/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2377 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Is the detected number 305,000 active cases or does it include recovered?

first for it’s the end lads. It’s been an honour and a privilege shitposting with you all. godspeed gents.

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oh shit italy going full wuhan

ANCHOR CORONA-CHAN POST

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kinda late isn't it....

Is Tom Hanks dead yet?

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Watching corona virus conspiracy shit
twitch.tv/neet_feet
dlive.tv/NEET-FEET

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ya but we can't tell the difference between them so we're just gonna kill them all

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how long until we reach 400,000

Apparently my country found something that works or at least that’s what every news channel over here is chilling
it’s called
>interferon 2-b

LITERALLY all chinks had to do was not eating bats and they somehow managed to fuck it up

>ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
>ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
>ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
>ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
>ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
>ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES
ITALY CLOSES ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PRODUCTION ACTIVITIES

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>no bf in the armed forces to secure me safe passings during the martial law

I hope this shows how useless and sickly obese nurses are.
If you are over 200lbs under no circumstances should you be granted a nursing license.

Get some sleep

>Conte: worst national crisis since WW2

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Wuhan 2: Giuseppes bugaloo

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That's a cute little hairy jew

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Never enough Corona-Chan

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checked

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>Be the only person in family with chronic diseases

i am the only person out of 4 that is not sneezing or coughing or have fever wtf

Its just a cytokine, but I think you need to do it early, once you go ARDS its already too late

is pasta and cheese making essential? my boss says they stoppeddi bufala exports

i subbed and you didnt give me a shout out
im getting a refund

Haven’t they already passed China in deaths and infections?

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WHY ARE THOSE NUMBERS INFLATED OVER WHAT CANADA'S WEBSITE STATES?

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>Spanish hospitals overflowing
imgur.com/a/CIL7quU
>Spanish hospitals overflowing
imgur.com/a/CIL7quU
>Spanish hospitals overflowing
imgur.com/a/CIL7quU
>Spanish hospitals overflowing
imgur.com/a/CIL7quU
>Spanish hospitals overflowing
imgur.com/a/CIL7quU
>Spanish hospitals overflowing
imgur.com/a/CIL7quU

KEK SAVE US

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Rollìng for first major public figure to be killed by Corona-Chan:

00: George Soros
11: the Pope
22: the Ayatollah
33: the Queen
44: Jacob Rothschild
55: Donald Trump
66: Bernie Sanders
77: Hillary Clinton
88: Benjamin Netanyahu
99: Henry Kissinger
triples: both Clintons
quads: Angela Merkel
quints: Pilot dies in mid-flight, crashes entire planeload of Eurocrats into EU Headquarters
hexes: Virus mutates. We get Twelve Monkeys shit.

Singles: None of the above. Anons roll.

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okay boomer

you should lock yourself in your room for 1 month or youll get it

Considering 30k detected today, in the next 2-3 days, 500k before next weekend

I thought they did that 2 weeks ago. And they expect to hit the peak next week because of their half measurements, lmao. They'll be at 100k by wednesday.

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FUGG

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Shouldn't he have done it already?

Second wave is starting in Taiwan. Probably already restarting on the mainland. Good luck everyone

CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Next week

>FL:
>12 deaths
well i was wrong

Fuck off.

Nope, that closed retail shops, not businesses.

your country is lying to you
it's already too late
RIP in poutine

I don't have a sub button

I want mommy corona to sit on me. :(

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I seriously don’t understand why fat people pose for pictures. It’s bad enough when ugly people do it but you have to be delusional to do it ugly and fat

>People will be panic buying pasta even more
Ohhhh good.

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rollen

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that was a nothingburger
just a website listing people that live in cali
to see if any of them have warrants you have to pay

that being said, all my bets are off at this point regarding wtf is happening

>trusting chink numbers

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last thread we got bernie, hillary, and bibi.

Every time a boomer coofs Coronalolis are scattered into the air, sticking to smooth surfaces.
IMAGINE

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Conte: worst national crisis since WW2

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Argentina is the detected number you post how many people currently have the virus or does it include people who have already recovered?

