/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2369 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Did you just call your own politicians schizos?

GOALS FOR MARCH 21:

36,000 new infections
1,800 new deaths

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where are you at?

HOLY KEK

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Still zero cases in Polska. Just like in good old times

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But it still is nothing?
Do you know many people died from the norovirus so far this year?
How many car accidents there were 3 months ago?

And yes, how many people die FROM THE FUCKING FLU?

You are all brainwashed chinese euro american corporate pussies. Stay home and be out of work.

Can someone post the cvg movie list pls

EBIG.

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It was Eritrea.

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leave corona-chan to me

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twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1241441682517712897

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Is not everyone else of being the impressed with Xi handle of the America Virus?

>more threads than deaths (per day)

nothingburger

over 300 you mong

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ATTENTION ALL WUMAO AND YELLOW NIGGERS: YOUR TACTICS ARE POINTLESS

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Wömen are the pröblem.

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Not getting vaxxed if theres a microchip.

Fuck Bill Gates and his semitic trickery

Why are the threads so fast again, are there still a lot of non quarantined wagies here?

Seems if you are not the EU, import cheap chink labor to make cheap but then sell it at huge profit goods you tend not to have the problem

memeflag posting unfunny twitter shit. fuck off

You know what guys I think this is a nothing burger you know. Yup I think you should all head out and enjoy life. Don't mind me I will just NEET it up here.

Google "exponential" please.

stop asking questions and take the vaccine. it's for your own good.

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like a month

cant stop, wont stop

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youtube.com/watch?v=3-3Yok5D3Aw

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Eat fewer dicks and you will be fine

Never. Everyone is in lockdown at home now; the virus will run out of hosts in a couple weeks and it'll level out.
>inb4 shilll shilll
It's just the truth, sorry.

Sooner than Half Life 3.

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Will neets be ok?

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neets wake up at about 3 pm

>more threads than 6 times the number of deaths
Truly a nothingburger. Only 6 deaths for every new thread lmao.

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

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Shills get the coof

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Excuse me but I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as "the chink plague" is more formally known as a variety of terms, among them:

>Wu Flu
>WHO Flu
>Wumonia
>Kung Flu
>WuHu Flu
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>Lung Pao
>Justa Flu
>Coofit-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Poohmonia
>Flu Manchu
>Chop Fluey
>Coronachan
>Red Plague
>Chinkenpox
>Commie Cold
>Ow-Chi Lung
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Yellow Fever
>Xi Jinplague
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Genghis Cough
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Winnie the Flu
>Wubonic Plague
>Boomer Remover
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Mandarin Malady
>Shanghai Shivers
>Confucian Cancer
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Bill Gates Event 201
>Communist Lung Herpes
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>China's One Corpse Policy
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo

Thank you for your attention on this important matter.

Hope I'm naturally immune and bitches will want me to breed them to give their kids my superior genetics

2007

CHINA IS A TIME BOMB
>CHINA IS A TIME BOMB
CHINA IS A TIME BOMB
>CHINA IS A TIME BOMB

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my guess has been, and will remain, April 1

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Chink spotted.

3-4 weeks from now if the trends hold.

>Everyone
Not here.

italy no...
thread must have went nuclear when those numbers dropped

>Winnie the Pooh

Id and digits for collapse of canada

I honestly can't believe you schizos are coping this hard. Do you honestly think this is even going to kill even literally 1% of our population? The worst case scenario is that we get to watch movies for a couple weeks before having to go back to work and in three months nobody is even going to remember this was even a thing. This is literally Kony 2012 and it's only so that Drumpf can issue a national emergency. Bill Mitchell is right about everything. Take your meds you schizos

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Corona has already passe seasonal flu in terms of deaths per day and there are no signs of it stopping.

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Thanks, and MAGA!

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FEMA DECLARES NEW YORK A ‘MAJOR DISASTER’

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Why are you nothing fags so shit at maths?

