/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2365 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Stop making these threads.
Diamond Princess numbers blew you the fuck out. 8 dead out of what, 1000 infected?
Funny how you just memory holed that one; as you do with every single piece of evidence against all the bullshit you spill.

Nobody outside you 200 retarded doomer coomposters cares about this flu-tier virus anymore.
Just stop.

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I think the gene-pool cleanse is worth celebrating, personally...

This faggot little virus won’t cause a pandemic. It’s been contained well in China.

>social distancing is put into place
>shitload of people don't actually follow it
>normies stop doing it after a few days cause they don't see an immediate change in numbers
>cause it actually takes 7-14 days for effects to show
>even more stop isolating
>medium_acceleration.jpg
>in 1-2 weeks from now a small lowering trend takes place from the few days people self isolated
>"see we're doing fine now let's keep doing what we're doing now"
>start behaving even more recklessly
>maximum_acceleration.jpg

Greetings from Amsterdam :-DD

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nice legs bro, look juice. good for eat.

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How do we fix the french?

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I GOT ME ALL THE SPAM IN THE MARKET JAM BABY

HICKORY SMOKED DICES ON FINE PANCAKE SLICES.

GOD DAMN I AM DOING GOOOOOOOOOD

youtube.com/watch?v=7gN3X7OCgCw
>just a flu

nothingburger

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Why is Ebola-chan so shit?

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>prove me wrong
We'd have to understand what the hell you wrote first. And to think that's the only language you mutts speak...

yikes bud

Not looking good toothpaste bro

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Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.

おっほっほっほ~元気だ(^ω^)

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Apologize for eating bats right now

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Is there a Yas Forums approved guide for off the grid, self-sustained living?

This crisis has shown that you can trust absolutely no one but yourself.

The numbers continue to grow out of control, the happening is starting to reach even the normies...global wide lockdown and stay indoors imminent this is not a drill!
Marhshall law when?!?

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Is there anywhere I can find a list of the dead in Italy? Age mainly? I've been isolated for a couple of weeks but had to go and stock up on more nappies today. I'm fucking worried if I've caught, I'm gonna pass it onto the little one. How long would it take become contagious? Surely that would take atleast a couple of days after contracting it?

>Stop making these threads.
>This faggot little virus won’t cause a pandemic.
>nothingburger
does it get old lads

Tell me, user: do you fear death?

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she's too good at killing people, user.

Checked and truthpilled.
7 Billion happeningfags. Understand that number?
7 B I L L I O N. Whole lot more than this will get to; especially considering all the lockdowns in place.
Over in 3 weeks tops.

How does this disease affect asthmatics then?

>curve flattens
>quarantine ends
>everyone out again
>chinese virus spreads again
So how do you actually defeat this?

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It's just a flu

this, who cares about pasta niggers anyway

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It’s literally only in China. No other counties have reported any cases

This virus has made me a weeb

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Fuck man tell me about it. I had to go to the store real quick and even though theres signs everywhere and even big markers on the floor where you should stand people still pack at the registers like sardines. Some faggot behind me just breathing down my neck. Pissed me off.

>we
Natural selection will do it for us.

can you sanitize the n95 masks to reuse it?

another invasion

We all know the CCP is lying, what of Iran?
>150 deaths for 3 days straight
>now going down

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Which highlights the foolishness of jumping on numbers and extrapolating in the moment
When the dust settles the numbers will be known
Maybe 3%?

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Yes

Shit is getting crazy even out in the countryside.

youtube.com/watch?v=q0PBg_3iVBw

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lekker met zen allen wandelen tijdens de quarantaine heerlijk

Any on the ground updates from Pasta-anons?

You dont

DEAR GOD YES

reminder the name of the virus is SARS-COV2 and COVID-19 is only the name of the infection. The media has completely whitewashed this to prevent mass panic over the fact that "sars" is in the name

more facts about SARS-COV2:
The virulence (R0) of SARS-CoV-2 is estimated between 1.4-6.49, with a mean estimate of 3.28[1] . This mean estimate is much higher than the seasonal flu, which has an R0 of 1.3[2] . What this means is that SARS-CoV-2 spreads signficantly faster than the seasonal flu.

The Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of SARS-CoV-2 is at least 2-3%[3] . This is 20-30 times higher than the CFR of the season flu, which is around .1%[4] .

SARS-CoV-2 can be transmitted without the infected showing any symptoms[5] . This makes it much more difficult to control.