I buy it, you guys are good in the medical field.
Will you give it to gringos Cuba bro?

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You'd have to be a peak xioomer to believe the Chinese figures

So it can actually work ? Did we find the cure ?
I’m going to shove my BLC in my brown ass if we actually cured this shit

CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

Anyone here still toiling in open offices where you share air with 100 people for hours in end?

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chile.as.com/chile/2020/03/21/tikitakas/1584811773_971952.html
>First death here in Chile please add

My brother is a special constable and even he’s being laid off. What, Canada won’t need cops during the apocalypse?

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COME ON USA

Who needs the Olympics when you have this,

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>Died: 12,987
LMAO WTF that's been stuck for 3 days

>you too
meme magic is real and caused the corona virus to infect the moon

Check out the crowd of people that went to see the Olympic torch lighting ceremony.
youtube.com/watch?v=ekHqP6ZQbVo

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I find it very likely that the US Government is going to lie about the corona virus soon. Not as much as China because it's impossible to do that, they don't have the infrastructure or suppression that China does. But it seems obvious to me that they will hide the numbers to try and lessen the economic impact.

What information do we have about different areas? Anons, report in and tell what state you are in, and tell what you have heard about the state of things.

I am in Colorado, we have about 350 "confirmed" cases and it's probably double if not triple that number in reality. Things are getting kind of weird too, I've seen mexicans are casing houses and weirdos are wandering around the streets.

Wednesday?

soros and donald too

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We're on course to kill 5-10% of the population in the US and permanently disable another 20% or more on top of that.

If Trump doesn't do a full lockdown and roll out 100% coverage testing, the US, as a country, will become a failed state by the end of the year.

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=rdyRkhGgNF8

Rollin' for (((George)))

Whole number. He answered a few days ago.

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You mean you didn’t already do this?

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>he doesn't wash behind his ears

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>corona chan is a woman
>ariana grande has a song called god is a woman
>look at the thumbnail for the music video

With our luck it’s going to be even worse.
>we need one government over all others to keep us safe from future pandemics
>get this chip implanted in your palm, it’s proof you’re vaccinated. Without it you can’t leave quarantined areas

curfew in place within one month. these alcoholics cant stay away from clubs and pubs.

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Anyone has the latest version of this?
> Anyone has the latest version of this?
Anyone has the latest version of this?
> Anyone has the latest version of this?

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summary from Conte conference:

>shit just hit the fan
>everything's closed
>stay home
>stay calm
>together we will win

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I’ll trade you some for some baguettes and a cigarette smoking French qt 3.14

Haven't they done that yet? How are people gonna get food and water?

Good enough

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Sauce?

dude why

Ok coofer

Chinky chinky little dick
Eating vermin makes them sick
Spread the flu and spread the plague
A petri dish full of slaves
From spanish flu to Sars and more
Spreading filth from shore to shore
Little bugmen with no pride
No soul behind their squinty eyes
All that leaves their mouth are lies
Take and take and take some more
But the rest of the world is keeping score
Chinky chinky little pest

Your time to pay is here, you're next.

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>CA, WA, NY have the highest deaths
hmm

it's detected. You have to subtract recovered from that to get active cases.

11 get pls

God I fucking hope so.

Oh that's lame he should put how many recovered too at least

He literally said
>supermarkets will stay open, please don't rush to buy stuff

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contracted forces and military taking over. NWO final move for police-state one world communism is now.

>Believing the official numbers

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i'm a public worker, so no
all 65 of us got sent home for telework

Why have you performed oral intercourse with a person of African descent?

DIO MERDAAAAAAAAAA

bro, why...

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>more deaths than recoveries
lmaoing @ martsharters

Is there a cute daddy I can stay with during the crisis?
I can sew, cook and clean. I will spoil you and be ready for you always

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Are you the same user from few threads ago?

