/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2366 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

WE’RE GOING TO SURPASS 300k today

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reminder the name of the virus is SARS-COV2 and COVID-19 is only the name of the infection. The media has completely whitewashed this to prevent mass panic over the fact that "sars" is in the name

more facts about SARS-COV2:
The virulence (R0) of SARS-CoV-2 is estimated between 1.4-6.49, with a mean estimate of 3.28[1] . This mean estimate is much higher than the seasonal flu, which has an R0 of 1.3[2] . What this means is that SARS-CoV-2 spreads signficantly faster than the seasonal flu.

The Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of SARS-CoV-2 is at least 2-3%[3] . This is 20-30 times higher than the CFR of the season flu, which is around .1%[4] .

SARS-CoV-2 can be transmitted without the infected showing any symptoms[5] . This makes it much more difficult to control.

Roughly 20% of SARS-CoV-2 infections result in serious symptoms that require medical intervention[6] . This is more than 10 times the hospitalization rate of the seasonal flu[7].

Symptoms from SARS-CoV-2 can persist over a month[8] compared to the seasonal flu where symptoms typically tend to clear after 5 days[9] .

There is no vaccine for SARS-CoV-2[10] whereas people regularly get annual flu shots.

There is no reliable evidence of herd immunity for SARS-CoV-2 which means that it can theoretically infect the entire population. See, for example, a Korean psychiatric department where the virus infected 99/102 people.

38% of people hospitalized with COVID-19 were between the ages of 20-54, CDC reports.

The virus lasts in aerosolized form (droplets in the air) for around 3 hours

Plaquenil, aka Hydroxychloroquine, has been tested as a potential treatment for SARS-CoV-2 however right now the data is inconclusive as to whether or not it will be successful in stopping the disease. Further, the treatment is only in the very beginning of its clinical trials. It would take months for it to become available to the public

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7 Billion happeningfags. Understand that number?
7 B I L L I O N. Big number. Whole lot more than this will get to; especially considering all the lockdowns in place.
Over in 3 weeks tops.

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Anyone else getting panic attacks out of the blue?

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So whats the repercussion? Is China going to get nuked for this?

They want them all to die off first en masse

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Haven‘t seen you ask any intelligent questions so far.

nothingburger

lol, what does it say?

700 DEATHS IN ITALY!

THE CHINKS ARE LYING ABOUT THE VIRUS, DEATHRATE IS MUCH HIGHER!!

uuuummmaaa....

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Can technology solve the Coronavirus crisis?

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4 DAYS UNTIL COLLAPSE OF SPAINS HEALTH CARE SYSTEM THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>SPAIN: Almost a hundred scientists, including statisticians, doctors, epidemiologists, or public health experts, have signed a document urging the government to order total confinement of the population. They warn that the measures adopted are not enough to avoid the absolute collapse of the health system, which they estimate for next March 25.

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UK deaths up for 53 today, 233 total

I'm starting to worry this herd immunity plan might not work lads, we are rising faster than Italy did at the same stage

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That looks like Polish. Leave us alone

>number of threads multiplied by 6 is still larger than number of dead
>happening
Stop shilling this nothing burger already

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Sadly this is the life I live. I'm not the age bracket for instant death, but it might fuck me up good.
It's fine anyways, it seems like only niggers are coming out to shop these days. There's a few whites and hispanics, but most are nigs. The few whites that come out? College couples of whites, a few coalburners, and boomers. So many boomers.

Also, funny, I live in a city (around 100-200k pop) predominantly white. Yet, most of the shop lifters, and trouble makers are black. Hmmm. They make up about 20% but 8 to 9 times out of ten, it's nigs causing trouble.
Just food for thought.

I'm so fucking hyped right now, I can't wait to see the collapse of capitalism

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just show me the xi and all this will be over

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Trying to get those social security (or whatever you call it over there) bux back.

Yeah, that's one of us. They say to
>have one customer in the store at a time
>try not to pay by cash, only credit card
>order online

>get back from playing with my goats
>chinks still in hard damage control mode
Kek, go to bed, you'll need that sleep for your Immune systems.

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Who ordered the nothing burgers, we're almost out globally.

