/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2375 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>ctrl+f
>20s? Nope.
>30s? Nope.
>40s? 2, both underlying conditions
>50s? A few. All underlying conditions.
>60s+? Yes.

See? This really isn't that bad a virus and is more close to a drummed up Flu. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks and we'll all be fine.
Bang. Happening over.

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A M E R I C A N

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nature.com/articles/nm.3985.

500k needs a cock

How exactly is this the happening?

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/GBG/ - Greek Borders General

GET IN HERE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

without a functioning healthcare system the CFR is likely to be somewhere around 30%

Go back to /d/

1.4 billion are chinks shilling all over the internet

You are loved!

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ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO SPEAK

https:// feisbuk .com/GiuseppeConte64/

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is corona a chinese bioweapon?

I am looking into Christian Online Schools and local homeschooling associations. My daughter's Math and History comprehension and grades have already increase by a whole Point(GPA) from me sitting down with her and helping her work out the problems. It is the one-on-one that kids in schools are missing. I also hope Families get into home schooling. I was spending $1,500/Child sending them all to a local Private Christian Academy.

Thanks, bud. My Wife died in 2017. So, things have been very tight lately.

Use a non jew DNS server.

>1847 new cases and 112 new deaths in France. 50% of the 1,525 patients currently in intensive care are under 60 years old [source] [source]

First update. Will do next in two hours. Point out my fuck ups or add counties please

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Continue doing what you are told at your own peril. Nothingburgerfags will be held to account.
>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions
Wait my ass.

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WEST VIRGINIA IS GETTING LOCKED DOWN AT 8PM EST
>WEST VIRGINIA IS GETTING LOCKED DOWN AT 8PM EST
WEST VIRGINIA IS GETTING LOCKED DOWN AT 8PM EST
>WEST VIRGINIA IS GETTING LOCKED DOWN AT 8PM EST

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I don't want this happening anymore.
Can we stop now and just eat strawberry cake?

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Is not everyone else of the impress with how Xi handle the America Virus?

this is going to start WW3 and it cant come soon enough

next post with digits is the next hot spot.

if 32 people were killed in an Islamic terror attack do you think he'd say the same?

tell that to all the governments shutting down their countries Hans

cnn.com/2020/03/21/politics/fda-coronavirus-test/index.html
It's fucking over.

This is Dider Raoult, the newly aclaimed finder of the "miracle cure" : cloroquinone.
This dude managed to be wrong on every point of this epidemic, his claim were in this order.
-Its nothing, people are fearmongerer
-Well its bad for China but it will never spread
-Ok its there but it wont kill anyone
-Ok its bad but the quarantine is useless.
-Ow well, behold world, I and noone else found the cure, (after reading about this chinese medecine called cloroquinone being succesfuly used against corona by the chinese.)
But it goes deeper, this faggot is also a big lefty jew gobling faggot who claimed "There is no such thing as an ethnic French" in a big macronist media interview.
lepoint.fr/invites-du-point/didier_raoult/le-francais-de-souche-n-existe-pas-23-08-2012-1498404_445.php?fbclid=IwAR3DvphpQhXlNrsNvxG1IWSRFvfYA_4sBjxbeZ1-dmRmSsIgwI8f0HkdnD0

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You're aware that you're the only degenerate asking for that, right?

>305,011 (+29,465) ► Died: 12,987 (+1,607)
Let's take a moment to thank Corona-chan for her amazingly good work. I'm so proud of Corona-chan.

Thank you Corona-chan!

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What, you wanna live forever and shit?!

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wat dose black mean?

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Forsythia moment

R A R E

No it is of America Virus

HUGS and COOKIES
>weeps because mi Abuelita is with the Angels

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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500k needs drool desu

Kind of surprised we’re lacking Germans posting German death metal, nazi shit, retarded anime girls wearing German attire, their depressive cities or some morbid thing related to death or something depressive.

unironicly the best earth chan ive ever seen, got any more?
our little world a cute

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Conte in 3... 2... 1...

