/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2373 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Retards

why did you retards make two new threads when the oldest general is still at 100 posts?

FUCKING NEWFAG SHILLS

Argiefags massively btfo. Their best player will die.

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What did they mean by this?

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the 1st thing im going to do when america collapses is molest a little white girl

Shit meme for a shit post

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What would we do without you, Gary?

*post successful*
>Ha that will show those fools, another thread derailed.
>I must stop the truth from spreading and need to help.. COUGH
>Oh scuse me, AND TO HELP! cough coof COOOOOF *WHEEZE*
>Ahem COOF COOOOF COOF AHHH AHHHH DAMMIT
>W-What THE FUCk AHH ACHOO
>"Its not very nice of you to silence the truth Mr shill"
>WHO SAID THAT?
>"so to distract you from your slide threads and spam, lets watch a movie!
>*sits on shill*
>N-NO! GET OFF OF ME! COOOOOF
>No no no the threads! They're coming back.
>"cant here you mr shill. oh OH, this is my favorite part.
>Coof coof please go, my masters will be very angry with me! coof coof!
>"I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, Ya like to...move it"
>NOOOOO!!! COUGH COUGH AHHHH!!!!!

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Why do you post with a memeflag?

How decent are my preparations?

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We are preparing for 18 Months of lock down for the U.S., minimum.
t. Cop from prior thread

S U B M I T
T O
H E R

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BUILD THE WALL
youtube.com/watch?v=k8th4IY_iP8

these are not bill mitchel

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Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.

Turkey announce 20 deaths today. Allow me to do some next level analysis to predict number of cases

>Assumptions based on worldwide evidence so far
i) Death rate 2%
ii) Average time from infection to death is 20 days.
iii) Doubling time of total infected is 2 days

So, 20 days ago these 20 dead Turks were infected. Mortality is 2% so that means there were 1000 infected at the time.
Doubling every 2 days for the last 20 days = 1000*2^10 = 1,024,000 infected roaches

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>not Bang's root beer

The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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why is /cvg/ not pinned yet?

reminder

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Will this surpass the 2009 swine flu bros?

Down the hatch in a week or two

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Prove you're a cop. Post something, anything and blot out any info that could compromise you. We need to know that this isn't a LARP.

Why do you defend CCP shilling?

dont respond to him please

Trump joined the /cvg/ side calling it the greatest pandemic in human history. Give up.

Whress hand? We need him to translate this

Excellent chap you should make it the one week indeed!

dead in a week/10

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>Friend works at Costco warehouse here in Illinois
>"user, you know how many times my nose has dripped in the meat because of the cold? You know how many times everyone who works here in the freezer has had that happen? If someone has it working here, everyone who eats that shit will get it."
>Works right off i-80, the interstate that wraps around the country
>Got a letter saying "If any police try to stop you on your way to work show them this letter so you have valid reason to be leaving your house"

No frozen meats for this guy

Because mods want to give thread splitters a chance.

You’re doomed.

don't tell me what to do

The trips demand it, but the jannies are CCP cocksucking trannies

Do you love your new Goddess Yas Forums?

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So do you have any tutorials to how i could modify my baseball bat? With nails or something?

Thank you. Shit is about to hit the fan.

well we dont have to trust you larp or not

we have the the trump plans

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

Why faggots so mean to argiebro?

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>everything on lockdown already
>only 128 new cases
You guys prayed for brazil to fuck up but we're doing better than burgers.

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China needs to pay

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ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE TO SPEAK TO THE NATION IN THE NEXT HOURS, SOURCES SAY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT STUFF

>ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE TO SPEAK TO THE NATION IN THE NEXT HOURS, SOURCES SAY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT STUFF

ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE TO SPEAK TO THE NATION IN THE NEXT HOURS, SOURCES SAY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT STUFF

>ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE TO SPEAK TO THE NATION IN THE NEXT HOURS, SOURCES SAY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT STUFF

ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE TO SPEAK TO THE NATION IN THE NEXT HOURS, SOURCES SAY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT STUFF

WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE WANT NOW? MARTIAL LAW? CHINA-LIKE LOCKDOWN? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the first thing im going to do when america collapses is molest a little white girl

i have about $4000 and a car

where can i go to ride this thing out?

