/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2360 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 288,044 (+12,497) ► Died: 11,949 (+569)

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
archive.is/0pqdp

Saudi Arabia shuts down public transport
archive.is/pWnP5

Illinois to enter "shelter in place" lockdown, 12 million people
archive.is/a2oB1

Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"
archive.is/8jQYP

China instructions to spread misinformation on the internet leaked
archive.is/RUAeY

>RESEARCH
Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

25 year old nurse dies in Iran
archive.is/5bWiM

Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
China only testing people with Hubei travel history
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Denmark under lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/f1BgG

Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk

Finland only testing high risk cases
archive.is/1EyLc

Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
archive.is/pFEPo

>LATEST CASES
10:24: 558 new cases and 30 new deaths in Belgium.
10:17: 966 new cases and 123 new deaths in Iran.
10:14: 178 new cases in Israel.
09:01: 77 new cases in the Philippines.
08:20: 278 new cases in Austria.
08:10: 153 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia.
07:44: 9 new deaths in New York state, United States.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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Stop making these threads.
Everyone stopped caring after thread #300

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Who the fuck told boomers to hoard milk?

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Continue doing what you are told at your own peril. Nothingburgerfags will be held to account.
>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions
Wait my ass.

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Get fucked chink.

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Nothingburger.

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There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

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My dick can't handle this quarantine. How do I control myself?

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Guys, I need updates on user and his sister

>twitter.com/Conflits_FR/status/1241074030289051653

#Coronavirus pandemic: the 450 deaths recorded are only those who died in hospital, announced Jérôme Salomon. Authorities are working to merge all of the data. (press point) # Covid_19 # COVID19 #CoronavirusFrance

The French government admit he doesn't count all the deaths and will try in the futur.
Now you know user

Seen in a grocery store in Quebec.

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Im with death

Reminder to ignore the UNfag who keeps spamming links to muh china virus thread. He's either a paid CCP shill trying to split everything, or some mega autist mad he can't control shit and steals everything from Argiebro's OPs.

It's corona virus then and now, and no screeching changes that you sperg.

>still 0 death

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How fucked is your country?

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>less than 1% death rate
In South Korea, the virus has a death rate of 1.2% with 300k tested (which makes a high dark figure unlikely) and a very young demographic of infected. And most cases aren't even resolved yet.

BOYCOTT ALL ((CORONA)) VIRUS THREADS - THE REAL ONES ARE CHINESE VIRUS THREADS

hello newfag

Thread theme.
streamable.com/kay4r

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Why's no one talking about the virus being used to make people shelter in place from the meteors incoming

You're not human gook, this is a site for humans.

not even the weirdest thing you saw that day, was it?

>knife ear corona-chan
i need MOAR

Lists of things boomers can't live without:
Opiates
Toilet paper
Mcdonalds
Cut foreskins
Foreskin infused hand sanitizer

Can't wait for the live streams of chimpouts in NYC, shit is spiraling out of control she can not be contained!

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fuck all wumao in this thread, China is a shit land populated by yellow niggers

wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

Remember to report this thread for thread splitting/hijacking.

Argiebro is the real baker!

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Roll for 6. 9 and trps also.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY!!! WHY CANT WE JUST LET 800 THOUSAND PEOPLE DIE!!!

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Just a flu

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Khans or Legion pls.

>Hey guys I totally live in NYC despite not hearing a single ambulance which is complete bullshit
>No I will not take a picture outside of my window to prove I'm in Manhattan
It's going to be fun when your homes get burned down with you in them shills.

I'M ON MY WAY TO VEGAS

Reminder, the more you shill the more we get suspicious, glowniggers and ccp, you should just leave. You have no power here and never will
Would bang.
At least you took off the memeflag chang but still it's a no from us

I was literally here in the beginning, who are you calling newfag, shprot

The wonderful thing about a virus
Is a virus is a wonderful thing!
Their body is just RNA
Their purpose is your early grave
They're tiny, catchy, tricky, deadly
Coof, coof, coof, coof, coof!
But the most wonderful thing about a virus is
all the chinks it offs!

