/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2374 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

i always hoped that it would be an alien invasion that did us in. going extinct because some chink ate a bat is a bitch way to go out. we're going to be the laughing stock of the universe.

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Hello anons! I’ve been away for a day, have I missed anything significant.

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anyone got a timeline from shitaly?
>anyone got a timeline from shitaly?
anyone got a timeline from shitaly?
>anyone got a timeline from shitaly?

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The time to coom is NOW

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>kills 12k people in three months
>OMG HAPPENING CONFIRMED
Stop shilling this kike nothingburger. Kikes are just using this as a smokescreen to gain more power. Use your heads retards

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all landlords should be turned away when they try to evict you

13000 die from the flu every second :)

>Take a long shower
>All lust for fapping and degeneracy gone

Explain

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so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count at the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i don't understand

>+28,790
>yesterday was +30,664

it's peaking bros

happening cancelled

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could that be a result of coronavirus getting into the nervous system

>youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TINc

pee pee poo poo

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Anybody want to chill and hangout?
twitch.tv/neet_feet

post current prices for tp in your countries.

Journalists have been getting it for awhile now. That's not the first one.

>Virus killing smell cells from the brain

New York City is having Active Army moved in to assist Army National Guard, State Defense Force, and NYPD. It has become the epicenter here.

The Chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus.
As harsh and far-reaching these actions are; they have proven the Chinese administration can no longer contain this within the confines of their quarantine zones which is most concerning because whites are now obligated to deal with the consequences of the pandemic.
I'm not sure they're capable of coping with the miscellaneous facets of this sociopolitical crisis as well as Asians have so far.
It is obvious whites may face numerous issues in light of the fact that their societies lack the kind of asian discipline the Chinese population exhibits and this may very well exacerbate the current situation and propel it beyond the boundaries established by the Chinese authorities through their robust security measures and rigorous attention to details.

No amount of baseless, slanderous accusations can negate the valor and the extreme perseverance shown by the Chinese administration and Chinese people over the last month or so.
Whether europeans and other ethnicities are able to keep up with this laudable display of asian discipline and thus, decelerate the spread of this mysterious disease remains to be seen.

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Czech Republic stole the masks and respirators that china sent to Italy

repubblica.it/esteri/2020/03/21/news/coronavirus_cosi_la_repubblica_ceca_ha_sequestrato_680_mila_mascherine_inviate_dalla_cina_all_italia-251883320/

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what's the next italy?
britain? france? spain? greece?

lavanguardia.com/vida/20200321/474277280600/coronavirus-clinic-donaciones.html?utm_term=botones_sociales&utm_source=whatsapp&utm_medium=social

Spanish surgeons asking for people to make donations so they can buy gloves and masks because governmint is too retarded.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average American uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>The outbreak condition in Indianapolis has worsened to CRITICAL. Medical facility at Indiana Convention Center is at 210% capacity.
>The outbreak condition in Indianapolis has worsened to CRITICAL. Medical facility at Indiana Convention Center is at 210% capacity.
>The outbreak condition in Indianapolis has worsened to CRITICAL. Medical facility at Indiana Convention Center is at 210% capacity.

Death to the rich! Their greed will ultimately be their downfall.

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I summon the Corona-Chan writefag. Finish the fucking story

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That death rate is significantly higher.

"Alien invasion" would be spears travelling 90% of lightspeed crashing into the Earth and wiping 7.8 billion people out in the span off a minute

Spain

793 Italian lives lost in a day. Sharp rises in Brazil and Turkey.

Amazon wagie here, we're still going to deliver your shit or die coofing. We're expecting Christmas season numbers next week and all through April. Remember to disinfect your packages!

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I get the feeling we're already the laughing stock of the universe.

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jesus

normal.
no one panicked.
which was surprising, actually.
everyone has been very civil about this.

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Give me attention.

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any e-thot made a cosplay of corona-chan yet?

