Brit/pol/ - Normie Friendly Meme Edition

I think only good can come of this situation even if it seems a bit shitty at the time,

this is a 10/10 in bongland

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REAL THREAD

You're right to be honest mate.
What is unsustainable will at some point not be sustained.
And now I'm in my pod with a month of food and a few nights of ale, set to work from home for the indefinite future.

hydroxychloroquine is working very well according to multiple different sources now. this will be over within 3 weeks

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anything with a set full of teeth that is.

nah shes a whore so it knocks of a few points

A toast, to Brit/pol/ from splendid isolation.

Cheers!

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>people take women in politics seriously
Though I do make an exception for the one true lady of politics.

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>OP pic
bishop is guarding the rook behind queen.

>no clinical trials
>anti-parasite drug for a viral infection
>nasty side effects including blindness and insanity

Fuck off you spastic a downy 4 year old could make a better brit/pol/ then that

>london losing its shit
lovely

Cheers!

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>nasty side effects including blindness and insanity
We've been taking it all our lives.

not bad, lad

Kys genetic trash

twitch.tv/boomer_chad

twitch.tv/boomer_chad

lmao

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I wonder if coughing in her face is against Royal Protocol?

> Been in self isolated for not even a day
> Out of smokes

This is fucking hell boys

Internet's up the shitter tonight or I'd be in there

>Micropenis_of_adult_Male_with_foreskin.jpg
thick

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Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance

>Yanks get $2000 UBI
>Bongs either get laid off or 20% of their wages cut
what the fuck lads

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I literally had a flatmate tell me today they're symptomatic and we all have to isolate.

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will the panic buyers be gone by monday i'm running low and fell for the 'it's just a flu bro' meme

thats chloroquine you dumb fuck.

and it's been used for 50 years so clinical trials not needed

she's hot, nobody cares about the politics

how dare you. anyway she's pretty classy for an instagram girl in 2020

The NEET shall inherit the Earth.

nationalise your neighbours fridge.

in the 1980's Michael Hestletine said we should get on our bikes and go out and help ourselves,

I'm presuming they expect us to go back to ram raiding like back in the day?

>nasty side effects including blindness and insanity
Based and blindmadmanpilled.

Walked past the telly, Saturday Takeaway was on - four prats running an empty theatre, complete silence aside from the crew being paid to laugh
Holby wasn't on this week, neither is Casualty - I thought they would've kept on about R 'arding working NHS

>he lives with another man
bit gay lad

This is a 10/10 in bongland

I can't watch tv anymore, 5 mins and I start to get overwhelmed with a desire to blow my brains out!

do we have a new, deadlier strain of the virus or something? the uk has one of the highest CFRs of any country. roughly 3/4 of all of our resolved cases have resulted in death.

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so is mine, this had better not be how it is now. fucking normies ree

we're all fat alcoholics, we never stood a chance.

L..lads, whats with the communist flags?

How are you lads feeling today?

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>Tony Fauci dismisses Donald Trump's claim malaria drugs are a 'gift from god' for coronavirus and says president is talking about 'hope' not whether it 'actually works'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8137925/US-coronavirus-Trump-asks-FDA-immediately-approve-malaria-drug-antibiotic-combo.html
>muh magic malaria drug can stop a SARS/AIDS hybrid

>Heseltine
that was Norman Tebbit

>I can't watch tv anymore, 5 mins and I start to get overwhelmed with a desire to blow my brains out!
Same here, it's so shit, I want to blow your brains, just from turning it on

this is a communist board in a communist nation. join in or you go to the gulag.

They're only testing people in hospitals I think. Actual number of cases is probably about 50,000 minimum. Surreal to think that in two or three months we will have to accept that 10,000 or more people in this country will be dead from this. Life in wartime.

could this not be due to varying levels of testing?

fair i like my women like i like my smoothies, sweet and innocent

Yes the Emperor is still on his Golden Throne, what does that have to do with anything?

uh oh

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What nobody seems to have yet considered is genetic difference. I wonder to what degree such difference is have an effect.

