Is preferring cats to dogs a sign of low testosterone level and overall wimpiness...

Is preferring cats to dogs a sign of low testosterone level and overall wimpiness? Don't you feel like people afraid of dogs are more likely to be regarded as wimps and victims? Is preferring cuddly and passive animals like cats to more dominant and masculine dogs a sign of a general, let me say that out loud, faggotry?

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No, fuck you, cats kick ass. Best life is having a dog as a companion and a cat to guard your house. They have different jobs.

you know whats a sign of low testosterone? caring what anyone thinks about your particular favorite animal of choice
fucking pussy

>preferring cuddly and passive animals like cats to more dominant and masculine dogs
Technically, dogs are as masculine as a zogbot. A dog obeys and loves it. If a dog could vote, it would vote for whoever was in power because dogs believe in their heart of hearts that whoever is in charge deserves it and everything that the owner/government does is good. After all, if the owner/government were not good, they wouldn't be in charge.

Cats are chad, got a lil dutch and lil rotty mutt.
As above said, the cat is your alarm and houseclown. Your dog is your hiking buddie and second line of defense when cat alarm goes off.
The first line of defense being lead.
Anyone who truly loves their dog wouldn't want them to be hurt in a scuffle, as such that's a last chance sorta thing.
The most rippling roiddude i know owns two fennec foxes. Effete as it gets, some people just fuckin like animals lol.
The state of you to even have that be a question that leaves your thinkmeats.

it literally has no bearing
cats, dogs, get whatever you want
it doesn't define you

Yes, toxoplasmosis literally makes the host more docile and "addicted" to the source of the parasite. Dogs have Co-evolved with humans for tens of thousands of years, cats have been living as parasites off human society for a few thousand.

>dogs
>cats
animals are food, not friends

Dogs are for roasties and fags.
Real men prefer cats.

I have a tiny backyard that wouldn't be suitable for a sheepdog, so for the moment I'm sticking with cats.

Seeing eye cat. Service cat. Bomb disposal cat. Police cat. The cat that caught that ISIS dude.

Cats are useless fags.

i prefer cats because they're more independent. they don't come jump at me just because i was gone for 20 minutes. they don't make a fuck ton of noise just because the wind blew. most dogs are anoying bitches while a cats only there when i want it.

Exactly

>keeping animals in your home
Back when I drove cab in Fayeteville, NC, I met a couple who kept a pig in their apartment. Not the mini-pig, mind you, but the regular lean hog.

i only see non-cat fags make these threads, id say the only faggots here are you people

Both can be for real men if they serve their respective purposes. But they're pretty much useless for most people and putting up with it is for betacucks.

Cats are for baiting future spinster into thinking your a nice guy so you can sodomize them

Cats and dogs are both funny idiots. And your a sissy.

i keep Judy in my dungeon ama

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>cats
>cuddly
Yeah for a few seconds maybe. And one wrong move and they never like you again. I think liking cats is more high test, because liking dogs is easy, everyone likes dogs, surely there's something more special with people who like cats, considering they are uglier and smaller and just boney. Ugly, rough and sour- cats, hard work and beer is more testosterone than cute, soft and sweet- dogs, urban living and soda.

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Every man I know that has a cat is a massive söyboy

for those who keep cats in apartments YES, cats are more wild in nature than dogs, they are better fitted for hunting, in fact they love it they need to roam the area, fight with other cats for pussy and teritory, not giving them food anytime they are miaowing like a spoiled brat : Go catch a mouse or a bird nigger !" and sharpening their claws on a tree bark and that's the countryside cat faggots - youtube.com/watch?v=Ip05AlQFYx4

>Is preferring cats to dogs a sign of low testosterone level and overall wimpiness?
Yes. Real men hunt with domesticated wolves.

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Dogs are cucked. Cats on the other hand are the ultimate chads. They are extremely capable hunters and have excellent capabilities. Yet they only choose to use them whenever and like to sleep a lot. Everyone should aspire to be a cat therefore.

Also dogs are smelly and shit and piss everywhere like pajeets.

i think its salvadorians in general tb.h f.am

I am afraid to get a dog until REALLY financially stable in every possible way. Every day in my city it's the same story doggo surrendered or given away because cannot afford sudden astronomical vet bills for sudden unforeseen issue

And it's not like you can just get decent health insurance like you can for a child

A dog isn't too dominant if I shoot the motherfucker, is it?

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Cats are ok but "cat people" freak me out. I was considering getting a pet a year back and everything that said I should get a cat seemed like they were absolutely obsessed asking me everyday, "Are you getting a cat?" "Did you get the cat" "Cats are awesome! You need to get one." One guy comes to work every week with new scratches and talked about the thing throwing up and tearing up his stuff. Yeah sounds like a lovely pet.

>They are extremely capable hunters and have excellent capabilities.
Dogs are better hunters you moron cats can only catch a bird, mouse and shit
A dog can kill a human

>Also dogs are smelly and shit and piss everywhere like pajeets.
because you're a faggot who can't raise a dog properly

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I prefer cats because they basically take care of themselves. All i've gotta do is feed them twice a day, clean out the litter box, and play with them every so often. Dogs require constant attention.

You will never meet an alpha male cat owner

Fuck no faggot. I love cats and I'll beat your bitch ass.