The wonderful thing about a virus
Is a virus is a marvelous thing!
They'll give you a cough and fever
They just love it when you sneeze
They're itty, bitty, sneaky, nasty
Coof, coof, coof, coof, coof!
But the most wonderful thing about a virus is
all the chinks it offs!

A virus is one that won't miss
A virus is fatally swift
Ev'ryone is'o conta-jus
That's why it spread in the streets!

The wonderful thing about a virus
Is a virus is a wonderful thing!
Their body is just RNA
Their purpose is your early grave
They're tiny, catchy, spready, deadly
Coof, coof, coof, coof, coof!
But the most wonderful thing about a virus is
all the chinks it offs!

A virus is one that won't miss
A virus is fatally swift
Ev'ryone is'o conta-jus
And why it spread in the streets!

The wonderful thing about a virus
Is a virus is a wonderful thing!
Their body is just RNA
Their purpose is your early grave
They're tiny, catchy, tricky, deadly
Coof, coof, coof, coof, coof!
But the most wonderful thing about a virus is
all the chinks it offs!

A-A-al...the chinks it offs! Yaaaay~!

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Who makes these drawings?

>Be in bunker
>State of emergency declared
>60 year old boss orders me to come
>Ignore his messages
>Last message says "its just a flu" and something about me needing to pay off his boat
>watch live press conference
>"This virus COOF is pretty bad but do you know COOOOF COOF ACK! -scuse me. Ahem! Do you know whats worse? Xenophobia!"
>*Cheers*-coof
>Turn off tv right as he begins fondling china's balls
>Night time
>muffled screams
>muffled gunshots
>muffled "gimmie yo mask nigga! gimmie that ass nigga!"
>Late
>Motion light turns on
>Check security cam
>Itsfuckingher.wmv
>She looks into camera
>Smug smile
>"~Hii user! Oh? Is that big ol bunker supposed to stop lil ol me?"
>*CHH* GIVE IT UP YOU VIRUS WHORE! YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME COOF!
>"Don't be like that user. I just wanna party!"
>*cracks open a can*
>*siiips*
>*CHH* "You can fuck right off! I have enough food to last for 3 weeks."
>"Its been 6"
>"Enough sanitizer to clean all government corruption
>COUGH"bankers"COUGH
>"AND a respirator that stops all viruses!
>"Shipped from china"
>"SO GIVE IT UP!"
>"Hey come on, let's travel the world user. We can even see those cute little lemurs in Madagascar too! What do you say?"
>*CHH*...
>"FUCK OFF VIRUS WHORE!"
>"OH! You're going to slip up user and when that day comes, you better prepare my throne aka YOUR LAP!
>"See you soon dumb doomer"
>days later
>out of food, well still have beans but not Heinz or bushes
>Ate so much rice that im 1 1/8 Chinese now
>Look outside and see a burger
>Imagine the aroma
>Shed my new Asian ancestry and I rush out with mask
>Nothing, just buns
>Decontaminate, return
>*PSSHH*
>"HOW ABOUT A COLD ONE user?"
>"WTF! H-HOW ARE THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS STILL TRUSTED?"
>"just a flu user?"
>ziip~
>Spend weeks with corona-chan
>No fun, no food, only coofs
>Cant be helped
>Numerous giggles and cuddling
>Vigorous grinding too
>Just about dead
>Wake up
>Stagger to my feet
>Wipe off the coom and decide to go innawoods
> *COOF*
>Hear faint giggling

rollan

Die
In morecraft

>
god I wish that were me

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so now its the russian flag shill and the UN flag shill
fuck off argiebro thread is only cvg thread
newfags get of my general REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck off and stop spitting. /cvg/ stays

AVE

No

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80 new cases in my country just today, we above 200. Stupid fucking retards not listening to the government and walking around.
This pandemic is the perfect argument for totalitarian government, people are retards and should be mercilessly beaten.

