Reminder that Garlic helps the immune system. Also the smell keeps away coofers...

>you cannot make your immune system work any more than 100%
Your immune system is not always working at 100% though. Garlic shocks it into actually working.

Yeah I only use stuff that works this way.
I just want my body to function optimally.

I ate four large cloves yesterday and i had a fucking stomach ache that hurt worse than anything i have ever experienced. Felt like i had a billion rats chewing their way out of my stomach.
Am i alergic to garlic, or did i just take to much? The four cloves where about double the size of normal ones.

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>I ate four large cloves yesterday and i had a fucking stomach ache
You can't eat that much, it lowers your blood pressure. I would limit it to one clove every 4-6 hours based on the size. I think it's also anti fungal, so you might have just nuked all the yeast in your body giving you the runs.

Unless you regularly eat a lot, you need to pace yourself. This is true for any food. You need to gradually increase the amount of a food to allow your body to create sufficient amounts of the specific enzymes that will break it down.

Reminder that the Allicin that's in garlic that gives the benefits is broken down completely by your stomach acid, providing no real benefits.

Based Elvis Costello. youtube.com/watch?v=C9GlC9GyF4Y

Russian penicillin. raw garlic preserved in vodka.

>Felt like i had 6 billion rats chewing their way out of my stomach.
many such cases

Thanks, ill tone it down.
I feel fine today though.
About 90% of it is wasted, you can take garlic pills tough that wont be broken down untill it reaches the intestines or what its called.

Eventually yeah, but while it's IN your stomach, & being actively broken down, it kills a broad spectrum of bad germs. Garlic has health benefits.

Drink some tea to relieve tummy fren

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>honoring this based garlic thread
reminder that you can regrow garlic
stick a clove in soil and keep the tip with the wooden part sticking out
put it in a sunny spot and keep the soil moist
you can harvest the garlic when the lower leaves turn yellow
you can repeat this process indefinitely

>you can take garlic pills tough that wont be broken down until it reaches the intestines or what its called.
What's the halflife on Alicin? I didn't know it could be made into a pill & taken like that.

Garlic skins can be used for toilet paper too; be sure to save the skins

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>Reminder that the Allicin that's in garlic that gives the benefits is broken down completely by your stomach acid, providing no real benefits.
Reminder that food is broken down completely by your stomach acid, providing no real benefits.
Check out the big brain on Brad.

Let's get this trending

Ginger ...

They sell them at pharmacy here.
Dont know how they make the allicin last, but i tried chewing a pill once and it was like chewing garlic.
You also wont get bad breath from the pills, but i dont think they give the other benefits from garlic besides allicin.

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Italians love that shit and 100s of them are dying each day

>providing no real benefits.
You won't be saying that when the Vampires arrive.

just throw the whole bud into a bowl and put another bowl upside down on it
hold both bowls with the garlic inside shut and
then shake for a couple of seconds
the garlic will then be completely peeled so you can easily harvest the super smooth silky soft garlic skin

put the garlic skin into a mixer and create garlic skin fibres
mix with water (slowly!) until a claylike paste is achieved
you can press this paste in some wooden frames lined with loincloth to flat pieces
let them dry on the window sill
so you will get super smooth ( deluxe quality) diy toilet paper which is biodegradable
also you can reuse the water from the pressing process for the next batches of garlic paper

As a vampire, I feel offended.

I eat a couple of cloves a day, take vitamin c and drink hot water with lemon juice honey and raw ginger, fruit and spinach smoothies and a glass of tonic water purely for the placebo effect. Fuck Chinks.

Salt and garlic is how I stayed alive when I had a massive tooth abscess and no dental insurance or money.

It got so bad I had to drain it after it busted at about 8 months in
No pills nothing but hot salt water and garlic

you can also regrow ginger
soak the root you want to sprout for 24hrs into water
then put into soil but keep a little of the root sticking out
keep the soil moist until sprouts form/are visible takes about a year to gregrow in a sunny spot
can be repeated indefinitely
also you get a nice looking gingerflower

I was making fun of that other moron, now you force me to make fun of you. Learn to read tard.

It is massively underrated!!!
But there's a catch!!!

You have to eat 2 cloves RAW, preferably sucking on them.

If you aren't a fucking pussy youl manage.
If you do this for 7 days you will literally feel better. No jokes.

It clears your viral load a lot, bacteria as well.

Cooked it's pretty useless aside from the flavor which is of course awesome.

I like garlic although some consider it neurological poison.

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My family gets heavy glu. I just du k garlic for a week.

I'm don't smell like Chanel but I just literally skip every flu the second my throat starts tingling.

Is (he?) Bleeding a fairy? What is that?

It slows reaction time, test pilots used to avoid it. In Vedic medicine it’s considered to arouse unhealthy passions.

But it’s also prebiotic, which means if you eat it with quality yoghurt and fresh greens you will be making shits so textbook your paper is going to last a long time. And it’s antibacterial and cleans your blood.

Garlic is good, but toy have to be careful eating it raw. Don't want to risk a chemical burn.

I use garlic pills

they cook it

But you must keep in mind that garlic can lube up your digestive tract, forcing you to shit more, thus requiring more TP

lmfao kikes are already seething

based, I remember him drinking onion juice during his workouts. funny dude

Garlic tea with tonic water (quinine) cures AIDS. Trust me, it works

This!!!

The active ingredient 'allison' kills super bugs better than many fancy synthetic drugs

Cooking it breaks down alison

imagine thinking your performance is capped at a random number

>four cloves
there's your problem. never on an empty stomach, never three or even four at once

what a fucking retard

Mmm...
I would not boil garlic breaks down alison
But yeah VERY careful dossages of quinine with garlic should fuck up most virus

Four Jesus that's crazy

Checking in!!

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well most certainly a massive boner is distracting

allicin bro

i knew a woman that would put a clove of garlic in her pussy before she went to bed and then take it out and eat it in the morning. She was pretty cool

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good one - please have this baked elvis as thanks for your humor service.

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it looks like a bird