Knock knock you little bitch

maybe you should leave your house then

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cats can fuck dogs up you fucking faggot retard. wtf are you talking about? cats will attack PITBULLS

I have a 100lbs German Shepherd and a 5lbs cat. I assure you, my dog is the my first line of defense and early warning system. If he waches you cross my property line, he's telling me. Probably while he's charging at them.

Nah. S.oylords love cats and niggers love dogs but that doesn't mean they represent the entire demographic. The simple fact is that cats have 1/5th of the European human population and are literally everywhere that humans are.

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Always found it incredibly retarded for fags to seethe over guys liking cats because it’s “not masculine”. Biggest copers I’ve ever come across.

>A dog can kill a human
Congrats mutt nutt, ol' Bruiser just mauled little Timmy.

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There is some correlation between low t and cat owning. Men own dogs.

>passive
Dogs are passive and do anything you say.
Cats are basically still wild, they do whatever they want

I like both but grew up with a cat and have one now. Im also a slavshit so we just like cats. They're also infinitely more low maintenance and its easier for someone to stop by once a day to feed while you're away somewhere.

How do you deal with ticks?

No, it means your body is infested with toxoplasmosis parasite.

thanks kim

The UPS guy, the mailman and the meter reader must LOVE you. Jackass.

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Autonomous rodent exterminators are the best.

>t. toxoplasmosis victim
every cat owner is a numale with weak chin kek

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Dogs are a retarded slave species, cats do whatever the fuck they want and were literally worshiped as gods. Dogtards BTFO

Muhammad loved cats and he was a conquering warlord who started his own religion.

I like both

Fucking eh. I let my cat outdoors since i live in the suburbs and has brought home countless birds, rabbit, chipmunks and mice.

>Is preferring cuddly and passive animals like cats to more dominant and masculine dogs a sign of a general, let me say that out loud, faggotry?

Wait, seriously?

Cats are known to be psychopathic killers. When they hunt, they don't hunt to eat, they hunt other creatures just for the fun of it. Dogs are just loyal and only fight when it's absolutely necessary. So take it as you will but having either pet really doesn't define your masculinity.

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Real Chads can keep and control undomesticated wilderness in their homes. Nature vs nurture

Keep a Burmese python or caiman in your home before telling me how “manly” your pussy is.

Can your d*g climb a tree? Can your d*g genocide mice? Can your d*g find its own food while randomly exploring 15km2 of area?

God saw man living surrounded by rodents then gave humans the EZmode by introducing cats. Imagine trying to farm with swarms of rats everywhere.

pitbulls are nigger tier race
my gf has a long haired german shepard and i have a husky, best two races in the world. extremally loyal, intelligent and cute as fuck

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you did not see much of cats and dogs judging by how sure you are that cats are cuddly and dogs are masculine

Dogs are trash and I will never understand why western society worships such smelly, worthless, retarded beasts.

As a man you should have dominion over both animals. Why would you whine about either?

Dogs are servants while cats are autonomous. Both have their uses. Horses used to be part of the essential animals group but we swapped them for cars.

Cats kill vermin and also endangered species they are like a mewclear bomb.

Go back to your shithole country Ahmed

Caring about your testosterone levels and trying to live a "high test" lifestyle based on what strangers on an anonymous internet anime discussion board is DEFINITELY a sign of low test.

>toxoplasmosis
>. toxoplasmosis
Indoor cats don't have toxoplasmosis

>mewclear bomb
definitely stealing this

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You have to earn the respect of a cat. If a cat is willing to follow someone around, that person has been very kind to them. You can tell this just from the cat liking the person because cats are so hard to please.

Dogs are very easy to please. Literally anyone can become any dog's best friend by giving them their favorite treat. Loyal almost to a fault, dogs make insanely good companions because they don't need you to earn anything. They obey naturally because you are their pack leader. Or maybe your wife is the pack leader, and they grown and snap at you all the time because they know your place. All I can tell about someone when a dog likes them is that they're smelly.

I have a cat, love the little bastard to death; but my next pet would probably be a dog.

You can raise your testosterone levels by being forced to wrestle with a pet like a caiman or a python - 15ft of pure muscle.

Get a pet that makes you LIFT.

Also, they will eat cats and dogs. Apex predators FTW

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Cats kill the mice eating your grain.
Dogs kill the intruders upon your farm.
Cats kill jews, dogs kill niggers.

practice what you preach faggot

Based pole

>cats passive

Are you literally retarded?

>dogs masculine

They're servile animals that slobber over any human even if they abuse them. Cats have actual agency and can choose to dislike a human which is why they infuriate emotionally needy losers to no end

>says Tyrone as he fellates his shitbull

this

I actually prefer both. The master race has a dog and a cat.

>Dogs
Dogs are based. We co-evolved with them and they were super useful in the hunt.
>Cats
Cats are based. Once we established farming cats were there to take care of the filthy rodents and bugs which caused us problems
>Horses
Horses are based (horse girls crazy tho). But we replaced them with cars.

We wouldn't have a civilisation today without these 3 animals.

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HAHAHA you think I don’t already nigger?

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What if you like both for different reasons but value dogs more for their steadfast loyalty and dedication?

cant wait when it will strangle your fat head

>not having dogs as defenders, helpers, companions and friends
>also not having cats as pest control agents, court jesters, and small luchador wrestlers for your amusement

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historically only roasties had cats as pets. roasties and faggots. men had dogs as companions in war, hunting, sport etc. cats are for pure faggots only.

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