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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/20/20
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>DefSec Esper on F&F 3/20/20
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>ActDHSSec Wolf outside WH 3/20/20
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>ActDHSSec Wolf on FBN 3/20/20
youtu.be/1DS2w4p8VJk
>VASec Wilkie on FoxNews 3/20/20
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>EnSec Brouillette on FBN 3/20/20
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>FEMAAdm Gaynor on CBSThisMorning 3/20/20
youtu.be/oXBVoxqifMk
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on Tucker 3/20/20
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>ActCBPCommr Morgan on Ingraham 3/20/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on Hannity 3/20/20
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>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/20/20
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>SG Adams on Spicer&Co 3/20/20
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>RNCChair McDaniel on America 1st w/Gorka 3/20/20
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>USDAVideo: To the heroes in the US food supply chain, we salute you 3/20/20
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>USSSVideo: Stay safe, stay healthy, and take care of each other 3/20/20
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>StateDeptVideo: SoS Pompeo on Disinfo&Corona-chan 3/20/20
youtu.be/0kjhM8qkciM
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania on Corona-chan 3/20/20
youtu.be/fSaEPRF7_Uc
>WHVideo: AgSec Perdue "Plenty of food, assholes!" 3/20/20
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MAGA!

Why is my damn tv so behind on the plane?

MAGA

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it takes time to transmit data of distances, user

CBT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture

Ruh roh

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>CBT sites

why in the world are you in a plane at a time like this?

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Tax extension makes sense, ease on debt and payment deadlines okay
>no standardized testing enforcement for students
eh
>waiving interest and other things they're discussing right now, suspended student loans for 60 days
I guess that's reasonable enough but people need to get back to work

>That finger
oh no

That's mostly what I was figuring, I was hoping no payments of rent but delay could make sense.

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> OH WOW
DEFEEEEEEEEEEEEND THISSSSSSSSSSSS

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>fed makes a CBT joke on television

dark psychic forces

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MAGA

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>superliminal messaging
Why doesn't that work more on telling niggerfaggots to kill themselves?

>NBC

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TESTING IS CATCHING UP QUICKLY.

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Imagine it.

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Will Dr. Ben be able to calm down the dindus? Whatever he says will be pretty important to control the eventual chimpouts we see in urban areas

>286 deaths

even Twitterniggers are shitting on that MSN article

Computer based training

One useless motherfucker after the next at the podium, why even bother

Can’t wait for plane starlink

No way he did not lmao

Threads moving so fast nobody will know I like to g-gargle cum..

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How do I get a gf to baby?

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I'm trying to think about what else he could have possibly meant by this.

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registering to vote was a mistake. ever since i did that ive been getting bombared by emails and texts like this. when you register to vote your name and info is online. i mean fuck theres a bot on tw*tter that posts names of people who donated to trump PACS. why isnt our privacy protected?

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>oh no
this, just don't

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>people still make up racist stories and post on twitter
i cannot defend this

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Qushner is a faggot and so are you for eating this shit up. Trump was bailed out by the Rothschilds, mentored by Roy Cohn, and married his daughter to an insane zionist. If you've ever said anything anti semitic you are considered a terrorist. Believe in any conspiracy theories? Terrorist. Want whites to not go extinct? Terrorist. Fuck your false hope you lying niggers.

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you stick it in her pooper i think

>I was so breathless...
Oh nononono! She has corona!!!!

Flights are cheeb

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why is it so easy for people to post (almost certainly) lies like this and face absolutely zero repercussions?

This won't work because niggers and spics don't care about chinks.

> Why doesn't that work more on telling niggerfaggots to kill themselves?
But it does?

> chick tells bloke to kill himself
> he does
> she serves 11 months for manslaughter

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Um, new York is a racism free zone.

Wanna gargle mine

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no no it's great but also the gay has penetrated deep into the thread so it will incur a pencing

You're under arrest, faggot

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Yes, Trump is personally a factory worker making masks and also personally delivering them astound the country, like Santa Claus. How are people this fucking dumb?

Go to church user!

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I know when I engage in a racist tirade in someones face, I just stand there and look at them afterwards

Put your pee pee in her poo poo

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>I like to g-gargle cum..