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Well he looks like a fucking hippie, for starters.

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> *coofs to death bloody*
Yup. Loooved.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ifKbwDf51bA

like what?

R A R E
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Change your DNS. I think cloudflare blocks it

>SC has deaths
Heh, nothin personnel, Worst Carolina

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If 32 died in a terror attack he'd be shrieking and cowering for sure

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Guys I think a lot of people are going to die and everything

>But I found this video about ice skating

youtube.com/watch?v=D8aKib5HDp8

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>mfw we're already at 1k

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Even if chloroquine works the dosage required to act against a virus (and not malaria as intended) would be quite extreme ... extreme enough to likely cause a lot of potentially lethal side effects in a weakened patient.

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Reminder the economy tanked and 20 million people lost their job over the left leaning media shilling the common cold as the next plague

Anyone got the img from the shill
that collected images basicly saying WAIT 1 month

RARE
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So can someone post a summary of all the US states in lockdown and what each states’ restrictions are?

I should start wearing a meme flag, all the (you)s I get are RARE

Shanghai Shivers
Sino Sneeze
Beijing Bug
Beijing Bung Lung
Tiananmen Toxicant
Wuhan Whatchamacallit
Wuhan Wheeze
Wuhan Weapon
Wuhanic Plague
Whumonia
Seoul Damage Control
Tokyo Airborne Torpedo
Rangoon Doom
Lo Mein Pain
Cantonese Killer
Jingpei Jitters
Dim-Sum Diarrhea
Xinping Cough
Guangdong Gout
Confucian Cancer
Szechuan Sore Throat
Coolie Cooties
Terminal Taoism
Mandarin Malady
Hong Kong Cholera
Hong Kong Fluey
Asian Microinvasion
Asian Ailment
(CCP) Chinese Cough Pandemic
Chinaids
Red Plague
Bamboo Burden
Egg Roll Toll
Teriyaki Terror
Wu-Flu
Winnie the Flu
Kung-Flu
Wu-Ping Cough
Yellow Fever
Genghis Cough
Fu Manchu Fever
Xi Jinplague
Brack Prague
Chinese Virus
Chinese-Origin Viral Infectious Disease
Communist Offensive Viral Infectious Disease
Lung Pao Sicken
Sweet n' Sour Sicken
Rice Rabies
Finger Trap Clap
Chinky Fever
Oriental Onset
Zipperheads' Biological Warhead
Ching-Chong Chang Flu
Gook Germ
Gook Puke
Gooking Cough
Chinkpox
Chinaman Infliction
Bat Eating Nigger Gook Flu
Batbola
Slant-Eyes' Demise
Slant-Eye Sickness
Wet Market Surprise
Communist Lung Herpes
China's One-Corpse Policy
Som Ting Wong
The Great Reap Forward
Peking Pandemic
Slant Eyed Sickness

Just a friendly reminder:
Buy an UV-lamp while you can.
Ozone-free.
This thing will keep your home virus-free.
Be sure not to look directly at this shit while it works, keep animals and plants away from it.
Stay healthy, we're gonna make it.

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Italy has the most cases in the world, when will they admit it originated there?

You lucky bastards will inherit the earth, nobody will waste a nuke on Ireland.

Who the hell are you?

Pls don’t harass I’m on mobile

so you suggest taking action after you cant take any more action? smart

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19828317

PRAY TO GOD, FOOLS

also got banned for posting my penis, really you fucknig jannies, ban for porn on nsfw board? fucking disgrace

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aww this ones really good

I want pizza

BROS IS CONTE GOING TO ANNOUNCE HE HAS CORONAVIRUS? ONE GUY FROM HIS STAFF HAS IT

Are we really going to risk our entire economy over this faggot little nothingburger?