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I've had a sort of phantom throat tickle for the past four or five days along with mild intermittent itchiness, but the extent of time in which I've had these without escalating has led me to the conclusion that it's not related to corona as it would've escalated by now

The only time I go out is on my daily walk once a day and I never get within 10 feet of anyone. I wish the fucking dog walkers and kids and shit would just stay home.

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Have you tried a coronavirus awareness T-shirt yet?

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Order here:
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Seconding t. Mommy fetish requester

Spain

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>britain
this

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/

based and checked

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Shitaly wtf?

The Corona virus originated from within the homeless population of the United States who cannot afford proper healthcare.

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/typhus-zone-rats-trash-infest-los-angeles-skid-row-fueling-n919856

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why does everyone always misspell jews?

no suit for you

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From which Movie is this Scence?

thanks wagie, appreciate it

the great coof wars

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funny thing that when we stop seeing this retard posting we exactly know what happened, keep memeing dogfucker

>the sensation makes you tense up
>her eyes are fixed on yours, staring daggers. She's clearly angry now.
>"It was an acciden-!"
>she starts pumping with an intense fury, your cock seeming to vibrate with the speed
>one hand on your thigh nails digging into your flesh,the other one on your scrotum fondling gentle
>her eyes never break contact with yours, all you can do is watch her back
>loud slurping and sloshing noises with audible moans are echoing in the room
>you've never felt this intensity before, her mouth and throat - a size too small
>you start to feel an orgasm come up, your balls start to contract while her hands massage them
>"H-hey, I'm about to cum"
>she still hasn't broken eye contact with you, still sucking furiously

is anyone reading this or am i wasting my time

>libertarians
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sho-shoo wumao, you Communist filth is useless here

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Chinese shill shut the fuck up you sick chink

Lembrete de que isto é um nadabúrguer.
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Aren’t those countries on the relatively same timeline as the US? If so it’s going to get very worse

Czech Republic wtf

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The number of deaths/confirmed cases is or is not equal to the number of deaths/ estimated cases?

welll.....

If you answered equal to, your are an NPC or shill pushing the coronahoax, if you said not equal to, then you can see the death rate for the influenza is higher! pic related

remember how the FBI to this day never counted the deaths at Sandy Hook?
They don't fake the number of deaths for disease either, they fake what they attribute the death too, so an asymptomatic carrier that test positive for covid-19 will still be attributed to the meme disease(covid-19/swine flu etc) of the moment even if they died of the flu at 80. However the total deaths from disease worldwide, in the US etc, won't change due to the covid-19 hoax.

During the AIDS hoax in Africa, the total deaths from disease did not increase after AIDS, they just attributed asymptomatic deaths who tested positive as AIDS(meme disease) deaths even when they died of other diseases like malaria etc.

China has no new cases because the changed the test, now the test is designed to not detect anything , thus phasing out the hoax.

cnn.com/2020/02/21/health/coronavirus-reported-cases-covid-19-change-intl/index.html

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I'm 45 years old, and I've survived 45 consecutive flu seasons without ever once getting the flu. Never had a flu vaccine in my life. (unless they gave me one in the military, got knows what they shot me up with, but they never told me any of that was a flu shot, and none of it was ever seasonal, just the one pneumatic injection they give you in basic.)

I suspect I'm naturally immune to the flu. Would I also be immune to COVID, or is it different enough that I'm at risk of that?

0.00391687% of world pop. detected;

0.00016710% of world pop. died;

0.00253127% of world pop. "active" cases.

Still a long way to go.

Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers may be higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)

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he will get murdered for this the police won't enforce eviction action

youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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lamao
European "union", they said

6 million die every holocaust, you fucking leaf

History here: pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

>ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO TALK TO THE NATION FOR THE 4389TH TIME THIS MONTH

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This is fantastic work, I'm saving to my pastebin

American police are cruel and heartless

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Boy, this coronavirus sure sucks, huh user? Too bad I wasn't able to finish my research on human immortality and complete the universal vaccine before my untimely death

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>CNN
I ain't clicking that shit, nigger. Archive it.

