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MAGA!
THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!
remember when Joe Biden was a candidate for President? neither does anybody else watching Trump handle this while Grandpa Joe tweets about teleconferencing
OH NONONONO
330k likes and NYC hospitals are overrun and the country's economy is crashing! lolololol
MAGA
>remember when Joe Biden was a candidate for President?
He still is though. They're just keeping him out of the spotlight as much as possible during this, which is the smart play. Actually, if they could keep him out of the media entirely from now, until the election, it would probably be for the best.
Four big breakfasts please
>remember when Joe Biden was a candidate for President?
not really, how are you gonna run for president during a pandemic when you cannot control yourself from sniffing, touching and licking women
>guarantee the nation's IQ
>what are you, socialist?
The National Socialist solution to guaranteeing the nation's IQ is to remove all the niggers and spics.
MAGA
>capping your own post
no refunds
Can Jewish girls be MAGA?
H & A
>stuck in a town because my car broke down
>have to wait 12 hours before I can get a ride out of here
>only taco bell open
What do I get so my insides don't literally explode?
how about some black coffee and an orange instead, fatty?
>Trump has called in the army to NYC
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
"IT'S JUST THE FLU"
Burgers?
Thank you Mr. President for letting us know several months ago that this was a pandemic. We know you tried to inform the masses years ago that coronavirus was not a hoax but they wouldn't listen. All those DAMN liberals were denying the virus existed but you saved us all by being honest. You're truly a medical expert who is a natural. Thank you again Mr. President.
>What do I get so my insides don't literally explode?
a cup of water
Is she on a cruise ship in that photo? If so, she probably already has the coronavirus and is dying waiting to be intubated. Too bad, really.
water
Trump is done. He is OUT! The economy is crashing all around us. He is done!
> "i offered them an opportunity to.."
fucking kikes
CRINGING IN THE NAME OF
>which is the smart play
Yea, Trump get free press every day while doddering Joe is nowhere to be found even though he technically hasnt won the primary yet
>Trump has called in the army to NYC
literally not true
>water when taco bell sells best pepsi
That is NOT how you make white babies.
you're a real jerk
That guy is a heeb by the way.
Those assholes are never satisfied.
>Trump tells people to stay calm and not overreact
>PRESS: HE'S NOT TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY! HE'S GIVING FALSE HOPE!
>WTF IMPEACH!
>Trump doesn't tell people to stay calm.
>PRESS: HE'S NOT TELLING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR! HES NOT COMFORTING THEM!
>WTF IMPEACH!
>can't touch each other
>no toliet paper
>only Taco Bells
Isn't this the setting to Demolition Man?
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTER ANUS
Why do the Jews love the number
SIX MILLION
Israeli Pharmaceutical Company Donates 6 Million Doses of Chloroquine to US to treat Coronavirus
>NYC hospitals are overrun
Why? There's only been a few deaths. Are they responding to a media panic?
Gaslighting lugenpresse like Peter should be executed in Dwarf Fortress
I can't survive off of just water for 12 hours. But I also don't want to die of dysentery
Oh no 330k retards in an echo chamber scattered across the world think the President is bad. That’s less people than CNN’s viewership in primetime
>ENTER ANUS
please gib me the strength to tolerate this whore
>bepis over MTN DEW BAJA BLAST
FREN NO
ikr
who can Catch the Happy Virus "hauoli akua" rub the tummy and make everyone happy. I ask ku
for shame, /ptg/
Breakfast Crunchwrap
people will literally forget we're in an election year until the crisis is over
then Trump just has to say "and where was Joe during all this?"
people will suddenly remember that Joe wasn't on television at all... yeah, where WAS Joe?
most people are just waiting to be told a story by the authorities
if Trump offers a better story than the Dems, they'll believe him.
Trump says "Joe can't handle the job - he went missing during a crisis!" and the Dems can't counter that because Joe really can't handle the job.
Tbh I haven't been to Tb in ages. I always got the soft taco supreme tho.