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>2g is instant death
Africans already found out the hard way kek

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Dude that’s so many chinks. I can’t even count to one billion. What comes before one billion? Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand and nine hundred and ninety nine?

this is absolutely hilarious. nobody on here will pay attention to this though. when the left wing media fucks up, they're all over it. but fox news is untouchable even though they're just as retarded

Chan.SankakuComplex.Com

Conte died

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pastebin.com/KW1eG0Je part 1 of user's Corona lewdfic

Chilling and watching Corona videos, come and chill with me.
twitch.tv/neet_feet

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we no longer have to wait, the logistical function is now accelerating the acceleration, just wait a week and the orders of magnitude will expand and compound upon itself

people who are too stupid to understand how exponential growth works and still chime in on a pandemic with exponential expansion crack me up

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what the fuck is this

>When it comes to killing bacteria, the surface that gets wiped needs to stay wet for as long as four to 10 minutes — or whatever is instructed on the packaging — in order for the active ingredient in the solution to kill the bacteria. If the wipe isn’t saturated enough to leave the surface wet, there is a chance that it may just prevent the spread of some bacteria, but not kill it.

I HAVE TO KEEP SURFACES WET WITH DISINFECTANT FOR 4 MINUTES STRAIGHT?

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!

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Artist said it’s gonna be dress off at 500k

falkland Island you phone fag

Now that's a nice flag

>Macacos still ignoring quarentine
I hope they pass a law for the cops to beat the ever living shit of these retards

Argies seething

they should nuke it out of principle

It's an immunosuppressant
It works about as well as the name suggests

What happened to the incest burger

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fuck off to soc faggot

>my aunt has a lung desease
>my father is above 60
>my mom works with old people
that is my concern

Does he literally ever ever stop posting complete shit on twitter. who the fuck is this guy anyway

boomer begone

???

Your house

Nooooo what about my hecking studierinos

Bullshit

orthodox Christians blessing people against the virus is my guess

Getting takeout from my local Italian restaurant tonight in your honor, pastabros. Stay strong.

nah i need that image for something im making

FUCK OFF CHINK agent

WRONG. The obvious answer is lactation.

sauce?

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Wasn't Florida supposed to be the American Wuhan? Why is it so low in the leaderboards? Even Georgia and Louisiana are higher.

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Does anyone know the ACTUAL situation in China?

Clearly there haven't been 0 new cases recently.

corona got him

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Watching it now and enjoying it immensely.

kill yourself man

I don't want to die a meaningless death because some now dead communist insect chink ate a bat believing it would make his peepee stiff.

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I'm 23????

Bong army? How are things going for you considering Corona-chan's advance?

Fuck off ccp chink!

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>nature.com/articles/nm.3985
>which is currently circulating in Chinese horseshoe bat populations...

Do you even know how to read you dumb faggot?

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>Italian PM saying that they have decided that, for the good of the nation, all pasta is banned because it came originally from China
Italy, no!

>County population of 560,000
>81 confirmed cases

So it begins...

That's the nords shtick.
Germans are just boring overall. Their latest "fashion" trend was literally called Normalcore or Normcore.

You need to take it for literally 5 years before those negative effects happen.
We are already seeing success with the first few doses.

They're not competent enough to mass test

He said he tested negative a few hours ago

F

>La France compte 450 morts du Covid-19 et 12 612 cas confirmés. 1297 personnes sont hospitalisées dans un état grave, dont 50 % ont moins de 60 ans.
>"50% of people in intensive care are less than 60 years old", announces the Director General of Health of France during his COVID19 presser
lemonde.fr/planete/live/2020/03/20/epidemie-due-au-coronavirus-le-quatrieme-jour-de-confinement-en-direct_6033761_3244.html

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>rushing the artist when corona chan has another 10 million to go
pace yourself you coomer faggots

VERY NICE
Won't be long until half a million!
We have a lot of new countries ready to play and help pump those numbers up!

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you look 53 my guy

THESE CHINESE FUCKERS ARE KILLING US

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topkek that webm

My city is pretty empty desu, it's eerily silent in here.

