Is diarrhea a sign of chopstick fever?

My ass has become sentient. It thinks and moves of its own free will. I can't take it anymore. And the sounds coming from my guts are unholy.

They say drinking tonic water helps. Is that true? I'm fucking dying here.

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No.
Drink vegetable oil. It binds your shit together and makes you poop solid pieces again.

Yeah, don't do this.

>Drink vegetable oil.
This! A tablespoon of salt and a shot glass of oil every 2 hours should clear things up in a day. Good luck!

eat da fibre

Olive oil

Fiber does the same thing and is better for you. Get more fiber, stop eating take away and drinking

I had c diff, try activated charcoal

My shit wont stop pouring out please help

Isn’t that the natural state of Americans?

It's a sign you need to stop with your high-carb diet.
Cut off completely the bread and any other wheat derivatives, and eat some fucking eggs and meat. WITHOUT bread

Why are they on the floor? It’s probably a home for special people in short busses

Lmao there isn't one decent suggestion in this whole thread besides "More fiber"

She's Mexican you retard, and so is this fuckin' spic. Fuck you fat ass. Go eat five more tacos you pathetic little cocksucker, you're fuckin' 5' 6" you little midget. Fuck you.

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I had a similar bout of diarrhea last week that lasted for 24 hours straight running to the toilet stomach gurgling every ten minutes. This was after two days of fatigue and lower body aches. No fever or cough. Feel ok now

Says the faggot from the country competing with the USA for the fattest nation award.

Shit into a drum and sell it to your Chinese landlord.
The gutter oil they'll make from it will remind them of home.

This

>Is diarrhea a sign of chopstick fever?
Yes. Diarrhea starts in some people 2 or 3 days before the other symptoms starts. Either cold like symptoms or fever would be next if you have it.

>They say drinking tonic water helps. Is that true?
The therapeutic dose for malaria is 500mg-1000mg. I don't know how much they are using for COVID-19. Tonic water has ~80mg per liter. It's possible it could help or it's possible that the dose if far too low. You might want to see if South Korea, Japan, France, Israel, Poland have released any information on dosage as they are all using chloroquine. Stanford University Medical School adviser, Gregory Rigano, is advocating that the FDA start using the drug ASAP and they've put out information about the other nations' use of the drug. You might want to look him up and see if they've released any dosage information.

Drink water. Make sure your hydrated always.

Look up brat diet. Should help if your crying out your ass like that.

Opiates, lots of opiates. You won't shit for a week.
>asking for help on Yas Forums
Opiates will work though.

No, diabeeto, roll back to kitchen.

It's a sign of about every disease including those that kill you in 3 days with no cure.

At first they said that it was found in only 10 percent of cases, now they say that intestinal distress is a common early sign.Maybe it's a mutation. Maybe it's unrelated.

Shanghai Shivers
Sino Sneeze
Beijing Bug
Beijing Bung Lung
Tiananmen Toxicant
Wuhan Whatchamacallit
Wuhan Wheeze
Wuhan Weapon
Wuhanic Plague
Whumonia
Seoul Damage Control
Tokyo Airborne Torpedo
Rangoon Doom
Lo Mein Pain
Cantonese Killer
Jingpei Jitters
Dim-Sum Diarrhea
Xinping Cough
Guangdong Gout
Confucian Cancer
Szechuan Sore Throat
Coolie Cooties
Terminal Taoism
Mandarin Malady
Hong Kong Cholera
Hong Kong Fluey
Asian Microinvasion
Asian Ailment
(CCP) Chinese Cough Pandemic
Chinaids
Red Plague
Bamboo Burden
Egg Roll Toll
Teriyaki Terror
Wu-Flu
Winnie the Flu
Kung-Flu
Wu-Ping Cough
Yellow Fever
Genghis Cough
Fu Manchu Fever
Xi Jinplague
Brack Prague
Chinese Virus
Chinese-Origin Viral Infectious Disease
Communist Offensive Viral Infectious Disease
Lung Pao Sicken
Sweet n' Sour Sicken
Rice Rabies
Finger Trap Clap
Chinky Fever
Oriental Onset

