Preperation H

Do I have everything I need? What else should I be stocking up on?

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This is the worst prep kit I have seen so far other than joke kits. And I've been hanging out on prep-threads.
But at least you thought ahead enough to have power cords with which to hang yourself.

Mountain Dew and a katana. Jesus Christ, you’re a fucking loser

>newports
nigger

What about the gatorade bars? High in protein and much better than rice

stud finder?

that's for his boyfriends birthday.

Yeah, gotta find the prime breaching point when i need to go "grocery shopping"

You're going to hate those bars by the end of the week.
Why tho, do you need three lube things and only one, small box of condoms??
Also, with all that mountain Dew, you won't need to worry about accidentally impregnating anyone anyway.

>Newports

Based Black Mane

Thats why there is so much lube

Replace that weeboo wak with a utility blade like a machete. Even a khukri is more useful.

I figured you needed the lube for the giant shits you're going to be taking with all that protein.
Do you even have any ammo for your two guns?

Nice try

>astroglide

Nice

No, I do not

Now I see why you have so much lube.

I don't see a filet knife.

I sharpened it with this cool rock I found outside

The more you look, the funnier it gets
>3 packs of playing cards
>two fidget spinners
>swimming goggles
>four different sized handheld torches

based CRKT Crawford/Kasper Dragon

Torch? i dont understand britbongs?

>electronic stud finder

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I'd recommend another pliers but other than that you're good to go. Don't listen to these haters who failed to prep and now thriw shade on guys who thought ahead

Do you think I have enough lube?

Dragon dildos for your faggot butthole hoarding cunt pussy nigger Chinese lover

I think you're annoyingly likely to survive by happenstance. And that makes me angry.

Show flag chinafag

hahahaha this is so sad and extremely retarded

>No dildos
Not gonna make it, plus it's not your pic anyway.

flashlight

prove it

Idk I generally dont lube up pliers after use. I'd ditch the lube but it can be used for other applications like starting a fire, wound dressing and whatnot so it's OK

This is obviously a joke kit as well. There are dead giveaways.

>20 cigarettes
why even smoke if you're not addicted?

Weird, I only use it for my fleshlight
Don't tell the nigger

Please tell me you're trolling.
If not, take another pic with no more than 2 knifes and ask the same question on out.

You're not even allowed to own knives in your country merkelberg

That bag seems kinda small for all that.

The bag is only for the katana and the lube

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>whole thing is a fucking meme

>forza 7 and shadow of war approaching 3 years old, long time to keep soda around

Dashboard Jesus is a nice touch tho, lol

Why do you use reddit spacing? Why are you gay?

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>shadow of war approaching 3 years old,
That's so weird. I remember the E3 demo for it like it was the other day.

Lose the soda for a life straw and equivalent weight in ammo. Lose the fidget spinners. Get flint for when your matches and lighter fluid run out.

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No

Buddy christ needs to look more like a bobblehead of you are goinv for a fallout thing.

imagine this is your first time seeing this image on Yas Forums

Is that a stud finder?

Yes.

ok honest review time: fishing poles, pellet gun for small game, good job user. matches, lighter... ok but zippo with fuel better, also get tinder and a flint piece. never know. knives, tools, ok. better pistol user. you need a much better pistol. the fan? what? lose that. Clorox, soap. lose it. electric cords? no user, nylon rope. hook to if your thinking. camera and phone, no. all your food is joke, are you taking this seriously? you would have been better with MREs or campers rations. you will eat that crap by tomorrow. and the phone is dumb.
Gloves. get decent gloves. surviving is hard work user. first aid kit is disappointing, also get large bandages and blood clotting agent. hard mode: left over anti biotics, pain killers you don't use till you need them. smokes? grow up user.

Pack of newports is meta 2 bribe niggers with

oh yea, just though of it looking at mine, you need 2 portable water filters, hand operated, and various water cleaning agents. for food I recommend at least a month supply of hard tac, but boxes and boxes of MREs, and hard tac if your serious. several books on survival is a must, you don't know it all. plant guides, basic construction. Also, cammo net. shovel. the Katana is of course because that pistol needs an upgrade bigtime. pro mode includes serious hunting rifle user. Also long range scope and binoculars. You want to impress me show me your fallout shelter deep in the woods.

when the big chimp out hits they wont be taking any bribes user.

no baja blast WTF

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look at the filename dumbass. it's years old from /diy/ and /k/

you'll want a decent hat and a full length duster and a good pair of leather boots.

>astroglide

you'll need this after I overtake you with my larger arsenal

>empty calories
>mouth pleasure
>insulin spikes
>caffein

You won't make it 5 days. I'm being generous.

don't plug your cords into themselves