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Barring the fact that no nation can or will provide factual evidence to back up their claims on infected or dead...

300,000/7,800,000,000=.004%

This is the ASTOUNDINGLY insignificant number of people infected they are panicking everybody over, and stepping on your rights for.
Quinine derivative cures it.
Most persons who have been infected have survived through their own immuno-responces or development of natural immunity in their bodies. SARS and MRS were both classed Novel Coronalviri (and are close comparisons, cousins as it were, of Covid-19), and were treatable and survivable in exactly the same fashion.

>b-bu-but it's incurable cuz its from animals n shit!!
Wrong. How do you think human immuno-response ever developed checks against any other pathogen then? You are being lied to.
>It spreads alarmingly fast!!!
No it doesn't. It has at least a 2 week incubation period and chongland hid it from everybody for 2 months at least. Now the already infected are caching up on origination of infection. Conformation bias isn't a real reason to shut down whole countries.
>I--I--ITS"S DEADLIEST INFECTION EVER!!
Nope. Bubonic plague wiped out 3/5ths of those infected after accounting for malinformation of the eras it struck within (specifically tracking of family lineages). 13,000/300000=4.33% (non repeating). 4.33% simplified is 1/25th.
The Spanish Influenza has strikingly similar math in comparison to the plagues.

The absolute best way we are going to beat bad the globalist alarmism and artificial panic and take back our rights and freedoms is by shoving (((their))) own maths back in their stupid faces.
This was ALWAYS leading to an excuse to test their planned civilian control methods and system, and now we NEED to fight back!

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do we tell him about math and exponential growth anons? or do we just let him continue being retarded

Ok shill chang

Someone post the cvg movies picture

Ey Romanian hombres, those 227 "Romanians" that were brought back in the country from Torino, Italy are ALL gypsies. Friend of a friend who works at the Henri Coanda airport they arrived in confirmed this. They were all taken into a hotel instantly. Expect them all to be infected and furthermore, expect them to break the quarantine and infect more people.

Dick when

April

'member when drumph fired all the people in the government who were tasked to deal with pandemics? I do

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Disease has already peaked. Nothing to see here; everyone leave home.

real NEETchads have no set sleep and wake times

Bill Gates has spoken fondly of mass population reduction before. His "vaccine" will not cure you

i'd do it and then just take a mri to destroy the chip

they want us to die lads

Growing every day, along with my list of filters.

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twitter.com/HKrebornNow/status/1240837116294303744
Wuhan people are still suffering.

Breed me, daddy.

What are the confirmed and unconfirmed symptoms of Corona?

What % of the world was infected last month? Now compare the difference.

Feeling very bad for my fellow Americans... They believe the lies and deceit of our government. Luckily a lot are waking up to see that the virus really originate in our own country. Not China like the officials say.

kill yourself

Xinnie the Flu

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Do car accident deaths double every four days?

JANNY CONFIRMED TO BE A SHILL FROM THE CHINK GOV

OP IS A CCP SHILL, IT'S NOT ONE PERSON, IT'S A GROUP OF CCP SHILLS. THAT'S WHY THIS FAGGOT HAS BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 24/7 WITHOUT TAKING ANY BREAKS.

OP IS HIJACKING OUR GENERAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE WORD "CHINESE" IN THE TITLE

THE CHINESE GOV IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME OF THE CHINESE CORONOVIRUS ON ITALY AND USA

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT THREAD WITH THE PROPER TITLE CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST THREADS DID.

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With 1.500 deaths today it passed Rotavirus and is very close to passing Shigellosis too. It's about to become the 6th most deadly disease on the planet right now.

yeah bro I'm just taking care of all this toilet paper and canned goods, everyone else go have fun, you're only young once etc etc.

>cnn.com/2020/01/30/politics/donald-trump-coronavirus-diversity-obama/index.html

Remember when CNN bitched about too many whites on the team back in January?

better tweet that to MIGA pronto so he opens everything back up and promotes you to head cocksucking seethmaster!