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Zipperheads' Biological Warhead
Ching-Chong Chang Flu
Gook Germ
Gook Puke
Gooking Cough
Chinkpox
Chinaman Infliction
Bat Eating Nigger Gook Flu
Batbola
Slant-Eyes' Demise
Slant-Eye Sickness
Wet Market Surprise
Communist Lung Herpes
China's One-Corpse Policy
Som Ting Wong
The Great Reap Forward
Peking Pandemic
Slant Eyed Sickness

>manufacturing a shirt this large

Most common reason for diarrhea is dehydration. Have you had atleast 1 gallon of water today user?

>Most common reason for diarrhea is dehydration
A case of cheep beer on a Friday night will do that, the only solution is more cheep beer.

OP digestive problems are actually seen in half of coronavirus patients. Monitor your symptoms and if you get a fever along with a cough or shortness of breath, call your healthcare provider

Lel

hit everything but the TP.

>I'm fucking dying here.
Nip it in the bud user. Go straight for the health crystals

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are you retarded? The most common *complication* from diarrhea is dehydration dumbfuck. Dehydration doesnt cause diarrhea, it's the other way around.

Melt crisco down and drink 1 tablespoon periodically throughout the day for desired effect. You will defecate properly as a result and it will also help your heart.

Well, they say the last thing you do before you die is crap your pants...

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This will make your shits oily, causing the fluid to not only stick to everything, but it will no longer be water soluble.

This means any accident will be your permanently waxing the floors with a brown stain.

you have to eat grass like a dog would

It just means you're American. I have the same problem too, I usually keep a tactical bucket close at hand for when I coom too hard and end up shitting myself.

Lost

Jeez, go easy on the lad

>tfw no tac bucket on hand
not gonna make it bros

which one did it?

I have had a crazy cough for over a week now. No fever, but body aches sporadically, especially at evenings. The stomach is also a bit upset. I may or may not have kung flu and the symptoms maybe will hit me hard in a few days. So far so good I would say.

laxatives, a diaper and sleeping pills. ride it out faggot

You have IBD

yes diarrhea fro the first days

also lack of taste is a new symptom

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I drink about 6 vodka tonics a day on average and my poops are perfect.

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You’ll be dead within 2 months. Your body doesn’t kill this virus. It’s like super AIDS. It just gets wose and wose

>Diaper
>The virgin Diaper Wearer vs. The "Human Shit Sprinkler" Chad

That image is so fucking disgusting. Where did you even find that?

Yes, it is exactly what I had before I got the shanghai shivers, unholy digestive problems and liquid exploding ass. I took Immodium, and drank a lot of tea and lemon water.

Day#3 the shits went away but I had ungodly chills and body aches. Then Day#4 I had a nasty fever for about half the day, then all my symptoms disappeared.

>durr u Haev IBD
Retard, there's a lot more to IBD than having the runs.

ok

i drink 6 pints a day and my poops look very similar.

and then you felt better for a day, and then the shit came back and lingered for a week

I've given up on drinking because it just hurts my stomach too much, that and I usually drink too much. I don't cherish the feeling of my gut kicking and making noises like an edm festival. That coupled with the robust diet of an Amerilard, just a recipe for disaster.

>My ass has become sentient
LMAO!!! I love this country.

No you drink onions oil.

ZORO IS BAAACKKK!!!!
THE BATHROOM BANDIT!

>What are antibodies
I bet you are religious...fucking retard alert

>What are antibodies
Is that code for children's blood?

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How do I get long thicc snake poops bros. mine always break off at about 5 inches

>shangai shivers

topkek

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>i drink 6 pints a day and my poops look very similar.
The only drawback is that my girlfriend is getting pissed off.

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Launched herself off the toilet with that one