/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2367 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 300,227 (+24,680) ► Died: 12,948 (+1,568)

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
archive.is/r1HRt

China instructions to spread misinformation on the internet leaked
archive.is/RUAeY

57 year old Manhattan lawyer dies after saying he was improving
archive.is/wIvDF

Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
archive.is/0pqdp

Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"
archive.is/8jQYP

>RESEARCH
Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
archive.is/LFJlR

Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
archive.is/RypEi

Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

Survives up to 9 days on different materials
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>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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Czech Republic under lockdown, affecting 10 million
archive.is/JgXqA

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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>LATEST CASES
17:55: 57 new cases in India.
17:49: 103 new cases in Chile.
17:41: 162 new cases in the Czech Republic.
17:34: 437 new cases and 5 new deaths in New Jersey, United States.
17:25: 56 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
17:23: 2,042 new cases and 9 new deaths in Germany.
17:21: 1,319 new cases and 2 new deaths in New York state, United States.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&list=PLqOfJT3sfUPJNrv96jyehVG1CqI8jOybb&index=2&t=0s
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youtube.com/watch?v=BuEBexkm2V0&t=1s
researchgate.net/publication/44889521_A_Novel_Anti-Influenza_Copper_Oxide_Containing_Respiratory_Face_Mask
blog.investchile.gob.cl/made-in-chile-face-masks-with-copper-to-reduce-coronavirus-transmission
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nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-jfk-airport-shut-down-20200321-gisjaghq6fcxtiseflgkdhalqa-story.html
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>300227 infected
>12948 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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CORONA UPDATE

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Stop making these threads.
Diamond Princess numbers blew you the fuck out. 8 dead out of what, 1000 infected?
Funny how you just memory holed that one; as you do with every single piece of evidence against all the bullshit you spill.
Don't forget either that the hospitalization rate is 1% in America. Literally 1%. What a fucking nothingburger.

Nobody outside you 200 retarded doomer coomposters cares about this flu-tier virus anymore.
Just stop.

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BASED

I'm leaving Yas Forums guys. I've been going here since about mid-2013 while I was in college, but now I've graduated and have an actual professional career and can't be associated with this place anymore. I know some of you will miss me as I've always been an active contributor in /ptg/ threads, not to toot my own horn but I think I played a pretty huge role in helping this board grow more popular thanks to spreading memes on Reddit. I'm actually far more liberal after my life has improved and i hang out with my bros and smoke weed, i have a nice job now and i cant be associated with right-wing memes. It was fun spreading memes with you guys, but its time for me to grow up and leave this board, and I suggest many of you do the same.

Burn it fucking all ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck off leaf

A
FUCKING
LEAF

You wont be missed leaf

Rate

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See you tomorrow

someone share the non-meme list of symptoms, i am feeling something is stuck in my windpipe since this afternoon. I am so scared bros.

How will he spin this a month from now?

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>job declares me "essential to national security"
>gives me a letter to break quarantine
am i fucked?

>Italy has 793 deaths in the last 24 hours

Spicy

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france numbers in 5 minutes

/cvg/ BTFO

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ta yeule fagg0t

fpbp

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Thabks china

nice details on the ripped dress

This. I hate chinks but the west (especially southern euroniggers in the US and Europe) just aren’t autistic enough to do what Asia is doing.

is pewds one of us?
youtu.be/vD-uIirvI88?t=297

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Gary is gone.
Coronachan got him...

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Who is this faggot and why do you guys keep screencapping his posts? Looks like a boomer going through the stages of denial.
Also checked.

It’s sad that he’s turning out to be right. The virus is only killing people who are elderly and already sick. I’m embarrassed that I got so worked up over it

>not saving your money and quitting when you get declared an essential service

It was nice shitposting with you

Requesting feedback on my readiness

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SOMEONE PLEASE TOUCH MY BUTTHOLE

hopefully covid 19 kills him

Shit is getting real

lmao wut

He will be hooked up on a respirator in a medically induced coma in a month

No one has said that.