Roughly 20% of SARS-CoV-2 infections result in serious symptoms that require medical intervention[6] . This is more than 10 times the hospitalization rate of the seasonal flu[7].

Symptoms from SARS-CoV-2 can persist over a month[8] compared to the seasonal flu where symptoms typically tend to clear after 5 days[9] .

There is no vaccine for SARS-CoV-2[10] whereas people regularly get annual flu shots.

There is no reliable evidence of herd immunity for SARS-CoV-2 which means that it can theoretically infect the entire population. See, for example, a Korean psychiatric department where the virus infected 99/102 people.

38% of people hospitalized with COVID-19 were between the ages of 20-54, CDC reports.

The virus lasts in aerosolized form (droplets in the air) for around 3 hours

Plaquenil, aka Hydroxychloroquine, has been tested as a potential treatment for SARS-CoV-2 however right now the data is inconclusive as to whether or not it will be successful in stopping the disease. Further, the treatment is only in the very beginning of its clinical trials. It would take months for it to become available to the public

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You take for granted that your country isn't evil and degenerate, these people for the most part deserve death.

Vaccine

>MILLIONS DEAD IN CHINA
>CITIES SHUT DOWN
>ONLY ALLOWED TO GO TO WORK AND HOME
>City of 11 million just stopped working for months with no jobs and food, and no one is dead?
CHINA IS LYING! CHINKS ARE DIRTY LIARS!

>Reports of tanks on trains
Its not for corona. Its for WAR.

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I'll take my chances, sir

let mother nature do it.

i had that exact thought this morning when i was refreshing to see Italy's latest numbers. it's kinda fucked up.

i'm willing to go both ways though, if i get catch the chinese AIDS and die, hopefully my agony will give you guys a small spike of dopamine in a few weeks/months.
>pic related

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>This crisis has shown that you can trust absolutely no one but yourself.

Asks Yas Forums for help

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>number of threads multiplied by 6 is still larger than number of dead
>happening
wow it's fucking nothing

>Over in 3 weeks tops.
We all recognize the pattern, aren't we?

When all is said and done what countries will use the aftermath to wage war?

Blowing with 70+ Degrees hot air for 20-30 min according to /cvg/

We don't until herd immunity or vaccine unironically

Checked. And yeah, they're more than doubling. Another week for 100k mark unless they declare martial law and deploy all of their military assets throughout the entire country, forbidding everyone from leaving without a valid permit and testing everyone who does leave. Not sure if that's doable.

I have a Dutch friend who's impossible to convince on the matter. He says that he doesn't feel threatened by it and he won't prep, no matter what. I've been trying to convince him for over a month already.

BUY THE MARINARA DIP

Never really thought about that

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>*farts*

>european millennials are watching the removal of the very generation that fucked everything up
>no dopamine rush allowed
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CHECKED

Voor Nederhomo's:
familienieuws.com/2020/03/20/32-jarige-deepak-dharampal-in-rotterdam-overleden-coronavirus-nederland/

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fucking based lmao

Iran isn't testing. They are just reporting as best as they can based on results.

>death 99%

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Seems like the answer is in the picture.

by catching it and beating it

Until the last infected person is cured.

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>More threads than daily deaths
Nothingburger confirmed, happeningfags BTFO

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the greatest psyop in human history

Half of UK is like this right now. London medfag rang up a radio station and said we're out of beds now, we're already fucked stop pls stop.

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Her obsession with BBC fucked her up
She spent too long slutting around Africa

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jesus, it went too far...

You've no ideaa..

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>Ends the world

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I want to see army on the streets of European citties boarding up doors of entire blocks. Bruno barriers on crossings. Crying and cursing people on balcones. Einzatzcommand in hasmat suites desinfecting empty streets.

The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

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強くなりたい!

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are a billion people supposed to suddenly drop dead?

Digits confirm.
Nothing to worry about folks

I asked a question lads

Stop being autistic and wanking off to the deaths of people

It’s actually fucking pathetic

You sad cretins

Now answer me

Shills gotta get paid in this recession.

Haha the "just wait 2 weeks" shoe is on the other foot I see

I personally I wouldn't talk like that you your position, bong.
The "herd immunity" strategy it's a meme.

I'm just glad we finally got a new episode of railgun, not knowing what could be postponed next is aggravating...lol

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>caring about death
lmao

Nothingburger

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Reminder that 7.62mm has a 100% cure rate.