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>nogs taking the Kool Aid

Well, was totally worth it then :D

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 24,786 (290) Germany 22,213 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,747 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,970 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,152 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Canada 1,280 (18) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,128 (18) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,046 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 734 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 273 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +5,403 (+34) Germany +2,365 (+16) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1,132 (+24) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +321 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +131 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Canada +193 (+6) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +158 (+7) Japan +39 (+1) Turkey +277 (+12) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Chile +103 (+1) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Peru +55 (+1) Philippines +77 (+1) Egypt +9 (+2) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino +9 (+6) Argentina (+1) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Ghana +3 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +193 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 Pakistan +233 Poland +111 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Fuck knows, it's still fucked or they would have actual video evidence of people returning to normal life instead of CCP media dripfeed propaganda

>>Macacos
care to explain?

international community is too busy dealing with their own outbreaks, China is lying about numbers and likely killing it's infected and burning corpses

Mobie orthodox pope squads splashing holly watter and giving blessings during quarantine.

he is just recovering from a intense night of cooming

>state surrounded on all sides by coofer Red Zones that have all gone into lockdown
>plague spreading from multiple unrelated clusters across the entire state
>retarded governor still won't give the order to shut down non-essential businesses
>coofers multiplying exponentially as a result because people won't stay home

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Holy based island.

h-he was fine 20 minutes ago

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The economic impect of this will be huge. The UK and somewhat to a lesset extent Australia are going to be subsiding the wages of employees to prevent an economic depression, if the US doesn’t implement something similar it’ll be game over.

GOD, WHY ARE YOU BURGERS SO FUCKING STUPID?
THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE HAS JUST ENTERED IN AUTUMN. EVEN IF THIS SHITS DISAPPEAR IN THE NORTH, THIS IS ONLY STARTING ON THE SOUTH.

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>more infected than deaths

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

Yeah they also do that. There’s the whole Varg think which is annoying.

Anyone got any good tips on what to buy for easy profit in the coming months?

Tried to get into masks, but right before ordering a shipment the Dutch government decided to order the seizure of all protective equipment. Quite the bummer, really.

Source: my ass

Fock off zoomer

it's a man-made virus who got loose because of incompetence at the Wuhan laboratory, who went to the ophthalmologist because the vial exploded at his face and got everybody infected.

mori in pula tigan gay si borat care esti

Yes.

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okay

Guys I have a friend from France who works in a hospital.

She says she is certain that there are at least 15,000 people in France who haven't been tested for the corona virus but still have it.

She also told me that it does NOT spread to animals, and thats just a rumor.

Latest from Italy

>oggi 793 morti, totale 4.825. I contagiati sono 4.821 in più, 42.681
today 793 dead, 4825 total, 4821 infected today,42,681 total

it's officially ogre

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wait really?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
twitter.com/timkmak/status/1241471610395267084

>youtube.com/watch?v=c0TT_apqjQ8
youtube.com/watch?v=c0TT_apqjQ8

SAM HYDE ON CORONA VIRUS

HYDE WARS

>SAM HYDE ON CORONA VIRUS

HYDE WARS

SAM HYDE ON CORONA VIRUS

HYDE WARS

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All hell is breaking lose. Something like 30 Army Barracks exploded yesterday. Some German posted webms in yesterdays /cvg/ threads.

I'll work on yours in a minute buddy. It'll be a little side part of you shooting loads into her mouth. Does she swallow, cough, spit out? etc.
>nothing happens
>you glance up and she's biting her lip, eagerly waiting
>You know you shouldn't do this, you don't even remember a promise
>She lets out a single giggle
Your eyes are darting between hers and her pussy
She lowers her hips until the tip of your dick is lightly touching her lips
>shes rocking her hips slightly backwards and forwards, making your tip drag across her entrance
>she places her arms around your neck and gets close to your ear

do the Germans really expect anybody to take their numbers seriously???
Lying more than China

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Isn’t he supposed to address the nation soon?