>>muh magic malaria drug can stop a SARS/AIDS hybrid
It is to combat the results of the coronachan
>Better than nothing

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Borisbucks, desu

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wtf are they stealing his jizz?

Idk tbqh, I feel like larping as a commie tho now

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that's just the Daily Mail, all it's headlines are variations on 'Socialism will give your mortgage AIDS'

& 'Immigrant diagnosed with houseprice cancer'

they have a program that randomly generates hysterical headlines to appeal to readers like you!

Fucking disgusting is this. I'm opting out.

I fucking love communism now

Push it to the limit

>women like i like my smoothies, sweet and innocent
Have a wank incell, all wumin are overpowering stupid whores

Boris' economic intervention, innit?

>tfw you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk
it's over for me bros...

Wave your hands in the air if your a bong.

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only the conservative workers party of great britain can lead the proletariat to a socialist future.

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hot. sweet spot for tradies

forgot flag, how embarrassing

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I just stream stuff from pirate film & tv sites now,

go watch exactly what you want without all the patronising fluff of BBC presenters.

what's going to happen when the more aggressive strain gets into the brazilian bat population and mutates via an antigen shift?

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luv Marx
luv Dialectic Materialism
luv the Vanguard Party

simple as

The problem about socialists is: they cannot build, nothing at all, literally and figuratively.

youtube.com/watch?v=ur57IunS9To

Sorry dears

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We laugh at Brazil....

>tfw had to break into our supplies today

Living off soup and ramen won't be so bad for a couple more days I suppose

I've already opted out, it only takes a couple of minutes.

It's nigger and paki part shortage issue, I don't want to be dismantled for the scum repairs, rather opposite, I wish them dead and painful one at that

They won't even test people working in the NHS, there are at least 50k cases. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we've had a million already but they went undetected in a younger, working population.

>all wumin are overpowering stupid whores

that sound like something an incel would say, how's your relationship with your mother?

she's like cortez lol

class war when

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everyone at the hospital will know you opted out though, makes me feel i'd get worse treatment

I live with 3 women

the landlords will hang first

>Checkmate, Atheists!

Are you their homosexual friend?

>genetic difference
Main difference is if your cum is non productive no more.
The other strain is going to stop you producing cum

No

this is a communist board now

Shakeybeef pls go

Should have happened a long time ago. Day of the rope fucking when

OH MAH GAWD

nah it is shit though

Communists cannot ride lol, sorry!

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Lum me mum, I do!
She's the only good woman there was

I still get turned on from suckling her tities

Quite the opposite, if you're an organ donor and you're in an accident they're more likely to let you die.

Why are you pretending to be a homosexual if you arent gay?

The Bishop is safe

How is your job coping lads?

Company I work for has already lost tens of thousands of pounds in contracts. Plenty more to come I think.

kek

OK, got it now. I really hope a real commie comes in the thread LOL.

KEK, I just spat out the people egg on toast la. The norf meme just keeps giving.

what is boris going to do when people start dying in the streets from sudden cytokine storms?

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hello lads

considering reading Merrie England

Corona's got us all down. How is it going, user?

wot industry?

>I still get turned on from suckling her tities

good lad, get your self a nice mummy gf

nothing, let the weak die

Usual shifts all cancelled, they've rustled up some new contracts for the moment but I don't know how long it'll last. Security.

I say read it

REEE dissident

Too paranoid to say. But we work with a lot of hospitality companies.

>he doesn't have a scouse ma

Don't care. My body is my possession and the I won't allow the state to simply assume ownership, I'm not a nigger.

Evening, silly Chr*stian.

wot

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Yes.

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Security for what type of businesses?

Spent today putting up an 8ft by 8ft greenhouse frame. On my own. It's been a year since I dismantled it. Like a fucking jigsaw. No instructions. I fucking hate aluminium square nuts and shitty bolts. Done now though. Putting the glass in tomorrow.

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>they're more likely to let you die
One for the lads, for the queen and a country, you can take it!
Innit?

this approach doesn't work in Pakistan, still a shit hole