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>More dead than recovered in the US

big oof

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What, no Discord or Telegram?

no john campbell

Tuesday morning euro time

Why in the keks name would you do that ?

Nah, countries will use this as proof we need EVEN MORE GLOBALISM.

yeah or maybe some fags are trying to stir up fears for attention whoring and views

Double confirmed from last thread.

Jesus Christ every single of these rollarinos I've seen rolls Bernie immediately
It's over for him isn't it

Any post that starts with I'm an [authority] is larp and should be ignored. Don't even give it the (You) it craves.

Return the gen to its previous quality benchmark. Post more up-to-date graphs.

Wont need cops once the roaming shitskin gangs start driving around in toyota pickups, every single one of the 27 people in the car armed with an ak-47 and several RPG rounds

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ANGOLA, ERITREA, UGANDA CONFIRM FIRST CASES AS COVID-19 SPREADS IN AFRICA

channelnewsasia.com/news/world/angola-eritrea-uganda-confirm-first-cases-as-covid-19-spreads-in-12564220?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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why man wtf

Holy shit anons, after 2k threads of this my asshole is fucking destroyed. Feels like I've got a fat bloody hemorrhoid and it hurts like all hell. Between this and coronavirus stress I'd rather eat a fucking grenade

We're fine ova here. I just don't want the gringos to get it.

>Go outside

So is this retard going to do anything or is he just going to ride the stock market to zero?

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So best case scenario, Northern Ireland's single crematorium will need to run 24 hours a day burning bodies for 4 years 3 months.

People still had to go to work in factories, no smartworking for them

Give me the numbers of Diamond Princess patients still in treatment and I'll get back to you. A breakdown of mild v serious/critical numbers would be great. Thanks.

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I've seen this roll in February and it rolled Bernie every single time

you can find this graph here:
>visualcapitalist.com/infection-trajectory-flattening-the-covid19-curve/?fbclid=IwAR1B9Ygn5RFoBHCvGWG_3WNtqHjoFiBGwDqIuszAg4UYsHxA7fsgii8_Nos

biospace.com/article/stop-the-conspiracy-theories-novel-coronavirus-has-natural-origin/

>debunk this, faggots

Yup, full shutdown
Basically don't fucking leave the house for any reason, except for getting food
Until they decide to bring people food to their homes
Yeah but they kept factories and other workplaces open
It's a month too late

Oh right JUST me then

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Only 2,000 words are allowed in posts total. They have to be concise.

Eight new cases in SC.
thestate.com/news/coronavirus/article241398296.html

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Friend works in emergency services in Taiwan

Agein. This time he will burn out for good

There isn't anything you can do about the stock market crashing when everything is frozen.

They keep reassuring about not closing supermarkets... will they keep their word? If the peak won't show up next week, I doubt it.

OOOOOYYYYYYYYY VEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY GOY THAT'S LIKE ANUDDA SHOAH!

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Dude really ? because I’ve heard otherwise

I'm chief social media analyst for the U.S., I can confirm this post is true.

2377 threads of nothinburger

If there's a way to fuck it up (preferably by torturing & eating a small animal), a Chink will find it.

heh

>Diamond Princess 8 Dead

First of all that’s A LOT.

Second of all how many are cured from it?

>go outside and get some fresh air

We’re not allowed to leave our houses

Did you shave your beard? I don't want to shave mine.

talpra magyar hiv a haza

I miss the days when the definition of a happening at a Conte press conference was mourinho being told he has senile dementia

Time for you to die, friend.

Nice try Corona-Chan. You are not going to get me by letting in a cute infected femboy

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When to a Publix in GA today
>No to
>No cheap meat
>Little to no canned goods
>No thermometers
>Little cheese and butter
>Lots of shelves empty
Wish I wasn't such a poor fag and had a car so my prep would have been even better.

>99% of the post regarding Germany
They have the best doctors the most ICU beds per capita, produce masks and ventilators for a lot of the world, doing a great job contract tracing (why you see so many cases every day but no deaths) They can't keep up indefinitely. They are just doing the best on the planet o7
DUH GERMANY DOH GERMANY HAS SO FEW DEATHS
Yeah keep posting that.

