/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2372

DYBALA AND HIS GF HAVE CORONA

ALL FOOTBALL CANCELLED UNTIL 2021!

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What's the chances that the UK and some other countries end up as bad as Italy?

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drinking tea with lemon and honey. Feels super comfy, my dudes

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src
>twitter.com/jburnmurdoch

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How much more until 2020 is cancelled?

>You slam the door closed, panting.
>you peak through the blinds, eyes scanning for a figure
>"Damn it, I knew she saw me..." you mutter under your ragged breath
>you quietly run around your humble abode, locking doors and windows
>"No way she can get in here, no fucking way" you exclaim to yourself
you spin around only to see Corona-chan sitting in the dark, in your favorite chair
>"W-what. What do you w-want from me?!"
She quickly makes a dive towards you, gripping your pants and pulling them down in one fell swoop.
She says while placing slender fingers around your cock.
>the pleasure makes a jolt throughout your body

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>epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/sars-cov-2-sorveglianza-dati

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HUGGZIES

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"Oh, we a so sori misuta america-jin. purisu fogibu us. We du enitengu. Yu so sutorongu mista america-jin."

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>government does nothing
>people scream at the government to do something
>government does something
>people call the government fascist, the people stupid for accepting it and want to riot
This virus better mutate and become unstoppable to cleans the retards

The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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Amen

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ANYONE HAVE VIDEO OF DANCING WHITE HAZMAT GUY AT NIGHT IN ITALY? I can't find that video please help. Maybe you have source with music?

Digits confirm

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I have worked 100 hours this week. I am too tired to even sleep.

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mamma mia. make it stop.

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Np, the kitchen's all yours.

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Is it a meme that China lied or is it really possible to have 0 cases when the rest of the world is on fire?

FOR THE
H E R D
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MENUDO HIJOPUTA EL PRESIDENTE TARDANDO 20 MINUTOS EN SALIR A COMPARECER PARA HABLAR DE NADA OTRA VEZ

PUTO
CABRÓN

LMAO

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Ireland will have 1'000 cases in the next few days

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Don’t coof.

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Looks nice good job, but made one without the words

I want Corona-chan to step on me with her heels!

>you will never meet coronachan because you are a stay at home loser with no friends or job

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I guess the Queen is a necromancer now.

The Herd goes on

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>wash your hands
>Take Vitamin D
>Work from home
>Social distancing if you go out
>Buy the dip
>Don't panic buy

Seriously, if people just done these simple fucking things this could be over in a month but the majority of people are fucking retarded so it's over basically

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I think it's in spain.

m8 we will be fucking worse than Italy, screencap this because it will happen. Nothing about the Lombardy health care system is worse than ours, and we should have been locked down two weeks ago.

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reminder

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What are the chances? I would say 100%. UK does not test people enough, they were as late as Italy to the party. Worst of all will be USA. USA is soo late to testing. It will end up worse than Italy.

Does anyone have screenshots of chinese abroad posting a script about how the chinese government has the situation under control???

it was around Jan/Feb

If I spilt gasoline on the outside of a plastic jerry can how do I clean it up? Have a feeling people are going to start a run on gasoline soon

SICK HEIL

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R.I.P.

You know this board is infested with chinks and CCP shills when there are threads promoting race mixing with chinks and when there are CCP shills like OP who'll hijack generals and change the narrative by taking out "china" and "chinese" from the OP on a 24/7 basis because CCP doesn't want to admit it came from China.

JANNY CONFIRMED TO BE A SHILL FROM THE CHINK GOV

OP IS A CCP SHILL, IT'S NOT ONE PERSON, IT'S A GROUP OF CCP SHILLS. THAT'S WHY THIS FAGGOT HAS BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 24/7 WITHOUT TAKING ANY BREAKS.

OP IS HIJACKING OUR GENERAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE WORD "CHINESE" IN THE TITLE

THE CHINESE GOV IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME OF THE CHINESE CORONOVIRUS ON ITALY AND USA

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT THREAD WITH THE PROPER TITLE CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST THREADS DID

Thank you so much burgerbro

who makes these?