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Of course I wouldn't trust any replies to be accurate.

Thoughlessness.
Obvious when you have it, spreads like shit, starts in the middle of nowhere.
Preaty much the opposite of Corona-Chan's aproach

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The CCP shills can't even change their pastas, because they lack the creativity to do so.

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Tfw the worst pandemic in 100 years hit when you're in your 20's and basically immune

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YAMETE YO CORONACHAN

gestion.pe/peru/coronavirus-en-peru-martin-vizcarra-indico-que-cifra-de-contagiados-asciende-a-318-estado-de-emergencia-toque-de-queda-nndc-noticia/
>The President of the Republic, Martín Vizcarra, reported this afternoon that coronavirus cases (COVID-19) increased from 263 to 318, in less than 24 hours, after 4,985 samples were processed.

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Remember when it was back in January and we were all asking for a happening?
Remember when it was only a few hundred chinks per day getting sick and now it's THOUSANDS dying EACH FUCKING DAY?
Remember when we were laughed at for preping?
Remember when our families and frens turned their back on us for trying to warn them?
Remember when the shills came in force?

strawpoll.me/19585318
>strawpoll.me/19585318
strawpoll.me/19585318

B A S E D

Give it to me straight lads. I’m starting to feel extreme anxiety. How is shit really going to play out?

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It is gong to stay with us forever. Average life span is going to get shrink to 60 years. We won't have to fear cancers and other shit because we won't live long enough.

No.

it's fucking dope you silly little girl, get used by powers beyond your understanding for the sake of petty internet vanity.

Fuck Musk

Take Vitamin D.

#HerdImmunity

>reminder that the Death Princess despite being a closed system with the infection in it is still a safer place to be than many countries.

Deepak, sounds very dutch indeed

Italy is kill

Reminder who you don't vote. Reminder who you remove from office when things go to shit. Reminder who you vote for mayor.

Look at the date, when he asked for this. So much they could've done.

twitter.com/jappoffjones/status/1241378414575181833

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think of the refugee's goyim :(

I'm not Nurgle cultist, so I'm not happy at all. I'm a follower of Khorne so I wait for the next happening to boost my anger and bloodlust. There will be second happening soon.

>Italy on March 14th (last Saturday, 7 days ago):
>Infected - ~ 21,157
>Deaths - ~ 1,141
>Italy today, March 21st:
>Infected - ~53,578
>Deaths - ~4,825
So the infection rate more than doubled and the death rate more than quadrupled

The ONLY good thing is the death rate is growing faster than it spreads.

Feels great

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Best Apocalypse

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The world is rotten to the core and needs a cleanse. Tell me how this is a bad thing again? I don't enjoy these deaths, I view them as a necessary sacrifice.

At least she killed niggers

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pretty nice

redpill on hear immunity, arent there people who are catching it again after being ''recovered''

She finishes the job too quickly before spreading.
Corona likes to infiltrate your base, play it safe and then starts her game. Playing with your lungs and damaging you, and if you manage to survive she is always ready for a second round.

kek
does this dumb cunt really believe America is in better shape than northern Italy?

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it dosent because you retards keep giving them (you)s

He fucking knows something.

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Hes right, think of the drastic reduction in asthma you'll see in the general public. This and many other conditions will become much rarer, disgenics has been left unchecked for far too long

He is just mad about this.

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Oh yes, we recognise it

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>gene pool cleanse

Thank god someone stopped all those 80 year olds from reproducing

I see shitskins can not spend five minutes without being in the spotlght

AGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HANGING UP

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Who cares about disgusting slimes?

>The kike's global false flag hoax has the goyim scared of ghosts that don't exist

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>my liege
Holy motherfucking cringe. These people breathe the same air as me.

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shut the fuck up

do you not know how medicine advances?