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Hey argie bro can we in the United States Covid-19 plan

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

in the header

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 24,786 (290) Germany 22,255 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,747 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,992 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (18) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,128 (18) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 734 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 273 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +5,403 (+34) Germany +2,407 (+16) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1,132 (+24) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +343 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +131 (+4) Canada +241 (+6) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +158 (+7) Japan +47 (+1) Turkey +277 (+12) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Chile +103 (+1) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Peru +55 (+1) Philippines +77 (+1) Egypt +9 (+2) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino +9 (+6) Argentina (+1) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Ghana +5 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +205 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 Pakistan +233 Poland +111 Ecuador +80 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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HELLO

IS ANYONE GROWING POTATOES HERE?

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of those dead with info available:
A 68-year-old female in Orange County.
A 79-year-old female in Orange County.
A 77-year-old male in Broward County.
A 92-year-old male in Broward County.
A 77-year-old male in Lee County.
A 77-year-old female in Lee County.
lol

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National enforced quarantine.

COMFYS REPORT

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It's coming for you Soros

Just stay inside.

>If the peak won't show up next week
you mean Italy hasn't reached the peak yet!?

>So is this retard going to do anything or is he just going to ride the stock market to zero?
>do something
>stock market to zero
That is one of the best things that could ever happen.

I tweezed out mine. Baby smooth face now.

*lies*

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>didn't even close all factories
>didn't even send soldiers across the whole nation
>didn't even forbid doing sports outside or going in city parks across the whole nation
>didn't even close supermarkets on weekends
Based Conte

USA USA USA

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>Diagnosing people over the internet.

You blew it.

>Another 66
Bernie's fucking dying.

Tha worst is yet to come.jpg
actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/347079-pedro-sanchez-actualizacion-coronavirus-espana

Aren't they giving 1 trillion per day to the banks?

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Thx!

You guys visit local rental boards yet? Landlords are crying crocodile tears about their serfs not paying rent. They can evict me over my cold dead body.

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Nope. Software Dev, we're all working from home now. It's like the NEET-like experience, hope you get it too fren

youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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It's not the amount of beds. It's the amount of ventilators AND how much of those beds are currently in use. For example I think 60% of the US ICU beds are already in use by other disease at any given time.

Did you pass highschool math?

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Rollin for Zion Don

Furiously F5ing for My
>Eating corona-chan's hairy pussy
story from based Writefag

Way too late

Seriously, what's even the point to run it anymore?
Is this just IOC corruption?

It's fine, trust me.

has anybody updated the booby gif?

it's only bad in the north so far, if it spreads south the numbers will keep raising

How is Italy running out of ovens for body burning?

At least we could possibly push huge fucking viking burial pyres up here as a way to mass cremate, but really dude, you guys bake bread and have knives, it would be easy to utilies the ovens of the closed down restuarants and stuff for cremation

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Fuck off, CCP shill robot!

>Be China
>Only reports 80,000 of 14,700,000 COVID Cases
>Arr is grod now whirey

This is true. Free corona treatment is SOCIALISM though right?

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So once this all blows over do you think that idiots will wake p and realize all this globalism and doing business with disgusting chinks, italians, etc. is a mistake? Hopefully this will kickstart a new boom of local and national businesses and factories. Remember to always buy clean quality Made in USA stuff and avoid consuming cheap infected overseas bullshit from here on out

I'm not memeing. I literally randomly heard the 10 commandments in my head yesterday. Maybe it was god, maybe it was me going crazy slowly but surely because of this fucking virus.

Also, tons of weird small youtube channels with supposed prophets are showing up on youtube

like this autist

youtube.com/watch?v=Yj0vrtVldEI

What the fuck is going on, i never heard voices in my head ever before..fugg :DD

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god damn more proof germany is superior and should have won the war

its a one percent death rate for a group of old geezers
just let it go user

biggest comfiest happening of all time

plus we're pretty much all in enforced comfiness being told to stay home

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>MFW 66 again
Dude what the fuck?