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I want cool power armor

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nypost.com/2020/03/21/vaping-may-be-cause-of-coronavirus-cases-in-young-americans-experts-say/
>did you hear about that new virus bro
>yeah dude hear it spreads on water droplets or something lol
>yeah shit is crazy
>florida is going to be fun next week bro

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You're the CCP shill.

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go suck a dick you fucking faggot and stop making threads, argie is the thread maker not you

>the mayors around the country beg to the government to close their region and absolute quarantine.

Minister of health
>what the mayors are asking is absurd

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It's just a flu. Nothing serious.

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Hey bruv LA is on lockdown might want to update that faggot

Have you eaten your daily deenz yet?

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quality post

>1000 infected
>no deaths
I'm starting to get rather suspicious of our government.

Who are you calling shprot, petuh?

The lost the narrative two months ago, it's just sad at this point.

Show flag or fuck off retard

Idiots, I agree argie is the bro, but if he continues to be stubborn and not name the virus proper name, the threads should be stopped.

rollin

Ohshit I'm Courier.

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roll

reminder the name of the virus is SARS-COV2 and COVID-19 is only the name of the infection. The media has completely whitewashed this to prevent mass panic over the fact that "sars" is in the name

more facts about SARS-COV2:
The virulence (R0) of SARS-CoV-2 is estimated between 1.4-6.49, with a mean estimate of 3.28[1] . This mean estimate is much higher than the seasonal flu, which has an R0 of 1.3[2] . What this means is that SARS-CoV-2 spreads signficantly faster than the seasonal flu.

The Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of SARS-CoV-2 is at least 2-3%[3] . This is 20-30 times higher than the CFR of the season flu, which is around .1%[4] .

SARS-CoV-2 can be transmitted without the infected showing any symptoms[5] . This makes it much more difficult to control.

Roughly 20% of SARS-CoV-2 infections result in serious symptoms that require medical intervention[6] . This is more than 10 times the hospitalization rate of the seasonal flu[7].

Symptoms from SARS-CoV-2 can persist over a month[8] compared to the seasonal flu where symptoms typically tend to clear after 5 days[9] .

There is no vaccine for SARS-CoV-2[10] whereas people regularly get annual flu shots.

There is no herd immunity for SARS-CoV-2 which means that it can theoretically infect the entire population. See, for example, a Korean psychiatric department where the virus infected 99/102 people.

38% of people hospitalized with COVID-19 were between the ages of 20-54, CDC reports.

The virus lasts in aerosolized form (droplets in the air) for around 3 hours

Plaquenil, aka Hydroxychloroquine, has been tested as a potential treatment for SARS-CoV-2 however right now the data is inconclusive as to whether or not it will be successful in stopping the disease. Further, the treatment is only in the very beginning of its clinical trials. It would take months for it to become available to the public

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not your business, pidoraha

The cope

Roollan

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Just stop posting. It's pathetic
Still funny seeing them sqwirm like the un nigger is tho

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ROLL

rollin

Yes

Anything to demonize vaping, what these retards forget is glycerine is bacteriostatic. Means viruses don't do well in it either, it likely protects your lungs if anything since it can trap active viruses and allow you to expel them without contact to your cells

>my neighbor is playing violin all day every day because of the quarantine

How do I stop it bros?

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Anyone here experiencing mild symptoms? Like having no fever and experiencing at least one of the said symptoms?

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rolling

Fuck that place is near me. The grocery store is part of a big mall.