Remember Chang the more you shill the more we dig and get interseted.

Just leave. You can't stop us.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dr1uDV1MGhs

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See you later fag

I'm leaving Yas Forums guys. I've been going here since about mid-2013 while I was in college, but now I've graduated and have an actual professional career and can't be associated with this place anymore. I know some of you will miss me as I've always been an active contributor in /ptg/ threads, not to toot my own horn but I think I played a pretty huge role in helping this board grow more popular thanks to spreading memes on Reddit. I'm actually far more liberal after my life has improved and i hang out with my bros and smoke weed, i have a nice job now and i cant be associated with right-wing memes. It was fun spreading memes with you guys, but its time for me to grow up and leave this board, and I suggest many of you do the same

Italy has 800 deaths today

Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.

anything new on the testicle damage thing?

I'm leaving Yas Forums guys. I've been going here since about mid-2013 while I was in college, but now I've graduated and have an actual professional career and can't be associated with this place anymore. I know some of you will miss me as I've always been an active contributor in /ptg/ threads, not to toot my own horn but I think I played a pretty huge role in helping this board grow more popular thanks to spreading memes on Reddit. I'm actually far more liberal after my life has improved and i hang out with my bros and smoke weed, i have a nice job now and i cant be associated with right-wing memes. It was fun spreading memes with you guys, but its time for me to grow up and leave this board, and I suggest many of you do the same.
Not to mention you're a bunch of fucking idiots. Pic related. /cvg/ killed in 1 image

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Noice, finally.

FLATTEN MY DICK MOMMY CORONA UGH COOMINNNGNGG

+ 112 DEATHS IN FRANCE
+ 1 857 NEW CASES

total death: 567

He got repilled a long time ago, he refrenced coronachan a few weeks ago, he definitly comes here.

Oof. Almost 800 deaths.

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Based

Drumpf's biggest bootlicker in the world.

Lovely, someone add it to the slow transition GIF

This virus has absolutely unmade this man. Almost 800 people died in Italy in a single day. This guy could bring America home the gold in mental gymnastics

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based

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That's pretty much it desu. Based bill San refuses to believe hes gonna get raked by corona chan

no big news today?

UUUUUUUGH THICKEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

In the past 100 years, the holocaust has only caused about 60,000 people to die on average per year.

BIGGER

Is all the toilet paper gone in your shops. I don't need it but you can't find any here at all

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>I'm leaving Yas Forums guys. I've been going here since about mid-2013 while I was in college, but now I've graduated and have an actual professional career and can't be associated with this place anymore. I know some of you will miss me as I've always been an active contributor in /ptg/ threads, not to toot my own horn but I think I played a pretty huge role in helping this board grow more popular thanks to spreading memes on Reddit. I'm actually far more liberal after my life has improved and i hang out with my bros and smoke weed, i have a nice job now and i cant be associated with right-wing memes. It was fun spreading memes with you guys, but its time for me to grow up and leave this board, and I suggest many of you do the same.
Not to mention you're a bunch of fucking idiots. Pic related. /cvg/ killed in 1 image

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FINALLY I CAN MASTURBATE AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP OVER HOW FUCKED EVERYTHING IS

I fuck my sister/10

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SHARE THE NON-MEME LIST OF SYMPTOMS. I WANT TO KNOW IF THE COOF I AM HAVING IS CORONA

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/r/ing a comic/manga or single pic where Corona-chan sends out clouds of corona virus to eat crowds of people, turning them into skeletons, then the virus clouds return to her and merge with her body, causing her tits and ass and thighs to expand.

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it's already 303,548 infected and 12,960, literally 5 minutes after your statement mr memeposter

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Who cares. You're not White.

Cijfers voor Nederland voor de Italiaanse griep?

