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>Social distancing enforced globally
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-51984399

>Tesco, Asda, Aldi and Lidl go on hiring spree
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51976075

>Toilet roll alternatives blocking sewers
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51980820

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dlr90NLDp-0
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ALL the nonwhites have to go back.

where my commieboys at?

Italy in last 24 hours: 6,557 new cases, 793 deaths

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Greetings comrade, the state will provide.

got 6 hours sleep and cant function
might do a nap

Hello lads, how are we?

>expecting comrade rishi
>trump mumbling on about shite
wheres todays press conference?

Off to the gulag with abusers of socialist health care workers.
>Nurses verbally abused, spat at and even evicted for ‘spreading Coronavirus’
nursingnotes.co.uk/nurses-verbally-abusedspat-evicted-spreading-coronavirus/

>, the state will provide.
No, Family and community will.

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why would anybody want to work at a supermarket especially aidsi or shidl

To all those people who are suddenly doing nice things like shopping for elderly neighbours, running errands for the needy, helping out at foodbanks.
Welcome to Socialism.
It's kinda our thing, It’s what we do.

I have worcestershire sauce that's a year out of date in the cupboard. Can I still use it or should I chuck it?

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800 deaths in italy today lad

>they will literally hit 1,000 deaths a day shortly
dear god

How are you mate?

How much did you pay for your current car lads?

No idea about these things and looking to buy a second-hand car tomorrow. Budget about £4k.

Family and community are not providing 80% of wages, brother.

no Boris today
youtube.com/watch?v=aIFP8bZrKc8

East/Southeast Asians are white.

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I am well, thanks lads.

This.

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Live a smallish suburb of Bristol with less niggers than other places but I keep seeing around half the people out today are niggers. Just wondering how long it will be before corona-chan takes these monkeys with her.

no

Thinking about northern italians desu mate. Hope your okay.

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just see how it tastes
technically it's rotten already

Yes.

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The state will not weld absolute power either.

>'We couldn't speak to him, see him or pay our last respects': Family of Spanish football coach killed by coronavirus aged just 20 describe his last day and reveal their shock at his death
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8127407/Family-Spanish-football-coach-killed-coronavirus-aged-just-20-day.html

Now that's my sort of Comrade.
t. Brother Blackshirt

FFS

Yes, I am well; how about you?

I bought a lot of groceries yesterday

Science affirms.

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i beg you do a britpol special with me

Faggot twitch I wanted to see the date

sportspeople often die early
reminder that intensive exercise is a fucking health hazard, just exercise moderately (cycle around, walk around, don't rely on a car for short journeys)

i wanna mog you all

Soon brother, soon

youtube.com/watch?v=Dlr90NLDp-0

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This is a 10/10 in Bongland

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Businesses that must close

PART 1

Restaurants, including restaurants and dining rooms in hotels or members clubs.

Cafes, including workplace canteens, but not including a. cafes or canteens at a hospital, care home or school; b. canteens at a prison or an establishment intended for use for naval, military or air force purposes or for the purposes of the Department of the Secretary of State responsible for defence; c. services providing food or drink to the homeless.

Bars, including bars in hotels or members’ clubs.

Public houses.

PART 2

5. Cinemas. 6. Theatres. 7. Nightclubs. 8. Bingo halls. 9. Concert halls. 10. Museums and galleries. 11. Casinos. 12. Betting shops. 13. Spas. 14. Massage parlours. 15. Indoor skating rinks. 16. Indoor fitness studios, gyms, swimming pools or other indoor leisure centres.

nuked?

Japanese are all right, but not white.
And the rest of the Asians are trash and unwelcome even as tourists.

yeah

yep

i’ll set another one up when i get back from the shop

Let me know when it's commie skull cracking time brother

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>12% worldwide CFR
>30% if you don't include china's fake numbers
so much for it being "just a flu, bro"
with china's numbers, it's as deadly as SARS and it's as deadly as MERS if you ignore china.

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They'll start running out of boomers soon

Oh God

maybe try youtube or some other website?

Found out there's a massage parlour in my town yesterday. Never seen it before but it's a Thai massage place above a shop. Weird.

400 quid

Nearly.
Is she part foreign? She looks little alike to her sister.

So she's going for the sort of realistic sex doll look isn't she?

What about hairdressers, barbers and nail salons?

I was supposed to go on holiday to Spain last week but the flight was stopped so went to stay with family in Wales instead.

BREAKING: Italy reports 6,557 new cases of coronavirus and 793 new deaths.

A total of 53,578 cases and 4,825 deaths.

could do, is youtube more hands off?

no clue mate

degree hotter than i usually am

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Apparently not?

Give my regards to comrade Abdul

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youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs
Why did it spread so much in Italy?

youre gonna spontainiously combust lad

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In 2019, there were 496,354 deaths registered in England, a decrease of 9,505 deaths compared with 2018 and the lowest number registered since 2016. The end of year age-standardised mortality rate for 2019 has also statistically significantly decreased to 919.8 deaths per 100,000 population from 956.3 deaths in 2018. This sharp decrease in the annual mortality rate in comparison with 2018 was driven by the statistically significantly lower mortality rates from Quarter 1 (Jan to Mar) 2019 and Quarter 2 (Apr to June) 2019 in comparison with the same quarters from 2018 (Figure 5).
ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/articles/quarterlymortalityreports/octobertodecember2019

we really need a deaths per 100,000 figure otherwise USA will overtake us

Don't rush it pal, join Facebook groups and find out their niggles and faults, it's also a good guide of prices what people are selling for. Don't get a land rover

will boris announce anything new today?

Got some farm sausages last night lads.
Richmond sausages are 30% pork, these bad boys are 80% pork.

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May I ask where you bought it?

Dealer, Gumtree etc?

You've never been in a fight though you fightlet stop larping.

there's a lot of muslims in italy so lets hope its them that are dying like the flies on the goats they like to fuck. jst sayin

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Thanks. I don't have Facebook (considering making a profile though), but just looking for something simple if possible.

Iron your flag, Brother. Keep your standards high!
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I'll get my coat.

Just waled past two packed turkish barbers ffs

>muh 3.4% death rate

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you have actually seen my thighs though
weird

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You'd better self-isolate then, lad.

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I'm working on becoming a billionaire so I can marry her and make Human 2.0 babies

ffs I leave for 5 minutes and the jannies strike eddie down.
Didn't get my fucking fix of naked attraction for the day so i'm going to have to get fucked up, fucking cunts

I am 27 with Asthma and my work want me to carry on
What do
Thought this was a nothingburger but starting to worry a tad.

have i?

Took him 6 weeks to get to black belt.

Six+ turkish barbers in my town, about 4 nails saloons. They will be the only ones standing.

Wtf Boris?

good luck mate