I want to make this retard bite the curb

Quads

wtb updates on sister fister user

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can we rangeban Australia already

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>it was a russian with a memeflag

IM SHOCKED

people just taking this like it is a vacation
the beach is full as if it were summer
corona is gonna hit us hard

Go wash your ass, Manya

I am an Enclave-aligned courier? All my power armor dreams come true.

we are not posting in your thread, gayboy

>being in a gang
lol ok nigger

HOLY FUCK GUYS THEY STARTED SENDING EMERGENCY MESSAGES ON PHONES HERE NOW we're fucked

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>CHINESE VIRUS THREADS
Filtered

So are Americans still crying that this is all a hoax to take away your freedumbs and make based daddy look bad?

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> SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4

> SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4

> SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4

> SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4

> SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4

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different anons, op of that thread still has memeflag

Because is idiotic? Staying inside your house will protect you ZERO from a serious meteor strike on the other side of the world even.

how based is the cure argiebro hehe
even trump is shilling it now, protect your local hospital stock user.

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Well your not in a gang. You are one of the couriers for the Mojave express. Nice get

youtube.com/watch?v=Xbsto-SqnPQ&list=RDXbsto-SqnPQ

i want coorona chan to fuck me bro uhg im so horny lol

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 25,374 (1,378) Germany 21,652 (75) Iran 20,610 (1,556) United States 19,969 (279) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,186 (58) United Kingdom 4,094 (177) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Belgium 2,815 (67) Austria 2,814 (8) Norway 2,044 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Canada 1,087 (13) Australia 1,072 (7) Brazil 1,021 (12) Japan 1,007 (35) Israel 883 (1) Pakistan 720 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Finland 521 (1) Greece 495 (13) Poland 452 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Bahrain 305 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 283 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Lebanon 206 (4) Croatia 206 (1) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Bulgaria 163 (3) Argentina 158 (4) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Spain +3,803 (+285) Germany +1,804 (+7) Iran +966 (+123) United States +586 (+23) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +571 (+2) Netherlands +637 (+30) Belgium +558 (+30) Austria +165 (+2) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Canada (+1) Brazil +51 (+1) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Finland +71 (+1) Greece (+3) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+6) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Algeria +1 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) United Kingdom +111 Norway +85 Australia +144 Czech Republic +92 Israel +178 Pakistan +219 Chile +103 Iceland +64 Poland +27 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 Romania +59 Russia +53 Estonia +23 Bahrain +7 India +34 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 …

>FULL LISTS
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Retard
Play rock music

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QUADS

NIGGER
The fuck are you on about?

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Hello fellow African-American

THIS thread is the true CVG.

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I think I do. No cough or temperature though. But I've been sick for a long time for no apearant reason. Really tired and congested.

2020 will be the year of the happening

you've been here since beginning?!?!? really??!!? 1000~ thread is not the beginning, before 100~ is around beginning, so unless you have been in these threads since then, you are a fucking newfag.

NO! GET FUCKED CHANG! NO ONE AMD I MEAN NO ONE LIKES YOU HERE, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BEFORE THE REST OF THE WORLD DOES!

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fail

Have you tried beating it into submission?

I heard Italy will not report/count deaths anymore?

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>2+ months in they do something
Who again runs these governments?

Based on their mental gymnastics only those who are paid to shill here

and others, are ccp shills, look how they are sliding the thread with roll useles pictures. You are pathetic.

The house always wins.

Rollan

>memeflag made he thread
>same memeflag cries about this thread
Fuck off retard no one wants to go to your shit thread with a shit image and a shit title.

Roll

Because if we have a recession, even more people will die of famine, you fucking moron (and that's assuming your doomsday scenario for this souped up cold is true, which it isn't, it doesn't kill anyone who wasn't already going to die). This is a no brainer really.

shill derail story much like the image he posted

>play beatoften

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Nigger

Always trust Argie OP

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>USA SWIMMING OLYMPICS TEAM ASK TO POSTPONE THE OLYMPIC GAMES

>espn.com/olympics/swimming/story/_/id/28932211/usa-swimming-asks-usopc-push-one-year-olympic-delay

NOOOO YOU CAN'T GO AGAINST THE MINDSET NOOOOOOO

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Do your job janny you fucktard

NEW THREAD IS HERE.
AVOID ANY GENERAL WITH "CORONA" IN THE TITLE, THOSE ARE CCP SHILL THREADS.