>I can't survive off of just water for 12 hours.
now THIS is burgerposting
KAG TRUMP2020 TRUMP2024
Hope Trump brings up how that entire impeachment shit show cost the nation one very valuable month that could have been spent on anything else, and certainly keeping a certain Chinese virus out. But no, had to appease the egos of Schiff, Pelosi, Schumer and Nadler instead. Was it really worth it in hindsight, Dems?
Her hair is nasty but I bet she’s tight.
Looting is legal in NYC
>Democrats thought they could cancel spring break so that young people would be pissed at Trump
Oof
This might be the sloppiest move they've ever made. All media credibility has been lost, completely. Not even their youth vote cares enough anymore. No more Jon Liebowitz to make funny faces and dictate the narrative.
Just drink Cola then, what's the difference?
They manufactured this to be a deathblow to Trump, but he's turning it into his masterstroke. I just hope they figure out the MAGAbux situation soon.
I'll beat you next time you better watch it.
She koo she koo dawg
WE GETTING TENDIES
75% of them are bots
black grils give the best head... or so I've heard
>NEXT TIME, GADGET... NEXT TIME!
mfw
Reminder that Twitter /=/ reality
>he's going all in on the anecdotal cure
why though
there's very little upside to not just listening to his team of professionals.
Why are you Americans like this?
Death to all Liberals!
They should all catch corona and die!
The Democratic Party will perish in flames and decay!
In a Major airport now, first of a few today. So far no distancing to be seen and not a single mask. These lemmings will all die
Looters should be shot!
get the fuck out of this thread right now
why does that look like a skit about some disaster tv series on a late night comedy show
they're trying to say that they were on it in january-feb, but the trump admin was not listening.
from schumer the other day:
>trump waited far too long to do anything
>a month ago we were saying 'get those tests out'
>the admin didnt pay attention
>even though we were hollering for weeks
>we need more hospitals
>but trump hasnt done anything
>it is inexcusable action
>he is ignoring the public health crisis
I think more and more people are finally starting to see how much BS the media and dems push.
Yah, Trumpbux are real !
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE TRUMP
ftfy
>Why are you Americans like this?
in a word? egalitarianism
shut down public transit idiot
she wants it bad. Women are known to display passive-aggressive tendencies when their initial advancements are declined.
This is true
President Trump is no excuse to advertise for McDonald's. Report threads with ads in them.
>nj shut down conference today
people will openly revolt if this fucking mick shuts down liquor stores
I'm laughing but you wouldn't get it
Fucked a mixed girl. She gave good head. She was good in bed too.
No pls, I like to fly & im immune
it's now at 12:30pm et
Just fries pls
Only if they renounce their heresies and accept Christ as their savior.
52 FRIES TO PRESS CONFERENCE
if murphy just copy and pastes cuomos rules than liquor stores should be okay
You can't be working or drinking or buying weapons right now goy come on
Thanks for the update...this past week I think the only one which started on time was yesterday's
FUCK TRUMP
Yep. They shut down the country just to make Trump look bad. Most people are starting to realize it as the death toll remains negligible. People won't forget this, ever.
We know what you want, leaf.
watsa gonna say lads
The Boomerflu will kill off the old, the sick, and the weak.
America will be better as a result. Let Nature take its course.
yeah when I was young I was surprised when I got my first deepthroat from a nigger
it was like a porn experience, she just swallowed it
I'm sure she'd had a long line of niggers even bigger than me, but who cares got my dick drained and took her home to her grandma's late
Now how many deaths?
Hopefully soon
I'm suppose to take my first flight in July. Only 2.45 hrs. How bad is flying bros? I'm scared.
6 gorillion
cant judge a fuck by the color of their skin. more like their attributes
>TWO MOAR WEEKS
cope harder
1% of 10,000
so about a hundred
This isn't really very sharp. We shut down to keep people from dying, the sacrifices were shared, boy, these are the days we're going to tell our kids about, or not whatever, but anyone being angry because we kept ourselves and them alive is a touch loony.
Shit, I've only been in 4 wrecks on airplanes. Nothing too bad.