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Is there a Twitter site like bno, but for only the USA?

Has Sweden just surrendered and died to Corona-Chan or what? I haven’t seen shit come outta there in a while and no one from there I know has gotten back to me in a few days.

Uncle Ted will answer that for you.

Italian flu gona kill us all.

>20200306
at least have the dignity to rename this stale meme, fren

>taiwan
>hong kong
>singapore
>japan
>worst korea
>best korea
>only a few hundred cases or cases are barely growing, no quarantine/lockdown needed
Literally a nothingburger that can be ignored by wearing a mask.

Is not anyone else being of impress with Xi handle of the America Virus? What say you

Not enough

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>disbelief

C-CORONA-CHAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY OUTSIDE

something bad happening tommorow

>For the next 2–4 months, you suffer +30% damage from virus infections.
>Afterward, gain +1 Death Defiance.

Who made this deal?

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The reason Ireland got the virus was because 2'000 Italian tourists came over even when the rugby was cancelled. I feel sorry for pasta bros but also very annoyed at them.

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I RECESS THE MEETING!
can we...
I RECESS THE MEETING!
can we expla-
I RECESS THE MEETING!
d-does a reces-
I RECESS THE MEETING!

it can nuke the chinks....

Ebin :DDD

Been following since January and freaked out a little bit for the first time when I was trying to fall asleep as I worried about my cats.

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

>Been living a neet lifestyle all of my life
>Have a good income doing online business
>Need to earn some experience to take over family company
>Try for a local company
>One month later Happening happened
>Started to develop sore throat but no fever no cough
>started to have panic attack and trouble breathing
>Thinking this might be it
>quickly run to my computer and posted this story on Yas Forums to make me laugh and relieve myself from all this anxiety

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300k

WOOO!

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Reminder: The correct name of the diesease is either bat-soup AIDS or rice AIDS

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Trump is cucking for China live rn. God dammit, America

Rate my prep bros. About to go to the store to get some more

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My favourite stat. Shows how long these "mild" cases take to recover.

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I'm just wondering does this argiebro even sleep? Is he even white?

Also the shop is a wedding florist lmao

I think it goes without saying that México is going to be turbo fucked in a few weeks, our president has condemned us all to die by his complete inaction.

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>shitlibs keep walking into Cabela's asking what gun they should buy
>their shock when I inform them getting a license is a 2+ month long process and they are way too late
Live a gun grabber, die a gun grabber

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something bad happening every day

im done putting my copypasta of actual information in these threads. Clearly nobody cares about actual information. I hope all of you fucks get the virus and die. I am now anprim gang goodbye.

We already did. I hope there's a breast progress update

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Brazil will be the testing ground for the Big Gates Chipping.

>See, for example, a Korean psychiatric department where the virus infected 99/102 people.
Herd immunity wouldn't apply to a single closed space.

>It would take months for it to become available to the public
They have been treating people with cloroquine from day one in china and elsewhere. It is already available to the public and safe for consumption. You can even buy at your local drug store.

fuck off, yellow nigger

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It's fine

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The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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BANDEMIG

>Over in 3 weeks tops

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Ted talks?

being a gamer in 2020 is like being a jew in the 3rd reich

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but china bro

Checked, I want corona milkies and thighs!

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Why isn't Africa getting cleaned out bros?

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We're at 300,345 already.

Anybody else shook by our media parroting CCP propaganda talking points? What the fuck is going on?

SHE DID IT LADS
>300,000 CASES

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1241423924308652032

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mothefucker jsut watched her hands on the soup

>China has lost thousands of people
Trump knows the real numbers?

It's chinese you double niggers
NYC will go under Mashall Law, Cali and Washington to follow, riots in cities all over the US.

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I love how this always works

Also ameribros, Trump called out the invisible enemy in his report a few hours ago. Better yet, this is the first time he said directly "stay at home." Normally it's been "stay home if you're sick". It's almost time. Stay safe, also lock and load.

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>Italian flu
Ivan still trying to shill chinks

I am either entering day 7 or day 9 of the incubation time and i still don't have any fever.

