/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2371 - A.K.A. CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Looking at things proportionally the US and Canada have a long way to go before they reach European levels.
Poor Iceland.

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H-HUGGZIES!!!

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Just finished modeling the coronavirus spread based on cases thus far and according to my detailed model with beautiful consistency (R^2 = 99.99%!) 500 billion people will have COVID19 by mid August

How many months has it been 13k deaths?
2 months, 3 months?

NEETs and social outcasts in Italy, are you still happy about normalfag panic, or has this stopped being funny and become terrifying?

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any edit where this corona-chan appears in the smile is something special

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Czech rep

>990 confirmed
>0 dead
>4 in critical condition (ventilatiors)

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Based evil scientist.

Guys I think I've had the virus for 3-4 weeks and possibly spread it to hundreds of people, I went on holiday with it. I thought it was just the flu but it's turned into full blown AIDS.

I can still hold my breath for 10 seconds so it's not like intensive care stage yet but it keeps coming back in waves, each time is worse than the last. What should I do

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I can't wait till the normies start dying.

They deserve it for being fucking tards

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Are we fucked?

>hearing people in and around my apartment complex coofing

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You know this board is infested with chinks and CCP shills when there are threads promoting race mixing with chinks and when there are CCP shills like OP who'll hijack generals and change the narrative by taking out "china" and "chinese" from the OP on a 24/7 basis because CCP doesn't want to admit it came from China.

JANNY CONFIRMED TO BE A SHILL FROM THE CHINK GOV

OP IS A CCP SHILL, IT'S NOT ONE PERSON, IT'S A GROUP OF CCP SHILLS. THAT'S WHY THIS FAGGOT HAS BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 24/7 WITHOUT TAKING ANY BREAKS.

OP IS HIJACKING OUR GENERAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE WORD "CHINESE" IN THE TITLE

THE CHINESE GOV IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME OF THE CHINESE CORONOVIRUS ON ITALY AND USA

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT THREAD WITH THE PROPER TITLE CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST THREADS DID

If you use protection the virus wins

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>UK death toll now 233, rising 54 in 24 hours
HELP US WE ARE RISING FASTER THAN ITALY DID

GET ME OFF THIS ISLAND

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Here's how to filter out shills!

health.com/condition/cold-flu-sinus/how-many-people-die-of-the-flu-every-year
>Flu season is hitting its stride right now in the US. So far, the CDC has estimated (based on weekly influenza surveillance data) that at least 12,000 people have died from influenza between Oct. 1, 2019 through Feb. 1, 2020, and the number of deaths may be as high as 30,000.

Hey, when a nothing burger eater tells you it's not happening, you let them know the coronavirus WILL take more lives.

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You can look at US states as individual countries. It's a better comparison. NY and Ca will be like Italy by the end of the month.

>eastern europe under lockdown
>no deaths
>people still don't see what's happening

Yes.

i can't, I'm so bored I've been indulging too much into weebshit past these days. My mind's too weak for this escapism

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based, joker knew about brand recognition

I love wiz

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Anyone have screen caps of incest user's journey?

It's Chinese virus general

Xi needs to be executed for crimes against humanity.

Schizos aside, China had this contained after 80k. It’ll blow over in a few months.

A lot of people are going to be poor for a while after though.

I want to order food but I am afraid of getting virus food, what do? Don't think there is any confirmed cases in my immediate area yet

>tfw living with chinese exchange student
>she wants to go back to China because it's safer and there's no more cases
>was asking for goggles for PPE
W-what should I tell her? I don't want my parents driving to the airport.

*coof coof*

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dunno, gas is like 2 bucks a gallon, so that's good.

The fuck is up with people not knowing gas cans are a thing?

>IT HAS FINNALY HAPPENED. SHE WENT EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

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Corona chan is spreading so fast I haven’t even seen the 250k and 300k corona chan tit pics.