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ISRAEL
833 CASES (+178 IN ONE DAY) AND ONE DEATH
>833 CASES (+178 IN ONE DAY) AND ONE DEATH
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>833 CASES (+178 IN ONE DAY) AND ONE DEATH
833 CASES (+178 IN ONE DAY) AND ONE DEATH
>833 CASES (+178 IN ONE DAY) AND ONE DEATH
833 CASES (+178 IN ONE DAY) AND ONE DEATH
>833 CASES (+178 IN ONE DAY) AND ONE DEATH
833 CASES (+178 IN ONE DAY) AND ONE DEATH

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we'll race you for it

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OH MY FUCKING GOD AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

IS THIS WHAT Yas Forums CALLS A "HAPPENING"????
THIS HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST NOTHINGBURGER OF ALL TIME AAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

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Yeah I had a bunch of threads opened up, and then janny woke up and deleted all of them, even though some of them were perfectly on topic and had many replies.

It's the power of an authoritarian government. They are proving the superiority of their system. All other countries going to take it up the ass for years.

>now
She has been a lich for the last decade or two. Big Ben is her phylactery

>What's the chances that the UK and some other countries end up as bad as Italy?

i think 50/50
We definitely have had more time to prep and we do have a plan. However we have very few ICU beds/population and generally are an unhealthy nation
100k deaths seems realistic

remember to filter this faggot out

:3

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I think he meant the truth about China and not the things even Yas Forums had access to.

there's this pic of a horse also in gas mask maybe during WW1

because of this pandemic and these threads, i've been jerking off to china_dress more than ever

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God these threads go so fast. Does anyone actually read anything? I feel like im on /po/

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Gach rud ag dul go maith thall ansin nó neamhinniúlacht Shinn Féin i ngach áit?

Sorry, I did not make it. I found it on /gif/. I meant I have been working 100 hours preparing for COVID in my State. I am a Cop over here.

twitter.com/willwildart
he does the drawings

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would going to a sauna to sweat it out help in any way?

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Can't wait to see the final version when 7 billion are dead

Gift from god

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6 milion when?

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The number of deaths is already over 2k, do you think China and Iran tell the truth?

paddy

THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE YOU GUYS

UN-MEME CORONA CHAN NOW

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Oh god, thanks annon. I've been trying to find this for ages.

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nice digits nigger

Spain? like 200%

sauce, nigga

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I guess someone posted this already, but today we had our first death due to COVID

Thanks!

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Coof on some Muslims while they're out at the market.

Oof deaths are doubling every 2 days, UK is going to be so fucked.

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but your graph proves it's the apocalypse you silly billy.

>They are proving the superiority of their system
fuck off wumao, your tactiucs are worth nothing here

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That's an old graph. We are at 1.5k deaths today and at 1/10th the time.

G R O W

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would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby?

oy vey its annuda shoah

Any updates on the sisterfucker or is he still doing us proud and pumping liters of cum into his imouto

no

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t. chang berlusconi

Keep going fgt

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The police need to start cracking down. Big cities should make people afraid to leave their house by ticketing people who aren't going to and from work or the grocery store. If you see people partying, fucking write them a ticket for something, make shit up if you have to, everyone is breaking some law.
Car laws:
>Broken light
>dirty license plate
>speeding (even if 1MPH over)
>going too slow
Walking
>Music too loud
>Obscure curfew laws
>"Disorderly conduct"
>Not providing ID
>If you can't arrest, stop and frisk, every time.
Partying
>Noise violation
>Fire department violation
>"I smell weed"
We need to unironically go full fash on this.

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Irish.

as much as the media deepstate cries wolf about Trump, no wonder no one listened to them

なんだあのでっかいモノ…

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turn off your proxy

this u cucks are fucked

FAKE NEWS
Who are these people? Names??? ALL I SEE ARE NUMBERS. I NEVER HEAR ONE NAME. ANYONE CAN MAKE THIS SHIT UP

I'm thinkin' based

Anyone want to hang out and research corona?
I'm streaming: twitch.tv/neet_feet

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At what point does masturbating to a deadly virus start being immoral and in bad taste?