My mother got better within three fucking days even though she had the coof of doom and high fever immediately, she is now coof attack free just still tired with muscle aches

theres no evidence of actual immunity (you can still be reinfected if you're infected once) so assuming herd immunity could exist is beyond retarded.

IF hydroxycloroquine has been available from day one, that means it hasn't been effective at treating the virus.

>eating bbq gushers
Good prep for a strong stomach, but work on putting nutrition inside of it.

The Chinese One-lung policy

i mean really bad

Retarded question. Obvious answer has always been the egg.

Some of the information is outdated, since it's been put out a month ago.
The stats are much higher for SARS-CoV-2. Anons here probably want more updated information.

Still not dead Mario?

Never change.

>online gaming
>not porn addicted faggots who download 1 TB o porn every day

Africa is, it's just that no one cares.

Trump actually sounds reasonable today. He knows he fucked up.

>I have an infant daughter
>two very young children

God speed, anons. The only thing which matters to me is my young kid.

OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CORONAVIRUS THAT KILLS LESS PEOPLE THAN OBESITY AND SMOKING IS GONNA KILL ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS.
FUCKING.
OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that's ireland, pierre.

thx for the update user. when the basketball americans start flipping out we are getting close to full viral saturation

no, user's here want to argue with me over non-facts and cope and post anime interpretations of a virus they can jerk their underage dicks to.

>89% effectiveness against virus sized particles
isn't that pretty good? why don't (((they))) want you to wear surgical masks?

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Does anyone actually believe those China numbers?

checked and keked.

Based. Looks just like my stockpile

Chinks crossing Russian border probably.

This is the new
>your video games are making the pc run slower, son!

The egg. Any other questions?

Níl aon eagla orm mar leis an virus seo

I think that TP copypasta is applicable here

It collapsed in 1913 commie scumbag

What? Online gaming doesn't use as much bandwidth as Netflix/YouTube etc

has someone an idea what i could send my grandma, she's bored and lonely right now

He would help, but he's soooo sleepy.

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>50,000 in 1 day
>1.2 multiple per day
we exponential now bois

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Is there any confirmed medication that combats it?

HAPPY 300K /cvg/

>Rate my prep
New filter added.

>not even exponential growth anymore
>NEAR INFINITE GROWTH (STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN LINE)

LADS....THIS IS IT....

HELP.

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Not anymore really, but I used to have panic disorder

Only retards, communist and shills believe China

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>mfw you can't get hydroxychloroquine without a doctor's prescription here
>mfw the cucked doctors would never prescribe it here

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Sorry about the dumb question, but what exactly do you mean by "closed cases"?

あぁん?あんかけチャーハン?

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Gamers gonna rise up soon.

In communist countries, none, despite staying in line for hours

Still not dead Mario?

Is there any info about the chink who started it all? The one who eat/fuck the bat?

Play stupid games...

>playing with his goats

Meanwhile in the US...

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>Ignoring that the games use very little bandwidth
>Ignoring petabytes of porn downloaded every day

Anyone believing them is a fucking retard
I've managed to convince my family who thought it was at first a nothing burger to start prepping and take it serious, now that it really is serious I tell them about the lying China and they believe it too

They're reaping the rewards now, meanwhile the US is expecting that everyone will be infected, and this whole ordeal will last years

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you could facetime and chat with her.

Heres to 300k more

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Because the WHO told the world to stop using them unless you feel sick

>The Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of SARS-CoV-2 is at least 2-3%[3] . This is 20-30 times higher than the CFR of the season flu, which is around .1%[4] .
Not in the Diamond Princess or South Korea. Chance is it's around 1%, and Italy or Spain just are undertesting, which we are, as a matter of fact.

how does corona virus affect asthmatics?