Powerful

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 25,374 (1,378) United States 22,213 (283) Germany 21,854 (77) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,373 (74) United Kingdom 4,094 (180) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,847 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,119 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Canada 1,087 (13) Australia 1,072 (7) Brazil 1,021 (18) Japan 1,007 (35) Israel 883 (1) Pakistan 720 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Greece 530 (13) Finland 521 (1) Ecuador 506 (7) Iceland 473 (1) Poland 452 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) India 329 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 285 (8) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Lebanon 206 (4) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Serbia 171 (1) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Italy +6,557 (+793) Spain +3,803 (+285) United States +2,830 (+27) Germany +2,006 (+9) Iran +966 (+123) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +758 (+18) United Kingdom +111 (+3) Netherlands +637 (+30) Austria +198 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Canada (+1) Brazil +51 (+7) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Greece +35 (+3) Finland +71 (+1) Iceland +64 (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+6) Algeria +45 (+4) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +4 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +160 Australia +144 Czech Republic +92 Israel +178 Pakistan +219 Chile +103 Ecuador +80 Qatar +11 Poland +27 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 Romania +59 India +80 Bahrain +12 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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tears absolute tears at this mong

Idiots like this dont realize what is happening in Italy would be happening here without proper measures

Agreed, bunch of shills lately when IT numbers are about to came out: same shit as when Chink numbers went out.

Niggers die by themselvs if they don't get help. Corona went closer to the root of the problem

>I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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The Diamond Princess (a ship of oldies) is going to end up with less than 10 people dead out of 712 infected. Either Italy already has around 500,000 infected or patients are pumping themselves up with ibuprofen when they first feel symptoms. Probably the former.

> We keep our distance
> We stay at home
So, no change for this user.

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say it with me

THANKS MURRICA

ワープロもできる レスリングもできる ビキビキビキニ 123

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POWERFUL
W O W

Just show he only lucked out with paypal and becoming billionaire, can't wait for corona to accelerate just to prove him being a hack

No

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And when I die, I will be a dopamine boost for some autistic fags. Such, is the nature of life.

Dr Corona chan diagnoses cancer before Doctors even know you have it... amazing

>53 deaths in England today
For the /herd/

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Starting total lock down tomorrow here.

What should I do?

Corono will find a way.

I was more on about the genetic rejects, cancer fags and aids fags.

Remember to volunteer
endcoronavirus.net/

His production factories are in China. Do you think he'll publically say that the chinks are lying?

Is there evidence that Covid-19 is a biological weapon?

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Italy doesn't have enough ventilators. They let the boomers die.

oh no no no

Deaths = 0

Lol fake news
These "dead"never have names, just another bs number reported. Who died? Who were these 12k+? Nobody, just numbers

300k!!

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Tfw sexual market value skyrocketing

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HCQ

>tfw moved in with boomer parents cus the world's ending
>Offer to be the sole grocery shopper because I have PPE
>"We'll think about it"
>They go to the store every other day despite quarantine

kek, 3 million brits will die for the herd. F. (not to pakis, indies, muslims or anyone slightly brownish)

Sleep a lot I guess

>trusting the math of an African American

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You're going to die, faggot, and we will all laugh at you as you die.

Volunteer at
endcoronavirus.net/

Where's the artwork???

Haven't found a single person who has tested positive yet. Nobody in person or online. Will be hitting the clubs later tonight. Good luck in lockdown with your tails between your legs faggots.

Get food, water, cleaning products. Stay inside and wait. If possible, a gun.

>+1 in Canada

S-so we good or nah?

*takes your grannies ICU bed because better chance of a good outcome

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lol

those are rookie numbers. we need to get those numbers up.

Most people don't take pleasure in deaths per se. They do get excitement out of witnessing the real-time development of an event of potentially macro-historical significance. They see the number, they don't see (most of) the suffering behind it, but they do grasp that it serves as an important metric of the pandemic's significance. It doesn't really speak of everyone's evil as much as their (understandable) inability to look behind the numbers.

>354 Serious or Critical Condition
These people will need valuable hospital beds with ventilators for weeks.
Not so good for the next wave of infectees. The beds will be occupied.

move out

Contaminate Air on cities?

How?

there are no doubts Italia has it in hudreds of thousands, more like millions. We hve more than 1% of infected mong tourists who visited Italia.This means in itlia they also have at least 1%. 60M population in Italia. 1% is 600k

Mass testing like the chinks

is Youp al dood?

Thanks for reminding me to filter you, forgot the first time I saw your post.

This. She's a psychopath that goes right for the throat...and bowels. Coronachan is a sweet, slow lover who whispers in your ear.

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for the /herd/
Other countries are jealous of our herd immunity

and it all started by a guy eating a bat... amazing

>all those people who died in WW2. No names, only numbers

Troops are on their way to my university city area in Sweden. They're building a field hospital for 30 people. It's not enough, but at least they're doing something.

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Why are boomers hoarding toilet paper of all things.

You can clean your ass with water anyway. Actual survival supplies are not bought? Why if they think society is going to collapse are they not getting a fucking gas grill or something.