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Too many people are infected for the shutdown alone to work quickly enough. There will be spread within many families. They need to start isolating symptomatic people.

reminder

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At least somewhere the Italians are winners.

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ANNOUNCEMENT:
USA UP TO 3RD PLACE IN CORONA OLYMPICS

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what type of work is it anyway?
there's absolutely no reason to even commute if you're a paper-pusher bureaucracy-gear like me
makes pretty cash through so i don't care much

Include the telecom data pointing to millions of deaths in China in the op NIGGERS

Okay can we skip this chapter and go directly to the thermonuclear one already?

Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.

can catholics be toasted?

Italy is a Christian nation we don’t do mass graves like shitskins

>she takes her opposite hand and pulls the pin out of her hair, letting it down
You meekly nod
>She releases your hand
she moves, trying to reposition
"Like this?"
>you place each hand on her hips
Your grip tightens a bit
You raise and lower your hips per her instructions
>you, being a male naturally begin to speed up
>she places a hand on your face
You slow down and try to fight your instinct as best as you can.
>"Sl-slow ah- and... S-steady..."

Going too slow for you guys?

My nigger what the hell are you doing

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their ovens are for baking pizza you special, not toasting bits of human corpses to ash piles

Please let me in daddy. I'm scared and it's getting dark and cold outside.
Please let me in daddy, I will be yours and will never leave your side

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It's mostly boomers srsly

yikes

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coofers rise up

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yfw you realize once we manage to get this under control the leftists are going to make us intervene in Africa.

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>You're terrifying your family.
gook shills are back

>Bill Mitchel right now

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They... THEY’RE GETTING YOUNGER AHHHHHHHHHHH

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YOU DID IT, YOU MADMEN DID IT
WE CRIPPLED ITALY!

Nobody knows. Other governments including Trump suggest not going through with it. Japan public polls show citizens don't want to go through with it. Sports organizations and Olympic teams are saying cancel it. Everyone in the entire world except the Olympics wants to cancel the Olympics.

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Where can I buy hydroxychloroquine? aicptshop or whatever won't ship to Canada.

I'm leaving Yas Forums guys. I've been going here since about mid-2015 while I was in college, but now I've graduated and have an actual professional career and can't be associated with this place anymore. I know some of you will miss me as I've always been an active contributor in /ptg/ threads, not to toot my own horn but I think I played a pretty huge role in helping this board grow more popular thanks to spreading memes on Reddit. I'm actually far more liberal after my life has improved and i hang out with my bros and smoke weed, i have a nice job now and i cant be associated with right-wing memes. It was fun spreading memes with you guys, but its time for me to grow up and leave this board, and I suggest many of you do the same

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Because it's too fucking late
We should have quarantined the country as soon as we found out the original spread in Lombardy a month ago

Any pics of the wet market it came from?

It's still climbing:
opendatadpc.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html?fbclid=IwAR1wKg5qfeBV66Ar1I6wa86rO3PrjbzUnwV2XbymivBDydWnNmoQmRcKfYk#/dae18c330e8e4093bb090ab0aa2b4892

Some days ago I would have said that peak was coming next week, now I don't think so, otherwise they wouldn't have taken an heavier stance against it.

absolutely fucking not
i finally managed to get a closed beard, i aint losing it
took too much minoxidil to get to this level

USA #1

You'll beat China in a week I reckon.

Absolutely based.

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My brother got promoted and told that someone he works next to tested positive in the same phone call.

Nah you're good bro, you're making me want to get back into Writefagging Also

As soon as I lose my job, the rent stops getting paid.
They try to evict me, they die.

Too early man. Too early.

What is your opinion on thots cosplaying Coronachan for Onlyfans

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Thanks, bill

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The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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>once we manage to get this under control

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With Russia excluded and China under investigation for falsifying their data nothing can stop the US from surging past Italy into a gold medal position

Me

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Corona Research Comfy Stream /CRCS/
twitch.tv/neet_feet
dlive.tv/NEET-FEET

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Go drink water. Now.