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>Everyone is in lockdown at home now
right

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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>that flag
>that photoshopped picture of a yellow roastie with plastic surgeries and make-up
Every time.

Except no ones respects the lockdown, you add that to the 2-3 weeks incubation period and 100k official deaths is coming

Figures are doubling every three days or so..so, we're at say 13K now, so 26 k(3 days), 52K (6 days), 104K (12 days)..so yeah, in 2 weeks give or take.

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>not enjoying a female cock

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This.
>inb4 i cant because the gubmint shut everything down
Shitposting on Yas Forums won't change that

Says the cityfag. RURALTHADS will inherit the earth.

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Take your meds memeflag

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Don't be mad at me, Ahmed. I just watch wrong map

this retarded virus is causing more damage to economy than to people
they banned all public transport and I have no way to go to work
it's fucking doomed
now I will get fired and lose my job
they are closing restaurants where people work to feed their family and then say they will not give "bonuses" to companies that fire people
lmao
pathetic
how the fuck am I supposed to go to work tomorrow? it's 1 hour away by TRAIN

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In 2025 not being tagged by Bill will be frowned upon just like saying the N word

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broooooo

Oh no, the chimping is starting.
20 people tried to rob a bakery last night.

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Yes user, but the worldwide circuses are being shut down. All of them. The stuff that keeps normies dunb and docile are being removed.

Not so much the death numbers but the reaction from Governments around the world acting in synergy. That's the difference

Stfu and die to save the boomers

kill yourself

health.com/condition/cold-flu-sinus/how-many-people-die-of-the-flu-every-year
>Flu season is hitting its stride right now in the US. So far, the CDC has estimated (based on weekly influenza surveillance data) that at least 12,000 people have died from influenza between Oct. 1, 2019 through Feb. 1, 2020, and the number of deaths may be as high as 30,000.

Hey, when a nothing burger eater tells you it's not happening, you let them know the coronavirus WILL take more lives.

Add to OP, argie thread baker!

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Holocaust of our time.

Lads, it was bad enough having to deal with Corona Chan, but now we apparently have an "invisible enemy.". What could it be? Have the chinks achieved active camouflage??

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>Is sexually attracted to graphs
Is this a word for this yet? This is my kink.

source? where is this/

If you add more Chinese then yes.

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They are shutting down completely the Lombardy region, no one can go jogging now kek, even alone.

Wagecucks SEETHING.

POST CVG MOVIES

Google avg age of death from beer flu

JANNY CONFIRMED TO BE A SHILL FROM THE CHINK GOV

OP IS A CCP SHILL, IT'S NOT ONE PERSON, IT'S A GROUP OF CCP SHILLS. THAT'S WHY THIS FAGGOT HAS BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 24/7 WITHOUT TAKING ANY BREAKS.

OP IS HIJACKING OUR GENERAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE WORD "CHINESE" IN THE TITLE

THE CHINESE GOV IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME OF THE CHINESE CORONOVIRUS ON ITALY AND USA

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT THREAD WITH THE PROPER TITLE CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST THREADS DID

Kill yours chink

>China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started

Isn't it possible, just maybe, that millions die because there are over a billion chinks and they just die because people die? Really makes you think hmm

>israel starts mass testing for antibodies
What do we do if they don't find any?

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learn English pajeet

Haven't been on Faceberg in years, deactivated account. I got drunk and went on last night. Lost a bunch of friends I forgot I even had. Posted this nonsense.

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Anybody here actually think they might have the Wuhan?

I've felt a little run down the past week or so, like I'm about to get sick but I just haven't yet.

>finally back home
>we broke the 300k today
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
quick rundown of the state in Salzburg
>emergency center is progressing nicely
>"corona house" was extended
should be all ready to go by monday/tuesday
word from the capital is that extended lockdown is coming down if the numbers don't drop below a 10% increase soon

Hope you get our girl memeflag. Hope you go out with fluid lungs.