Toilet paper? Thats the thing.

people offering sex for supplies? bro a pandemic is going on

>germaphobe gets elected and gets access to the powerful biological weapons.
>big, bad currency manipulator China and Iran, the greatest threat to Israel start gettin infected with the worst germs in America's arsenal

This isn't a coincidence. Trump should be in jail for war crimes. He is the worst president in history.

Now that's a fucking hot take jesus...

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Look what Triple-Q whipped up.
twitter.com/TripleKyun/status/1241419472558125056

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VACCINE WHERE?

Why is the L strain of the coronavirus in Italy/Spain so deadly? We have the Chinese strain which is still pretty deadly but the Italian strain is something else.

Must be super interesting time to be a virologist. Studying these mutations.

Dude, they already emptied the ship like a month ago.

Nice quads, but it's hardly just begun

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Please make Boris follow his herd immunity plan, I beg of you, we want to laugh at britbongs after month of actively spreading virus

So far 3 coworkers have tested positive, I had contact with one of them but wasn't infected.

It's too late. Too much coal

India is probably having an outbreak right now. Just that there is so little noise in the news. The lack of testing has to do with India's poor planning, to prioritize their sense of hygiene and cleanliness.

Take your meds, schizos.

>Dude, no more ICU for old people, now he took ICU your mom or dad.

>Wut are environmental factors?
Lrn2 epidemiology before posting please

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I think they're turning it into a religious thing. Don't believe in God but afraid to say so? Don't believe in Coronavirus but afraid to say so?

It is like people are afraid to say they're not believing the bullshit despite not finding anyone or knowing anyone who has coronavirus.

what is the evidence that this is real? Does anyone here know anyone who has coronavirus? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

Back in my day we had this thing too. Used to call it the Beijing Burps, and let me tell ya, lot of my buddies got real sick from this one. Had one guy he went by the name sammy Spaghetti, and not just because he was a wop. He had noodle arms you see and when we used to play baseball he would run around, and his head, it would get red like a big meatball, and it looked like a meatball on some noodle arms and we would say HEY SAMMY YOU LOOK LIKE A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI over there, with those arms, but he got it and let me tell you Jack, he got better I think

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30 people or 30 Africans?

Based nigger, calling people out
>I didn't do anything!!!
Yes, that's exactly what happened

petridge farms remembers

found case in Toronto building they cleaned the lobby like this

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Lund?

Economy's gonna tank for a cuple of weeks more.
A few positive signs start appearing, everything's going to start slowly going back up.
In a month or so most of the harsher measures will be relaxed or on the way out.
By late spring or summer it's mostly going to be over.
BUT!
Shit may hit the fan in autumn or next year when the second wave comes. If governments are not prepared that is. And chances are they won't be.

Lets look at who profits from Chinese virus panic:
-Large corporations, who are getting bailed out, labor costs will be reduced
-Government, increases it's control over population even more
-Chinese, in particular will profit from the demand for all sort of first need products
-Russia, for whom the worse it is, the better(if it weren't for an OPEC chimpout, Russia would be hitting jackpot

Lets look at who loses profits:
-Small business(less then 10 mil USD annual turnover). Almost complete destruction.
-General wage slaves. Currency loses value immensely. Market just got inflated by almost 2 trillion USD.
-Europa and US population will suffer the most.
-Elderly. Anyone older then 70 who can't manage to have 5k USD per month is basically RIP. Only expensive diet and medication can save the elderly.

It's all pretty obvious that the world government and large corporations worked together to create and use coronavirus against small business and general public.

Now it's pretty fucking clear who's behind this shit:
-World government, including national government
-(((Multinational corporations))), inlcuding big pharma and military, mining, hi-tech
-Religious institutions, Vatican, Kikes, Ragheads

It's basically NWO working against regular people.

So what is the goal of this coronavirus operation?
The most obvious:
-putting people under lock down in cities. you can't get in or out without special permits
-gaining complete control over means of life: clean breathable air, water, food, housing
-reducing the population to 500mil total, especially the elderly(those over 70), who don't have the money to provide nutritious diet for themselves.
-other reasons too many to mention

Groups which should be blamed for everything:
-Chinks
-Kikes
-Niggers
-Jannies

Solution to all problems:
-DOTR
-RaHoWa
-digits

/discuss

shoot the virus

either get to a vaccine (but that's not happening)
or find an effective treatment for it and let it loose

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>This virus has made me a weeb
No, it has made you a shut-in.

