>LATEST CASES 21:58: 539 new cases and 22 new deaths in Switzerland. 21:57: 123 new cases and 4 new deaths in Sweden. 21:56: 189 new cases in Norway. 21:55: 365 new cases and 7 new deaths in Germany. 21:23: 217 new cases in Texas, United States. 21:00: 112 new cases in Massachusetts, United States. 20:54: 103 new cases and 1 new death in Pennsylvania, United States.
>tomorrow to your house comes a cosmetic lady >she's going to make some things with your mom's nails and eyelashes >in the middle of pandemic >in a land with ~3500 cases >in a city with lots of cases I am already dead.
>mfw the fast food where I work to guaranteed they will pay us and will not fire anyone >won't have to pay rent because my good parents worked their whole life to buy us an apartment true NEET life starts now
By this time in three months, if you are a US citizen in any larger city, you will be wholly confined to your home. Anyone caught outside without official authorization will be shot on sight. Please note that lack of food, water, toiletries or medication will not be considered valid grounds for being outside. You will not have power or communication. Food will not be distributed. If you live in one of the smaller towns, you will be immediately arrested and interned if caught, and possibly executed. Plan accordingly.
>NO GOY YOU CAN'T TEST ANY MEDICATION THAT MIGHT END UP SAVING LIVES OR AT LEAST SPEEDING UP THE RECOVERY NOOO >YOU GOTTA PANIC AND BLAME BOLSONARO >#ELENAO #ELENUNCA
I literally did they're fucking closed The hotline redirected me to them and they didn't pick up t. Delray Beach apnews.com/f76c0a75f366efdb735d48714b2910cd Get fucked Any links or info for that user? Help. I actually work in Broward. Right? Fucking assholes are like "NOT MY JOB" and whats worse its not even the God damn niggers spics or asians acting like that its whites too. Thats literally fake shit says who
James Lewis
Thanks for baking argiebro!
Dylan Hill
Who's drawing these?
William Stewart
Argentina has no chill. Here's how they're enforcing coronavirus movement restriction orders.
Death is not the only metric. This is not a video game where you either die or heal up to 100 health. Your lungs can get permanently fucked even if you are only 30 years old, making exercise or even stair climbing impossible. In fact, every organism is weakened to a degree by every desease. So this will weaken you as well.
Cooper Cooper
/cvg/ for about the past month have my temperature has been 1 degree or 2 above normal and I have a coof that comes and goes. I measure multiple times a day with a pulse oximeter and my oxygen is fine. What the fuck is wrong with me? Is this Corona-chan or something else?
My kids are loving homeschooling. I am looking into Christian Online Schools and local homeschooling associations for next their Grades after Summer. My Daughter's Math and History comprehension/grades have already increase by a whole Point(GPA) from me sitting down with her and helping her work out the questions. I think it is the one-on-one that kids in Public and Private Schools that kids today are missing. I hope Families get into home schooling more after this. I was spending $1,500/Child sending them all to a local Private Christian Academy.
Carter Gonzalez
g-gary? are u ok
Isaac Long
I recently started to get Yas Forums, could I walk outside if theres no one around me? A track near me almost always empty aside from the occasinal normie running, I've lost alot of weight thanks to it amd not eating kike food anymore, would it be safe?
Rollìng for first major public figure to be killed by Corona-Chan:
00: George Soros 11: the Pope 22: the Ayatollah 33: the Queen 44: Jacob Rothschild 55: Donald Trump 66: Bernie Sanders 77: Hillary Clinton 88: Benjamin Netanyahu 99: Henry Kissinger triples: both Clintons quads: Angela Merkel quints: Pilot dies in mid-flight, crashes entire planeload of Eurocrats into EU Headquarters hexes: Virus mutates. We get Twelve Monkeys shit.
Am I the only one with non-retarded boomer parents? They were worried about this thing since January and now they've prepped and are self-isolating as much as possible I always have to play it down and keep myself from dropping too many /cvg/ redpills because it's been all doom and gloom with them the last few weeks and I want to preserve their morale
Jesus, what has Corona-chan got against the lasagna people?
Jeremiah Lewis
Imagine using a computer. What the fuck is logitech,what the fuck is HDD and who is styx???????
