/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2368 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Phoenixfag here, how is it not worse here?

Does this mean what I think it means? Are flights grounded across the US, or am I being a brainlet?

fly.faa.gov/adv/adv_list.jsp?WhichAdvisories=ATCSCC&AdvisoryCategory=All&dates=Saturday, 03-21-2020&AirFlow=AirFlow&Ctop=Ctop&Gstop=Gstop&Gdelay=Gdelay&Route=Route&Other=Other

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Drawfag here taking requests

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>25 year old leaf comes back from Florida state and gets tested positive
>he says it's the most incredible pain that I've ever experienced
What the fuck bros.
cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/coronavirus-patient-1.5502501

pic related...From 2007 Microbiology Review in the tweet below.

twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1241433231649427456

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What went wrong?

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fuk'chu say boi

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>Next week more dead per day than threads

We're all going to die!

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good. fuck leafs

Fuck Spain is ramping up too

>surpasses the flu

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOTHINGBURGER BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARGIEBROS

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>the president said they might do a police enforced 24/7 self quarantine for all citizens
No way they'll go that far, right?

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Take your god damn medicine you delusional schizos.
Stop making these threads.
The flu is contained in china already.
Happeningfags are blown the fuck out.
Nothing happened on diamond princess.
Nothing will happen anywhere else.
Stop these threads.
Economy is already rebounding.
You have lost, schizos.
Kill yourselves, save some dignity.

Our Polish friend did it mobile.twitter.com/willwildart

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BROS, THERE'S AN UPDATE!

SHE'S GOING TO BE THICC, IT'S HAPPENING!!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Luf0NxMNAgw
Lookner live soon. Another meltdown imminent

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>Europe's burning, especially Italy
>the US is starting to feel it too now
>there are still people that unironically think it's "just a flu bro"
Literally what the assfuck is wrong with these subhuman degenerates?

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"I love how you play everything up in OP."/
>(You)

Chang is seething

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Serious question, how will this affect house prices?

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>Italy
R A R E
R
A
R
E

Americans have been quarantined for less than a week

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Even in Canada only asians wear masks. Why is this the case?

WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Over 1000 confirmed cases
>Still 0 (ZERO) deaths
>Only country with over 500 confirmed cases without any deaths
WE ARE GROWING STRONGER

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I'M DYING OF CORONAIDS

Just the flu mongrels absolutely destroyed

>NOOOOO REEE YOU CAN'T SAY THE TRUTH MULTIPLE TIMES NOOOOOO
Holy shit cope.

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Sweet Jesus that's not going to be good

Anyone else have just horrible anxiety?

I convinced myself I had the virus last night. Had a stomach ache, maybe I felt like I was running a fever, had a headache too. I'm so stressed out, if I miss one paycheck then I miss rent and I'm Beyond fucked.

Our landlord already made it clear they will work as fast as possible to evict anyone who fails to pay.

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National quarantine coming Monday, you're seeing the behind the scenes moves most retards won't be looking for.

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ICUs we watched were so galantly filling?
And the sirens loud blare,the evacs flying through the air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the dead?

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dumb whites bully and threaten to attack anyone else because it makes them more afraid

*coughs on you*

Falling for ((anglo)) trickery for the last 50 years

>more threads than people dying daily
Nothingburger

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I really hope to snatch a nice vacation home in italy after this. Sorry pastaniggers.

I honestly won't be surprised, considering how tthings are going on now.
Just this monday it was 3 people dead for every thread.

Ebola Chan screaming it’s over 9000

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>30-39
FAWK
I'M GONNA DIE

To know the actual number look at the number of deaths, and multiply that by 100 or 1000.

wtf, sue her, trump said landlords cant evict for a month

Will she turn into an ara?

I hope Commiefornia gets more cases than Jew York soon.

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Lol we aren't quarantined at all. I just bought another gun today after going to Walmart.
Also I hope people more worried about the dow jones than human lives get it and die.

we had 705 until our first dead

I don't get all the OMIGOD LOCKDOWN IN 10 MINTUTESES OH FUCK OH FUCK!!! hype.
What the fuck do you expect? When there are people dying outside hospitals, yeah they will lock it down like the sun is going to rise.

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This, but with corona-chan and the coronavirus as the sphere

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Oh dear

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NO ONES CARE ABOUT YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY
God damn, there are always country such as Estonia, Lithuania bragging about their low numbers ... NO ONES COME IN YOUR SHITHOLE, THAT WHY

organize with other tenants or ask niggers for protips

What is Biden's stance on China?

lilith as corona-chan, coronavirus as the sphere*

Yep, sorry user. You only have a 99.7% chance of surviving. RIP.

