How do you plan to spend your Trump NEETbux?

Neets don't get shit.

Put it all on black and let it ride.

You're a horrible person.

TRUMPbux. NEETS get poopoo peepee caca

It is by no means a given that we will even get it.

Ps5 and stonks

>be out of work
>receive trumpbux
>rationalize that you are not neet

there's going to be conditions like you can only buy food with it. so you'll need to launder it, so to speak, like buying Tide and trading that for cash.

Puts on puts on puts

Casinos are closing ya tard.

Lol grocery store workers rise up. I'm not getting a raise but occasional bonuses

cringe

Blow half of it on ammo, mags, and gear. The rest goes into a rainy day fund.

Motorcycle and gold/silver. Probably meet you in Vegas too

Retired boomer here. My son and I are opening a lawn care business. We figure between the two of us. Trump Bux will pay for a used but solid F150, a trailer, and mowers. I've already given him a modest but livable house that's paid for. Then it's all up to him to either sink or swim.

Not the online ones.

I'm gonna buy rims and an exhaust for my civic.

Should gain like +20 hp

Good dad.

Hookers. Going to finally loose my virginity.

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What are some good sites to find hookers?

Facebook and Instagram

Just message random thots in your area, you'll find one.

if it was a new turbo civic a dp probably would gain more than 20. quality light weight wheels are also a noticeable improvement. i have several sets of forged HRE wheels I'm trying to sell. Will they be useful once society crashes?

yeah, i don't want yields that currently range from 26% - 45% either!. who would want that!

>im going to gamble it all
>all the casinos are closed
>1 post by this ID
Why are you a shill?

he probably means on stocks you faggot

It's actually a r18 so I'll be lucky to get 5hp with full exhaust.

Society hasn't crashed just yet. You can use those rims for flexing on the poors.

I'm going to spend mine wisely.

Lead futures

which gen is that out of? i stopped paying much attention to hondas after k20a but the new type r seems pretty great for what it is. would definitely consider one if i wasn't too old to not look ridiculous in it.

>be salary
>get to work from home
>get wagebucks

This timeline is the best

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Turn it into crypto because the dollar is about to collapse.
We are pre ww2 Germany right now

We will see, I heard the Democrats have talked it up to 2 trillion, but they can't come to an agreement. It just might have to be NEETbucks just to get it signed before the economy gets hit much harder.

>he probably means on stocks you faggot
>Implying all the financial groups won't be closed.
Why are you defending a 1 post by this ID hit and run shill?

crypto hasn't been doing so well. what makes you think that turns around if things continue to get worse?

an anne frank real doll

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Good luck. Been trying to buy a second one for my GF. Sold out everywhere because parents can be bothered to parent their niglets and just bought up all the game consoles.
Buying a Vitamix and a gun. Like fuck im risking getting raided when all I have are .22s.

because it is hard to believe some asshole would go buy scratch tickets or some other bullshit instead of actually gambling on something that might actually pay off

Because while it isnt doing well, it is doing better than the dollar. And after money printer go brrr the dollar isnt going to have any spending power.

Probably put it into my project car.

can i convince you to put a bit on both?

>because it is hard to believe some asshole would go buy scratch tickets or some other bullshit instead of actually gambling on something that might actually pay off
Where do you think you are?

2080 TI

valid point. i retract my faggot comment.

>neets think they're getting trumpbux

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Both?
I'm always willing to hear advice, what do you have to say user

That’s right goyim, pay into the system for Israel and niggers.

Honestly, how ugly can you be? Just take a smiling pic in the sunlight. Swipe everyone. Don't be afraid of being suggestive if she's engaged in conversation. Offer to meet soon. Gotta be some bitches wanting it just as something to do or to ease anxiety lately. I can't imagine paying a hooker, jesus. What's even the point if she's not into you? There's always porn.

>not getting trumpbucks?
>what are you going to do about it?
>protest in large groups in public?
>lol

if this isn't the end of the world, or our market, oil stocks look insanely juicy. NRGX has a yield in the ~40%s. EPD,MMP,ET all have really high yields. PDI / PCI seem pretty cheap with very solid yields. CHMA and HRTX have approvals coming up mid year. Both have been beaten to shit. Most of these I would consider solid gambles. Even bigger names like XOM have nice yields at this point. We sure as fuck aren't going to see rates going up substantially anytime soon, not going to be able to beat what these give off.

2019 taxes aren't done yet so there's no fucking way they base it off that. Super fake.

8th and 9th gen base model civics have the r18, they come with 140hp but you can get them up to 160 with bolt ons and a tune. You can get like 250+ hp with a turbo, but that costs 5 grand and it would an hero my CVT.

Type R looks way over the top and for the price I'd rather buy a WRX. I love the new Si coupe though.

>No results found for "covid-19 emergency payments act".

Just to be clear, obviously not saying you HAVE to buy Monday or something. But I would think at least worth keeping an eye on if we do end up getting checks.

/GBG/ - Greek Borders General

GET IN HERE!!!

Where though? All the casinos are shut down.

If I get a check from the government I'll simply write 'VOID' on it. I'm rich, I don't need money from the government. I could survive for years without a paycheck.

I'll look into it. I do have a portfolio started and more oil stocks sound nice. I currently have 100 shares of oasis petroleum, got them when they tank down to .14 cents. Thanks for the advice friend. I'd also advise you that if you can get in cheap, right now olin and vista outdoor are cheap and have an expectation to increase soon

NYSE is still open.

I’m going to support single moms at the strip club

nypost.com/2020/03/18/nyse-to-shut-down-trading-floor-monday-due-to-coronavirus/ That's not true.

SPY puts and then buy a C8 Corvette in 6 months

This isn't true. Wasn't it $2500 yesterday?

You can still trade online. They're just closing the physical floor.

youtube.com/watch?v=qPW4FSVmD2w
Exactly. OP is just some maga shill. The economy is in the shitter right now.

I have a plan to propose to my girlfriend with the money. I bought the ring, now all it is going to take is a big way to propose. I am thinking about using the money to book a llama farm proposal.

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Hahahahahaha

I wonder how many leftists would prefer it stay open.

1 post from this id...is this one of those data mining thread

>is this one of those data mining thread
Yes, the feds want to know how we'd spend the money they gave us when most of us wouldn't qualify for the money. e.e

No, the 10k thing is only from this , which isn't real. There's no source behind it. Don't be a dumbass, Norway.