Christopher Moore
The last time I looked at chink-faggot statistics was four days ago. All the same 80k. They don't report the numbers, or do the commie fags really think anyone will believe it?
so basically this is going to blow over within a few weeks?
Josiah Sanders
they're sisters, they don't have to be friends but they'll always be family. Ebola just didn't inherit the same genes
Aaron Watson
Young people have top priority for getting the ventilators. That's why they aren't dying.
Cameron Green
sorry user but what is wrong with your mom, order her that she is not allowed
Elijah Martinez
Rollan
Jaxon Thompson
>Your lungs can get permanently fucked even if you are only 30 years old And you know this why? Because an 80 year old who recovered had problems 2 weeks after recovering?
Aiden Price
Friendly reminder that only one BASED country has the QUININE in its coat of arms
>the tree in the top right section is the cinchona tree (the source of quinine, a powerful anti-malarial drug and the key flavorant in tonic water), on a white background, representing the national flora
Corona is a hoax. >Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season. >Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims. youtube.com/watch?v=WYH0LskZWVg youtube.com/watch?v=Yo81j6o97Z4
give them some tips what to do. recommend movies, books and ask some mundane shit like what they ate today.
Angel Walker
"The test will be provided only to those who are exhibiting symptoms of COVID-19 and meet the following criteria:
First responders First Responders who are symptomatic: policemen, firemen, medical staff and essential staff that support the management agencies working toward keeping the citizens of Florida safe and informed. (Must bring ID) People aged 65 or older, with COVID-19 symptoms and chronic conditions (Must bring ID) Individuals who meet the testing criteria: symptomatic, have travelled international cruise or air or from an affected geographic area, or immune compromised with symptoms (Must bring ID) If the person does not meet the criteria, they will be directed to the exit"
>Her grip gets tighter while you painfully inch inside of her >She lets out a huff and suddenly slams down on your pelvis, forcing your body into the chair once again it causes you to arch your back, leaning into her chest >her nipples are rock hard and you being a male, try to touch one with your mouth >She pushes you back down She raises her hips slowly and then slams them back down with a forceful push >You let out a moan of ecstasy She waits another 5 seconds >slowly raises her hips >Slam >You let out another moan >Once again another 5 seconds pass >raises hips >slam >shes making you sit inside of her for a long time between each thrust >"Please just-" >She places a finger on your lips
Camden Cox
Apparently I second hand took out Hillary. That really made my day.
Yes I know it's shocking but it's true. You probably don't do sports otherwise you would know. A friend of mine who is a doctor told me that you never heal 100%. And that it is transferable to COVID-19 and pneumonia in general as well. You are an organism designed to reproduce, not designed to get back into perfect shape everytime you are sick or have a broken leg.
Grayson Phillips
For any othe FL anons in here, this is the Florida Department of Health tracker map
>And never forget that when you signed up to vote in FL, you signed an oath to protect the US Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic. One of only 2 states in the union to have that privilege.
A new respiratory virus first detected in the Chinese city of Wuhan has infected hundreds of Chinese citizens and claimed a number of lives. The fast-spreading infection, which causes pneumonia-like symptoms, has prompted Chinese authorities to quarantine several major cities and cancel public events. The WHO has not yet classed the virus as an 'international emergency', partly because of the low number of overseas cases, but said it 'may yet become one'. More than 500 cases have been recorded in Hubei province - the centre of the virus outbreak. Restrictions on travel are affecting at least 20 million people across 10 cities - including the capital Wuhan, where the virus emerged. Its origins have been linked to the city's seafood market.
all because Chinese people wont cook their food. they eat raw fish.
I'm a swecuck. But Yas Forums isn't detecting my location for some reason. It works on whatismyip and whatismyipaddress. Svartskalle vi hatar dig ut ut ut ut. Nordens folk vakna nu skjut skjut skjut skjut.
I read somewhere, that they were going to name murmansk oblast bjarmeland with some quisling from oslo running it
i dunno the validity of that getting drunk here.
but in typical nazi style that would be even geographically wrong as that was part of Finnmark at the time. Bjarmeland was just south of it, not that nazis ever made sense
true I can't even think of a single event in human history that had this large scale effect of the entire world nearly every country has to deal with it in some way with this virus maybe it's true that the mortality rate and the total deaths are not worrying like maybe a world war but the extent of it, the quarantines, entire countries locked down, major different sport leagues put on hold, Olympics probably delayed, health care systems collapsing on several countries this will be remembered like we remember 9/11 or ww2
>That's suicide. they have 80 yr old nurses in canada?