Who cares?

seriously. its pinworthy

here

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Diabetus/10

Pretty happy to be a leaf rn
>can buy guns, ammo, large knives, silicon pussies modelled after JAV slutd, stuff that wouldn't be allowed in the UK or Aus
>not as violent and niggery as the USA or (new) Europe
>cities spread out over large distances making containment easier
>Trudeau isn't completely fucking it all up

built for bbl (big black lungs)

Yas Forums isnt even on https yet
its shit

Check

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No.... :(

didn't he already say that he wants to extend the quarantine measures?

He fucked your mom, that's the announcement

Inb4 can't leave your home during the weekend

Who is Tom Woods?

Hey bros I've been playing for three days and don't know what's going on
Could you please tell me why USA is dying and has more cases than us

welding your doors shit

oh

3% death rate, massively higher if the country doesn't have any free ICUs left. It's enough to consider that walking around risks spreading the disease enough to severly injure someone, breaking the NAP.

I don't want it to be pinned yet. Need more time to add filters.

niggers

i love Her but then i know more than enough to fucking drown Her in alkalinity

Wrong answer user. If you want to be allowed to live on Her planet better start loveing Her

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Don't modify it. Use it as it is. If you put nails it'll just lessen the impact of the bat.

Instead, practice your swing and don't hurt yourself or the walls. Look up baseball swing practice.

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GIVE ME CORONA, GIVE ME TITS

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Friendly reminder that only one BASED country has the QUININE in its coat of arms

>the tree in the top right section is the cinchona tree (the source of quinine, a powerful anti-malarial drug and the key flavorant in tonic water), on a white background, representing the national flora

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BRAZILIAN NUMBERS federal UPDATE
>1,128 cases
>18 deaths, being 15 in São Paulo state and 3 in Rio de Janeiro state
Let's remember that federal numbers tend to be outdated. The real number is the sum of state health secretaries reports.

Based Chinks ending the world by eating their disgusting cuisine. Highly red pilled

u have to go back

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b-but le orange man bad!

edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger! please donate money to Bernie's campaign instead.

The developed world doesn’t have enough tests and you think your count is accurate?

> flag
there are whiteys in mexico tho

If 100 million people get infected. Thats 3 million deaths! Thats still fucking crazy man

Spend $500 and food and guns and go nowhere.

translate it for us ragazzo

what's wrong with little mexican girls?

Post yfw
>Herd immunity

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>No one alowed to be on street except for going to work, buying food or WALKING THE FUCKING DOG.
This literally got implemented in my country like an hour ago. Like, duuude, if you walk the dog it's all gud & shit. Fucking brainded homosexual furry loving retarded liberal LGBTQXYZ pandering scum.
>oh look, it's another twitter posters are mindless NPCs episode

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The Prime Minister is going to speak
at midnight
on a Saturday?
To deliver important stuff?

Why?

Might as well post it on twitter - will get more exposure faster

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I was just warning you guys ahead of time.

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Listening to the radio and hearing all these car and pizza commercials are surreal. These people think they're going to continue to get business, especially car dealers lmao. We're headed for fucking depression. If I were in charge of that shit I'd be cutting advertising and bunkering up.

Reposting from last thread.

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My state declared 15 days of quarantine starting next Tuesday, president does not agree with his decision, and he still thinks it's a nothing burger, he is also infected along with his entire staff.

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say I signed lease paid deposit for apartment. Country goes into lockdown. Can I still move into my new apartment? It technically is my address...

Here

Use this. Good old American baseball swing. youtube.com/watch?v=Jk0eGgAPnu4

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About 30 minutes ago in N.Y.
Taken from Snapchat

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Since yesterday I'm drinking tonic water

fuck dogs, cats rule

Dear Shoppers, we encourage you to
>enter the flower shop one at a time
>pay with card if possible
>place your orders by phone and e-mail
fug :DDDDDDD

when is the curve flattening? 10 million cases?

German government will discuss lockdown tomorrow in the Bundestag. Will be enacted on Monday, no doubt about it.

We did a high amount of tests with a very low positive rate, we actually overdid the testing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_testing

Didn't Trump say that Hidroxychloroquine is effective against Corona virus?

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Nah italians have learnt to expect this shit by now.

Lol this guy is fucked right man?

>/herd/

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I've been wearing this respirator for like 6 goddamn hours and I still have another 6 to go before Im home. WHY IS CANADA SO FUCKING BIG FUCK

what the hell?

