CORONA PREP /comfy edition/

not enough toilet paper or ammunition

seething non happening fag.

Fuckin' Bruces! Keeping the keks coming, even in the darkest of hours. I tip my hat to you brave shit posters down under.

Nice stash bros! Where do you live BTW?

The only thing I neglected to stockpile is ground beef, which is a fucking problem because I want some goddamn tacos.

Plus 5 cases of water.

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No peanut butter?

Bottom shelf on the right

Ive got a faceful of buckshot for you to eat, looter

>another data mining thread

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3” #00 buck is devastating

rate meh preps

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>Ultrapasturized milk

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/comfy/ weekend detected

Glad your cat died. Your prep is shit, it looks like any normal larder

You should have prepped in january instead of spamming your nothingburger message.
I hope you starve, suffocate, get looted, and assraped.

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Probably going to die. Also, chocolate covered raisins suck.

Prepped start of february and continued to spam nothingburger to this day
What ya gonna do now?

Maybe more dildos?
Wouldn't want you to run out, this is serious, user

>What ya gonna do now?
keep laughing at (You)

preptards btfo

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Please sort this mess up.

why is it always this same pic? maybe post a better stock

Let's laugh at prepper fags, i'm hiding in the supermarkt since 2 weeks.

Sick

Start small before building up to BBC.

Based

10 Kg assorted beans (dry).
10 Kg assorted pasta.
~100 cans of varied goods.
~50 jars of varied sauces/veg/others.
20kg flour.
15kg rice.
15l oils.
Chest freezer full of meat.
~8kg frozen veg, plus veg garden.
10kg potatoes.
8 pumpkins.
5kg onions.
3 fruit trees in the garden, fresh fruit almost all year round.

I'm good.

based - no un-necessary energy expenditure.

you're an idiot, i pity people like you

Depends on how quick to the trigger you are. There is always someone out there who is a better shot.

We were warned all the way back in December to prep paper and ink. I prepped ink, the remanufactured cheap Chinese ink that are a dime a dozen on Amazon. This is in case I need to print guides. I have enough ebooks to revive a whole fucking civilization. Start prepping ebooks with the US Army Field Guides. All the information you will ever need.
You can make water filters easy by using charcoal. Of course, Brita filters are nice to have in the mean time. HDPE containers are cheap for a 55 gallon container. Fill her with diesel. Your water heater has 55 days of drinking water, assuming your WH is 55 gal. On demand WH fags kys.
Be prepared to leave your house. Because I assume you people on this thread are not homesteaders like me. Be sure to have materials to leave. Such as ammo cans full of useful tools and materials. I did mention ebooks. I'd say, keep a select few on an SD card or two and just keep a kindle with you. Doesn't require as much juice as a full tower and could be charged with a voltage divider circuit and car battery-- or rather the device made for charging USB devices, preptard.

Non prepper here. I don't have anything put back at all. We still have electricity, running water, access to food and the good ol internet. The unfortunate reality is that I'll be just as fine as the most stocked up prepper in this thread. I'm a nothingburger/its just a flu bro. Feel free to ask me anything.

>Bad Dragon
>Degenerate spotted

I'll start the AMA. Why/how are you so based?

Take the raiderpill. Prepping isn't as enjoyable as having fun with other people's goods. Plus you can piss in the empty skulls of your enemies.

High amount of testosterone. I'm probably an asymptomatic super spreader. In reality, my brother works in one of the hardest hit hospitals. I have an understanding that it can get bad, but not end of the world bad. Especially not in my state.

Good on you to realize it won't infect you, I think 99% of the world already realized that. What are you doing to prep for a recession? Do you know your survival skills? Do you have a bug out bag or survival kit? You can't give the foolish excuse of "it can't happen to me, so I won't do anything". It can happen to anyone. Very few were prepared for the economic disaster of the early 20th century. At least they had an excuse, unlike you. You have all of the world's information at your fingertips.

is that box of ramen really small or are those cans huge?

>Maker's Mark
never gonna make it, get you some Wild Turkey 101

Thumbs up. I have a lot of "prep" but I just call it being well stocked and don't feel the need to cry for attention on the internet. I'm also in healthcare and it's a big deal but it's not "Armageddon".

the virgin prepper
>panics easily; afraid of germs and girls
>can only mimic others
>obsessed with wiping his butt
>gets infected in grocery lines
>spent all $$ on food and tp
>broke during Great Depression II
>dies of heart disease before corona kills him

the chad scavenger
>thinks longterm
>women lust after his unruffled gravitas
>knows groupthink is retarded, reads statistics instead
>has lots of money
>stays in good health
>buys food in grocery stores only after everyone dies

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STORES ARE EMPTY BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU

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Whats the difference between a prepfag who takes photos of his stash and an empty shell of a woman taking photos of her food to post on Instagram?

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Git gud faggot. I will enjoy your ultra soft, gf, and cheezits faggot.

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She will be shaking those for money soon enough user.

Based and nonpreppedpillled

Kek

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In what way did people need survival skills during the 2008 recession? It would take a deliberate attack on our infrastructure to be without electricity for an extended period of time. The biggest current danger is these states that shut down businesses. Once people miss paychecks and can't afford food it could get interesting. Full disclosure, I work full time as a Nasty Girl so I'm not too worried about job security. I don't think there's anything wrong with being prepared. I just like messing around on here.

How much do you think that 1hr with her would cost during the crisis?

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I hope you all have your HAM radio sets ready for when they cut the internet.

>(((Tavor)))
Disgusting

Is she also hung like a doughnut?

All depends. The future could be bleak, it all depends on how the politically aware zoomers handle an internet withdraw. But yeah, since more and more people live paycheck to paycheck, the system is going to cripple instantly. I'm hoping for recession and total breakdown. Bring conservative and traditional values to the Northern Midwest.

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I'm with you man. It's better to have and not need than to need and not have. Especially if it's stuff you'll use anyway. There seems to be many people here that are very desperate for this to be the capital H Happening.

That's... a lot of dildos
Are you sure it's enough to survive the apocalypse, though?

You gotta be pretty fucking stupid to think preppers arent armed to the teeth

Put some pants on, you degenerate

>In what way did people need survival skills during the 2008 recession
i had to rip pages out of the phone book to use as tolet paper (crumple them up a buch of time and they get soft) survived on rice, margarine and what ever was the cheapest meat on sale. also live through many hurricanes

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You should clean your house, you live like a pig

Lmfao, so confident. Pride comes before the fall prepfags.

Aww somebody can't afford a $2k gun just to sit it on the floor and put an autistic hat on it. Poorfag detected

You have to sleep at some point

Inshallah

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Excuse me user, but your hands are where your feet should be

Uh huh. “Picture of her food.”

Are you in jail?

Someone is a bit unprepared

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The rats will enjoy it