CORONA UNEMPLOYMENT THREAD

20 million Americans are laid off already, are you one of them?

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im a nurse practitioner.. hopefully I wont be laid off from life. pray for me anons

I got laid off. Your mom fired me from fucking her when your father goes to work.

I work in sales for the MLB, NHL, NBA and MLS.
So yes.

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>im a nurse practitioner.. hopefully I wont be laid off from life. pray for me anons
Thank you for your Sacrifice and Duty Brother / Sister. You are a True Folk Hero.
There is no Greater Sacrifice than Self Sacrifice for Folk.
God Bless You, and Yours.

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AlbertaOilBro here. 10 more days then its off to unemployment.

I wonder if the army is hiring...

>posting from work right now
Unemployed fags btfo! 22 years old with full time work with a white collar job in logistics, if I get laid off Ill just collect neetbux and chill at home where I don't pay rent because mommy and daddy love me :) also this social distancing has been great, so many horny and lonely girls back from college

That actually sounds like a cool job.

It’s a new depression.

Only way to stop is to do what China did. Why aren’t we?

I work at a gas station so no I'm good.

We should just start big ol' camps for people to come and labor at so that they have job

It's a bit late for that Klaus.

Yes. initial unemployment claim was rejected, in appeal now. i'm not expecting anything though, my skin is too pale to get handouts.

there were less than a dozen deaths in my state. but suddenly 100,000 people lost their jobs. we're killing the patient to kill the illness.

Thats Rajoy!!

HVAC-R Tech and still doing service. I'm even getting a bonus for working.

>we're killing the patient to kill the illness
we need to save the boomers, the economy be damned

I work for the mines so if we run out of work or PPE were shut down
Your military is small and spread thin. Ive trained with quebeckers, nice people, id say join if i were you. If your not using google translate and know more than 2 years of english go for it.

I only wish my company got the contract for the NFL as well, but it’s just too expensive.

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Lel you used a unemployment office from Spain

Work makes you free!!!

>be me
>building operator
>monitor and maintain mechanical systems for 8 buildings
>office cuck workers laid off
>get overtime to do more monitoring to ensure critical systems dont go down due to high vacancy
>feelsgoodman

i work at UPS, i was already on medical leave for another reason. i imagine they need me back. i'm certainly planning on not returning when this is over...

i'm tired of it. enough

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Thanks Trump

Just got let go because of a post that contained “Racial overtones” as it stated that the Coronavirus *is* in fact from China. Said there’s no room in the company for that kind of thought. We 1984 now bois

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yeah, lyft driver doing stonks from my bunker.
haven't got a notice tho saying i've been let go yet tho...

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>lyft driver
how does it work? are you an employee?

t. Larp

I got laid off last week and was pretty upset. I've now focused my energy on coofing all over the transfit system in NYC and began smearing kaka under car door handles. I'm going to muster up enough courage to urinate all over staircases in apartment buildings next. Hail SATAN btw.

No I was one of the lucky ones with a shitty job.

most laid off employees will be rehired assuming they are worth a damn

lmao based and nurglepilled. the sooner everyone catches it the sooner this will be over. hit up the synagog next and make sure to go to queens.

A lot of small businesses are laying off and new businesses are basically dying before they even have a chance to take off. It's going to be a shit show for anyone not working for a large company.

Bunch of people laid off here but I quit :^)

nope busier then ever

I'm sitting comfortably in my wagie job getting toilet paper and dragon dildos to the masses

No. I'm hella jelly

Fellow customs/logistic bro?

>be me, 22 y/o in Cali
>work at a children’s camp in the summer while on break from college
>Genuinely enjoy the work, kids are all white, behave great and all the workers are also aged 18-25 except for the 3 people in the office and we all get along very well
>actually heart melting when you work with the youngest kids and they need your help for the most menial tasks
>Literally the highlight of my year, it’s a constant flow of white pills and a good escape to get away from all this clown world bull shit
>do so well my first year, get promoted to assistant coordinator, get to manage the other counselors and help plan ahead for each summer, extra pay.
>Cali goes on lockdown
>Get a call from my supervisors that tell me all planning is halted until further notice
>camp may get canceled
You lied to me /pol, you said happenings would be fun.

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I'm in a UPS warehouse so a bit further down

Techfag here. Laid off right before the lock down. Womp. Womp.

not yet. but i fear that i will be very soon.

what in tech exactly user

DoD Contactor here

Never gonna get fired

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well actually no. there will be less demand for workers and more competition for fewer jobs. so maybe the "best"(yeah, right) will get jobs, but for the most part lots of good people are going to lose everything, including their lives.

Fuck it, fuck the human race

Good. They need to die. There are way too many humans on earth

Food Engineering. I'm about as well insulated as you can get. I lose my job, and you fuckers stop eating.

Yeah. Cant wait for trumpbux tho.

Still serving coffee on nightshit in cuckistan. It's sort of sad because I've seen a lot of people get laid off already, but people are pretty sympathetic about having to work at minimum wage during all this stuff, though I consider myself lucky since I still have full time hours.
Funnily enough I can get the same pay from the government for staying home, but I'll hold off on that until later probably.

Property management and maintenance is considered an essential business to infrastructure. Guess it pays to be a wagie after all.

I had a pretty nice job lined up at Vanderbilt a week before the quarantine bullshit started. I got a phone call yesterday that my posting would be canceled because of the Chinese virus. Fucking slant eyes, man. If not for them, I'd be working in a kick ass neuroscience lab and making money.

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I work in grocery, and it's very busy. I was gonna quit grocery to work in sales. Thank God I did not.

Union Laborer on US Government job. No layoff in sight. Suck it. And prepping since 2005.

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lel same here. i do process engineering for a major food manufacturing company. i'm fucking set while all my useless sales/account manager coworkers are literally crying in the bathroom because they're afraid of getting laid off.

crime is always an option

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Got the ol' "vpn and chat client kicked me off 12:00 on a friday".
Chuckled and wrote up my contact at the placement agency within 15min. Sounded frazzled, told me to get unemployment submitted.

Numbers goin up bigly monday.

>I lose my job, and you fuckers stop eating.
we'll just import food from China

I work for a small local business with only 5-7 employees—pool service technician, mostly for very affluent people who won’t be hit too hard by this new economy.

Boss said as of Friday we’re full go as usual, feels good (knock on wood)

no.

I was a neet before this mess. however my interview scheduled was canceled

thanks corona chan