His twitter will be delicious in about 2 months times

Chloroquine just flew over my house

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>Conte
One of his escorts is hospitalized...

viagginews.com/2020/03/21/positivo-agente-scorta-giuseppe-conte-ricoverato/

Fucking love this movie, gonna add it to my quarantine list

I'd like to see those webms.

okay grandpa, dont get worked up, you might break your hip again

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People don’t give a shit. I saw a bunch of them drinking at bars and kissing random people like tongue to tongue. Please nuke this shit hole.

>Ozone-free.
If it’s ozone-free, it doesn’t disinfect properly. The ozone is an indicator that the light actually works.

>ICU means dying

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Bro that's fucking terrifying

Screencap this.

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Totally understandable, fren. But then I'd say you should consider a way to find a meaningful death. Valhalla awaits us those worthy of it! Remember ... when we meet Freia we all smile in the end.

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Fake news.

Complete shit? I wouldn't get too cocky doomposter

When Italians say Conte, who do they normally mean? Presumably not based Antonio.

>feisbuk .com

Are you retarded?

I see retards walking around every single day here in my town
Monkeys

The quarantine has to be over by April otherwise our country will collapse and end in a coup or a civil war

HAHAHAHAHH WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS IN?!
i could actually see this happening in Romania.

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Pharmaceuticals?

Gonna laugh if it's still around when u turn 40 and it kills u in a very painful way, this is what keeps me warm at night. Know u will die one day

I can't posting facebook links on Yas Forums you dumb mutt

Daily reminder that even in quarantine it's important to drink water BUDDEH

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reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-homes-insigh/uncounted-among-coronavirus-victims-deaths-sweep-through-italys-nursing-homes-idUSKBN2152V0

They are in the archive. I did not pay attention to the thread number.

done user are they mailing those out to every person?

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just a contractor, there's a few on base who have gone into isolation for having symptoms, tests have to be sent to the UK to verify, that takes a week or so to get results. We're likely 99% fucked as you can be asymptomatic and spread it. Only 6 respirator machines on the island. People can only leave base for certain reasons, but even then it's pretty lax, people have done beer runs since the bars have shut down. I'm young, not smoked, no prior lung issues so odds are I'll make it through but most of my coworkers are boomers, they're not taking it seriously either. There's gonna be deaths here.

to fucking right mate.

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Coronavirus is just a viral marketing campaign for half life 3

Only a retard deals in absolutes

Apparently lots of them are from a group who caught it when skiing, so they are on average reasonably fit, young, and healthy

Only 2 Germans severe/critical and one of them is this twatters grandfather. What are the odds?

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The graphics card in my laptop shit itself two weeks ago and I rang the store yesterday and they said the card should be in by mid-week, am hoping the eventual lockdown is delayed until the end of the week.

And after bedinh infected the chink in question ate a bat believing it would cure him and make his peepee stiff.
Fuck these chinks, man!

I just watched a BBC bit about it. Most gay op shit I ever saw. Some chinky bitch laid in bed while her beta husband waited on her hand and foot. Not mention of people welded inside their homes or being febreezed.

Anyone familiar with the phone service thing, implying that 7 million of them are dead?
Well, if you divide that by the 5% death rate Italy is touting, that means that 140 MILLION were infected. We're pretty much fucked

ICU could mean irreversible pulmonary fibrosis though

The German media had articles today apparently about how Germany underreports deaths
For example if a German who was positive died of lung failure they won't declare him dead of corona unless it's been proven beyond doubt he had viral pneumonia

Well it’s not going to fade away entirely. Diseases are hard to eradicate. There’s still some cases of the bubonic plague every now and then.

By next week it will be 2000 a day which equates to nearly a million a year.

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ICU means ventilator
Ventilator ALWAYS means permanent lung damage

not really, krautbro. i was telling the user that there's no way 99.7% survival is possible, unless you're the virus itself. it's however a bad sign that you're in ICUs, regardless

Lol sure thing Bondi beach

My condolences.

>Every country reduce importation from China and rebuild national industry
>Angry china tried soft wars
WWIII coming.