Get a car, there has to be someone who's at home willing to lend it. Cabs still drive too

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lol btfo

he fucking closed travel with china then wtf

I'm glad you care so much about us user

Why can't people make these accusations with their real flag? Meme flags, if you want to be convincing, don't hide behind meme flags.

Do other viruses have "hug an infected person day" ?

kys

I'm gonna have to add new colors at this rate.

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Good for you, I really don't care that you enjoy hiding from fact.

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I told you America was superior and would have barely any deaths.

You people in your shithole countries are worthless to the powerful elites and they let you die like ants. Meanwhile America thrives! 0 deaths soon! Lol

Flights are grounding across the US.

fly.faa.gov/adv/adv_otherdis.jsp?advn=71&adv_date=03212020&facId=DCC&title=OPERATIONS PLAN&titleDate=03/21/20

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 24,116 (288) Germany 22,084 (83) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,489 (74) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,847 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,128 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Canada 1,145 (13) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,046 (36) Brazil 1,021 (18) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 734 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Poland 492 (5) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 332 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 285 (8) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Serbia 171 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +4,733 (+32) Germany +2,236 (+15) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +874 (+18) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +198 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Canada +58 (+1) Japan +39 (+1) Brazil +51 (+7) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +73 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+6) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +169 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Ireland +102 Pakistan +233 Chile +103 Ecuador +80 Poland +67 Qatar +11 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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not used zoflora for ages - forgotten how comfy it smells

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lol

here you go.

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Check this out

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Argie bro has been baking since more than a month ago memeflag

Yeah? How's that working out for NYC?

If the next thread is chinese virus general will that ease your worries?

do it OP

Let me get this straight, my family and I are bloodtype O+, does this mean we are lower risk of getting assblasted by coronachan?

probably germany
heres france

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That means there is not a high number of undetected case and nothingburger niggers will have to continue to grasp on straws.

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> don't mind the death count, don't mind that this is just getting started

Please tell me you are trolling and not this dumb

No, but I remember when that was debunked

At they'll have the DNA of every one of their citizens.

About to pass malaria for deaths per day

>literally a nothingburger

When you see Italy Numbers it really gives you a nice perspective on how much China is laying about their numbers.

Italy has 60mil
China has 1.3bil

Lets be nice and just ignore the fact that China has worse sanitation rules, worse air pollution, etc, and add a 10x multiplayer to their death poll.

How China can get away with hiding at least 50k Deaths, just reporting under 4k? This is fucking barbaric.

BREAKING NEWS: Banned all sport activies outside, construction sites and offices closed in Lombardy

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Any audiobook recs for my 5 hour flight?

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>people just die goy
>no, no no, 15 million more died than reaching age to force mobile phone account
>totally normal goy
50 cents added to your account

Incelflag, the virus is worldwide now. It's no longer a Chinese virus

Flights out of hotzones should have been grounded two weeks ago.

there's no proof this was taken today. its almost april, why are your trees still all bare and dead leafs still everywhere?

This.

Meme flags beware, we defend argie baker bro.

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>never been to Italy
So much regret lads

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i already realized the potential end january/early february...

alot of time went by and they did nothing except "id's just a flu"

such statements are BS

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>USA 24,116 +4,733 288 +32

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I dont get it, what am I supposed to see, its just a stupid ad for 5G

Read up on exponential growth and extrapolate forward in time from past weeks numbers. Or if you have difficulty grasping the concept, get a chess board, place a quarter on first square, two on second, four on third as and keep doubling forward. See what happens after just a little while...

Dude we're fine.

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Read the actual article.

>was tested
>still no result if positive or not

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I would normally be angry but she's a filthy jjokbari and from a lame-ass group called Twice so I'll forgive you.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOVERNMENT ISN'T TESTING OR IS OUTRIGHT LYING ABOUT THE NUMBER OF CASES. HELP ME.