St. Louis and St. Louis County are adopting stay at home orders

STL city and county issued stay at home order lasting for a month, going into effect on Monday

in Finland we are not testing anymore , fyi

also, do you want her to make you cum inside her mouth or stop because it needs to be inside her pussy?

who knew being a NEET was gonna be perfect training for the pandemic. all the normies gonna go stir crazy and suicide or get bored, say fuck it, and go out against the quarantine then get sick and die. all the while i'm sitting here without a care in the world not bored or antsy at all. NEETs will rule when this normie-apocalypse is over!

You are even more autistic and retarded then me. And thats saying something my dude.

link it

Love you argiebro

Day of reckoning for the rich is coming

Someone ask her if her vagina smells different after getting the coronavirus

It's not even funny anymore Yas Forums. Sure, it feels good to know we're not a bunch of social schizo outcasts who are constantly being dismissed - it feels good to know that we're not crazy and that we're right about things. That we know so many hards truths about this world that we can never share in everyday conversation without furthering ourselves as societal outcasts - as if we don't already feel that way even when we pretend to be a normal as we possibly can to get along with others. This is starting to hurt Yas Forums. It hurts that all of the fucked up things we know... it hurts to know we're fucking right about all of it. It hurts that nobody takes us seriously, and that there is no place for us to belong. I always thought it would be so gratifying to watch the world burn from the sidelines with a smug sense of vindication. No, I was wrong Yas Forums, this doesn't make me feel better. Just as what is in each of us - we are drawn to self-loathing pain, guilt, anger, range, and lonesomeness - and as we all know we lean into this rage because we don't see the fucking point. But what happens every time Yas Forums? Every time we want to burn it all we always make it worse for our fucking selves deluded that it will some how bring some sense of relief if we only exacerbate the pain afflictions. At least I know I'm not the only one.

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see

this

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twitter is full of liars too

GAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR BURGER AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 24,142 (288) Germany 22,213 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,746 (79) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,955 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,150 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Canada 1,280 (18) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,128 (18) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,046 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 734 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 273 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +4,759 (+32) Germany +2,365 (+16) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1,131 (+23) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +306 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +131 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Canada +193 (+6) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +158 (+7) Japan +39 (+1) Turkey +277 (+12) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Chile +103 (+1) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Peru +55 (+1) Philippines +77 (+1) Egypt +9 (+2) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino +9 (+6) Argentina (+1) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Ghana +3 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +191 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 Pakistan +233 Poland +111 …

>FULL LISTS
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What a fucking greedy cunt. People are dying out in the streets but MUH EURO MUH POUNDS is more important.

so how's the pope doing?

NPC's of Reddit prefer virus risk to economic lockdown, game over for shills who abuse NPCs too far
They are now BTFOing shills who push the coronavirus hoax on reddit
shill:
reddit.com/user/skremnjava1/

look at the history of above shill, the attempt to push the lockdowns is being slammed by NPC's who see the light, pic related

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We are still doing our normal duties in addition to Pandemic assistant. No, just being a Nurse is not an exception. We also can not undo Citations once they are written and issued.

Why did the EU give away 50 tonnes of ventilators instead of saving it for our own countries the fuck?

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that's hoarding communist tactics for you, facha!

BASED "testing is not treatment" tactic

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>ctrl+f
>20s? Nope.
>30s? Nope.
>40s? 2, both underlying conditions
>50s? A few. All underlying conditions.
>60s+? Yes.

This really isn't that bad a virus and is more close to a drummed up Flu. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks and we'll all be fine.

Keep fucking going

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EVERYBODY PANIC RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AAAAAAAAAAAA
NO NNNOOOOOO PLEEEEAAAAAASE
IM NOT READY YET PLEASE GOD DONT MAKE ME DIE OH GOD OH OH OH
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WERE ALL GONNA DIE OH SHIT OH FUCK OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Lol spongebob check. Epic