IS THAT SHIP STILL WITH PEOPLE IN IT? jesus fuck it's beem like a month isnt

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based
bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

Lmao

Uppsala

>Moving to 300,000

>30 people
Is this a hospital for all the white people left in the city?

We need Ebola-Chan + Corona-Chan breast envy memes.

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And that's a good thing.

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what is the average of minimum number of confirmed cases to reach the first death?

99% deathrate. It's over bros.

Any chance this world-changing context will somehow contribute to people frowning upon degeneracy?

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PASTA FAGS AREN'T POSTING

>this toilet paper stuck in her foot
You got me

What is currently happening in Italy is what will be happening here in a few days no matter what we do

All these partygoers have to do is stay home. But they can't do that and we all know it.

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Corona-chan has standards. She knows they'll die anyway when the gibs run out

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In Brazil it's the alcohol gel mania. Never mind the virus is airborne, and you're supposed to be inside your house where you can just wash your hands (which is more effective), and that if you're out at work or something you have to assume your hands are contaminated (since you can't be cleaning them every damn time you touch something).
They are buying hundreds of liters of hand sanitizer, but not food.

True. You're not redpilled if you believe the official narrative about this bs.

You ignorant asshole, did you even once consider how this virus is affecting the LGBTQ+ community?

oh shit im feeling it

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Like what? The Diamond Princess shows the true death rate if proper medical care is given. At least until effective treatments are discovered.

Cool story uncle Joe

The bunker
Its official folks
/HgHXCd3

These fuckers should be executed, no place for them on this planet. Especially when they would otherwise become what the boomers of this day are.

>30 people
kek
>deepak

Rei

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~400ish, but depends on luck, if it infects a care house for old people you can get a dead one very fast

weird cope but okay

Death rate is just a delayed effect of infections, and it increases drastically once the healthcare system is beyond capacity

please respond

Way ahead of you, hoss

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If ebola started in China we would all be dead.

Probably

Nothingburgers are CCP shills

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Going to be fun once he's infected or they're banging on his door, and rather than admitting he's wrong he locks his account

Your home is a shit hole

>50% more cases in 4 days
>probably similar increase for deaths

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Hfmbp

Hopefully it's affecting them a lot.

WENT OUT FOR FOOD AND SOME STUPID BITCH JUST COUGHED *ON* ME. HOLY FUCKING SHUT BROS WHAT DO I DO NOW???

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It is actually over lads

Told you, Trump was irresponsable for that.
Dr. Fauci was right when BTFO him last conference

twitter.com/business/status/1241389855164203011

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Your emergency hospital,bro

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>SPAIN: Almost a hundred scientists, including statisticians, doctors, epidemiologists, or public health experts, have signed a document urging the government to order total confinement of the population. They warn that the measures adopted are not enough to avoid the absolute collapse of the health system, which they estimate for next March 25.

translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=auto&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=https://www.elmundo.es/ciencia-y-salud/salud/2020/03/21/5e76480afc6c838a5f8b467e.html&usg=ALkJrhjxLjAKIdv2rJXU7zyXdKWzpyPP3g

Do you know someone who has coronavirus? No? Me neither. There is no such thing, is there?

No

apprantley you can detect the virus in sewage/waste water. I don't know hwy people aren't testing areas like this it would give a good map of clear areas

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indeed

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>It’s been contained well in China.
Oh, shut the fuck up, China!
Nobody here believes you, and we've gone from being concerned about you guys to wanting to see you all die.
Is that what you REALLY want? For the rest of the world to hate you?
Because that's all you're doing, right now.

yes

Our god wills it. What are we to do, but praise her (him)?

I said this would happen, it's been there for months but nobody reported on it because stacked up bodies is the fucking norm.

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>>Yas Forums17984003

HAPPENING
OVER

It's over

Thick fucking leaf believes thick fucking bugs

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Spain's next, unfortunately. I've seen the cases/death esculate as much as Italy just recently as today.

Guys, what countries aren't infected yet?
I'll take care of it
>Guys, what countries aren't infected yet?
>I'll take care of it
Guys, what countries aren't infected yet?
I'll take care of it
>Guys, what countries aren't infected yet?
>I'll take care of it
Guys, what countries aren't infected yet?
I'll take care of it
>Guys, what countries aren't infected yet?
>I'll take care of it

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It takes three weeks to kill, roughly.
The reason the medics are so freaked out is that normally intubation/ventilation works, you just have to wait it out. But so many are not recovering, they just slide down.