Oliver Moore
brb reinstalling and modding see you guys next month
Daniel Collins
With this post I will bring death.
Bentley Nelson
Your buddy was pulling your leg. We even have a first name that's pronounced like Cuba in spanish (Kuba), so that should tell you that P and B have a distinct sound. Otherwise it would mean that Poop is a valid first name in Poland, which it is not.
Hunter Martinez
go back to facebook
Jack Nguyen
when pinching it off? if yes then squat more and sit less, nigger. and eat things that support joint health
How is the US’ death rate remaining so low in spite of our outbreaks being underdetected? Are our infectees primarily retards who went on Spring Break?
No, it's noticibly different. However Kuba is both the name of the country and a male name here. So travelig, or being in Cuba is a target of many gay jokes
Luke Allen
Vacationfag?
Hunter Reed
Nice job Hitler
Tyler Parker
fuck twitch, i cant even call you a nigger in there chat.
how does it feel when a third world country is taking this more seriously than you amerimutts
Benjamin Walker
suit yourself germshit
Colton Edwards
that you do
Justin Green
Yeah but if it spreads to the bats in Rio or Brasillia we're all dead
Ryan Edwards
how would a smart phone app know your blood oxygen level?
Logan Ramirez
looking good, upvoted, followed, and donated
Camden Flores
Orange man?! NOOOOOOO
Brayden Rogers
Well done Mr. Ping Pong, 5 bat soups have been added to your social credit
Landon Reed
Bankers and Telecom investors already confirmed 15 million Chinese cellphone accounts were shut off, in China, all their finances revolves around their cellphone account . China lost 15-20 million people twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241082360323596289
trying to facepull without cable pretty hard famiglia currently doing the "convict conditioning routine" since i don't have any heavy shit lying around to use as weight
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that faggot and its government literally lied. People died and will die so a bunch of annoying wymin and fags could go around waving flags and spouting shit lmao
with my device, there is an LED on one side and a receiver on the other. so a phone would seem to be to only offer have the solution but neat if they figured it out
Jackson Fisher
>it feels bad but we are DEAAAAAAAADDDDDDD
fixed it for you
Logan Price
Thx bro
Jacob Adams
strawpoll.de/e369cza found this strawpoll and am going to shill it because I'm curious. 2nd thread where I've shilled this
Caleb Lopez
Are your boomer stocks down?
Landon Smith
Thing is, little known fact, about 10% of the population have firearms certificates and most of the countryside is pretty safe
big money big money no whammy come on George Soros
Aaron Miller
besides tp what will be tier currency in the next coming months
Gabriel Scott
lel, literally no downsides.
Alexander Ortiz
You guys visit local rental boards yet? Landlords are crying crocodile tears about their serfs not paying rent. They can evict me over my cold dead body.
>she says while gyrating her hips You don't know how to respond to this at the moment. >stopping the gyrating, she raises her hips then slams them back down. You meekly shake your head 'yes'. she rocks her body backwards and forwards, sending pleasure through you You notice the amount of fluid covering you crotch You feel her muscles tighten around your member, holy shit its almost too tight >she beings to move up and down, very slowly
Yes. That is why we(LEOs) have CM-6M's Masks in our Patrol Vehicles now and wear a P100 along with it. The P100 is in case we have to rip our CM-6M off to use lethal force.
The news are chilling some sort of vaccine or some shit called interferon-2b, other than that we’re still in it’s just the flu bro state .16 confirmed so far
Christian Powell
Only life essential business will be allowed to be open in Italy in the next days.
Elijah Murphy
Chinky chinky little dick Eating vermin makes them sick Spread the flu and spread the plague A petri dish full of slaves From spanish flu to Sars and more Spreading filth from shore to shore Little bugmen with no pride No soul behind their squinty eyes All that leaves their mouth are lies Take and take and take some more But the rest of the world is keeping score Chinky chinky little pest
