How many babies will be made during this crisis?

How many babies will be made during this crisis?

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>How many babies will be made during this crisis?
None. Because people use protection unlike you retards.

>the next baby boom in the making
Boomers 2: the boomaloo

Borona Coomers

>He doesn’t know about birth control

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the ultimate irony

The birth rate for crisis situation generally tends to drop before rising I doubt anything comes from this on that side
But op ed pieces and schizos are gonna claim otherwise

I screwed up I should of been impregnating the women down the street but I canceled plans now some other guy is doing her.

Maybe next crisis.

I don't wear condoms or pull out

I cream pie the pussy like a real man.

shes looks like michael jackson

None from us because we cant even go anywhere to meet women now

None...because American women still look like this

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Social distancing is now happening. But once Lock Down happens, no one is going to be fucking.

I would put a load in her the turn 360 degrees and walk away

corona kills pregnant women easier so getting pregnant and being infected is a death sentence

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Illegals are migrating back to mootxico right now. Puerto Ricans also going back to Puerto Rico etc. Assuming the economy unfucks itself when people stop being retarded that's a whole lot of empty positions that need to be filled by white people. White people with jobs=more white babies. Non-whites back in their own countries=fewer non-white babies.

Most importantly is that birth tourism was 100k babies in recent years, but with tourism shut down that drops down to 0k so we'll definitely see a sharp decline in US births either way to the tune of 200-500k, so we could drop as low as 3.1 million born in 2020. Because the people who stop having kids are foreigners being removed, leaving or non-whites who can't afford them it means whites, while not increasing their birthrates, will probably make up more than 55% of births for the first time in like 15 years. From there it's a matter of bouncing that number upwards by keeping non-whites out and keeping the economy growing so white people can afford keedz and non-whites can't mass migrate in and dump their pregnant loads in our genepool.

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the question is how many abortions will be had

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6 gorillion

Sweet. I use a burner phone and go to their place. Good luck trying to find John Doe.

God please let me impregnate her, guide me!!

But then you have to wash your fleshlight or it will go crusty

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>tfw almost out of lube for my fl since it's one of the only things I can for enjoyment during lockdown.
Might need to lube prep.

Basically you just reposted the photo?

Porque?

none since nobody has any money

hopefully non because imagine how much it would suck to be pregnant during the second wave

Poorer people make the most babies.

Fact

Not after a few months of food shortages.

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guys how do I find good puss during this time? what's a good way to use coronavirus to get laid

That’s a long fucking foot

this

>since nobody has any money
this only means level playing field

Zero by (You)

Zero. Did you really think that toilet paper run was for ass wipe?

>cases of dosmetic violence against women has doubled in DK since quarantined

Same as usual.

People that'd have kids because they're bored are already single mothers, people who put their career ahead of all else will continue worrying about financials and avoid dating or having a kid.

imaging we ran out of condoms.

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This sadly.

It's like a spatula.

Lol

Carooners

Her foot is

Won't change white birth rates, only accelerate everyone else's now that they can't get abortions.

Coronials

Why would anyone want a kid now? Then you'd have to goto a hospital that is a plague pit of death so either the mother, the kid or both die.

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More than boomers deaths.

a lot. And none of them will be made by me. I need a quarantine QT!

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Just saying. Lots of people at home. People get horny. Fuck all the time. Get wife, or gf, or daughter pregnant.

Bored people stuck at homes start fucking
It happens during blizzards, most definitely gonna happen now

generation Virus

>or daughter pregnant.
Hello Alabama

THE COVID GENERATION

dead corona boomers will be reincarnated into the new boomer generation
boomers are LITERALLY IMMORTAL

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none, abortion is the new boomer.

condom factories probably switched to making rubber gloves.

Condom shortage, bro. you din't hear?

mercurynews.com/2020/03/19/covid-19-condom-shortage-could-lead-to-baby-boom-experts-say/

Would you? Even if she had corona?

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I'd suck the coronas right out of her butthole

>ctrl F
>built, bbc
>no results
World truly is ending...

Why did you make her foot bigger?

Corona makes males infertile, so none.

>How many babies
Lots. And just in time for Wave 2.

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Cause he's a fucking dumb fuck.

Ayy lmao.

>making babies when you dont know how many waves of the virus will come
Hope none of you do this

Kek

Apparently divorce rates are rising too. Lol

How are you gonna make babies when you're in isolation?

The Wuhan Fluhans

>tfw there are more waves

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We just gotta wait for summer.

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