Fuck off coomer

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bye nigger

Remember when it was 627 cases and 17 deaths? I wonder how that guy feels now

The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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Im fucked. Wish i prepped months ago.

corona chan titty girl is going to be nude soon

レミリア

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See ya tomorrow Chang

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NOO NOT THE HECKING NOODELIINOSSS

Fuck
This is real
And steep and almost arrow straight
Fuck Fuck Fuck
And I thought we were just shitposting

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NO BULGE

Look at the pretty fireworks! Nothing wrong in China filthy gweilo!

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3076270/coronavirus-fireworks-wuhan-checkpoints-are-taken-down-other

wait... is this real?

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>France: 1,847 new cases, 112 new deaths
>UK: 1,035 new cases, 56 new deaths

-bno

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Absolutely based and retardpilled

Bill Mitchel is really something special

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where

He will be dead a month from now.

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Anyone got the image that goes like
>We should lock the Chinese in camps
>To stop the coronavirus?
>The what?

But we are keeping calm and carrying on here

Can someone post the other versions? I only have the gif version, I want the pngs.

What do you think why brenton told people to subscribe?

You know Coronachan will eventually fade into nothingness, but Curechan will be by your side forever.

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I remember this comic from the Ebola scare and what you and the artist fail to understand is that eating, drinking and smoking is their choice while catching a virus that only exists here because of globalism and open borders is not a choice.

STOP. JUST STOP TALK ABOUT THE MOST INTERESTING THING EVERY HUMAN EVER SEEN, JUST SHORT OF ALIEN INVASION. STOP IT

Gonna need to start making edits where her thighs and ass expand also, pretty soon.

>coof
>fever
>shortness of breath

you got them then yous dead

para com essa porra aí macaco

Problem: America is the mostly sick.

>1600 deaths only today

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Lets look at who profits from Chinese virus panic:
-Large corporations, who are getting bailed out, labor costs will be reduced
-Government, increases it's control over population even more
-Chinese, in particular will profit from the demand for all sort of first need products
-Russia, for whom the worse it is, the better(if it weren't for an OPEC chimpout, Russia would be hitting jackpot

Lets look at who loses profits:
-Small business(less then 10 mil USD annual turnover). Almost complete destruction.
-General wage slaves. Currency loses value immensely. Market just got inflated by almost 2 trillion USD.
-Europa and US population will suffer the most.
-Elderly. Anyone older then 70 who can't manage to have 5k USD per month is basically RIP. Only expensive diet and medication can save the elderly.

It's all pretty obvious that the world government and large corporations worked together to create and use coronavirus against small business and general public.

Now it's pretty fucking clear who's behind this shit:
-World government, including national government
-(((Multinational corporations))), inlcuding big pharma and military, mining, hi-tech
-Religious institutions, Vatican, Kikes, Ragheads

It's basically NWO working against regular people.

So what is the goal of this coronavirus operation?
The most obvious:
-putting people under lock down in cities. you can't get in or out without special permits
-gaining complete control over means of life: clean breathable air, water, food, housing
-reducing the population to 500mil total, especially the elderly(those over 70), who don't have the money to provide nutritious diet for themselves.
-other reasons too many to mention

Groups which should be blamed for everything:
-Chinks
-Kikes
-Niggers
-Jannies

Solution to all problems:
-DOTR
-RaHoWa
-digits

/discuss

A little reminder on what to do next ;)

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Bend over faggot

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Good post

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ty
will do
at some point she'll loose some steam...
right?
right...?

3,640 geïnfecteerd, 137 doden en 3 genezen verklaard. saus : youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&list=PLqOfJT3sfUPJNrv96jyehVG1CqI8jOybb&index=2&t=0s

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Is the dress coming off? Are the hips getting bigger now?

Source
mobile.twitter.com/willwildart

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ZNY IS ATC ZERO
THERE ARE NO DEPARTURES FROM NEWARK, LAGUARDIA, JFK, TETERBORO AND MULTIPLE OTHER REGIONAL AIRPORTS

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Just stop. Chill out.

The Chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus.
As harsh and far-reaching these actions are; they have proven the Chinese administration can no longer contain this within the confines of their quarantine zones which is most concerning because whites are now obligated to deal with the consequences of the pandemic.
I'm not sure they're capable of coping with the miscellaneous facets of this sociopolitical crisis as well as Asians have so far.
It is obvious whites may face numerous issues in light of the fact that their societies lack the kind of asian discipline the Chinese population exhibits and this may very well exacerbate the current situation and propel it beyond the boundaries established by the Chinese authorities through their robust security measures and rigorous attention to details.

No amount of baseless, slanderous accusations can negate the valor and the extreme perseverance shown by the Chinese administration and Chinese people over the last month or so.
Whether europeans and other ethnicities are able to keep up with this laudable display of asian discipline and thus, decelerate the spread of this mysterious disease remains to be seen.

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Last 2 hours tops

Ok, gonna bite
>too much fluids.
>lot's of juice and milk.
>pasta
>tomato sauce and ketchup
>some canned vegetables
>no protein whatsoever
>no meat, no tuna, no fish
>unncesseraily much paper towels.
>some bars

6/10

at least you tried

no coof, just feeling that something is stuck in my windpipe.

>still no bulge
>tits stoped growing
>small change in ass size
Disappointed

>Five more Italian doctors die battling coronavirus: Thirteen medics have now lost their lives, with 2,629 health workers infected - 8.3% of country's total

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8129499/More-2-600-medical-workers-infected-coronavirus-Italy.html

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>brother lives in Paris
>tells me everyone is ignoring instructions to quarantine
>people are going on picnics and shit
How long until the frogs croak?

rate

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Nope, it's important to spread the message. The earlier you prepare for the fight, the more likely you are to win.

You are ready for diabetes!

MAKE HER HIPS WIDER AND BIGGER ASS AT 400K. Thanks in advance.

Is this drug actually gonna be curable?

Will this suffice?

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>ChinaLiedPeopleDied

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>feel slightly unwell? -> It's Corona

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Not good bro. Not good

Why are you eating my garbage?

He said China is faking their numbers

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Y black chicks pussies look like horse pussy?

based please no futa

>kept calling in sick to my job since last week
>get a text from boss saying he sent put my ROE
>thinking I'm going to take 14 days quarantine and be back to work
>he was on a flight to and from BC
>job requires me to come into contact with a lot of people everyday
>not even an essential service (construction supply delivery)
>these dipshits want to keep business going as long as possible
I'm hoping lockdowns happen here in the next week or my boss ends up getting sick from being on planes and realizes how serious this shit is.

It‘s clear that you have it. You don‘t need an list.

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>responding to the image that's been posted multiple times every day for the past 2 months
polan stop

what the fuck did you take this photo with/10

Bout 2 weeks

>The Chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus.
Like hell they did. It's only this bad because they didn't act fast enough.

Spain guy on government North Korea say zero cases coronavirus on North Korea

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>"oh maybe we'll hit 300k cases soon"
>check back
>it's at 303k
IT'S SPEEDING UP BOYS

Chinama,

Yesterday you're pasta said .001% now it's 1%. 1% of the worlds population is 70 mil that's a couple ppl

Stop making these threads.
Diamond Princess numbers blew you the fuck out. 8 dead out of what, 1000 infected?
Funny how you just memory holed that one; as you do with every single piece of evidence against all the bullshit you spill.

Don't forget either that the hospitalization rate is 1% in America. Literally 1%. What a fucking nothingburger.

Nobody outside you 200 retarded doomer coomposters cares about this flu-tier virus anymore.
Just stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.

No brakes on this train

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>ass gets bigger
>hips get tigger
YES
Send this to Bill

This. Coupled with coronavirus being a hoax on the scale of project bluebeam.