Thus guys talking about the FEMA camps and is trying to red pill normies
youtu.be/QvKpkL93XjE

/cvg/ has always been that case. There were a couple of tripfags like svenanon who gave us some really decent info.

damn dish washer towel is pretty underrated desu

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 22,738 (288) Germany 21,854 (77) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,373 (74) United Kingdom 4,094 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,847 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,119 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Canada 1,087 (13) Australia 1,072 (7) Brazil 1,021 (18) Japan 1,007 (35) Israel 883 (1) Pakistan 720 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Greece 530 (13) Finland 521 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Iceland 473 (1) Poland 452 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 329 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 285 (8) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Lebanon 206 (4) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Serbia 171 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +3,355 (+32) Germany +2,006 (+9) Iran +966 (+123) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +758 (+18) United Kingdom +111 (+56) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +198 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Canada (+1) Brazil +51 (+7) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +71 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+6) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +160 Australia +144 Czech Republic +162 Israel +178 Pakistan +219 Chile +103 Ecuador +80 Qatar +11 Poland +27 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 Romania +59 India +80 Bahrain +12 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Anybody else notice there are barely any Italian anons in these threads now?

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>only good things are the bbq sauce and jerky
youll last a couple days

Why are they still using them? Everyone knows they are fake, especially the recovered numbers. Makes any and all STATS complete bullshit.

facetime

Guys I just realized that Disney might be forced to release Mulan in digital which has almost a 300 million dollar budget, all that money down the drain

If the virus doesn't get you, you'll end up wanting to kill yourself with that diet.

Download patch and DLC yes, gigabyte, only onine gaming is very low intensive even fornite Stats.

But "the biggest threat to internet bandwidth" are Youtube,Netflix,Twitch

checked and based

wait, im retarded, i meant day after tommorrow

Good, overdosing on a drug that trump "hopes to god" works is worse than a mild corona.

A lot of threads like these popping up Doesn't this shit stop your heart of something?

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panic is over now

there are tons of them what are you talking about

>almost 93%
Wtf switzerland. Get your shit together.

Should we just kill ourselves now?

2/really needs some attention

Yes, they keep repeating the China is safe meme

Ok, for the user who asked for a bewbs version, I'm posting all

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Dumb fucking reporter can't get her facts straight.

Fucking keked and checked, I've had people ask me that as well
>user what gun should I buy
>what class does your license let you have
>wait I need a license?
Betting you guys have been OOS on Maverick 88's for days, right?

Because WHO is retarded and wants to see the world die

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>Been following since January and freaked out a little bit for the first time when I was trying to fall asleep as I worried about my cats.
Don't worry, your kitties can live for a good 2 or 3 weeks off your corpse, by then, somebody will have come to let them out.
Just remember to keep your toilet lid up.

You either die or recover. So the death rate is dead/(dead+recovered)
Ignore the active cases until they are "closed". Obviously as more people recover the rate will come down

>archive.is/0pqdp
i was a couple of months ago, but iv been locked down for about a month, may do again as things get even more hairy out there and hoards start roaming

Stop making these threads.
Diamond Princess numbers blew you the fuck out. 8 dead out of what, 1000 infected?
Funny how you just memory holed that one; as you do with every single piece of evidence against all the bullshit you spill.

Nobody outside you 200 retarded doomer coomposters cares about this flu-tier virus anymore.
Just stop.

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ABC reporting that FAA is clearing out NYC air traffic, diverting planes.
twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1241425957774295042?s=19

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What is the health situation in Bolivia? Is altitude good or bad for patients?

Goats are fucking great cityfag. They're like dogs with horns that give milk

Its like the speed of the spreading is directly proportional to the number of seething leftist millenals present on each country.

I guess gaming's takes up a lot of server capacity, but bandwidth?
And I doubt there's any real lack of server capacity anyways

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>See, for example, a Korean psychiatric department where the virus infected 99/102 people.
That's not how herd immunity works. It's when people who are not sick already have immunity (vaccinated or recovered) and then even though there's some people without immunity in a population, epidemic exponential growth doesn't occur because most of people's social contacts are immune. Of these 102 people nobody had immunity (the whole world doesn't have it) plus it's too small of a population/area to even talk about the concept of herd immunity.

We value your input but most people itt have been here for a while and know all those things already.

Source?

All the /cvg/ oldfags already know all the information you post, and all the newfags are stupid.

coronavirus

dead or cured

Thank you.

¿Estas envioso de que Italianos va a superar vuehtra virhen Spamish flu con sus Chad Italian flu?

I went to the store and there was only ONE fucking pack of toilet paper.

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THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE...
POLAND WHERE IS THE 300,000 CORONA-CHAN ART?

wheres the pussy?