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QRD on this?

Thats great, but this shit started in November. Remember they arrested the whistleblower?

Haha anyone got the original Cleaning up pol picture

fuck, i've never fucked a japanese or chinese girl, and i want so fucking much due to these corona-chan hentai

Tomorrow we'll be at 400k.

hello

Friendly reminder that only one BASED country has the QUININE in its coat of arms

>the tree in the top right section is the cinchona tree (the source of quinine, a powerful anti-malarial drug and the key flavorant in tonic water), on a white background, representing the national flora

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no can do.
it's for Earth-chan after all!

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Yes. Glaoimid Ghaeilge ar ár dteanga.

Holy shit!!!
YELLOWSTONE ERUPTION!!!!
google.com/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/science/1240311/Yellowstone-eruption-USGS-earthquakes-Yellowstone-volcano-eruption/amp

It’s actually over! We’re all going to fucking die!

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>anybody I don't like is _____

el peruANO

>>Don't panic buy
This is a major problem caused by the media.
If people only bought what they are used to, it would be possible to maintain quarantine while maintaining supply lines. Sure, maybe one or another product or brand might stop appearing on shelves, but it's manageable. Everyone gets what they need and things get better.
Instead, because of the panic, people are last-minute stocking. This creates a stress on supply lines and breaks them. Apparent lack of supplies creates more panic, making people travel in search of supplies, which spreads the disease further. At worst case scenarios, this might lead to riots, social unrest and even raids on people's homes or hospitals.
And it's clear how the panic buy is unnecessary by seeing what they are buying. Toilet paper and hand sanitizer are wastes of money and space in the event of an actual catastrophe.

SAY SOMETHING NICE TO CORONA-CHANS MOM WHO CHINA CALLS "THE MOTHER OF THE DEVIL"

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The chances are 100%
Spain is next
Then the US and UK will follow.
Hopefully other countries are aware of this and lock shit down hard for the next month.

I'd say there's a higher risk of a chimpout and/or civil-racial war in the UK, so yeah, you guys are fucked, because coronachan WILL be as bad as in Italy, no doubt about it.

Based on Italy's numbers which r0 does corona-chan has?

who?

How many Africans will die because of AIDS mixing with Coronachan?

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that's echo chamber bias and that's not what's happening

>people A scream at government to do something
>while people B are being silent, mindless and content drones and treating ncov19 as a nothingburger

>government does something
>people A are content now and become silent
>people B now start throwing tantrums because "m-muh freedoms"

We definitely need a big viral cleansing to fix how diluted humanity has become with all these NPCs, but that scenario would definitely affect people like you and I as well

When you're done masturbating.

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never

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seconded i need this info right now

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archive.vn/BO1rg

Holding your breath to check for lung fibrosis or Covid-19 doesn't work. If you think you have pneumonia and you are coughing up phlegm or mucus, check the color of the phlegm. If it isn't white but some other color like green, yellow, pink, red, or brown or rusty colored it may mean you have pneumonia. I think I remember a Filipino-user saying that.

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there was some crazy lad who wrote dank posts how he dreamed about shagging his sister

look at those spider legs.
disgusting.

>world is on fire
>female friend is worried about some random guy she's bangin

Holy shit bros

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how does one achieve this physique?

look up sex magic. when you masturbate to someone/something you give it your power. You make it stronger or more corrupt.

Economicsfags are fucking losing their minds right now and it is hilarious. Just remember folks, we are going to find out just how essential everyone really is! If you have to apply for assistance because you cannot even work from home... That means you really have no value to this civilization and we will be better off without you.

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The earthquake in Utah set Yellowstone volcano off.

It's just the flu, relax. When the weed and alcohol stops being sold that is when you start worrying.