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> wonder if the guy was black

Ty based bong

>flag

U K Lads how do I get me 80% pay without going to work

Where me bennies

Why can't we just get trumpbux sounds easier

Trump doesn't understand the concept of things being microscopically small.

wait, you are telling me that pasta was still doing sports and going out THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME?!?!

Everyone is in lockdown at home now; the virus will run out of hosts in a few weeks and it'll level out.
>inb4 shilll shilll
It's just the truth, sorry.

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JANNY CONFIRMED TO BE A SHILL FROM THE CHINK GOV

OP IS A CCP SHILL, IT'S NOT ONE PERSON, IT'S A GROUP OF CCP SHILLS. THAT'S WHY THIS FAGGOT HAS BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 24/7 WITHOUT TAKING ANY BREAKS.

OP IS HIJACKING OUR GENERAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE WORD "CHINESE" IN THE TITLE

THE CHINESE GOV IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME OF THE CHINESE CORONOVIRUS ON ITALY AND USA

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT THREAD WITH THE PROPER TITLE CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST THREADS DID

OP got one of their associates from their CCP group to become a janitor and take down those threads. If you make a thread and replace Corona with Chinese in the title, it'll get taken down for "spamming".

Would be nice if the date was added to one of the corners

Can anyone link the "onions la culonavirus" image? ty

Mina is natty

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thelocal.fr/20200321/coronavirus-death-toll-rises-to-in-france-as-government-orders-250-million-masks
>Coronavirus death toll in France tops 500 as government orders 250 million face masks
>never been to france

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>just 2 more weeks bro. you'll see!
Yawn

uh...

fuck dude, i'm from nola

The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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It's just like my pandemic games

Okay retards, let's continue responding to the same four or five glownigger fucks that have been spouting the same shit for two months now.

Ignore them, they've lost. Otherwise I'm just going to start accusing you retards of being bots.

China lie on SARS too!

Trump was saying that the risk of an outbreak in the U.S. was low back in February while most people on the /cvg/ threads were prepping and getting ready. Trump even fired the epidemic response team a couple of years ago.

Yeah but people are born and they grow up and buy phones. The dead get replaced but that hasn't happened there.

Mamma mia

Is there any truth to the fearmongering fags that are saying it permanently hides in the brain or stomach, and recovery is impossible?

Or is that a glowie psychic vampire larp?

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Fuck you!

this one really glows

My time to shine. I've tracked the numbers.

Today still ongoing, will update when day is over.

pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef

There will be an extremely high correlation between low maths iq and nothingburger fags.

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poor umarelles, what will they do now

your numbers are bullshit dude

look here

Where the fuck are you going leaf? Don't you know that there's airborne AIDS spreading around the world?
Yes, it was an excuse to go out, along with taking their dog for a walk

Never mind, I'm retarded and didn't see it

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Uh yeah, nice try,but it wasn't debunked there, Nigel

alright boys, im suppose to work an event today with around 100 people, do i break out the gas mask, gloves and goggles?

LOL BRO YOU JUST POSTED CRINGE BRO

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No one cares you retarded plastic chink loving freak

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Nice "curfew".

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it's bullshit

>partner

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The Graveyard Book. Neil Gaiman reads it on YT...so free.

ABOUT TO GET ON A PLANE TO PHILADELPHIA, HOW FUCKED AM I?

Causes - youtube.com/watch?v=TKtJD92RD6s

bro check the ingredients of UK shredded wheat.

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the great danger is, that quarantines are lifted too early because "go to work, slave !"

and reinfection could also be a threat...

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If Bernie gets COVID-19 will it kill him?

Home. Travelling domestic and wearing CBRN.

Brazil is protesting the virus
youtube.com/watch?v=vbAuD2m4G3I&feature=emb_title

Dont waste your time. Yas Forums has been utterly brainwashed. The globalists found a way to exploit our appetite for happenings.