Wrong, there's plenty of evidence of immunity.We will even be getting immunity tests soon, and people who are immune will have less restricted movement.

Correct, our numbers are WITH chloroquine treatments. Corona-chan would be far more lethal without that.

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My god, your intestinal tract hates you, you know that, right?

yea no shit I've been in these threads since the first one got pinned. God I swear this shit is horrible for your health all it does is make me angry and more misanthropic. Then again I guess that's all Yas Forums in general does.

May extinction event has no business being this sexy.

What rewards everything they sell goes to the USA? Fucking China it is just like you to fuck up like this!
>Hurr we did it we beat the USA now time for the Chinese Millennium Reign!
>W-wait why is no one buying from us!
>Why won't anyone open their borders!
>What do you mean the USA and Europe were our biggest buyers and our economy relied entierly on them!
>OH NO THIS IS JUST LIKE THE 4 PESTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

Nice.

do we know today's numbers for italy?

Who are you shilling for anymore? Trump calls it the biggest pandemic in history.

Rewards?

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1k new cases today
We will be joining the big league soon

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that's the most unhealthy shit ever

holy shit how can the press be this retarded

if those numbers are fake, they can't keep them hidden forever, the longer they keep up, the more inclined I am to actually believe they did it
on the other hands, chinks were always prone to lie and censor shit, so....I really don't know how much these numbers mean

This happens to me so many times. Can people tell the difference between Orange and Red.

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ahh sweet justice. cold comfort is still comfort after all.

Can't wait to see some autist running around with a vacuum bag taped to their face

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300,227

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Reminder that bean user was right and his family deserves to starve for not prepping like him.
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

Really like your style user. Great work!

Checked what? He didn't get digits.

Just like the LA riots.

prep for what? diarrhea?

How soon till all manufacturing is pulled from China?

dude i think you might wanna get your feet checked

jesus, are those hands or feet? in god's name, what kind of unholy creature are you

based and tittypilled

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Nigga you're going to die of diabetes long before corona

your efforts would be better spent on people who didnt already see this coming months ago.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR TOES

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so why isn't there an effort from other /cvg/ oldfags to educate these retarded newfags?

Bless you
Are you changing the skin color, or are you gunna keep her pale?

THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND

>Just stop.
NOOOOO STOP THIS. CVG THREADS ARE MAKING ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THE MOST INTERESTING THING HAPPENING AFTER WWII NOOOOO

That dumb fukken narrative will get people killed. Watters down the stats, give people a false sense of security or minimal risk. NYC will be worse than Italy if those malaria drugs don't work

what do you think happened to those 15 million Chinese mobile users? At best they probably disconnected the entirety of Wuhan to make it harder for whistleblowers to document there

Yeah, it does. Very toxic as well

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China has a bigger middle class now than the entire US population. They're about to become the #1 economy in the world.
I think this is just accelerating the transition a little

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There's other better ways to earn social credit points chang.

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H E R D I M M U N I T Y
E
R
D I M M U N I T Y

clearly photoshopped. This isn't real

How are you coping with this user? I‘d be one of those acceleration fags if it wasn‘t for my kids. The knowledge that i might have to helplessly watch them suffer in the next few weeks is driving me nuts... ofc we do all we can but as you probably know yourself, you can‘t really do anything.

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>>UK DEATH RATE IS 78%
That is higher than the much talked about 2-3% rate, correct?

Who ordered the double-patty nothing burger with cheese and bacon?

>Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
That's Kraft Dinner you fucking uncultured swine

It's shoop

You're a fucking retard. Those on the diamond princess were all tested in the asymptomatic phase and received state of the art medical attention immediately. This is a horrible sample group.

"I will infect 66.6% of the world's population. I am already in Africa with over 1000 reported infections already today. I did not say kill, it's just a flu to most of you. But some are for nature's culling. Worship me as a Goddess and despair, I hold your lives in the palms of my hands. I'm everywhere now. Love ya!" - Corona Chan

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GIVE ME THE 375 TOMORROW!!!!

Also kys you obvious kike shill.