REAL THREAD IS HERE.
AVOID ANY GENERAL WITH "CORONA" IN THE TITLE, THOSE ARE CCP SHILL THREADS.d

Old people dying in their homes or retirement places won't be tested, I believe that's why numbers are probably less according to Bergamo's Mayor.

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MODS

Last night user asked for advice about his sister sleeping his bed. Yas Forums fucks with him for like 5 hours, he goes full tard and starts breaking shit and eventually says he'll fuck her if she wants and she wants it bad apparently

You have his signature right there in the corner
twitter.com/imqueator

Remember back then when we thought all these things would happen seperately?

>Imagine pandemic
>Imagine yellowstone
>imagine 100 years economic depression

Let's do this

Rolling

I agree

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>everyone is talking about the shitposter
>no one is talking about the virus

Mission successful, huh?

>and others, are ccp shills
here from 21 Jan, Ivan. Now dilate

I'm looking forward to the Olympics for once, only because it's going to be the great show of Japanese denial and incompetence to date
>Keeps denying that they will cancel it
>Ends up cancelling it
>"How could this have happened"
>"Oh the dishonour"

fuck off nigger
this is the britpol spammer all over again
probably the same dude too

Do your job janny you fucktard

NEW THREAD IS HERE.
AVOID ANY GENERAL WITH "CORONA" IN THE TITLE, THOSE ARE CCP SHILL THREADS.

REAL THREAD IS HERE.
AVOID ANY GENERAL WITH "CORONA" IN THE TITLE, THOSE ARE CCP SHILL THREADS.

>c...calling the truth a cope makes it not real, r...right guys lol?
Classic happeningfag.

Checked but your still a nigger. Roll is just autistic newfag shit, not all that harmful.

C'mon legion

Rollin

NIGGER

will Abe-san commit sudoku to attone?

Alright

>Because if we have a recession, even more people will die of famine
Sounds like your economy isn't fit for purpose
Thought you were "exceptional" etc, etc but you can't even feed your own people? Fuck I lol

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you can update infectious period
20 days instead of 14
confirmed by chinese study and Raoult

Did Cuomo deployed the military yet in Jew York?

Nah, I'm gonna stay in the thread of my argenbro.

Fuck China

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Japan has no fucking brakes for this olympics. They can't afford to cancel it.

But why on earth not?
To create a very false sense of complacency?

Shut the fuck up faggot. We all know that this is chink virus, but we don't have to rename the general because muh based Trump called it the Chinese virus. Go back to /ptg/ you absolute delinquent

It's just a flu. Nothing serious.

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Tokyo 1940
>Cancelled
Tokyo 2020
>Cancelled
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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Food is not a problem. We make plenty of it. It's the chimpouts you should be worried about.

based schizoposter

Monday is when it's set to go off

Should I start stockpiling?

>Lombardy Update:
>• Infected: 25,515 (+3,251)
>• Deceased: 3,095 (+546)
>t.me/s/covid19

>Lombardy Update:
>• Infected: 25,515 (+3,251)
>• Deceased: 3,095 (+546)
>t.me/s/covid19

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We are coming for you chang. Scum genetics. Worse than the niggers.

>>the truth
>never seen a global shit like this
>the most interesting shit after WWII

>N-nothingburger, n-no one cares

Based get
Ave, True to Caesar!

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I've been in here since unnumbered threads.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240448565
To me, anyone who didn't get a mask in January is an unprepped newfag.

Yeah right he'll go enjoy his dinner

roll

NG staging in New Rochelle, NG were seen in Harlem yesterday afternoon convoy rolling through.

the hottest of takes

Do you know the dosage?
I will write it in permanent marker on my forehead.

sauce on the 20 days
youtube.com/watch?v=ydcrROJFEU0

>hasn't stocked up months ago
ngmi

This isn't fun anymore guys. Use your meme magic or whatever you guys did and undo this now.