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> 286 deaths
WOW; THAT'S 0.0047% of a full holocaust

Everyone clapped, tank flew over my house, cardstand in 30 minutes, yada yada yada.

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FEMA-mandated martial law when?

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yfw you get carona virus

be the type of guy you would want your waifu to be with

We need to soak the degenerates to pay for our recovery!

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>its Drumpf's fault my shitty state wasn't prepared

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>1 tribe

Who what

>CBTS
he actually said cbts zones

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You can't call out the fact that women lie for attention anymore.

at least it looks clean

shes one of us!

Instead of giving goyim money so they can hand it to bankers to pay loans and landlords, why not tell landlords and bankers to suspend payments?

>and one tribe
>indians fighting a plague

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There’s a nigress from west africa sitting next to me

>she's out
>she's single

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People like her used to have a monopoly on the media narrative. Social media pretty much killed that.

>it's great
i'm going to pray for you

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Sounds like a Jesse Smallet story to me.

F

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kys

Wow

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did they give a reason why they finally dropped that nutjob hippie fem*oid doctor from the squad?

Because the economy will collapse if you do that.

Q predicted this.

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If you are flying for pleasure you should be shot

Obviously not the Jews, user. They're working around the clock to make sure the virus hits as hard as possible.

>he said Wuhan
damn, guess he's getting cancelled

She was screaming to the other end of the plane to her brother. At the top of her lungs so he knew where she was

Babe, that you?

carson is /comfy/

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the sleepy doctor is talking

why do we have a neurosurgeon talking about housing lmao ?

SLEEPY DOCTOR SPEAKING

Im immune to this disease. And I’m armed

> In February 2012, Carter, and Roy began a long-distance relationship through texts and phone calls. In 2014, Carter, who was 17 at the time, sent Roy a series of text messages over a two-week period encouraging him to kill himself and berating him whenever he expressed hesitation, prosecutors said during her trial.
> Carter asked Roy when he was going to kill himself more than 40 times, prosecutors said.
> “If u don’t do it now, you’re never gonna do it,” Carter wrote in one text to Roy.

> “People who commit suicide don’t think this much. They just do it,” she said in another text.

> Roy — who had a history of mental illness and had previously tried to kill himself — died by suicide in his truck outside a Kmart in Fairhaven, Massachusetts, on July 12, 2014.

FUCKING JEJ, this chick is honorary Junko

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Because the government still wants their cut from them.

Dummy and gross

i'm in flushing, surrounded by the hottest chinks and gooks ever exported to nyc, Hoo boy gotta think a big think here

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Based Sleepy Negro.

HOLY SHIT

TAKE A SCREENSHOT

ITS LITERALLY PRESIDENT BEN CARSON TIME

He grew up in it.

Imagine still licking this utter moron's balls after this barrage of nothing but incompetence over the past few months
Turns out his stable genius ideas of defunding science projects and ostracizing any competent person to the point where he hasn't been able to fully staff his admin in years would inevitably backfire.
Dont worry though he'll totally still win after Bloomberg spends a few billions barraging the rust belt with clips of trump downplaying the pandemic for weeks

infinity comfy with Sleepy Ben

WHERE ARE THE GIBS?

wuhan tasty flu with bits of real sausage

No, but if you watched her appearances you could tell she was only selected because she was a hole.

You mean like it just did from telling everyone not to work? Wired that you'd prioritize banker profits and landlord earnings over workers. Post nose.

Wow it's almost as though nobody had a real answer to this pandemic so it's stupid to keep blaming Trump for everything.

whats the point of suspending foreclosures and evictions rather than suspending payments?
do you actually think you'll be fine ignoring your rent and then just paying it the day they announce eviction suspensions are over?

Kill all of the welfare groids, sleepynigger. You're our only hope.

>getting locked up for "kys faggot lol"
freedom ain't free no more

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Lol my sides.

this guy doing ASMR???????

I feel sleepy
thanks ben

I just started it, forgot about "the farm" !

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She honestly deserved it.

I LOVE SLEEPY NIGGER DOCTOR MAN

President Ben Carson and HUD Secretary Donald Trump

When do I get my Trumpbux?

Hey wait a second, if you just filter memeflags out entirely there's almost no shitposting here whatsoever!