Economic crisis

The strict lockdown may have worked, but I really don't trust China's numbers, desu.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STUPID FUCKING CHINKS
FUCK YOU HOLY SHIT

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based

Fake and gay.

Cute feet

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Amazon owns all the bandwidth, wtf go bitch at bezos to fire up more servers.

>Google translator
>He doesn't know why is called Spanish flu

Ivan...

Loli corona best corona

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mission accomplished

cute bat

>Nigeria
>Knowing what a proper dose is

based and checked

2 People have it in my community and like 18 self isolating

Nature culling the retarded

youtu.be/4R821QqY8Fs

Because it's been months of arguing with retards
And events btfo you daily

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Good I hope Disney suffers some losses after bending over for winnie the poo

china is heavily (((invested in media)))

Asian countries are aggressively quarantining the virus. China has announced 0 new infections, Wuhan is back to work now.
Meanwhile in the West, they aren't doing that, they're just trying to "mitigate the spread", expecting literally everyone to get infected, treating it like the common flu.

It's because the west is being absolutely retarded

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Grandpa got pneumonia a couple of days ago and they just let him die with painkillers. Not Covid

NOOOOOOO NOT THE DOGGERINO

Since i do not know enough about asthma, i‘d have to google this to answer your question and idk why you can‘t do that yourself. Maybe some user with asthma can chime in. Sorry user.

Dikpik

I explained everything I posted to my parents last night as well as some other info I've recieved from authorities which I can't post online. They actually apologized to me for not taking me seriously in january and seem to be reconciling with the fact that all that info is true. It's very sad We have a government and media which can't openly adress those basic facts of a global pandemic. I don't understand how you can know those facts and not be outraged at the way they're being ignored or actively covered up.

all Yas Forums is is arguing with retards.

Amazing, that's the quality of netherlands healthcare.

I love how he shoot at the end. It's like how you take a really big shit and your entire nervous system celebrate afterwards.

Feels good, man.

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oh nice we hit 300k

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this is amazing

western is retard in every single pandemic

I'm leaving Yas Forums guys. I've been going here since about mid-2013 while I was in college, but now I've graduated and have an actual professional career and can't be associated with this place anymore. I know some of you will miss me as I've always been an active contributor in /ptg/ threads, not to toot my own horn but I think I played a pretty huge role in helping this board grow more popular thanks to spreading memes on Reddit. I'm actually far more liberal after my life has improved and i hang out with my bros and smoke weed, i have a nice job now and i cant be associated with right-wing memes. It was fun spreading memes with you guys, but its time for me to grow up and leave this board, and I suggest many of you do the same

It wasn't going to make any money anyway. This way they have a reason to blame for it.

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ZNY GROUND STOP IN EFFECT
ATC ZERO
LAGUARDIA, NEWARK, TETERBORO, JFK, PHILLY, MULTIPLE OTHER REGIONAL AIRPORTS ARE SHUT DOWN

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You son of a bitch.

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very stressful video, well done

THE HERD IS STRONG

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They're lying and they have a plan. China is preparing to announce that the whole country is clean except from a few "imported cases". Soon later they'll resume counting, "tracing" every new case to those supposedly imported cases. That way, as their whole population naturally gets infected, they'll claim they contained the original outbreak and it's all Europe's and Ameria's fault that they got it again.
Of course the reality is that the virus is still spreading freely everywhere in China.

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They can just go to nothingburger.today. Never been easier to read the data for themselves now that people have made the effort to compile it all.

/r/ing a comic/manga or single pic where Corona-chan sends out clouds of corona virus to eat crowds of people, turning them into skeletons, then the virus clouds return to here and merge with her body, causing her tits and ass and thighs to expand.

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This. Corona-chan's boobies are the only good thing about this pandemic at this point.

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No order whatsoever. Disgusting.
Dis good.

not flat enough

How big is you're community? Where is it in Italy? How has local authority responded?

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New lewd coronachan with 300k?

>showing "known" cases when not everyone can afford to be tested
>number is probably way higher and people dont know theyre infected

People got tired of my copypastas, so now I'm responding to the nothingburgers and Communist China shills with the batsoupiss webm.

see you tomorrow faggot

not anymore you chink shill

Yo what the fuck dude?

