What will your waster name be?

In here we brainstorm names you will be called by in the wasteland of the future. It's very important you pick your waster name now. This will prevent you from picking something cringy because you're in a hurry. I think my name will be 9 inches soft. This will trigger pathetic beta males and signal my virility to the womens. What's yours?

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Jew Slayer 9000

Toothless Gang Rapist #4

Nate Higgers

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Bepis

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Handsome Ranger

Kenshiro

Lenny

Pussy Hoarder

I don't know what this thread even means, but here goes:

Salty Donger