Flo rida bro here. How fucked am i?

Hey did you guys know it's flu season?

Seriously, what is it with Florida?

Huge boomer population and snow birds they’re scared

what the fuck is a smart thermometer

true Florida men will be able to rise to the occasion and retake his state once their aging jewish boomer new york retiree overlords get clapped by coronachan. then the Georgia men will conquer what is rightful Georgia mud

What's he talking about it's 26 deg celsius/ 78f in Miami?

Thank god broward county is redder than my moms asshole. Let little israel burn.

this, wtf

Florida here, and pretty sure I've got it. Hopefully 30 is young enough to not get thrown into triage.

Whelp...

literally go outside and sit in the sun you dumb kikel carpetbaggers lol just take a UV bath wtf

Not as fucked as me. Going back to tallahassee next week to hunker down for the shelter-in-place announcement coming soon.

If we're going to riot, I feel safer with my roommates/fraternity brothers up there than I do with my very liberal parents

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Can't wait
t. GA

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democrats win florida by a landside after all the boomers pass away

>no short shorts
never gonna make it.

Same people who think it’s a good idea to have Alexa in their home

>louisiana
>rhodesia
Actual rhodesian here, what's the correlation I dont get it

this is planned, just to help the Govt say look at what you fools did at the beach, now we must put boots on the ground

thanks Florida !

No problem, bae.

Florida man strikes again

look up the demographics of lousiana

>Pinellas county red
Uh oh

interesting how some areas are shutting down everything when the map data doesn't show anything unusual

>"smart" thermometers immediately report your temperature to a public database so the government can quarantine you if you have a fever during a virus outbreak
Doesn't sound so smart to me.

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Florida man here, right in the red zone. Have not met or even heard of a single person in the area being sick. I've lived here for many years, know lots of people. It's hot as fuck outside, the roads are empty. No one is sick here. Complete BS. That flu everyone had 2 months ago was way worse, everyone had it, it lasted a month, really strong body aches, very contagious, symptoms would clear up then come back 3 or 4 days later.... wait a minute.

You are unironically close to correct. Tweekers hitting the ER's blown out on stimulants.

wut?

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561 here, scared of all the Miami niggers coming to loot my house as they flee up north
I just wanna play some animal crossing and eat some DEENZ, leave me alone you stupid niggers

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>White: 62%
>Whites in Rhodesia: No more than 8%
Oh come on now

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My people

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Those were mercs/settlers from cajunland in Rhodesia. They brought their flag from home.

I heard the disease spreads bad in humidity so maybe you’re in the ideal location for an American user

Oh fuck im in the blank lmao

>How fucked
Hopefully, a lot. Pic related.

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He was comparing the pictures. Implying it was nigger huntin time.

>overpopulated.
your skin is overpopulated.

Really? Interesting. I know about the Crippled Eagles, I didn't know where most of them were from though.

Good lads. Very highly thought of around these parts.

more like 6-8 times worse

Smart thermometers cause the virus!

It's always time for that leaf.

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Fl*rida is gonna be a wasteland in a month

Everyone who fear mongers this fake ass hoax will get a bullet when the time comes.
Were not going to FEMA camps.

352 here
the place needs a good boomer culling
all you faggots keep sending your grandparents here
stop

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100% fucked. I mean you live in Florida.

Spreads poorly. In American English to say it spreads "bad" makes it seem like it does well in high humidity.
user 1: how was jose's asshole
user 2: that shit was bad, user. So tight. He is a total power bottom.

Its true

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Can i go next? I'll just poop that right in my mouth, thanks!

Also...

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this one goes in your mouth

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i am in orlando... I dont get it, florida hasnt been hit hard yet

Holy fucking shit, people actually have some bluetooth faggotry thermometers
>t. Use mom's soviet mercury thermometer

Meth and sex with male prostitutes is known to raise body temperature.

Thsi. Explanation please.

*banter stops*