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are titty anons mentally challenged? everyone knows ass is much better than tits
Butt>Boobs

Chinese shills are on overdrive.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 22,738 (288) Germany 21,854 (77) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,373 (74) United Kingdom 4,145 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,847 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,119 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Canada 1,087 (13) Australia 1,072 (7) Brazil 1,021 (18) Japan 1,007 (35) Israel 883 (1) Pakistan 720 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Greece 530 (13) Finland 521 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Poland 492 (5) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 329 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 285 (8) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Lebanon 230 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Serbia 171 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +3,355 (+32) Germany +2,006 (+9) Iran +966 (+123) France +1,847 (+112) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +758 (+18) United Kingdom +162 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +198 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Canada (+1) Brazil +51 (+7) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +71 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+6) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +160 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Pakistan +219 Chile +103 Ecuador +80 Poland +67 Qatar +11 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 Romania +59 India +80 …

>FULL LISTS
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Literally looks like a dude

HOLY FUCK THE UK HAS OVER A THOUSAND INDECTED TODAY , HOLD ME IM SCARED

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No its not.

Washington State doesn't give our updated numbers for another 2 hours and 20 minutes

>got animal crossing today
Thank you Jesus.

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thank you brudi.

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Nice, thanks user.
Appreciated.

seriously what is it with germany?
are they treating them with some secret antivirals they got shipped from nazis in antartica or are they using some kind of kikery to say corona deaths are from smth else so they dont count

>All self-induced deaths

yeah but everyone knows that at this point

F

If you kill them fast enough it's technically true

*cures obesity*

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I'm leaving Yas Forums guys. I've been going here since about mid-2013 while I was in college, but now I've graduated and have an actual professional career and can't be associated with this place anymore. I know some of you will miss me as I've always been an active contributor in /ptg/ threads, not to toot my own horn but I think I played a pretty huge role in helping this board grow more popular thanks to spreading memes on Reddit. I'm actually far more liberal after my life has improved and i hang out with my bros and smoke weed, i have a nice job now and i cant be associated with right-wing memes. It was fun spreading memes with you guys, but its time for me to grow up and leave this board, and I suggest many of you do the same.
Not to mention you're a bunch of fucking idiots. Pic related. /cvg/ killed in 1 image

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We know
02:00 1 case in N.Korea
02:01 0 cases in N.Korea
05:00 1 case in N.Korea
05:01 0 cases in N.Korea

If he's still alive soon I'll be fascinated to see how he manages to climb down. Maybe he'll just pretend he never posted about it.

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They test proactively and not only when someone is already in ICU

gay

What's the exact number of new infections in UK today?

Aryan blood, user.

>the sheer amount of jobless claims coming out
>even if this virus were to miraculously vanish tomorrow, the economy will still take years to recover

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You should give her an Ahegao face at 1,000,000 if it ever reaches to that point.

WE NEED GIF

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>ignore that if ICU and healthcare is overwhelmed, even the young and not corona related ills could die.

The sad state of short-sighted low IQ chimps

DEGENERATES OUT
Coronachan is a lovely lady(girl)

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>Corona Chan end up with two zeppelins.

>America coming strong for our Bronze.

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>Is the dress coming off?
Yes.
>Are the hips getting bigger now?
Yes.

Why were you sleeping with a shaved gorilla, user?

Coronachan needs a dick at 500k

if the dress comes off then its gonna get ruined and a dick is probably gonna appear

Corona Chan loves fat fucks with bad diets.

Obviously, you can't trust China. Wuhan is still empty, and didn't they ban american journalists from the country just a few days ago?

>mobile.twitter.com/willwildart
God bless

God I hate Twitter so fucking much

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He doesn't give a FUCK

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>muh Hilary
The ABSOLUTE STATE of this man

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OH NO NO NO HOSPITALS ARE GONNA START COMPOUNDING PRODUCTS WITH LITTLE TO NO PROTECTION TO SAVE PPE FOR NURSES EXPECTS AN INCREASE ON HAI

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I wish I had a vasectomy too user

what motivates someone to even shill for the orange at this point???
IS OVER

Kek

Nuke fucking China. I wanna see every chinks burned to ashes.

