America deserves the Coronavirus
kek
He's obviously near the end of his life. Leave him alone and let him enjoy his favorites before he dies.
Based
Wait a minute. The mountain dew commercials tell me I will be out skateboarding like Tony Hawk and having a sweet ol time with my mixed race fuck friend. This don't seem right.
Pic related is the average /ck/ user.
Burger calorie deficiency
fuck trump this is the last straw
Based democrat.
Shit forgot my meme flag
Mountain Dew tastes like piss
Fact: Kentuckians are the most powerful race on Earth
I think it’s bullshit that they’re limiting him. Mt Dew isn’t essential, so there’s no reason to put a limit on it
>Mt Dew isn’t essential,
It is for you lard arses
When I was in the States, I realized drinking soda is almost in every household. And everyone has its favourite soda. Mountain dew, dr. peppers, etc.
What the fuck is wrong with americans? just drink water
>drink water
Why pay for bottled water when you can pay for bottled Coke?
>just drink water
zero calories in water
>being this jealous of the fact another country has options
Seethe
> What are vectors of contagion
everyone drinks tap water here
I love the States, but americans are weird
Pop/soda is cheaper than water.
How do people who are that fat have sex? Is there room to fit it in?
Soda is for plebs/cattle. Every American above pleb-status knows this.
This is weird to you?
so much this, everything is so fucking sweet, even the fucking coke tastes different
Bullshit
We have tap water
Mountain Dew is based. It's the best thing to come out of the US yet.
This is true
Normal life : go to work , pay bills , go home , sleep , repeat
Virus : unhinged people who tired of useless cocksyckers of society get murdered and no longer leech and cause problem for normal people
Win win
I don't often drink it, but soda with actual cane sugar in it is actually nice. What the underclasses drink is flavored with high fructose corn syrup and is revolting.
Gasoline is cheaper than water too.
>Coomer Cave
Louisville is the most contaminated within 100 miles of itself desu
International airport, tons of shitskins, the UPS world hub is there
based & genuine lol
thank you.
>tries to say he is upper class
>still partakes in patrician swill
Fuck off humble bragger
>just drink water
like water from the toilet?
>wtf.jpg
What would a Mountain Do? And what about two mountains?
Should've just let them buy that poison, they'll be doing everyone else a favor taking it off the shelves
Based and dewpilled.
yeah true, I can't see a guy like that surviving coronavirus
Tap water around my area is heavily chlorinated. You have to buy filters just to drink the tap water, cooking isn't fun here.
DO AMERICA REALLY
The loin cloth is too big.
OOOOOOOH
Your third world shit hole doesnt know anything about comfy living so stfu
I live in somewhat upscale burbs in Cali. Didn't realize just how bad most folks health is until people started losing their minds hoarding TP. I just assumed everyone else shat once per day, at the same time every morning, post-coffee pre-shower. NOPE. Nextdoor.com posts are out of control with people freaking out because their "IBS" requires them to shit 10 or 20 times a day. These fuckers burn through an insane amount of TP. Shit diet and no exercise.
GAMERS RISE
Dumb mutt, you can't live off of Mountain Dew
Americans are smart, they've been fattening themselves up this whole time in preparation for the food shortages and eventual famine. They saw it coming from miles away.
I must be the exception because I am American, in shape, and don't eat processed shit.
Yeah I was enlightened how bad it was a few years ago during college. My fat roommate would shit 5 times a day everyday. Maybe cutting on down on the soda and other shitty food would have helped him. Really don't understand it
Sodas are bad. It's nothing but sugar water. You are consuming high fructose corn syrup & yellow 5, which is not only bad for your health & teeth, but also stuts growth & shrinks dick size.
>drinking soda drank
enjoy the brain fog and low iq faggots
how does literally everyone get a girlfriend except me? how is it even possible? They seem like a good match
>europeans are poor. we americans can afford as much sugar jew as we please
This
I used to drink soda & not enough water during my meals a long time ago. But after I had an episode of hemorrhoids, the moment I started adding more water in my diet, my hemorrhoids disappear.
Sorry if this was TMI
Standing in line at Fred Meyer (Safeway wannabe). There were two others in front of me: (1) an overweight couple with tattoos, piercings and obvious trash acting panicky (2) an older woman, well-spoken and calm. One party purche eggs, meat, vegetables, water, some canned goods etc. The other party was stocking up on garbage like potato chips, frozen pizzas, (non-diet) sodas, and god knows what the fuck else. I'll leave it to you to guess which party was buying what. Also, nearly everyone in the store was either morbidly obese or close to. God I fucking hate most of the people in my country.
>when I was in the states, a country almost the size of all europe, almost all of the people there did this exact same cultural phenomenon
Ur dum
I really hate fat people.
Based
He's actually handling himself well. And he's not losing his mind. He's voicing his displeasure in reasonable way that the cashier just told him he could do it, now she's saying he can't, and she's lying about telling he could. I would share my mountain dew with this man.
You guys just hate your parents LOL