Do you know someone who has HIV? Nope didn’t think so no such thing completely made up

Only circumstantial evidence. It seems unlikely but not impossible. It's unlikely we'll know for sure until all of this is over.

Kill yourself to stop from spreading it

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I've never thought I would find someone more incompetent and stupid than Evo as president until I saw your president

martial retard

Single limited studies show the death rates in that limited single study
Please, why do you think no one except shills use that mortality figure?

> with social distancing and force globally, Finns plan their first trips outside the country
Hilarious, it's true!

World Tour.

goddamnit burgers are absolutely disgusting

wait, wut?
how is trump btfo by nigs nogging?

She's here to clean the world, you can't do that by being nice with everyone.

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RIP user

Looks like your mum's cunt

No.
It comes for us all, does it really matter when?

"nothingburger"

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shit normies waking up

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where? sauce

>Spring break
>Idiots that are going to break quarantine flock to Florida
>Surrounding states wall them in
Just use Florida as a containment state

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Those girls are ugly as fuck

How much of it did they eat?
>Durr it's good for the virus let me eat a fistful of pills cuz more medicine=less virus

Should've blasted her with your AK

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just go to israel

Children seem ok from corona chan user it’s anyone 40plus with health problems until hospitals are overwhelmed that is

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Indian doomer reporting in
>Actually doing better than every other affected country till now which is surprising.
>298 cases as of today. Majority of the cases are of those who came back from other countries.
>Govt marking all of the travellers that returning. Some states in lockdown.

No community spread till now but I don't think that's going to be the case for long since some fuckers are taking this seriously.

>A nationwide "people's curfew" expected to be followed tomorrow as insisted by the prime minister.

Things seem to be in control for right now.

Pfff ambos son zurdos degenrados. Yo ando preparandoi mis palomitas para cuando corona-chan se de una vueltita por El Alto

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He could well be certifiably insane by now.

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that bugs bunny gif will be objective reality, probably have to nuke it off the landmass.

Why wait for all that blood and violence when you could go out now and have fun and pleasure? You're gonna die anyway why not enjoy your last moments.

SAME BRO HELLYEAH

Sure, in potatoville the average IQ is 90.
When I went out to get supplies all retarded Irish boomers were blocking streets and aisles standing and talking about bullshit, sitting in cafes. The potato-nigger president of Ireland is spreading falsehoods. It's the boomers in taytoville that don't follow the distancing rules at all.

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>what are we going to do to in Italy, user-kun?
>pomf =3

Florida already is a containment state.

No. It’s flat earth tier conspiracy shit that only legitimate morons fall for. It’s not impossible that this walked out of the wuhan biolab on the bottom of somebody’s shoe, but it doesn’t really make a difference since it’s not terribly deadly. There’s no reason to think it isn’t a natural virus

H1N1 was bigger

Nuke China

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I thought we'd be the most NPC and passive country of them all, but it seems were not as stupid as I thought.

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Wasn't Communist China giving it's coronavirus patients twice the recommended dosage other nations were using?

made me laugh

The hard is parte is sanitising without spreading the virus or ruining the mask. I think that exposing it to UV light inside a plastic bag might do the trick. Maybe even the sun.

>Turkey restricts the free movement of persons aged 65 years and over, as well as persons with chronic diseases, starting at midnight today.
Based
Why should entire countries stop for some enhanced flu that only kills old people?

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Great take on the situation, the origins etc - m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGv-Dn-mpMI

That single study has few variables that need to be considered. We know of all cases, including mild and asymptomatic. That can't be said for any country. It's by far the most reliable source for discerning how deadly this virus is.

You do realize the youths in favelas has the same mentality as those mutts right?

Trannies are garbage people.

Cut them out of the will!

bummer.

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13.21% of leafistanis will die, nice!

this. These retards are acting just like stubborn boomers.

Easy times create weak people, weak people create hard times (you are here), hard times create strong people.
If corona truly becomes a humanity-changing virus, life will change a lot in the coming years, and you bet there will be very little time or patience for all kinds of degeneracy. People will do what works, not what they are told is politically correct.

>enough has been done

There's always a couple.

You're underage

Imagine not recognising the irony that backfires on anyone unironically posting this tone death dribble.

I got an boner

Killl all the hosts.