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lmao

Not good posting portraits of yourself on Yas Forums

he's actually losing it lmao

Wouldn't it be ironic if Mitchell survives with just a mild flu but everyone on here who ridiculed him dies a painful death?

When will she grow a dick?

Going to find this dude in some sort of Andrew Gillum situation soon enough.

still dosent explain it they have lower deaths than south korea even

dare I say
>based?

You're such a faggot.

UUUUUGHHHH CORONA CHAN DON'T STOP AAAAAAA

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Well aware, well aware. I just hope this thread move faster.

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see

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North Korea has a magic lead pill to cure it

FUCK CHINK

when you and spain die before you can see it

I love how you play everything up in OP.
You're honestly just like MSM, just look at those fucking titles.
>California enacts state-wide lockdown
No they didn't. They asked people to stay home.
>Virus invades nervous system
Using a word like 'invade' doesn't suddenly make it worse. All viruses do this.
>15 million die worldwide
Nice prediction. Gonna turn out just like every other prediction you guys made. Pic related.
>Survivors need rehabilitation due to nueromusclular damage
'SOME' I think you forget add that, it's only SOME patients. Huh wonder why you'd leave that out...
>Virus hides in nuerons, indefinitely escapes recognition
Faggot just cause you say big science words doesn't suddenly make the impossible possible.
>Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
Just pulled the 4 times figure out your ass. Happeningfags really love doing that huh, just multiply the real numbers and then call them real?

What a garbage thread, ever since #500 it's just been paranoid conspiracy theorists and shit-tier math.

This is some cringy shit even for the current state of Yas Forums.

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They are writing tickets for people who go outside now. They're literally fining people for being in public. I dont give a shit about any pandemic. I have RIGHTS I have the right to peacefully assemble, and I have the right to freedom of movement on public property! How are we letting this happen?! I don't understand how people aren't literally rioting in the streets about this! This on top of the fact that they're passing a bill that eliminates end-to-end encryption entirely! WTF!?

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You’re here forever

based please futa

The vaccine is 7.62x39mm

ALL INCOMING FLIGHTS HAVE JUST BEEN DIVERTED FROM NEW YORK.
>inb4source
TITLE TEN FEDERALIZATION OF NATIONAL GUARD INCOMING.
AVG 500,000 TROOPS PER STATE DEPLOYMENT.

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Can someone post that pic of deaths per day of multiple illnesses including Corona-chan?

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Only if we see our own lawmakers who failed us swing; it's only fair.

Wait wasn't the Netherlands way lower than that yesterday?

The arrows are unnecessary.

Nice pasta

300,000!!!

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fucking yellow kikes

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there's 300,000,000 people in america, 1% is 3,000,000 people, retard.

He'll disappear from the internet one way or the other.

>Now governments prepare to hidden mass death numbers.

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Trump officially acknowledged it as "the greatest pandemic in history" an overstatement right now but still. Let's see him wiggle his way out of that one.

man it really is a male killer

300,000 is due.

Her breasts have expanded waaaay too quickly. At this rate it's gonna take a helluvalot creativity to draw the stages when it reaches a million cases.

Holy fucking based

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based drawfag

Well Hitler was a gay socialist....

thanks red skull with numbers user

>The vaccine is 7.62x39mm
Pic related is the actual vaccine.

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There once was a girl from Wuhan
Who said "you are one sexy man!"
She came up to my place
Then she coughed in my face
And that's when the shit hit the fan

And fuckers actually thought a lockdown wasn't coming Monday.

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Is a comprehensive economic reform/reset inevitable at this point?
To me there doesn’t seem to be a scenario in which we can simply go back to normal. Or am I exaggerating?

If you ate better maybe you wouldn't be a tranny.

Remember when you used to say it wouldn't turn into a pandemic? Yea those were good days

How many days are there in a year again?

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Fucking communist

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Based. I hope everyone speaks out and doesn‘t let the govt shut them up.

How long until the no-go zones go apeshit?

he's so based

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Filtered for not being a Yas Forumsack.