>The Greater Depression of the 21st century

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

Prepare yourselves for a lost decade or more.

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WE'RE FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE. STOP IT.

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jfc

The entirety of the US can't stay at home for a few weeks. It's been a week in California and financial kikes are already seething about how millions dying is better than economy slowing down.

JANNY CONFIRMED TO BE A SHILL FROM THE CHINK GOV

OP IS A CCP SHILL, IT'S NOT ONE PERSON, IT'S A GROUP OF CCP SHILLS. THAT'S WHY THIS FAGGOT HAS BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 24/7 WITHOUT TAKING ANY BREAKS.

OP IS HIJACKING OUR GENERAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE WORD "CHINESE" IN THE TITLE

THE CHINESE GOV IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME OF THE CHINESE CORONOVIRUS ON ITALY AND USA

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT THREAD WITH THE PROPER TITLE CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST THREADS DID

TFW Trump just retweeted a thread that discloses all of the information Yas Forums has known about since the virus has been sub 10,000 cases.

twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1236736335794167808

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Woah woah calm down guys are you sure that's warranted? Maybe wait a little and see how it pans out?

>>never been to france
Me neither bro
The world will never be the same.

Nothingburger fans, you realize any outbreak will start small and continue to build? Do you wait until things are serious to take it seriouslu? Because by then it’s too late. What a bunch of morons, thank god you don’t make decisions that actually matter

If this doesn’t lead to WW3, what country will come out on top economically once shit calms down (be least fucked)?

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That's too lawful good. Just start coofing and watch the show.

nola.com/news/coronavirus/article_bdc4e802-6b90-11ea-a747-832e94bc7f56.html

article since all he posted a thumbnail

Similar thing happened in Opelousas

>As of 2020, there is no cure or protective vaccine for SARS that has been shown to be both safe and effective in humans.

>Several consequent reports from China on some recovered SARS patients showed severe long-time sequelae. The most typical diseases include, among other things, pulmonary fibrosis, osteoporosis, and femoral necrosis, which have led in some cases to the complete loss of working ability or even self-care ability of people who have recovered from SARS.

And thats only the old SARS Virus.
We don't know anything about SARS 2

>our
fuck off newfag
it has been CORONA VIRUS GENERAL from the start and it will remain
everyone here hates the chinkoids no need to split it up you faggot
and argiebro dosent make it 24/7 there is a 8 hour pause when someone else usually makes them

blow up a large propane tank. purge the virus with cleansing fire.

You know this board is infested with chinks and CCP shills when there are threads promoting race mixing with chinks and shills like OP who'll hijack generals and change the narrative by taking out "china" and "chinese" from the OP on a 24/7 basis

JANNY CONFIRMED TO BE A SHILL FROM THE CHINK GOV

OP IS A CCP SHILL, IT'S NOT ONE PERSON, IT'S A GROUP OF CCP SHILLS. THAT'S WHY THIS FAGGOT HAS BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 24/7 WITHOUT TAKING ANY BREAKS.

OP IS HIJACKING OUR GENERAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE WORD "CHINESE" IN THE TITLE

THE CHINESE GOV IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME OF THE CHINESE CORONOVIRUS ON ITALY AND USA

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT THREAD WITH THE PROPER TITLE CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST THREADS DID

YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED

China went door to door with rifles locking people inside and dragging infected off to quarantine camps.
Italy did nothing.

Are you surprized?

OR MAYBE THE JANNY IS DELETING YOUR RETARDED SPLITS BECAUSE WE DONT NEED 50 THREADS GOING AT ONCE FAGGOT

STAY IN MEXICO

Except it was, the pandemic team was still in place & is still there

Dont know but we should all be rallying behind the United States right now.

The alternative of a Chinese dominated planet is simply horrifying.

Your meme isn't funny. It wasn't funny the other 127 times either

You should be put down like a rabid dog.

he will drop dead on contact with it alone