Ok Qnigger

One unmeme coming right up

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our country needs to have a military lockdown NOW or we will be on the same track

It's only a matter of time now.

usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-03-20/madagascar-confirms-first-cases-of-coronavirus-president

Yellowstone is weak. not even bothered by it

tu

>but that scenario would definitely affect people like you and I as well
Worth it

Finally, for once, it seems like (((they))) are not behind it.

the article is over a month old idiot

That needs to be updated to "over 11,000 confirmed kills".

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....high-functioning misanthropes need more political power tbqh senpai

With this lockdown I might get my SDR radio kit out and see whats going on out there

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Bro anime is going to be so fucking powerful

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Tiocfaidh ár lá

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Let me think... No. No chance. Go Corona-Chan I love you!

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he made some promising progress. yet to deliver though.

breaking news in newspaper here, check twitter alerts and also Yedioth Aharonoth newspaper

She will get what she deserves, don't worry.

What are you guys defending the stash with?

ty
Fixed

>r*ddit
>d*scord
>nigger music

Anyone that praises China is either a faggot commie or a foreign agent, maple nigger

reposting from yesterday for those who missed it
WHO recap: ty margarit

>Intro-WN
every day covid reaches new milestones
Wuhan 2 days no new cases
younger people ARE NOT SPARED,make up a significant portion
"you are not invincible,this virus could put you in hospitals for weeks,or kill you"
collapse of ppe market created difficulties, key concearn for WHO
China supplies WHO
Working w/ companies to increase test/ppe production
avoid sugary drinks, don't smoke, avoid alcohol, exercise
0041798931892 "hi" via whatsapp to be notified by WHO

Q&A
>China?
virus can be suppressed by all society effort-WB
>Spring celebration?
change way you celebrate,SD is key-WB
use technology to stay connected-G
>SD crucial?
it's part of a toolkit
part of the solution, not only answer-WB
SD alone helps a lot-G
>CFR criteria?
depends on country, be careful how you compare countries
important who is infected/tested,etc-G
>India?
tested 30k so far, working hard to have tests available for everyone
we recommend that all suspected/symptomatic cases get tested
testing only first step to containing it-G
>Tedros COPE?
we treat every country the same
principle is to give advice so there is no pressure-WN
>PPE shortage?
asking countries for their gaps and work from there
work with companies to maximize output-WB
without pol-commitment we can't work on this issue-WN
dont hoard masks,frontline needs them-G
>estimations?
will take time
"this is not normal, this ISN'T just a bad flu season, this is systems collapsing"
25% hospital rate-WB
we have to stobbit-G
>vaccine?
20 in dev,building on SARS/MERS work
still time away tho-G
bad vax more dangerous than bad virus
we have to make it excessible for everyone-WB
solidarity's encouraging
pls donate-WN

antarctica when?

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>Who are these people?
Use google...

Yes
Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.

Guy kept complaining last night about how his sister keeps sleeping in his bed since the quarantines started. He was asking /cvg/ how to get her to stop. Turns out, they're both "late teens". Obviously we told him to fuck his sister. Took him some convincing but it looks like he listened to us.

They had a talk with him and he had to write an apology for "spreading rumors", he wasn't arrested. That was at the beginning of January, not in November. By that time Corona was already in the news.

there is no getting off this ride

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Yeah I understand it after reading it again, sorry

And so, a new breed of twitch whore was born.

Topkek

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Don't worry, user. You can marry and have a good woman in your bedroom to fuck all through a pandemic like this.

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Hmm...this one?

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thank fucking god

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sauce?

By the time he finishes changeing it will be at 15k. Our girl has no breaks

Normally no, but if you hang yourself in the sauna you will be helping by increasing the world's average IQ.

We are doing pretty well. Much better than Spain and UK. Although a full lockdown for a couple of weeks is probably worth it to be extra safe.