>that dragon shaped dildo
fucking tranny

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it's hard as fuck to self diagnose this virus.
Mother had flu symptoms and a realy nasty cough, not tested, could have been the flu (that she hasn't had in 10+ years)

I however have no coofing but i have shortness of breath, a fucked up taste and smell and what i would describe as the feeling of a leprechaun standing on my chest

Hi chang. I can't wait till you insects get nuked

>Nuke fucking China. I wanna see every chinks burned to ashes.
YOUR WISH
IS MY COMMAND
>inb4source

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>I have RIGHTS
Oh dear
Cold hard reality that you are nothing but a commodity to be used or discarded at will just sinking in is it?

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HAHAHHAHAH COOK THE RICE PAY THE PRICE IDIOTS, THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING WITH CHINESE

If they figured a way to save the system from the 08 stuff I'm sure they'll jew their way out of this one too.

>see a girl in the middle of the street
>bus is coming
>sprint towards girl and push her out of the way
>get hit and die
that's a good way to go

Some are saying that they are not reporting corona as cause of death. But pneumonia and other underlining causes. Who knows really.

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The really fun part for the americans will be the millions upon millions forced to go onto disability that "survive" their first encounter with this virus. The lung scarring will cripple each and every one of them to the point they cant even go to the store to buy food without collapsing from lack of oxygen much less actually work. That will be the final nail in the coffin for the US economy.

someone post the china cell phone account decline

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>Is a comprehensive economic reform/reset inevitable at this point?

I mean: are we letting the nothingburgers and the chinks getting away with this?

FIRST CASE IN MY CITY TODAY

pray for me

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nice

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Japan will survive.

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Posted a few below you

FUck off no way

Oh my. How she's grown.

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Pussy

MUSSORINI MEASRES

if this is happening ina supposedly democratic and free country like Spain, imagine fucking China.

She's getting a big old stinky cock. End of.

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Imagine having something go.down and you DONT check pol. You are literally a retarded faggot

AAAAAAAAAHHHH MY EYE AND NOSE IS ITCHY BUT IM IN AN AIRPORT
If I stand in an unoccupied corner its safe to talk off my mask right?

Yes he is

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fucked up taste and smell is 100% covid.
Get tested, seriously

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>78
Nothing is happening, corona os that nothing burger went with to bed well

uwu so cute

Clever.

fuck off, wumao, we know your tactics now

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good.

Are you going to kill yourself when this levels out in a month and everyone makes fun of you for being retarded?
I hope so.

'08 stuff was just bailouts. Its akin to patching a hole in a boat and then waiting for the pumps to pump the water out. The situation we have now isnt a hole, its the entire boat splitting in half. You cant patch the problem and you cant pump the water out.

>FUck off no way
Way.

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Wtf they have Meny in Denmark.

waiting for the tentacle monster to come in and fuck them all

I bet the bus actually stopped in time and you died from shock

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Japan with the way they are ignoring it will be a hotbed for Corona for years. Nobody will won't to go there because the risk of contracting it will be as high as contracting malaria in the Congo.

Deaths take a couple weeks to start piling up. Patients can last many days on a respirator, although both Italy and China have reported that once you need a respirator, 99% chance you're a goner.

hm strange, I guess people didn't needed their mobile phones as much

Thank you, ameribro

Thanks

thats the only thing that makes sense, they have the lowest death rate anywhere
even lower than that boomer ship

ayy,simp faggot

Abe-san, please spread the wisdom of masks to our shores

Ok, a couple of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.

- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead. It is hard to contain the numbers in a totalitarian state when people don't have much trust in authority.
- Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't count those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think.
- German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as thier capacities are not overhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems
- Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not.
- Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead
- Latin countries and especially Itliagot hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries.
- Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy. So at the moment when they went to Italia Italia was already infected far and wide. Other countries are lagging now 2 to 4 weeks behind italy as they were infected not in the same time as Italy. Better be prepared to the worst.