By spreading it as much as possible and attracting the survivors by promising a cure.
Like how Mortarion's Death Guard fell to Nurgle.
If its a Boeing plane, RIP
You can specialize in your interests all you want; but the question was "if you can't stop what's coming, why does it matter what you know?" For example, if you know how to keep yourself safe from coronavirus due to your high class edu, but Jethro Dumbfuck is doing your farming, coofing on your produce because no one told him not to, then in either scenario you are flexed on by the incredible power of the American dumbass.
It's actually determined by a test result, thus the name.
>all boats rise is a goal
In anarcho-capitalism? I thought you vault-dwellers would prefer being the mightiest company with the thickest hazmat suits trudging over the corona wasteland
sorry i mean subways in NYC
>How bad is flying bros?
Flying's great. It's the niggers on the plane that are awful. I remember flying in the 80's when there were still hot meals on flights and people dressed to fly. Before that in the 60's flying was amazing. Now it sucks, because niggers.
Whats goimg on? Are you telling me the disease is actually real? Àre white people really immune?
I’m on a 757-200 & 717 today
>wrecks on airplanes
you anons are insane to trust your life in the hands of a middle-aged pilot who probably had a couple shots of brandy before he hopped in the cabin
DO NOT HUFF THE POISON.
Melania is quarantined in Manhattan with her harem of bullstuds
If only China and the WHO had given accurate information most of this could have been avoided, reminder that the WHO said in February that the Virus couldn't be spread by human contact
watch some LOST during the flight and you're golden
There’s still hot meals (even in coach) on foreign airlines. Try to fly those when I can. The first class suite on emirates is superb, as are the qt stewardesses
Coronachan killing twice as many men as women, apparently
No statistics on traps
>amerifats cant stop thinking and typing out their cuckhold fantasies
>so about a hundred
How do these numbers compare to the common flu?
>Now it sucks, because niggers.
That can describe almost anything these days.
>imagine trusting anyone else
unironically
If only Twitter likes actually meant something
Any sex which does not involve unprotected vaginal sex with your spouse is degenerate. Then again I took a vow of celibacy because I was molested, so maybe I'm not one to talk?
Why can't Trump be this based right now?
Stop being a nigger.
>"Excuse me Mr President, I have an important announcement/question to make/ask. As even Hitler did not release a biochemical weapon on it's (((ppl))), why should the US not be nuking China for such actions?"
You joke but there have been several mass casualty incidents of people doing cocaine and drinking before piloting.
i don't want fucking handouts or bailouts
i want these stupid lockdowns to end so business can resume
i had a great job that has been effectively banned
BLEACHED
Lufthansa gives you free cognac on transatlantic flights. Other nations still have nice flights because they have fewer niggers.
WTF? is this an OVA with reaccuring characters? when was that?
It's variable, like how many of those 10,000 are over 50 and have diminished lung capacity
97% OF AMERICANS SUPPORT MONTHLY UBI OVER CORPORATE BAILOUTS
>distancing
Pretty much useless except for people coofing on you. Aerosol from your lungs hangs out on currents for hours in some cases. Pretty much moot point.
Yeah, but with all these hindu pilots waiting around outside the hotel, it's hard to even find a german in the bunch. And in some towns they're the only pilots they have. You'd think they'd be safest in the morning, but they're all hung over. Best time seems to be about 11 am, when they're just getting past the hair of the dog. Wear your personal airbag device tho, without one, I pity the foo.
That was yesterday's beer flu presser
its my fantasy but her reality that she has a $1.5million apartment in Trump Tower that has been featured on blacked videos
OK this is epic
Yesterday. Spicer was in the briefing.
Desuka if you need money I would recommend seeking alternative employment in the interim or alternative sources of income in order to aid the economy and yourself. I sympathize with the situation which should not be occurring but acquiescence to these laws is the reason they are being implemented.
brilliant
Quoting marxist communist interest groups for the matter and nobody twitters to promote socialism makes less than no sense and is harmful.
the poor and unproductive are always grubbing after other people's money
How does it feel that your stupid Orange Man is a failure?