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIM

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damn we really got a double dose of comfy today with Pence and Carson

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would kys myself/10

I never understood this picture. What crime did the deer commit?

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unironically kill yourself faggot

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They left out that he was a fork tongued beta male. He told her about his Curt Cobain feelings to try and guilt trip her into bed. Fuck that faggot. Her instincts were right. He could have just stopped interacting with her at any point. He didn't even get to smell her feet. How did she have any power over him? Fuckin beta males.

Edit the headline to say POTUS Carson

Accurate

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The White House is gonna rotate who is on stage with POTUS during these press briefings. This allows the White House to control the optics and narrative.

>whats the point of suspending foreclosures and evictions rather than suspending payments?
It's the same fucking outcome retard

IT'S QUESTION TIME!!!!

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Being a fucking deer. They are complete pests and that hoof can kill you in an instant.

IT'S MEDIA SKEWERING TIME

I FEEL GREAT.

Why’s the dude from Scooter there?

>WHY DONT YOU GET INFECTED DRUMPF REEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking media rats

PETER IS NOT THERE

PETER DEAD CONFIRMED

yep
y'know, because he's a doctor and not a schizo

>Armed on a plane

Nah

Of course they're literal cancer killing anything they join.

I think she was misunderstood. Did she say ironically?

>I JUST TOOK ONE
these people will literally never be happy with anything

>have you taken one since last saturday
nigger it's sunday, how many times do you want him to get tested

foxnews.com/politics/dianne-feinstein-3-senate-colleagues-sold-off-stocks-before-coronavirus-crash-reports

washingtonexaminer.com/weekly-standard/the-spy-who-drove-her-dianne-feinstein-and-chinese-espionage

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Fucking kek it looks like him too.

>Republicans
>Democrats
>and Myself
I love the fact that he still considers himself separated from those two shitshows

it's even raining outside my window maximum comfy

Not ON the plane, it’s in my checked bags

Digits don't lie.

are you high?

>Republicans and Democrats... and myself
Kek

They are so desperate for the headline: TRUMP HAS COVID-19

They keep hoping for the day he tests positive

>ironically
they blew that out in court when they showed she obsessively and repeatedly was encouraging him to do it, going well beyond the usual "kys faggot"

She was annoyed because he kept trying to say the only way he wouldn't kill himself is if she gave him pussy.

When Nancy and Chuck stop acting like unruly children.

Checked and correct. They'll eat all your shit, and if you hit them in a car, it'll fuck your car over and prolly kill you also kicking your head in.

as well he should

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Hey fucker you stop bullying deer this instant, they're majestic and MAGA

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I'm going outside.

Taking off, wish me luck. I’ll be back when the WiFi works inshallah

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>banker profits and landlord earnings
>profits
Post nose, faggot.

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>nigger it's sunday
fuck you for making my heart jump, thought I just lost my weekend you fuck

Shouldn't have hit them majestic forest creatures with a car then

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Chinese-Origin Viral Infectious Disease 2019!
(COVID-19)

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>DRUMPF IS A DICTATOR!
>WHY DOESNT DRUMPF DICTATE TO THE STATES WHAT TO DO AND GIVE THEM EVERYTHING???

They move in and take over. Fuck this bitch forever. I hate her now because she is obviously a cunt. Hope she dies from Covid-19.

Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.
>*checks date*
Oh. I've been out of a job for a week now, so time and space are a mystery to me.

Q predicted all of this

>inb4 he was drunk or mentally ill

>we're asking people not to work
APOLOGIZE TO THE NEETS RIGHT NOW

HITMEN BTFO

>Hope she dies from Covid-19.
IT'S CHINA VIRUS

>"KILL THE HIDDEN ENEMY"
holy shit someone needs to make a WWII-style propaganda poster with this shit

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>Wake up from state-induced NEET nap
>Feel somewhat refreshed
>See Sleepy Doctor on TV
>Back...I...go...zzzzzz

>go back to my home board of Yas Forums
>some of my best pictures of anime characters I need to post images of have been hatted
>don't even notice I'm posting hatted pictures
>skelly 2nd gen american gook boys REEE

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pee in her butt

the last desperate gasp of the dying Globalist Empire
i love it

>getting trolled by Venti in 2020

Where has Gropin' Joe been? Did the Huggler get the virus and is in hiding?