Yeah bro cause everyone who disagrees with you is paid to do so and working in some conspiracy against you.
Take your fucking meds.

im seeing a lot more evangelical boomers not giving a fuck to this than millenials desu

He's going to get stupid people killed. I don't know how to feel...

post a new picture for once

big think

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I like how Trump just walks away

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Hitler's will lives on. The strong will survive. The old and weak will perish. If anything this is exactly what we've needed for some time. Humanity just wouldn't let it happen. Inevitability is here.

300k is nothing yet boys. Just wait till we get to the millions.

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in the north. its 2 villages like 10k people

I know I cant believe I stocked up on supplies months ago. I'm such a dumb faggot out here on the ranch with my chickens and cattle and shit.

2-3 weeks isn't enough and I don't want them eating uncooked meat.

oh, fuck you

The bat is shaking because he is trying to return to the upside down position.

What a chad way to piss. I will try to do the same in my bathroom

based af

Don't post that shit you absolute fucking monster.

the time for panic is over. It's time to plan ahead for the post-Corona, post-European collapse and day of the rope.

r8 my Pilum

Some acquaintance has been doing attention-seeking progress reports on her chinese flu, it looks like it goes from bad to ok to fucking awful

Wuhan is still a ghost city. Check the traffic congestions, it's still close to 0%

>China is doing a fireworks show to convince everyone everything is fine
>shills are going on overdrive

This is hilarious.

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Fuck it let them die. Hate to go edgy 15 year old redditor mode but lost all faith in humans based on the way the government, corporations, media, and everyday people are handling this.

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we have to go bigger

Based airport autist giving us updates

shit, this Pilum

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>I don't want them eating uncooked meat.
What kind of bitch ass weakling cats do you have?

Wasn't Communist China giving it's coronavirus patients twice the recommended dosage other nations were using?

no that's netflix, youtube and porn, i'm pretty sure.

I ordered supplies for one more year, they should arrive on Monday, but I'm getting panic attacks about the risk of getting infected from them. Right now we probably have around 10k-20k cases here in Finland, so the risk of delivery guy carrying the virus seems to be less than 10%, but I'm scared anyways.

1 million by friday.

>The Pandemic of SARS-cov2
>In regard to epidemiologic danger, we inform that concerning your and our safety, we take great care to keep increased safety measures.
>For that reason we encourage for:
>only one client inside the florist shop, we will avoid clutter that way
>Pay with contactless card when possible
>order beforehand by phone or email

is her blood oxygen saturation monitored?

NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
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we are so fucked

This. I hate chinks but the west (especially southern euroniggers in the US and Europe) just aren’t autistic enough to do what Asia is doing.

streamcucks are the real cancer here

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user! ALMOST!

1 week

Which is weird, because their churches don't even have sacraments, so it's not like your physical presence is mandatory.

China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
archive.is/F5omw

China covering up "second wave" of infections
archive.is/I92fj

No one knew what was really going on in Soviet Russia for decades. It's not that hard to conceal the truth.

As a wagie who is most likely infected, tell me why i should do anything right now
>prolly infected, symptoms and odd pacing of the symptoms line up with corona
>its mild more or less but im not currently dying , its just a little bit uncomfortable
>cant quit my job, or all my future plans and my savings (iv saved tons) goes into the trash
>if it gets much worse i will then go to the hospital, if i go to early then my survival chance will drop like a rock
>if i get tested and its positive, then ill be locked up in some hospital like some SCP , lose my job and ect, and if i were to return to work i would be a pariah , and if i went to the hospital and tested negative, it wouldn't be for long because everyone infected will be there and Corona cant be stopped or avoided now, you will eventually get it unless you have prepped enough to avoid outside for the next decade
>there are dying boomers that need the beds more then me

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I got food supply for weeks, and now coming to the realization that he whole year is going to be fucked because of retarded open border liberals I now realize that I grossly underestimated the amount of preparing I should have done.

One of my cats is 18 years old.

Also forget to mention I don't even need to be in a direct contact with the delivery guy, but I have to carry the stuff into a warehouse over still.

streaming 4k vs few kbit for online play. vescio is an utter fool.

I will never make it

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