It will just like China, there will be a tipping point where complete the risk economic collapse will overtake deaths by the virus. You will go to work even if you die on the way there.

Newfaggot. Stop posting

Bermuda has two confirmed cases. They are packed in tight on that little island. Totally depended on food and supplies shipped in. Half of the island is completely dependent on the government..entitled crowd.

This could get interesting.

Yep, starting next week.
t. Critical Infrastructure

He's right, more people will die because of the quarantine than because of the virus itself. It's okay to quarantine for 1-2 months but not a single month more

Doesn't explain no severe or critical cases at all. Germany must be full of empty ICUs

This psychopathic behavior and attitude is why I don't trust any of the retarded bullshit on here.
You have a pathetic parasitic existence and only wish to see innocent happy people die to fill some sick void.

For the good of all humanity, take a gun, place it to your head, and spray that pea sized brain against the concrete brick of your basement.

just finished dressing, lets go

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At some point we have to redraw her as Oda Non style MILF.

Guess we're finally
>pasta point of no return

...cretinule

Doctors here are seeing lung scarring in their Patients. Two teens and a pre-teen also have mild(relative meaning) lung scarring from COVID.

You missed Josephine County in Oregon. 1 official case there.

Florida bro in palm beach county here
Im coughing, took an advil for my fever, feel tired and have chest pains
I called the hotline, they re-directed me to a phone number. Called number, they didn't pick up/are closed. Go to 3 pharmacies for information, all give me the first hotline number.
Called local medical center/hospital, they said they don't do testing.

Where the fuck do I get tested?

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Swallow please. Unless you want to go femdom route and she spits it on you.

>WHERE IS GIUSEPPE CONTE
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Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.
youtube.com/watch?v=WYH0LskZWVg
youtube.com/watch?v=Yo81j6o97Z4

She is already lactating, just not squirting (yet)

Writefag, where are you?

good, fuck boomers

youtube.com/watch?v=N0OLQh0fXtk

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based

>took advil

RIP

fuck that shithole.
nuke the cities now.

DONE

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I hope you lads will avoid it, cheers

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delete this.

another day maybe, today and tomorrow is AoE2 hidden cup 3

dat flag.. wait you aren't a Sörkaper are you?

30 days of paid time off begins now B)

Is a road trip possible right now? Kinda want to go to NYC to witness chaos.

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>advil
F
No shortness of breath=no testing

Very few countries break down the severe vs mild cases
Global mild cases are currently at 5% while global deaths are 12%

I find it hilarious how much of a card house that "economic" is.

Self-quarantine man and buckle up

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>there's no way 99.7% survival is possible
meanwhile in italy

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>end in a coup or a civil war
both will end with a right-wing goverment so... We must resist to live that.
top kek based orthodoxs wtf

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FUCK, its ogre

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I worry about my disabled kitten. Who will care for him if/when I die?

Well, you most likely have it. Stay at home and run to the hospital if you feel shortness of breath.

>sent a mothers day card just over a week ago
>mum lives in spain

now it's all kicked off it could well pick up corona on the way through the postal system touched by who knows how many.

Have told her not to collect mail while this is going on but I know she will.

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Be honest Jew. Does your "elite" even give a fuck about the average Israeli citizen? Tell me your thoughts.

Bayern and Baden-Württemberg are a bit higher, though.

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Buckle up your bootstraps, walk down to the hospital, look em in the eye and ask for a test.

Based and redpilled fellow magapede, we will win this infowar. wwg1wga!

>We have the means to produce our own hydroxychloroquine
>We won't share the medicament with any other country
>We will begin testing on patients right away

HAHAHA, Sucks being the ones that were betting Brazil to have one of the highest death tools, we will be free of this shit by the end of April!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1_IQcUAtAA0

Kek save us all, we're fucked

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>threads barely last 30mins before reaching their limit
this is the best happening in a long time

>took an advil

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They don't test post mortem in Germany ... main reason though is the delay, German hotspots popped up much later. Expect rising numbers in a week ... should it be enough to overwhelm ICU capacities they'll rise even more dramatically in two weeks.