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>she glances towards your face and sees the hesitation and fear
her slender fingers, slightly cold, grip harder around your shaft
>she leans close towards your cock and whispers,
Giving a small kiss to the head
Her finger slowly trace a circle around your glans, causing shameful blood flow to engorge your member
"I... I d-don't want.... want this." you shyly say
She gives it a nice squeeze and slowly turns you around and pushes you down into your chair

no such thing learn to source

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>user complains to /cvg/ that his little sister who is staying with him keeps getting into his bed and sleeping with him every night
>she follows him if he leaves for the couch
>asks us how to make it stop
>everyone tells him to smash
>he gets mad
>we keep telling him to smash
>he spergs in front of her and breaks shit
>she starts bawling and he chills out
>asks her if she wants to fuck
>she doesn't say no
>they go to "watch a movie"
>mfw

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>+300
>+300
>+300
>+150
>+150
>+150

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Maybe we just aren't low IQ jealous retards like you.

not enough

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wish she was all sweaty and steamy coming out of that thing

>be millenial
>be born just in time for Yellowstone to wipe a continent off the map and cover the world in ash
>this happens once every 600000 years
Comedic

I think there's a movie called Ebola Syndrome.

If you are producing scutum by coughing up phlegm, it may mean you have pneumonia or fibrosis and probably are infected with SARS-CoV-2.

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post your raider getup

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If numerals, 2k dead tomorrow

God I'd let her infect me.

How the fuck is it not legal to read something to your students?

You want this to end? I want it to continue for at least a year. Cities need to burn and dindus need to chimp out.

Fun times are just beggining

A C C E L E R A T E

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meme printer go brrrrrrrrrr....

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>22k cases, 83 deaths
How come so few deaths in Germany? What is their secret?

>when you need to poop but you also don't want to die

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More pls!

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actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/347044-salud-publica-espana-gracias-positivo-covid
Elites are obnoxiously giving thx to dead goyim.

This is the happy day I will rember when day is dark.

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The ride never ends

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is there any country just letting the virus run its course?

100%

Lying bastards

Last time I lived in Ireland the Good Friday Agreement was not even signed yet. It was not so bad down around Cork.

No worries, bud. I know the multilingual pangs. We are preparing for 18 months of locking down our citizens, minimum.

NEETBUX WHEN??!!?!? WANNA PLAY FF7

I am being forced to work customer service with no mask right now in the top infected state because shekels

besides yours? iran

mexico lol.

its not good enough, we need to have a full lock down now and damn the economic cost

>government lies to people for decades
>people automatically assume the government is lying whenever they say anything

You're a dumb faggot the chinks have known about this since early November. Kill yourself or Corona will crush your nuts and suffocate you to death.

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That's literally every western government.

>Uganda reports first case of coronavirus, just hours after all of its borders were closed to everyone but cargo

>Uganda reports first case of coronavirus, just hours after all of its borders were closed to everyone but cargo

>Uganda reports first case of coronavirus, just hours after all of its borders were closed to everyone but cargo

>Uganda reports first case of coronavirus, just hours after all of its borders were closed to everyone but cargo

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The United Kingdom.

India

The netherlands I believe.

Uganda with a case. Not Captain Alex.

Let me greentext Spanish quarantine:
>Supermarkets and farmacies can remain open, all other stores must close, including restaurants and bars.
>People can go to work in an office, factory, warehouse etc.
>No one alowed to be on street except for going to work, buying food or WALKING THE FUCKING DOG.
>People go shopping 10 times a day.
>People with dogs walk the dog 20 times a day.
>Public transport runs at 50%, trains and buses packed with coofers.
>Not alowed to run or exercise.
>Everybody lives in tiny commieblock apartments
>Children not alowed to go out
>Good goys spend all day in their windows screaming and reporting to people that are "breaking the rules"
>Breaking the rules means you don't have a dog or don't carry a grocery bag or you are out with yor child to have some fresh air.
>At 20.00 sharp all good goys clap for big brother from their balconies and windows.
It's all so tiresome

Good luck NYfags

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>Angola has confirmed its first case of coronavirus

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Rigorous study of the Japanese language culminating in a reading of Mishima's Sun and Steel

3 options
>1
they don't count people dying of secondary infections
>2
they test a shitload of people thus find more mild cases
>3
dying takes a long time and they didn't reach overcapacity yet so they can prolong the life people ready to die