It came from a lab

People reading this thread that have blood type A... I have some bad news for you. You're going to get it far worse than the other 2/3rd's of the population. We're only 1/3rd of the cases, but we're a large majority of the deaths.

why do you post this retarded shit in every thread?

Donny dies

Kung Flu, Ching Chong Cough, Meat Market Malady, Beijing Bug, The Chink Cold, Wu Ping Cough, Shaolin Bat Technique,
Chop Sick, Achuawei, Small Pecks, Mao's Malaise, Yellow Fever. Chinese Super AIDS, Dr Chu’s New Wu Flu, Dao Syndrome,
CCTV Disorder, Shanghai Shivers, Eastern Epidemic, The Peking Plague, Bush Meat Monday, Chink Stink, Factory Flu, Yellow Death,
Roll The Dice Rice, Tianamen Square Sickness, Slant Sickness, Asiatic Ache, Batman's Asian Revenge Bat-Chin-Drink, Wuhan Virus,
Communist Philanthropist, Nightwing from Beijing, Wet Farm Frog in your throat, Batman and lung Throbin, Batgirl Bash,
Wuhan Gone Wrong, Winnie's Whopping Good Time, SARS 2: Electric Boogaloo, The China Unwindah, Dim Sum-Ting Wong,
Shaq Attack from Beside Iraq, Lung Kicker from The Rice Flicker, Respirator from The Tank Debator, Zedong Gone Wrong,
Beijing Boogie, Szechuan Sickness, Mulan's Disease, Dragon Fever, Pangolin Pow Chow, Weird Food Flu, Pangolins Revenge,
Panda Express, Gongrene, Tsingtao Virus, Bat sweet and sour, Wonton Flu, Nguyen's Nut Destroyer, Bat Wings n Tings,
Italy Isolator, The Pangolin Punisher, The Wild Wet Wuhan, Bahrain Start Again, Ebola but Swolla, The Soup Droop,
High Stakes Lung Aches, Flu By 4, Boomer Entomber, The Stock Market Smasher, The Darwinism Death Drop,

>45 minutes late for this nothingburger of an announcement
When is Conte going to be fucking kicked out of government?

Hubei Herpes, Gourmet Gone Astray, Close Quarter Destroyer, Global Gacha, Toilet Paper Caper, The China Commando,
Respiratory Reaper, The Flu With A Flair, Chinese Lung Seize, Like Tetanus From Wetness, Yellow Face Mace, Red Flag's New Fad,
The Chang Bang, Quaranteenage Dream, The Wetworker, Rick Shaw Slasher, Over Age Killing Phage, Bat Meat Beat, Exotic Ender,
The Six Feet Sneak, Killing Them Coughly, Coffin Cougher, The Wuhan Herse Verse, Biohazard Babe, Lung Pao Sicken, Covid Bryant,
Wuu Flu, Sweet and sour sicken, Hong Kong Fluey, Ching Chong Cough, General Tso's Sicken, Ping Ling Pipebomb, The Chink Dink,
Gansu Got You, Rind-A-Ding From Chongqing, Zhuang Do Wrong, Hunan Flu For Nan, Chop Fluey, Jiangxi Cage Skeet, Kung Flu Fighters,
Qinghai, Faces Low, Not So Mellow Yellow, Anhui Are Sorry, Fujian Foodie Fuck Up, Me Flu you lung time, Haikou Street Sushi,
The Rice Field Ripper, Rice Ragnarok, Asian Avioli Abuser, Beijing's Bronchial Beatdown, Silk Swolla, Wuhan Lung,
Wu Tang Flu, Winnie The Flu, Ding Pow Wow, Yellow Reaper, Chop Sickey, Xi Jinpandemic

Roling for Bill Mitchel. Also add him.

