/cvg/ - Chinese Virus General #2370 - SHIZO EDITION

► Detected: 303,052 (+27,505) ► Died: 12,955 (+1,575)

>LIVE
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>NEWS
California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
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China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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UK closes bars, restaurants, public places
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Colombia to enter total lockdown, 49 million people
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>RESEARCH
Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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>Previous Thread
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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>REMINDER
China underreports number of infections and deaths
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Finland only testing high risk cases
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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China figures likely simulated
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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>LATEST CASES
18:25: 1,035 new cases and 56 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
18:22: 1,847 new cases and 112 new deaths in France.
17:55: 57 new cases in India.
17:49: 103 new cases in Chile.
17:41: 162 new cases in the Czech Republic.
17:34: 437 new cases and 5 new deaths in New Jersey, United States.
17:23: 2,042 new cases and 9 new deaths in Germany.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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Fuck China

I want to fuck Aqua!

Fuck thread splitters

I want to fuck wiz

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based aqua poster

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Should I call the police on neighour parties?
Also fuck anime OP

FUCK CHINKOIDS
THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PLAGUE
BUT DONT SPLIT THE THREADS YOU RETARDS

Trump just retweeted a thread that has all of the information we've known about since January. People will legitimately be shitting their pants now.

twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1236736335794167808

Fuck this world burn it ahahahah

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op can have it back after this

this is only to see if a ccp jannie is here

LOOK HOW FUCKING SHILLS RAN IN INSTANTLY CRYING THREAD SPLITTERS AND OTHER BULLSHIT! OP CAN YOU SEE NOW????

yes.

Reminder that Ainz can take Aqua anyday

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>tfw a shill
i would like to be paid for it then
also nice flag ruski forgot your memeflag

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Please, let corona-chan win the battle with cancer. One day she'll beat cancer for sure

>asia gets it
>not our first rodeo, shut everything down and we can keep infection rates low outside of China
>Italy gets it
>all of the EU starts dying off and it gets worse in the US
Fuck chinks for starting this shit and fuck wops for making it worse than it needed to be.
Oh, and fuck zoomies who think they're invincibile

ARGIE FAG DOESNT HAVE A LICENSE OR PERMISSION TO BE THE ONLY OP

IF SOMEONE MADE A THREAD EARLIER BUT THE RETARDED ARGIE CCP SHILL MAKES ANOTHER, THEN THE RETARDED CCP SHILLING ARGIE COMMIE IS THE SPLITTER

Nothingfags BTFO

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isekai quartet disagrees with you

If this gets deleted Ill take back what I said in the other thread fren. Good luck out there

Let Argiebaker do his job, you fucking mongoloid.

fake thread real

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That's a nice ass but what the fuck is with the contents of that fridge?

it's a fucking test you fucks, if i get banned then china owns the thread if not then you're fucking clear

eat a dick

Where are the US state list?
I WANT THE USA STATE DEATH RACE!
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

yes, fuck normies

COOM

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I wish Coronavirus was actually serious enough to kill the world and not a bunch of unhealthy mutts who haven’t exercised in decades

i doubt china owns Yas Forums tho desu senpai

...I mean, he did add Chinese to the edition name, but this is pretty unbased Argiebro, wtf I thought you were cool. Maybe its not even the same old argiebro?

I think you should get banned for being a retard

fuck off splitnigger get cancer and die with pain please

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>Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected

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>meanwhile, on flightaware
Tells you exactly how seriously the people in charge take it.

it's better to know for sure isn't it?

You mean like every Happening for probably ever.

You didn't update the count, retard. Just stop. The argie thread already says ChInEsE ViRuS too. You also created it 50 replies earlier, clasic meme splitter behavior.

Real thread:

Meanwhile in America
Angry white bois kill more than the virus ever will

you're already ban evading from earlier today

the only thing you can get is the thread deleted since the point of a general is to not have multiple threads at same time

>aquaposters are 1 person
I seriously hope you don't believe this

Take your meds, schizo freaks.

I hope you do get banned, you sperg :>)

Pandemic? More like PLANdemic by the dems and the deepstate to bungle Trumps campaign and the MAGA movement.

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Reminder Tanya takes them both before breakfast

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Doesn't have much in the fridge itself but there are plenty of drinks in the door. Looks like a case of beers on the top shelf and bottles of water below.

The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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You're a dummy and if any country in Europe falls to the plague first it'll probably be France then (You)

I want to fuck Aqua while Megumin watches

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I am aware, but what kind of a fucker has such things only in their fridge?

lmao

>tfw Corona Chan was bad enough but now we have to fight the "invisible enemy" and the "Chinese virus."

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Does anyone have that chart of the symptom progression for corona? I remember reading gastro-intestinal issues were common in the first few days...

What they don't know is that he knew about their plan all along and plans to take over the country as a King with operation Freejack

Hey spam user, I'm still not banned yet. Maybe the Chinese are sleeping?

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Isn't drumpf the only one calling it that?

I have a mini fridge for my room that looks like that most days. I just use it for drinks. It's not like that's a full family size unit anyway.

You need to take the chicitypill
youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM

I barely have anything in the fridge, mainly some kilos of cheese and butter, occasionally meat and an open milk carton. I mostly eat fresh shit so I don't stock up the fridge that much, and other stuff I have don't need to be stuck in a fridge. That being said, I could go without buying more food for the next 6 months, with the leftovers of my current rotation cycle.