomer and the money markets will be gone in my lifetime.
im investing in life skills. woodcraft, growing veg, fucking ladies and such like
It will be in the post-coronachan world
Property is theft
based
LOICENCE
He and Barb are going to die of the infection aren't they? Barb probably will die but I think Chris will be okay
So basically this coof only kills off the elderly and general dregs of society. Sounds quite based to me.
Yep. I've been drip-feeding money into a mutual fund slowly, it's basically guaranteed money in a few years when this all blows over. There's literally no better time to get into the stock market than now. And if everything is fucked and it doesn't return to normal, then who cares about the money I've lost?
>Others feel alienated because they are essentially foreigners and wouldn't be here in a healthy political climate.
fucking hell, this is too based for corporate media
amazed they printed that without a two page long critique of why it's racist and some expert guidance from a (((psychologist))) about how the guy who wrote it just wants to fuck his mother
I suppose there'll be furious screeds printed against it in the coming days though
I don't think Barb has much longer left in her either way.
30% death rate outside of china. it doesn't discriminate, plenty of otherwise healthy 20 year olds are on life support.
Too much power
At least they got that bicycle wheel and 90's car stereo off the streets, can sleep now.
Yes
>plenty of otherwise healthy 20 year olds are on life support.
SOurce.
what do you want me to say
Thinking about all the girls I should have . shagged but didnt.
Yeah I'm thinking she needs the ghost treatment for a bit.
She's actually really nice to be honest lads, raised well, believes in Jeebus and so on, but she's still a female in the current year so I guess I need to act like I couldn't give a shit
> There's literally no better time to get into the stock market than now
I am no expert, but surely some sort of upward trend is better than a downward one.
The lads that were posting about driving lessons/tests.
>Driving Tests and Heavy Vehicle MOTs suspended for up to 3 months
gov.uk
>italy still only at the beginning of the epidemic in absolute terms
>800 deaths/day and rising rapidly
>other countries not far away from this point
uhh lads
I'm black british and proud of it
are you a lesbian couple then?
This
well, since you ask and you have a memeflag, ideally nothing
Bull markets are good if you're already invested in the market, bear markets are good if you want to get cheap stocks and anticipate that it'll recover.
superpower 2020
still talking to me then?
sick of the game, lad. I used to think nothing of being a dick to girls but I suppose I grew a bit more heart and suddenly it's harder to just act like a nigger in heat
Yes. Up close, seen a slow worm too. Had to move it out of a parking area.
what is happening here?
hand sanitiser
Lads I just sneezed twice
read the /cvg/ pastebin. lots of young, otherwise healthy people are either in critical condition or have died from infection.
They believe cow piss is the cure.
Mate, my dad died, and my mother didn't meet another guy for like 7 years. He's an alright chap, works hard, loves his country. I never felt any hate towards him.
>flag
rip
good lad wifey that up then