Brit/pol/ State sanctioned Edition

>Social distancing enforced globally
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-51984399

>Tesco, Asda, Aldi and Lidl go on hiring spree
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51976075

>Toilet roll alternatives blocking sewers
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51980820

Theme
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Immigrants go home.

>muh 3.4% death rate

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Everyone go home, and stay there until further notice

When are we going to be put under lockdown?

we're still swanning around like spastics past the point italy was locked the fuck down

nth for boomer chad

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LADS WERE FUCKED , MAJOR PANIC NOW FOR SURE.

Where my comrades at

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My work still wont shut, no Boris bucks for me

is eddie streaming gf wants to watch naked attraction

Why is everyone sporting the hammer and sickle lads? I do not get it at all

quit your job and you get paid still i think

Normalfags are going to throttle the internet to the point it will crash won't they during lockdown?

Yes I remember it, he's been to Russia when he was a Foreign Secretary.

not sure if should even go over the road to get a few tinnies

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what you drinking lads?

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Hello lad. How are you?

it's really important that mcdonalds stays open

no, you don't

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HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

CORONA DEATH RATE MORE THAN QUADRUPLES IN UK

news.sky.com/story/amp/coronavirus-number-of-covid-19-deaths-in-uk-rises-by-53-to-233-11961375

Sambuca

got a couple of Zywiec. not enough

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Is Paul Weller the quintessential souf?

>We are all social creatures, but maybe Muslims are more social than most. We eat together – often from one plate, sharing utensils and side dishes. For many Muslims, social intimacy like handshakes and hugs are so hardwired into their behaviour that the week-old invention of “social distancing” is both alien and absurd to them.

independent.co.uk/voices/coronavirus-muslim-mosque-closure-prayer-nhs-a9411936.html

Combine this with a fatalistic worldview ("it is written") and poor health and it's game over for our Muslim friends.

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I am well, thanks duck
You?

Some people say that the bregzit transition period will be extended because of Covid-19. Is there any chance for that or not?

Sorry, misread as what are we going to do

fdsa

yea , gay guys at the mo

twitch.tv/boomer_chad

>In a further step, Mr Sunak pledged £1bn for renters by boosting housing benefit and Universal Credit
just jump through these hoops you poorfags lmfao

Jamie Oliver already shat out a coronavirus cooking show.

>rises by 53 to 233
>more than quadruples
wat

they'll get ventilators and mummy won't

>not getting smashed on polski special brew

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The are larping as communists.

No

Oh well lol

I'm hoping so, I put my notice in before this corona shit started, expecting I'd only fanny about for a few weeks after leaving, but recruitment has practically stopped now

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Probably not, new cases will likely peak in 4-6 weeks

Tripnonces, ignore them

This coronavirus has been a big wake-up call for me. Realised I've not really lived and that I don't want to spend the rest of my life hiding away.

Do you think it would be worth me (uninfected) visiting my dad who is in his 70s and trying to repair our relationship or at least saying I hope he's well? Parents divorced when I was young and we've never really gotten on. Last time we spoke we both said very nasty things to each other. Don't think he has any family except my older brother (who I don't have a relationship with).

>im not panic buying im just buying before the panic buyers

AYOOOOOO

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get ready to loot
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Mfw

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>Anonymous Revolution 2.0

>My lungs are on fire
>Our enachess is terrified
>My lungs are on fire
>Our enachess is terrified
>My lungs are on fire
>Our enachess is terrified
*COUGH *
>Ahem, Ahem, Ahem, Ahem, Ahem, Ahem, Ahem
>Ahem, Ahem, Ahem, Ahem, Ahem, Ahem,

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Not too bad lad. Just spent a few days at my grandmother's house in the countryside.

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Maybe you'll infect him, that'd teach the old bugger

Most of them are inbred as well which leaves them open to medical complications.

>Do you think it would be worth me (uninfected) visiting my dad who is in his 70s and trying to repair our relationship or at least saying I hope he's well?
Yes.

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Comfy; I used to watch Midsomer Murders with my nan lol

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Yes, i think you posted about this before. So i guess you never did speak to him

absolutely do that lad

how you doing pasta bro?

>it's game over for our Muslim friends.

Here's hoping.

State paid 80% wages, increase in benefits, mortgage holidays, no evictions, job creations in shelf stacking. Daily broadcasts calming the country.

>Chile
>White

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china used a virus to turn us all communist

Found out my great grandfather was a Jewish Polish war refugee. When do I get my shekels?

>Soho
What's the value of a second hand gimp suit and a paddle?