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you guys arent seeing the bigger picture
This is going to be a great culling, we deserve to get hit hard by this, we have let this country degenerate too much.
Imagine all of the Favella niggers, our huge homeless population, the sub 80 IQ people that are going to be infected and inevitably spread this shit around without a care in the world.
We are going to make italy's and the rest of the worlds numbers look like nothing, and it will be glorious.
Maybe this will awaken solidarity and union within our people, maybe Brazil will finally move out of our eternal teenage years.
Our Society is made up of narcissistic people that envy anyone that has their life in order, people here actively try to sabotage each others success just so they can feel better about their failure, hell, we are at a point where we are actively glamourizing failure.
Our populations obsession with "fame" and social clout is a poison that has been killing us for decades
We need a wake-up call, and this may be it.

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everyone is lying but me

sauce
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>screencap
>screenshot
Why wouldn't you just actually do it again with screencap?

I would care for him, user. You must live.

Germany doesn't actually report on the patient status.

Thanks for the tip, what would you suggest though? Not going to stock up on life saving meds and risk getting people killed for a quick buck. Is there any secondary market I can profit from that isn't already occupied by local street dealers?

It's literally made up much in the same way as virtual shitcoins
Imagine being the "biggest economy in the world" and not producing any medicine or medical equipment

you are considered first world and logistics are already collapsing, imagine what's going on in Africa or Latin America

NRW IS NUMBAR EINS!

What the fuck do you mean RIP
Why F
Yeah I have shortness of breath, Im fat but I still jog daily I was self improving to lose weight
Fucking bent over to pick something up and felt myself light headed and tired
My buddy told me to go to some testing place and say
"I don't have insurance, I need a test"
if they say no or try to charge me then he told me to just say "whatever I'm walking around then" or imply Ill stay not-quarantined

YOU FUCKING MONKEY WHY IS THAT BAD

I do, but you don't
It seems that murican stupidity is not a meme
They took a bat-specific virus and crossbred it with SARS creating a virus capable of infecting humans

And five years afterwards THIS EXACT PROCESS magically happens in nature with the same species of bats

digits God will save me

>falling for propaganda
its hilarious how bolsonaro is predictable. trump says hydroxychloroquine + some other medication works (despite there being no real evidence it does) and bolsonaro comes out saying the same thing. theyre just selling hope so people dont despair

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it's malvinas not falkland

This man speaks the truth.

>since the bars have shut down
my god, they did this in (((oslo))) now too

it's going to lead to massive riots

interesting data from PERU: Hotter cites have most of the cases so far: Lima 241, Iquitos 14, Piura 18
while colder cities have few or even zero infected so far

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Keep going user

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Damn we really have an infestation of shills today all out of nowhere

Yes you're right this quarantine is only to not collapse the hospitals, in a month it should be back to normal. If it collapses after the quarantine, well.... RIP boomers

My worry is that these same favela niggers will crowd the hospitals and if somebody from my family gets it, they will be fucked.

Do you guys have something like HIPAA(here in the US) hampering reporting?

does anyone have this image? Really need it

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kek. nothingburgers really deserve a reaming.

does asymptomatic refer to the incubation period before symptoms, or is it literally that some people have it but will never be affected? if so when will it die?

advil is bad because its ibuprofen and ibuprofen makes covid-19 worse

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Checked

Didn't the WHO debunk the concerns about ibuprofen?

This statement is a lie.

You forgot
Ping Pong Plague
And
Chinaman Chop

I dont know

Call local Department of Health>

t. palm beach gardens

google ibuprofen and covid-19

It's called shitposting, my friend. It is an advanced form of communication bestowed to us by the kangaroo prophets.

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Hand sanitizer? Tissues?

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

ITALIAN PM GIUSEPPE CONTE DECLARES WAR TO SAN MARINO

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We are part of one of the biggest happenings in a long time. It feels weird but great at the same time.

