Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... The United States of America

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... The United States of America.

This is why we need a plague. Watch America fall apart in the coming weeks.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8136527/Couple-furious-told-theyre-not-allowed-buy-TWENTY-THREE-cases-Mountain-Dew.htm

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I work at an essential business and that is exactly what every boomer I run into looks like. Half actually seem to know whats going on and are taking it serious, the other half openly brag they don't care if they get sick or its all a government test. One retard kept saying oh I survived nam and this is nothing like nam nam was so much worse nam nam nam nam

they'll all be dead within a month probably

And all 3 of them are white

>552 cans.....
What the actual fuck is wrong with Amerisharts?

You don't seem to understand that this is likely only a week's supply for these two, even less if they have any goblinspawn.

Whiter than you, Aldo!

Your previous thread archived just a few mins ago, OP.
How badly do you need you's?

Mix 'em with a handful of niggers, spics gooks and muzzies and you got your perfect disaster coming up.

A boomer from my work flew to thailand on friday these people are dumb as fuck.

Great now these poor people are going to starve, fucking commies denying them their essential freedom dew

Not me, 56% breh. I just woke.

Ya right they aren’t Mexican

Prove its actually dangerous.

in before being a fatass is the most significant comorbidity and strongest correlate with negative outcomes of this illness

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the two muzzies in town know about china and the ugers and say this is all karma for china. None of the spics know whats going on, we kept talking about oh no the homeless but unironically no one has mentioned how disgusting the midget burrito people live and if they don't know anything now I'm betting there will be an outbreak.

Divided by 2, by 7... 39 cans a day?

Possible, i know excessive Cola drinkers.

>he cherry picks 2 people and generalizes a country of 330 million like a low IQ retard
You America bashers are as retarded as the troglodytes who think comparing a country like USA to some smaller country in Europe or Asia regarding the numbers of coronavorus cases is valid. Considering its geographical and population size as well as its sheer vastness and diversity of culture, nations, ethnicities etc, you'd need to compare the US with the whole European continent. You can find retards like that in any European country. There are enough videos out there of niggers and boomers in other countries chimping out in stores over toilet paper. Some woman in Germany recently wanted to buy a whole bunch of wet wipes and sanitizer, so when they didn't let her do that she just walked out of the store with the items without paying. There's plenty of examples like that. Just the mere fact that tp is out of stock everywhere proves that people everywhere are retarded in general. 2 obese boomer idiots in America doesn't make European countries or any other countries (except African ones) any better.

Where do you live? I'm in California and I've always known the spics will destroy everything they touch. They're pure R selection

its their money
it is not a critical good(s)
store is being absurd

Someone change that toilet paper copypasta into Mountain Dew now!

>boomer

words have meanings

Based and rottenpilled

SHART

IN

MART

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most Americans look like animals from the Zoo

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deep norcal, rural. no cases yet here but I'm sure its here somewhere with all the disgusting retards. The strawberry guy that drives from Watsonville was on the corner yesterday, that's an easy way to get it here

Fucking dunk on them zoomers

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Him and he probably has a few kids the same size, they'd polish them off in a fortnight, tops.

To bad Bloomberg lost or he would of banned this trash across the entire country

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Strong powerful and primal?

Americans look like farm animals.

I'm in LA, which is a literal petri dish. I have zero hope. We already had shit like typhus, typhoid fever, bubonic plague going through the city because of third world health standards. Spics and many asians just don't give a shit. This could legitimately end California. My nurse friend says the hospitals are screwed.

These are the type of problems that tend to sort themselves out. let those fatasses have their Mountain Dew, in fact throw in a free IV bag they can use to facilitate their addiction.
Soon it will all be clean.

i know one boomer who gets constant kidney stones and drinks soda like it's water. I keep trying to hint to her that maybe it's the addiction to her soda, but keeps drinking it anyway. When boomers don't give a fuck about their health, they do stupid shit.

>To bad
>To
Mexican intellectual detected

To be fair I would much rather go through this than be in Vietnam in the 60s.

LAMO fuck off sperg no one cares

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same, I knew a guy that chugged at least 6 mountain dews a day. Obsessed with sports and even after his kidney stones he didn't stop

we deserve it. god damn these fat fucks

Day of the SHART has arrived

Chinks, not gooks. Precision user.

You don't know as a cashier how good it is to say no to people like that.

>no one cares
>replies
You have to go back

Thanks for laugh Stavros

Juvenile tastes. A dear friend and I once took a short road trip to visit an older friend who lived in a mountain resort town near Banff called Canmore. The people there tend to be fit, trim, wealthy, and health conscious. Tea and wine drinkers. My buddy exits the car with a half-downed 1L plastic bottle of Pepsi. Upon seeing him, our Canmore friend comments with a chuckle, "Just rockin' the Pepsi, eh bud?"

lol nobody still cares

For a large majority of my youth, I was drinking 14 liters of coke a week.

I still drink around 4L a week, but even I'm restraining myself with the current bottles I have.

Wish I could say the same about my coffee, though.

wiped out a nursing home near me and that was weeks ago, you gotta catch up man

No one is going to give you internet points for acting like a sperg here. Reddit is more your style

Ugh, not me. Dying sick, tired and coughing up my own lungs is one of the worst ways to go out. Dying scared out of mind in a firefight in some gook infested jungle would at least be quick, and there's a chance you could get through it and live your life long enough to fight for toilet paper back home decades later. Hell, I'd take full on nuclear destruction over this bullshit. I just hope it gets so bad so quickly that I die in a firefight with chimped out raiders instead of the chinese virus.

You need to go back.
> Reddit is more your style
And take your zoomer friend with you. I know its his first day on Yas Forums but that's no excuse

Poor bastards are gonna starve to death. I don't think they can last this month.

just dew it

u wot

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he needs that call of duty XP boosts

I liked it better when isolated acts of retardation weren't broadcast for millions of people to see. Someday you're gonna do some stupid shit and some asshole is gonna record you and post it online. Smartphones and social media were a mistake.

Upvotted! Gilded!

I just wanted to say that not all Americans eat fast food and lay down belly up to materialism and toxicity...Godspeed Greek bro

So you'd rather be in a literal warzone than have to deal with a bunch of fags overreacting and coughing. You are a complete retard.

In Vietnam, the guy "coughing up his lungs" is doing it literally, not whining about some gay bat soup flu.

KEK!

For many people in the US Mountain Dew comprises 3% of our blood. This isn't a laughing matter. If our body notices we become deficient, we have to resort to drinking other high calorie sodas. It's not pretty.

can't wait to see the pleas for help as these idiot boomers are stuck in a third world country during a crippling pandemic

Ahhh an og nothingburger poster. You guys are rare nowadays

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>Dying scared out of mind in a firefight in some gook infested jungle would at least be quick
>quick

You obviously have no fucking clue user. I’ll take Coronavirus over Vietnam any day.

Why do europeans think poor people don't exist in their countries? Ours are just more noticeable because they have more money than the average european.