I'll do it for you guys
2 weeks ago he announced the Lombardy lockdown the night between Saturday and Sunday at 2AM. If he's doing that again shit is serious,

And the best part is that apparently dogs can carry the virus.
Might as well ask your good boy to go fetch you some brand new chinese bat pulmonar fribosis.

is going to take to the internet going down for people to realized how fucked we are,right???

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You should have waited to eat a pop-tart. Your fucked now.

Can you provide us with a link to a stream when you have it, pastabro?

Tfw waiting for based Erotic writer user to make "My friend" Mommy corona fics

foxnews.com/health/us-coronavirus-crisis-could-last-18-months-or-more-federal-plan-warns-report

To be fair, preparing for and actually being put into place are two different things. I believe we are preparing for it, but I don't think it will come to that.

>fruity pebbles
>cinnamon toast crunch
>small bottle of coca-cola
>box of strawberry flavored pop tarts
>nutty buddy bars
>star crunch cookies
>2 boxes of kraft macaroni and cheese
>Van Roehling spicy habanero glaze.
>Sweet baby ray's honey barbecue sauce
>A&W root bear
>Crunchy Cheetos
>Flaming hot cheetos
>Fruit guishers
>A payday bar
>An almond joys bar
>Outrageous reese's bar
>14 sticks of original slim jim
>Jack link's hickory smoked beef jerky
>oreas

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gracie

>he still thinks it's a nothing burger
I thought he was taking it seriously now? My radical centrist friends like the health minister.

Stickys are cancer

OY WHAT THE FUCK

breddy good :D

Why wait? Your people do that shit constantly on the east coast, you're our equivalent of muzzie grooming gangs. No worries though friend, lots of things happen after the collapse

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>president does not agree with his decision
The governor is doing the quarantine following the ministry of health's orientation retard, when did bolso say he doesn't agree with it?

He said he prayed to god it works.

not to worry
these will be stopped soon
the frog is being boiled as fast as it can be so it doesn't jump out
real problem with Romania is that it is the military doing the boiling now

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 24,142 (288) Germany 22,213 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,746 (79) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,953 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,150 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Canada 1,280 (18) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,128 (18) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,046 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 734 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 273 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +4,759 (+32) Germany +2,365 (+16) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1,131 (+23) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +304 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Canada +193 (+6) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +158 (+7) Japan +39 (+1) Turkey +277 (+12) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Chile +103 (+1) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Peru +55 (+1) Philippines +77 (+1) Egypt +9 (+2) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino +9 (+6) Argentina (+1) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Ghana +3 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +191 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 Pakistan +233 Poland +111 Ecuador +80 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Yeah, based on a potentially deeply flawed study. Still, I'll be happy if that's right. I wanted The Happening to be a nice war on China. Not a fucking pandemic and then a shitty war.

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Is_Z2K7guKs

kino

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it will cause a problem on the healthcare system

dumb avocado and egg gf guy here, glad you guys don't think I'm the dumb one.
Stay safe out there.

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So, no change of plans in light of all the coronavirus news?

Why is there a statue fighting in their midst?

>Broooo the happening is totally tomorrow
>I'm not saying what's happening though lol you have to guess bro
>I swear it's really happening this time bro
>Broooo

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>Today
>Sisters classmate gets a call from an acquaintance and is a nurse
>works under an otolaryngologist professor in my city
>apparently the prof went skying into austria, got back refused to stay in quarantine and kept working
>prof is now on life support
>had hundreds of patients so it's suspected we now have a cluster in the city

Hunfags avoid Szeged.

He's making shit up, it's a conscious strategy to take care of this in a per-state basis like any big country is doing.

wtf is this?
Seems like regular New York to me

bill is dying of the flu right now

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These are standard contaiment measures.
>one person max in the shop
>use of cashless transactions is encouraged
>as is placing delivery orders

Which state?

NEET tier preparation. At least you got Cinnamon Toast Crunch

It is already becoming the case scenario in New York/NYC. President Trump is deploying Active Army to help the ARNG and NYPD.

You could have bought like 25 cans of tuna and 5 boxes of crackers for the same price. Or 10 pounds of rice. You are a fucking retard.

No. Only moving allowed is for emergencies and groceries.
You could try to move your shit with your car (if you have very little shit) and hope not to be stopped at a checkpoint.

ST. LOUIS COUNTY ADOPTING STAY AT HOME ORDERS, HEADS UP MISSOURIBROS

stltoday.com/lifestyles/health-med-fit/coronavirus/st-louis-city-and-county-to-adopt-stay-at-home/article_da7344c9-fabb-5e64-9d3f-3883bf1fc1f7.amp.html?__twitter_impression=true

Brothers, I have a cold sweat, a headache and i'm short of breath. Am I kill?