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Lmao, it's not. People are annoyed but not so annoyed they go out rioting. They are not french.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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CONTE JUST FLEW PAST MY HOUSE
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this doesn't explain much because italy has a higher population of old bums. you're taking stats that can vary within the next few months or so. possibly even days. however, saying that 99.7% change of survival for those under 40 is simply wrong because there are other multiple factors that can affect them, other than age specific. (obesity, pre-existing health problems, etc...)

>people itt getting corona, and not larping

it's finally happening, bros. the end times

The WHO also said that there is no infections between humans
The WHO also said not to stop flights from china

Both.

>health food instead of corn syrup
>strong hygiene standards,laws & controls
>actually washing our hands
>following rules instead of lolparty
>high testing density and testing capacity
>never stopped contact tracing and testing contacts
>system detects asymptomatic and mild cases
>high standard and german engineering (r) => good care for our patients
>superior aryan genes

Holy fuckin rare

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If italy reaches 10k dead by march 25th it's gonna become a real disease...hell,I might compare it to swine flu even

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Also that drive thru testing in broward

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I wonder what ICU means once you can no longer be admitted into the ICU.

ERP FAGGOTRY? IN MY CORONA THREAD??

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People are so gullible. We're all fucked

come and have another go before you've died coofing up your lungs you mestizo monkey, we need your corpses for fertilizer

Jupiter here, I've heard the same issue with testing down here in PBC are unreal

lol we're 20 minutes away what up

By this time in three months, if you are a US citizen in any larger city, you will be wholly confined to your home. Anyone caught outside without official authorization will be shot on sight. Please note that lack of food, water, toiletries or medication will not be considered valid grounds for being outside. You will not have power or communication. Food will not be distributed. If you live in one of the smaller towns, you will be immediately arrested and interned if caught, and possibly executed. Plan accordingly.

Vid or fake

>he doesn't know
F

>Advil

No. No ibuprofen only acetaminophen if your fever is really bad. Fever is good and helps your body fight the virus.

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This is not a post.

This is what HIPAA does.

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im excited, i just hope this spirals out of control further and we don't have a time magazine level recovery story, that would be gay. my life is inconvenienced enough that i just want society to collapse already

It's not that much higher than the European average

Piss off!

THE FOOKING ISLANDS

I finally started filtering aggressively today and after a few hours threads are no longer a chore to scroll through.

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You dumbfuck, his terminology was screencap, your images terminology was screenshot. It would have been funnier if you just grabbed "screencap this" instead of posting a saved photo with the wrong terminology. Its just lazy.

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nooo, not my fucking armsdealerini

>lung Fu

Yes, 8g of lead.

>advil
stop immediately, do not take any NSAID

let the fever play out unless it is killing you, of you have to take tylenol

Just take a bunch of sleeping pills and vodka. It’ll make you sleep really well, to the point that you may not even wake up again.

>those digits
DAMM YOU GERMANS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It can refer to both incubatory and convalescent shedding of virus. The latter can last up to 37 days.
Asymptomatic shedding from people who never get sick at all has been reported, eg. that Steve Walsh guy early on

R A R E
A
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>Batman bechinks

That french study utilized 600mg per day, 200 more than recc. dose

Checked for aryan superiority

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it will hit the entire Northern Hemisphere like a truck

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It's getting fun seeing blackpilled libs being accused of being eco-fascists their kin.

meh as long as they can get it at rema 1000 I guess.

I'm banned from this place there they call grønland. if I go to oslo to buy beer I'm not paying 100+ krones for a fucking glass, so you have to go there... well I'm not allowed, they call the cops and refuse to serve me...

I wonder why... bønder i byn, bønder i byn....

Based

>NO GOY YOU CAN'T TEST ANY MEDICATION THAT MIGHT END UP SAVING LIVES OR AT LEAST SPEEDING UP THE RECOVERY NOOO
>YOU GOTTA PANIC AND BLAME BOLSONARO
>#ELENAO #ELENUNCA

you too Ivan, keep healthy