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Somebody .gif up the new one.

some 27 year old died though

SEETHING

Can’t wait! He has been funny lately.

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>5 minutes for mass clapping in Madrid
>We're saved!
>We did it!

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fuck dwumpf
fuck corona
fuck who
fuck china

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What quarantine?

I've got a therapy call on Tuesday and I have terrible high blood pressure/nausea from the supplements I take. Also had a horrible illness last month where I literally shit myself several times in the night and could barely walk. Making me super anxious and paranoid.

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Tell the polish guy who makes them. He's very open to suggestions. I was in the thread where two or three people suggested lactation.

In the past 2 weeks I've had
>1 moment of shortness of breath
>1 moment where my nasal passage felt the exact same way right before being hit by a cold or flu, except it lasted 3 days instead of the usual 1 a day and nothing happened after that, it randomly cleared up
>3 moments of having a scratchy throat
>periodic dry and wet coughs, probably about 6 of them so far
This is super weird. There's definitely something wrong with my body but there's no logical explanation for any of these

Have I been blessed by corona chan and is she currently being a dicktease before inducing deadly pneumonia?

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My wife got an email from them stating that anyone who missed payment will be evicted as soon as legally allowed, even if the money is paid back. Ie, I miss this month but pay it back with late fees next month, they will still evict.

Late fees are 50 dollars a day for everyday missed.

Not everyone, just all of YOUR loved ones.

well there are going to be a lot of vacancies so they will be lower
add in the economic recesion and you have the cheapest houses in decades

krauts btfo
>krauts btfo
krauts btfo
>krauts btfo
krauts btfo
>krauts btfo
krauts btfo
>krauts btfo

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仕方ないね

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Who is folding at home?

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>WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>copypasta
>cope
>dilate
>kys
>(you)
>discord tranny
What words did I miss?

>Source: trust me bro

BASED AND ORPHAN PILLED

Your retarded pasta isn't gonna magically become true if you just keep spamming it, Chang.

this kind of mindset can only be found in china like dictatorships and america

USA is screwed.

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Anyone got the timeline capture?

With trump announcing martial law on 3/23

>unironically being that old
why wait for corona just kys yourself tbqh

I've actually got 3 complements for my respirator today.

I live smack dab in the center of NYC.
It's had months to spread and we only just started tested.
By now I would have seen ONE sick person at least. At least one single body drop if that shit were real.

I'm out and around 1000's of people everyday and haven't seen shit. The virus is fake.

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IF YOU CAN FIND A HOUSE THAT A CORONA NIGGA DIED IN YOU GOLD

The fun part will be the millions upon millions of people forced onto disability due to the massive lung scarring even the mild cases endure. These people cannot even travel to a grocery store without collapsing from lack of oxygen let alone work. This is why the recovery numbers are so low as opposed to the cases discovered. Because THERE IS NO TRUE RECOVERY. Once the virus comes out of "remission" within your body, then it kills you since your lungs are already compromised from the scarring. If you get this virus, it is a death sentence. The only variable is time.

Takes a Uber.
Fucking faggot.

pour concrete down all the drains and tear out the wiring

Sisterfister's story

Cope

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GUYS.... WHAT IF..... we shifted timelines all cause south park made an episode making fun of chinas leader by calling him winnie the pooh...

It's only going to go up

>more threads than people infected
>more threads than people dead
>more threads than people dying daily more threads than people dying every hour
>more threads than people dying every minute
>more threads than people dying every second
>more threads than people left alive

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fuck them then, live for free till they can evict you, and then crush in another place

>3 day old data
>only a subset from old data

Is not anyone else of very impress with how Xi handle the America Virus? Please respond

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 22,738 (288) Germany 22,084 (83) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,489 (74) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,847 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,128 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Canada 1,145 (13) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,046 (36) Brazil 1,021 (18) Israel 883 (1) Pakistan 720 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Greece 530 (13) Finland 521 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Poland 492 (5) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 329 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 285 (8) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Serbia 171 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +3,355 (+32) Germany +2,236 (+15) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +874 (+18) United Kingdom +1,035 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +198 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Canada +58 (+1) Japan +39 (+1) Brazil +51 (+7) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +71 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+6) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +169 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Pakistan +219 Chile +103 Ecuador +80 Poland +67 Qatar +11 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 Romania +59 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I do laugh at the normies who are posting about how hard "self isolation" is after like 2 days.

It's a fucking piece of cake for introverts because we dont require constant validation.

fuck leafs

Good luck to your landlord since I'm sure there are illegals living in your complex so this dude broke the law already by housing them with fake documentation. Reality is some nog will split his head open before you or anyone else has to over it.