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Hand em over

And even more so we should quarantine EVERYTHING right fucking now.
Conte is a pussy

This pandemic is like the dictionary definition of how to easily misinterpret statistics.

USA USA

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sweet little*

youtube.com/watch?v=hFcLyDb6niA

Russia isn't that populous, smaller than Brazil etc

Chinese lab, wet market... what's the difference anyway?

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

lol, Brazil, we'll have to intervene to save you as well.

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Corona Chan loves everybody, Yaya, including you.

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Bill Mitchell is getting high on that shit right now

>europe fucked in the ass
>iran fucked in the ass
mmm yeah... the chinks... sure

so you enjoy spreading lies for fun or something?

kek
has he finally reached the "acceptance" phase

These threads are too fast as is to have rolling lol

Was the fuck up that the information about the lombardy quarantine was leaked THE major event there?

I rememebr people running to the last trains. Can't imagine how many had the virus inside them.

>my city was supposed to announce a daily update on the number of infected
>postponed because a city council member has been officially diagnosed and was recently sitting in on council meetings and campaigning to the general public
fox5sandiego.com/news/politics/san-diego-city-council-candidate-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

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The virus isnt the problem. Its that we can treat that percentage. You can't do math.
50,000 cases yesterday
It's exploding and mutating

Wait till international tensions escalate, and Trump, needing someone to blame, starts a war with China.

I don't fucking know. I get 66 twice and then trips, what the fuck is this? Am I blessed by meme magic? And now this thinks my posts are spam.

Why the fuck did you wait?

mamma mia...

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Good luck don't die.

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>I forgot to get condiments
I'm going to die of bland foods

No, I'm enjoying coffee and looking at red arrows right now.

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Isn't that what he is doing?

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I mean pizza ovens would be great, little space, high heat will dry out the fats and waters faster. It will get so hot nothing would survive in there anyways, so no reason to clean it afterwards. 100% efficient.

From my knowledge, catholics burn the best, which is why muslims and such really enjoy setting fire to dead christian.

You know bodies spread disease right? how did the early christians avoid these things when disease started running rampant in the day of the herbal medicine jew? Fire is the great cleanser. Burning things is a sign of true relief of the spirits, nothing but carbon gets left behind in the mortal realm.

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but user if china goes boo-boo where will i buy my super nintendo and mega drive cart repros?

RACISM.

>falling for a Chinese and Jewish media hoax

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RIP city council

give this a read user you are talking to yourself
s-f-walker.org.uk/pubsebooks/pdfs/Julian_Jaynes_The_Origin_of_Consciousness.pdf

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Daddy please please please let me in I beg you. My body is yours.

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fake and gay

What about the Asian asthma?

say the Jesus Prayer: O Lord Jesus Christ Son of God have mercy on me a sinner

Fucking based.

buy the dip please

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Because everyone in the world was going off made up CCP figures

bats in brazil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Memeflag
Confirmed Israeli bioweapon.

Jesus christ, he has no fucking chance

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>American psychologist
-Stating it like it had any actual scientific value

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING FACTORINOS!!!!!

You shit gweilo China no lie
China perfect US shit
US kick out reporter like china
US hypocrite
US all die by virus unlike China

don't use the Lord's name in vain

Bro this is extreme denial kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=ofDSu3MqBzw
What're you listening to user?

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Nooooo!
Not my Boomerinos!
My resource consuming Senioritos!

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Of course this is a hoax, there is no outbreak, only good things happen in China. The benevolent CCP would never lie :)

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CHINA NUMBA WUAN

i've been tested positive for covid-19. i' donut care anymore. so i can say to yöu. poop heads!

Give me a few, I'm in the middle of a thought of where this is going, don't worry! And you should get back into writing.
>Your pumps are following instructions
>You can feel each bump and texture inside her
>its painfully slow, driving you up the wall
>Once again, you begin to speed up
she leans close to your ear again
You gulp, making your adam's apple bounce
>she quickly kisses it
"I, uh... I'll be slow..."
>she gets close to your ear again, causing breath to tickle