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Yes except they can't close the borders between states like Europe did lol

FOR THE HERD

Reminder: if you are sick, it is your duty to coof on as many people as possible. The Jewish parasites are starting to sweat because their ship might hit an iceberg for a month longer than expected. The normalfags suddenly realized that maybe open borders isn't a good idea for now. It's thanks to people like you that we can lock this system down for at least a year.

Their chance of dying is 0.3% user.
They can however infect their grandparents, who have a 16% chance of dying.

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Why didn't you listen

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Not gonna lie, go to the hospital. See what they say. Or call a doctor friend and see what to do. I'm not qualified to give you any better advice than that. Best of luck to you friend,I hope you pull through and disinfect your entire living space and your body.

F Canada

fuck you all wumao yellow niggers: your tactics are as hollow as your Chinese Disease lungs

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herd it out. thats what would Boris want

guys i got a ski mask but was wondering if i should get swimming goggles instead.
as for decon is wearing a disposable pancho with a p100 respirator ski/swimming goggles and spraying my mask and goggles down with 70% alcohol enough? or do i need to burn my clothes? my decon wont be perfect but i weant to reduce risk as much as possible

DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO NOT
RESPOND TO THE SCHIZOS

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The 10s thing is a meme, your lungs are being scarred more and more and the longer you put off treatment the more suffering you will go through the rest of your life

to go where?

>believing China's numbers

You deserve to die from Corona-Chan

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>Moscow plans to send teams of Russian doctors to Italy to help Italian colleagues working in the areas most affected by coronavirus. In addition, Russia will supply protective equipment, medical equipment and mobile complexes based on KamAZ for aerosol disinfection of transport and territory.

Do they really need it?

Make her take a taxi, or public transport you retard

charmin and pepsi are to blame for this my man

no 250K, 300K is right above your post

>I REPEAT
shut the fuck up

>A lot of people are going to be poor for a while
Only amerisharts who lose their jobs (because of something they have no influence over LMAO).
I don't have to go to work and I'm still getting paid.

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nigger go to /ptg/. they are not bothering us.
stop trying to incite flamewars.

Antarctica, to some research station with 2 years of food and power

250k doesn't exist. 300k is right above you

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imagine deluding yourself that these insects are not ugly because you are a pedo incel freak

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They better pray to their god that pic related happens because none of them are coming back from this shit if it doesn't.

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It's some minor patsy that they will publicly execute for propaganda purposes

Yay!
Based hugs poster.

there was kittens in the tubs :(

You must be the same 'australian' autist who kept trying to divide the thread several days ago. How much do they pay you to be such a sperg?

Yes send your shit you won't need it anyway, maybe

This soft lockdown feels weird.It's saturday night and my town looks like a ghost town

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Turkey reports 277 new cases of #coronavirus and 12 new deaths, bringing total to 947 cases and 21 deaths

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>China had this contained after 80k
Good gweilo

>user YOU HAVE TO PREP BY LAST MONTH OR ELSE
>user THE WORLDS GONNA END BY THE END OF MARCH
>user YOU HAVE TO BUY A GAS MASK AND STAY IN YOUR BUNKER OR YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEE

>be me
>live in major outbreak area
>go outside for a walk and drive
>life is still going on as normal

Cabin fever is really driving you guys insane, isn't it? LMAO

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he's trolling...

even someone without any lungs could hold his breath longer than 10 seconds

(i'm exaggerate)

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Only thing funny about it is how normies can't stand being constantly immersed in social interaction for a single measly minute. The death and stuff is terrifying and has been from the start

Give her nothing. Call her a cab and send her away.

>I can still hold my breath for 10 seconds
Is that the max? I can do 25 easily or is Yas Forums this fucking unhealthy?

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Ha, very good Chang, much success in subvertings of filthy western dogs. You good boi.

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The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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>the top blue states are the most infected
Reminder that the Trump admin created the virus

Only really works for the most populated states tho. Somewhere like Wyoming will have way to low a population density for that to be analogous

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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