THE RIDE IS NOT STOPPING

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The most amazing thing is how the fuck is even the economy is ruined by this
All we do is simply not work for a month
Most of the dead are not even of working age
None of the infrastructure is destroyed.

Just shows how fucked the economic system is in the first place

Real CFR is 15%. Like SARS (underestimated by China) and MERS (not enough tested).

kill the landlord

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Sounds like BS when most people have zero symptoms.

>still less than shigelly digelly

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USA NUMBER ONE YET AGAIN
USA USA USA USA USA USA

I live in New Orleans. That type of architecture is commonplace. I like it.

WARNING TO ALL WUMAO AND YELLOW NIGGERS: WE KNOW YOUR TRICKS

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>be me
>chilling 2 weeks at home
>went for supplies at store
few hours later
>sore throat and temperature rose slightly
What to do?

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I'm sure it magically changed in the last 2 days and now there's 1000 dead 20 year olds.

Keep coping, doomer. It only kills boomers, the italians literally said so. They let the old ones die so the younger ones have the ventilators.

you gonna send a timestamp pic this time?

>Italy +6,557 (+793)
holy shit

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retard
thesun.co.uk/news/11217129/healthy-new-mum-dies-coronavirus-poland/

enjoy your brief moment of glory before we dresden the shit out of that lead

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Any audiobook recommendations for my next flight bros?

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If anything happens tomorrow, it's just a (((coincidence)))

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twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240736835732717571

>living in a country where people are unironically actually dying from corona
WEAK

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Everybody is in debt and making payments, nobody owns anything. If you miss a payment then your creditor misses their payment and so on. Like dominos.

Welp I saw some nigger opening a port hole flat center then the nike arabs came and filmed my head straight down vertically 5 degrees and my head lay up against the window so they can't film my face only captureing my feet. And then utter conflict and a polienium
began at biblical proportions; basically people and dead loved ones say - "we're doomed" and "You're not getting out of this" "It's ending" an out of loop question dawned over endavmenf either ending or we're just starting this course. Hypothetical in such cases.

keep being retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=aCiYmCVikjo

tell them you'll smash their fucking heads in if they try to evict your family during a national emergency.

I care and want to know about small out of the way countries because it gives a better overall picture. Fuck you. Don't get huffy with him because you can't sit in a cafe and smoke cigarettes.

>I'm sure it magically changed in the last 2 days and now there's 1000 dead 20 year olds.
A single one is enough to change the number from 0 to non-zero.

here you go
gulfnews.com/world/europe/coronavirus-polish-woman-dies-of-virus-days-after-giving-birth-1.1584778737409

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No CIA kike.

240k more deaths and we can say it’s worse than the holocaust

Its cope. They dont want their comfortable existence disrupted. Probably Normies.
Sometimes disruptions happen. Things change. Thats life.

So what's the new line gonna be now?
>It's just Malaria bro
>It's just HIV bro
>It's just Hepatitis bro
>It's just rabies bro
>It's just the plague bro

Who /type O/ here?

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Bats weren't sold at the wet market, the first patients did not visit the wet market, and the closest relative to this virus was found by the Chinese military in 2018 in bats from Zhoushan 2,000 km away

Thanks fren. We appreciate your diligence and hard work

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LOOKNER IS HAVING A MELTDOWN AGAIN
youtube.com/watch?v=Luf0NxMNAgw

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>twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240736835732717571
that's fucking horrifying. Are we sure these people didn't just evacuate?

If I have severe anxiety and as a result high blood pressure am I fucked? When I got sick last month the illness basically turned off my anxiety, will corona and anxiety finally off me?

Take your meds schizo

Anyone have the cvg movie list picture?

Xi Jinplague summoned the ghost of Mao Tsedong as a nigger that cums in his yellow ass

习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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(((they))) really take this whole numbers thing seriously

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It was a reply to someone else

>>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

40000/365 ~= 109 deaths per day. Probably elderly as well.
Italy, with much lower population already topped that, even if we assume half of the dead cases were caused by something else.

If Corona-Chan manages to kill 500 people per day in USA, then we are getting about :
500 * 365 = 182 500 in USA per year
4 307 000 in the world per year if proportioned
about 2 153 500 if we take away half of the cases.

Coronavirus seems to be fine in higher temperatures, so it might keep killing year-round.

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I will add on top of that that according to 2017 article
politykazdrowotna.com/15902,wysocki-dziennie-umiera-ponad-tysiac-polakow
In Poland about a thousand people die DAILY.
I don't know how many Italians normally die daily, but I assume it will be a similar number if we take larger population and better healthcare.
So in my opinion Italy's daily death count jumped by at least 25%.