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So Putin is letting you use his servers as well as breaking the oil market for ya?
Good to know
>tfw you can see the axis forming for the coming war

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Fuck off. Uncultured newb.

weak bait

700+ plus deaths in Italy today?

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N

Shills out on full force today.

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rolling

yes, unironically

Too late user, should have done it in January

Alright jannies, clean it up.

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Well sucks for Japan maybe, but I am honestly glad that Japan now isn't going to get ruined by a rush of normie tourists.

SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
>SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
>SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
>SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
>SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
>SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
>SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
>SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS
>SKY AND BT ARE PUSHING TO FINISH THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, EVEN IF ALL THE GAMES HAS TO BE AT CLOSED DOORS

>okdiario.com/deportes/presion-televisiones-obliga-premier-acabar-liga-aunque-sea-puerta-cerrada-5334277

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rollin fo' dat legion

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Our food process is pretty automated at this point. Unemployment won't really hurt the supply and most of the distribution can be militarized fairly quickly.

So like 800 deaths natiowide-ish

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Juicy. They will reach 1000 in a day in no time.

Loli is saved for another 80 years.

No, the right question is: why I didn't stockpiled before?

What a smart way to combat global warming

here from 14th, Jose

This.

No

rollin

Lol, who is Brolly topping?

So 700-800 deaths today.

>Japan now isn't going to get ruined by a rush of normie tourists.
This, I hope they go into cheap so I can go there if I survive this pandemic.

We are gonna be using meme magic to invoke Yellowstone next my dude. Just you wait.
Also nice full house.

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Roll

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That' only one region user. They could hit 1 k today

Many more will die or have a permanently damaged future because of this recession. Fuck boomers.

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All the foot fairies will get corona lmao.

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>dat hermaphrodite body-type

Poor lass.

Fuck off Chang trying to derail and hit bump limit inorder to stop people talking about this virus.

>deleted
Oh boy

Your digits only fuel the chaos magick, friendo. Rejoice!

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Main region tho

Пoшёл нaхyй пидop!

I think that might be Kale.

>0 new videos coming out of China, Iran, Italy, Spain, Germany, USA, UK, India, Pakistan, Egypt, Brazil, etc etc...
>He still thinks the virus is real
Sure thing pal.

Nice user. Now you must rally the Australian legion and crush the abo tribe!

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>here from 14th, Jose
>Argiebro did 90% of the threads with updated info
>now shilling a memefag with shitty pics that want to change the thread name and spam other threads.

Dilate

National lockdown likely tomorrow in the US, got to get some last minute downplaying out

My posse is mostly benevolent... ...Mostly. Now GET IN THE VAN, PORKCHOP!!

Hayahayuhayuhahayaaaaa.

Sorry mate, it's going to get worse.

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Checked trips.

This.

Austrian trap was disgusting and pandering for (you)'s all over the board with vocaroo shit like this was /soc/. Wouldn't doubt (s)he got banned.

>Cut foreskins
w-what

*Mild: Symptoms that include Pneumonia. Its not upgraded to Crit unless its Multi-organ failure. Some measure of "Mild" that is. You also erased the death counter. CCP Shill. You guys are only hurting your china country initiative being here at all. We all know who you are. Your not hidden. Go back to spamming YouTube as a sex chat thot on live stream chats. Its ok tho, keep it up here, that way we can prove the 14 million missing faster by your misstake in stepping foot in our house.
Fuck you chang. We are comeing for you.
Never Forget Tienanmen Square.

70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD
>70% OF CRITICAL CASES IN SPAIN ARE PEOPLE OF +60 YEARS OLD

>okdiario.com/salud/coronavirus-espana-hoy-ultima-hora-del-covid-19-del-estado-alarma-directo-5333599

And spanish pandemic "expert" Simón is negative in coronavirus... sad.

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