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It's okay Ebola-chan, I still love you even if you're flat, you mostly killed niggers and that's what's important

All hail Corona-Chan!

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pls just post Bill MItchell tweets instead of this low quality bait. ty

Welp boys.. It's starting here too.
Forced isolation from tomorrow on in here.
>ONLY allowed out to traverse short distances IF you need supplies and are literally starving
>cannot traverse in groups of more than THREE people
>face masks enforced
Basically if you don't have a small market nearby or something like that, you're fucked.
Thankfully I got one right at the end corner of my street but it's closed on weekends. Hopefully the owner still operates there by Monday so I can stock up on a few more stuff... Can't fucking believe my family has not been taking this seriously, they didn't prepare for shit, we barely have enough food to last us 2 weeks at most.

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Wait until Coronga-chan arrive in favelas...
>Also: Will Bolsonaro keep his 65th birthday party today?

>24/7 news channels:
video.sky.it/news/diretta (it should work)
tgcom24.mediaset.it/video/

>Official Italian government YT channel: (livestream should be here)
youtube.com/user/governoit

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A lot of the things keeping "the internet" up (servers, cables, routers, etc), can be self maintained for quite a while if there is electricity. So it's more like that we will see popular websites slowly going quieter and everything gets more lonely. In time, one server after another goes down, major sites disappearing, until the fated day when something goes wrong with your local provider and you're cut off, never to know how it ended.

>your member is almost complete covered in corona-chans saliva
>She takes the hand on your shaft and gives a few gentle pumps
>You let a small groan eek out
>She looks up at you, smiling her iconic smile, two small fangs exposed
releasing your scrotum she takes her hand and deftly moves the straps from her shoulders, letting the dress fall part way, all while pumping slowly and giving small pecks to your cock
>It's almost silent, the only sound in the room is a subtle kissing
>She starts to suck on the head of your penis, sending pleasure shooting through your body
>her pumping slowly begins to build up in speed, while she starts to take more of you inside her mouth

fucking captchas

yes
t. suffers from dyspnea all the time and don't want this shit disease to make it worse

>DRC Ebola epidemic fizzled out right before Corona fucks attempts to contain it up
She just can't catch a break.

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You were kill as soon as soon as you adopted the name, namefag

Yeah real good job America. This will definitely work!

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Sounds like a panic attack.

She is shit testing you during a pandemic.

Question to the president of spain
>¿Por qué España e Italia están a la cabeza de contagios en el mundo?
Why is Spain and Italy at the top of the world in infected cases?
>No hay una explicación más allá del trayecto seguido por el virus
No explanation besides how the virus travelled

BECAUSE YOU LET IT IN BY NOT CLOSING BORDER AND AIRPORTS HIJO DE LA GRANDISIMA

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Grazie mile

With a car you can go anywhere you want

archive.vn/BO1rg

Holding your breath to check for lung fibrosis or Covid-19 doesn't work. If you think you have pneumonia and you are coughing up phlegm or mucus, check the color of the phlegm. If it isn't white but some other color like green, yellow, pink, red, or brown or rusty colored it may mean you have pneumonia. I think I remember a Filipino-user saying that.

Yeah, probably.

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imagine believing the Bezos Post

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>austria head of the MD association begging on facebook for masks
shit's getting bad here lads

hasn't been clinically studied yet.

ati belit pula, flacai

There's another bug going around in some places. I had a headache two weeks ago and I thought I had the corona virus but it turned out just to be a small cold. So take some medicine and if things get serious then you can worry. Take your vitamins daily bro.

Gggguys?
It was at 5k not long ago

so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

She did her best and will always have a very special place in our hearts.

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so were those videos on chinks shaking "dying" fake?

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As long as messi is safe were good

Idk but he has a bag over he's head

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Update Greenland

Only 2 confirmed with the china virus
no further spread
sermitsiaq.ag/nye-proever-viser-ingen-nye-smittede

how many people die in Italy daily in normal times?

and how many people die now?

Go to sleep bruh

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Apparently despite the lockdown Italians are still going outside and having events and parties. More drastic measures will be needed.

exame.abril.com.br/brasil/bolsonaro-diz-ser-absurdo-fechar-igrejas-para-enfrentar-coronavirus/