Edit: Now Italy is nearing a thousand deaths per day... Just in Italy.

You're so far off. kys

I fucking hate the normies screaming every day at this hour
I'm trying to get comfy here

They'll bring up abortions maybe

Take your meds schizo

Not even italian, + after giving birth so already weakened.

+1 dead 27 year old out of almost 13k.
That's like.. 0.0001%?

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This is the most low effort nothingburger shillpost Ive seen in more than a month of shitposting in these threads
You can do better than this fren

You''ll be that old in a few years, and if it's more than a few years, kys you fidget spinning zoomer faggot.

Where is timeline capture announcing martial law on 3/23?

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i hope you die from corona

O- Chad here running out of PPE for muh dick.

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HOW THE FUCK IS ITALY STILL ABLE TO COUNT THOSE FUCKING NUMBERS

Did you tell him he looks tired & is a kike & should stop being a drama queen & a CCP shill?

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It’s just LungAIDS.

The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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If that death happened in Germany it would have not been counted

>its the post-pregnancy's fault

Nice touch on the hip tearing lmao

toothpaste land is literally the one country in the EU that still clings to 'muh herd immunity' delusion

7 Billion people on Earth. Understand that number?
7 B I L L I O N. Big number. Whole lot more than this will get to; especially considering all the lockdowns in place.
Over in 3 weeks tops.

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he's definitely going to lose it multiple times today

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Take meds.

Ruh roh. Looking to disappear whistleblowers who've made them look bad.

>what is exponential growth

102 NEW CASES OF CORONAVIRUS IN IRELAND

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stay safe pasta bros

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I'm the user that went to work with fatigue and a dull on/off pain in the upper chest has developed.
Also, I now have diarrhea.
Yesterday I was perfectly fine.
5 hours until shift is over, 4 days until I'm off.
There's so many blacks coming in and out of the store.
Fuck them all.

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Can you draw me a hat?

>We China now
>We China numbers now

No new cases if we don't test boys

cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-21-20-intl-hnk/h_78c431662464112a27434663a0860cdc

>New York City Department of Health directed all healthcare facilities to immediately stop testing non-hospitalized patients for Covid-19.

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Can you put a mask in her? It's enticing

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oh boi, now the shitshow beginns.

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Excuse me but I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as "COVID-19" is more formally known as a variety of terms, among them:

>Wu Flu
>WHO Flu
>Wumonia
>Kung Flu
>Gook Flu
>WuHu Flu
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>Justa Flu
>Coofit-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Poohmonia
>Flu Manchu
>Chop Fluey
>Coronachan
>Red Plague
>Chinkenpox
>Commie Cold
>Ow-Chi Lung
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Yellow Fever
>Xi Jinplague
>Bat-Man Virus
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Genghis Cough
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Wubonic Plague
>Boomer Remover
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Mandarin Malady
>Shanghai Shivers
>Confucian Cancer
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Bill Gates Event 201
>Communist Lung Herpes
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>China's One Corpse Policy
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo

oh the anal virginity is back now, I see

Sorry user, I have a 99.9991% chance of surviving.

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How is this going to change our world you guys? Are our lives going to be different now?

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there was also some football trainer in his 20s that died in spain
and we know there are a lot more in icu
you certanly can die from this if weak in your 20s

Don't mind me, just taking a census on all the O-types for when we start needing to farm blood

The guy who made him angry is literally a simp for Lookner. He sent him $20 saying that he looked tired, Lookner had a meltdown, then he sent another 100$ saying sorry

that's alot of cope and goalpost moving my man it's not a boomer remover now is it now it's also post birth remover

Corona-Chan with a Make America Sick Again hat.

歪みねーな

Tell your landlord if she tries it You will cough in her face

JUST A HEADS UP

Yas Forumstard reporting

the end is near?

Wtf?

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>inb4 you die

you will die, faggot

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I found this funny joke on Tik Tok where this funny guy says that he needs lime disease with his corona virus!! How do I use this website??

Nobody is believing those death numbers Hans.

It's Q shit but airspace is getting shut down quietly so this thing is going to be put to rest once and for all or a lot of people are about to look like assholes for calling it a LARP, myself included.

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Unless the virus is contained no one ever lives past fifty again.
It doesn’t go away at the end of the year on its own, there is no herd immunity, you will be reinfected multiple times a year and die before fifty.