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F

Isnt that literally a girls game tho? I have never met anyone who plays it who wasnt a woman.

The fuck are you talking about? Are you a bot?

>we're gonna kill this horrible, hidden enemy

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WHERE ARE THE GIBS??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>inb4 the man was Korean
Only people I know who hate chinks that much are koreans.

Yesterday it was deep state department

>Usually we create an incentive to work.
>But that's not what we want here.
>Not an incentive to not-work, but we got to do something to keep people from working.

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
NEETSOC REVOLUTION IS HERE

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Checked. Deer are the niggers of the forest then.

Oy vey what a dogwhistle.

Its trump fault he defunded critical programs and made everyone with an ounce of competence(that wasn't already part of the "dEEPstAtE" he hates so much of course) avoid being involved with him due to the fact that he is a fucking clown. Yes.

HMMMM, why can't me immediately manufacture millions of masks in a week? I don't know how manufacturing works.

Being cervidae on a friday night

>the Chinese virus

They're (rightly) trying to keep him out of the limelight as much as possible.

>I am strongly recommending a buy-back exclusion
WOAH

>retarded Jew shill thinks I'm a bot

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It is for women, yes.

>trial
>10,000 doses
>50% placebo by definition
Oh no no

Good

>muh masks
What a shit narrative... not quite the levy-breaking moment they were hoping for.

Rare!

The only thing I remember when I see her weird Dril-from-Splice face is her obnoxiously screaming memes over the HWNDU stream, then begging for tips after.
Also pretty sure I've seen her tits posted here.

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WAGIES BTFO
THE TIME OF THE NEET IS UPON US

BOW DOWN AND HAND OVER YOUR TENDIES

He was bucking the system.

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Niggers in cities hate all non niggers that doesn't want to fuck them.

Ok so now we are the general of NEETs
BUT
WHERE
ARE
THE
GIBSSSSSSSSSSSS

>says banks should still get money regardless of situation
>calls others jews

>went on /ptg/ to post awoos
>user walked on by sidewalk
>suddenly he yells FUCKING CHINESE
DEFEND THIS

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Reminder: Neets don’t get Trumpbux. You faggots get nothing, and you will like it!

Is he talking about the deadly drug trump jumped the gun on that gave hundreds of millions of americans false hope?

>Yas Forums elects a president
>he turns everyone into NEETs

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Will I be apply for neetbux if I didn't work last year, but was self employed for a little bit this year?

We have enough masks, but regulations and red tape were keeping masks that haven't been approved by the FDA... yes a fucking mask has to be approved by the FDA. That's what pilpul gets ya.

Sorry...white men built civilization...so white MEN will be required to preserve it! Fuck off zipperheads and women.

MEDIA BTFO

>Reminder: Neets don’t get Trumpbux. You faggots get nothing, and you will like it!
WRONG

>muh masks

FOR EVERY UNMASKED COOF, TRUMP SHOULD BE IMPEACHED

Uhm sweetie masks don’t do anything for you. Don’t you listen to cnn or read the times?

>general of NEETs
I still have a job, fgt. And I get paid for staying home.

Nothing there to defend.

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>Imagine being grilled by shitty journos AND the President of the US right next to you

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and then everyone clapped

>suddenly he yells FUCKING CHINESE
Lies. I yelled FUCKING CHINKS you fucking chink.

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So wtf is going on with Trumpbux, I havent been laid off yet but it's only a matter of time.

Didn't they literally say that masks are worthless?

Go figure

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>one faggot on the NSC rage quit
>planned program phaseout under Obama’s budget
>this is drumpfs fault

checkd.
I can't imagine why his campaign would do that...
twitter.com/jvgraz/status/1240126534838616074

Exactly, they act like he is trying to keep masks from them.

>calls Trump supporters shills and bots based on support for the President's policies
>claims not to be a shill
Why not kill yourself, nigger?

Were one of you drunk or mentally ill?

What's the deal with the masks?

pretend you are Korean or Japanese if you can pull it off.
I know most of us on Yas Forums can tell the differences between the genetic traits between Chinese/ Japanese/Korean but most people can't

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Well, are you fucking chinese?

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