Are you ready for the internet outages?

Everybody stocking up on TP not realizing the real shortage is yet to come
>Millions in quarantine
>Nothing to do but go online
>ISPs overwhelmed
>Servers overwhelmed
>"We need to temporarily shut down online services"
>internet rations
Where will you be when the porn shortage hits?
pic related.

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you don't need it and it hurts you

There is a great Janet Mason dogfart from years ago.
I'm gonna watch it now.

How the fuck do you stock up on internet?

I don't even look at porn.

Its been said before on here if Whites had no porn there would be a hot revolution very quickly
Jews wouldn't want to play with fire. They like humiliating whites with porn anyway.

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By downloading stuff so you have access offline.

I have several 2TB hard drives full of JAV stocked up specifically for this moment.

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Remember when we repealed Net Neutrality and literally nothing happened?

Where else would we get piles of misinformation and memes to keep us occupied? We are too far along as a society...we can never go back to board games and books. It would make the entire system snap. That's why it may just happen eventually.

>tfw when the bbc spammers have upped their bait

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>porn shortage
nigga i been stock piling for years

Nothing? Like youtube, twitter and facebook policing speech?

What about electricity,dumbo?

Isn't there some Q nonsense post about the internet going off on 4/1?

I live near a hydroelectric damn. That shit can run itself on automation.

do you think that would have been better under obama's deceleration of the internet as a "public utility"?
this website wouldnt exist

atleast here in goymoney netflix and youtube and online games are already crashing down. after 8p.m. you can basically forget to do anything that needs bandwith

how old are you Son
here, let me show you some true horrors

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Reminder to get a hand-crank charger so you can power your pornphone during the collapse.

Also, sage for OP's disgusting nog porn.

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besides the cleaning and flood control and output control and quality control of transformers and lines and stuff etc.

If I don't have access to this pressure-release valve there's no telling what I'll do.
>neighbour: Morning, user!
>Me: Did you know that the furnaces in Auschwitz...

Why did they name their porn website dog fart? Kinda gross

>Where will you be when the porn shortage hits?

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Same way you stockpile elbow grease, senpai.

Very carefully.

netflix and amazon have already shit on quality in some areas

Reported for pornography

Niggers go fuck yourself

This is the "blackout" that David Goldberg talked about in Project Zyphr.....NOT electricity.

I'm on 150 MG of Zoloft so my sex drive is nil. At least until I take my Adderall, them I can fap or fuck four hours, literally.

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>he didn't stockpile ROMZ
This was your advance warning, now you've got one week to get your ass to archive.org and load up on complete sets

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>That folder

Mutt's Law

As long as steam works, i have thousands of hours in backlog unplayed games.

I better get a few tb hdds to download them now.

Oh thanks for reminding me user. I already got my steam library downloaded. Working on porn and ROMs next.

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Mine looked different, was white and had a switch on the front, I remember setting it up in front of me so I could flip it off when the feds started their trace because I was fucking L33T as hell. Hack the planet bros!

>Where will you be when the porn shortage hits?
I will masturbate to coomer butthurt. Can't wait for the moment all these degenerate addicts start going crazy.

Consider suicide

>Where will you be when the porn shortage hits?

I just got my beta for Wasteland 3, haven't played UnderRail yet, I can always throw another thousand hours into Civ 5.

And my TV comes in by satellite.

Do people a actually watch interracial porn?? I always thought it was a shitty meme

I've amassed a collection of close to 1000 books just for this purpose.

nigger

Based fellow JAV archiver

>not watching porn in VR

Leftypol simps love bestiality

>entire steam catalogue installed to run offline mode should the inevitable happen.

>implying the censorship wouldn't have accelerated and be even worse under NN, you absolute fucking wonker.

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Jesus same with me and Seroquel

There is literally nothing wrong with watching interracial porn.

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>doom eternal doesn't work offline

Based

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i might download the mass effect games

>tfw been hoarding for years, have 200tb of shit

Very cool user

tfw before pol i could watch IR cuck porn and still self insert as the guy

Also won't happen. Internet is a utility like water and electricity

I got some incredibly bad lag two nights ago then yesterday at the same time except it wasn't as bad. That rarely happens.

>Water and electricity won't go out
lol

It won't

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Just shut down Netflix and all that bandwidth will be free'd up.

Imagine still watching porn in 2020

I have so much anime downloaded that I've lost track of how many external hardrives I've stashed in my room.

Nah but seriously it might locally. Being not ready for SHTF at this point is just complacent.

I will miss Yas Forums if it goes down. Don’t know what to do without it. Might try applying to art school again, got rejected the last time.

But if the internet goes down where will all the data go

Your porn collecting is going to be worth thousands in the upcoming apocalypse.

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Goomer here. I have loads of games to play so I'm sorted.

I came all the way from the future to tell you your life made no impact whatsoever. You should kill yourself.

This unironically. First thing I did when SHTF with corona.

mutts law

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Back when the "internet" was all white people congregating on one of a handful of local BBS's playing LORD and trading warez.

So wait you mean we will have to go back outside to call people niggers and faggots? How do we make this happen?

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I still have witcher 3, both fallouts, and the elder scrolls games yet to complete. Never mind all the strategy games such as civ, mount and blade, total war and a few others. Hopefully we aren't all dead before bannerlord is released.

how do you make the folders look like that? I have a folder for Dogfart too but mine just virgin yellow basic.. i want chad folders