Now imagine what would happen if it was truly as widespread as the other things
> there are still 'just a flu' believers
> mfw at retards

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O+

The way people are acting it can be found in Croatia as well

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>tfw I was in Ireland on Erasmus
>I got on the last plane to Czech Republic day before yesterday
>It looks more and more that Ireland might get more fucked than we will
oh boy

Yes, and we'll it together, user!

Hot

These poor fucking people
twitter.com/HKrebornNow/status/1240837116294303744

What a nothingburger.

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nuke china

I own that same shirt. I swear. It's from Joseph A. Bank.

Which quarantine person are you?

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Do crackheads die from lung fu, easier than regular folk?
t. asking for a friend

They don‘t. I guess it‘s the few they managed to capture.

It's going to be great if you're looking to buy.

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banks will repo houses and sit on them to depress supply and drive prices up, while selling securities based on home values and mortgages, just as they did after 2008

man this version so so cute

Domme kankernederlanders hebben zo lang geen echte problemen in het land gehad (echt alleen maar kleine 1ste wereld problemen), dat ze een ramp niet meer kunnen herkennen

Moge natuurlijke selectie geen genade hebben op de kut boemers

>96% of deaths are over 60
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE CAN DIE FROM THIS NOT JUST THE BOOMERINOS!!!! ITS H-H-H-HAPPENING!!

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India is on top of this

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Oh was that the George guy, what an insufferable kike Lookner is & his fag supporters

I'm not a doctor and hyptertension is not 'high blood pressure' but you should try and relax.

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I honestly can't believe you schizos are coping this hard. Do you honestly think this is even going to kill even literally 1% of our population? The worst case scenario is that we get to watch movies for a couple weeks before having to go back to work and in three months nobody is even going to remember this was even a thing. This is literally Kony 2012 and it's only so that Drumpf can look good before the election. Bill Mitchell is right about everything. Take your meds you schizos

You just wait for that 2nd, 3rd, 4th infection. Each one causing more scarring than the last until its enough for the next infection to kill. This is why the stats say "recovered" instead of "cured"

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GIVE INTO DISPARE
GIVE YOURSELF TO PAPA NURGLE

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Nice reading comprehension.

>Yas Forums was right since there were more threads then dead

holyshit look at the poll on this
newsweek.com/exclusive-inside-militarys-top-secret-plans-if-coronavirus-cripples-government-1492878

/cvg/ gave me expansion fetish

I live below my means.
I own everything I have.
0 Debt.
When TF will i get this locked down trumpbux vactaion everyone else is gettting WTF

They have to declare martial law in order to suspend Habeus Corpus.

Wait.

Fuck.

the stat people aren't focusing on is that the cases have doubled in the last week.

that means that in 4 months time, nearly 20 billion people will have the virus!

Low effort
Sad!

American education sucks ass.

also an interesting read

User1488 gang

List of countries I don't trust so far:

Any slant eyed shithole
Shitkin muslims
Kikes

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cope

Mix of Laura and Unknown shitposter

just get microchipped and all the happenings will go away

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Bolsonaro just started a civil war

Well actually everyone can die from this, 4% is under 60 so it's actually possible.
Now just go away please, you're cancering up the place, thanks.

Right now you're in Denial. You probably thought this was just a flu. And now you're seething

The list of corona free places is getting ever shorter. Now it's almost 1/3rd pacific island nations. Who's confirming next?

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yeah but thats more sheer ignorance than knowingly be willing to sacrifice millions

And this is why the west is coming to an end. Why not test everyone like South Korea did? Why not send out text messages to people who travel near an area where an infected person was? Where is our drive through testing?
High iq Asian society wins again but this time it’s forever. The west is going to be plunged into a recession while South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, japan, Hong Kong, and even China come out of this relatively unscathed.

This. Proves that Norms actually hate living with themselves. Hopefully many suicide.
Im fucking enjoying it. Chillin.

>he doesn't pay off his denbts 1 week prior and in full

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What's happening?

(((Lookner))) now talking about the difficulty in wops burning the bodies in a set amount of time

They have to or no one lives past fifty ever again if it isn’t stopped

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cope doomer, you will survive. only your grandpa will die

Wömen are the pröblem. They caused this...

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Can someone explain this?

I wonder what happened to the millions who stopped paying their phone bills. Did they all just decide to give up technology all at once?
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241082360323596289?s=20

frankly its either psychosomatic or you already got the virus weeks ago and its now rearing its head.You don't get the virus and then show symptoms hours later

The rule western society has on the world is coming to an end. We will be plunged into a recession while the east takes the reigns.

...

User1488, but instead of MMOs its Strategy.

See Doomer zoomer we're fine.

Patrician blood choice

0% of 20-29 year olds died in Italy.
Keep coping, doomer.